Forks or Spoons?

Pibs · 12-17-2008, 08:20 PM

We need another goofy debate, and my sisters and I can't agree...

Which are cooler? Forks or spoons?

I'll put in my opinion once a few people post.

jordanisonfire · 12-17-2008, 08:24 PM

Forks! You can't kill someone easily with a spoon. Unless you scoop someone's eye out, but it's never as satisfying as stabbing it out! xD

Eilidh · 12-17-2008, 08:25 PM

forks by far. spoons are BORINGG and make yur nose look big

Andy · 12-17-2008, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Shadow

Forks! You can't kill someone easily with a spoon. Unless you scoop someone's eye out, but it's never as satisfying as stabbing it out! xD

Oh, dear...

Generally they're good for their own separate things, except when it comes to eating mac & cheese and soup, forks are better.

You don't get cheese overload when you use a fork, and you don't get burning broth overload with it, either.

Majyk · 12-17-2008, 08:41 PM

Forks, for sure. When we eat cheese noodles, my sister always uses a spoon, but I think forks work better. :p

Andy · 12-17-2008, 08:48 PM

And when I say soup, I'm referring to soups that mainly contain lots of very long noodles, such as there are in college. Not all soups go well with forks.

Lykaios · 12-17-2008, 08:49 PM

Sporks.

jordanisonfire · 12-17-2008, 08:50 PM

I though of sporks, but it said Forks OR Spoons, so it wouldn't count. xD

Pibs · 12-17-2008, 08:56 PM

I have to disagree with you all. Spoons are far cooler! Macaroni & Cheese is SUPPOSED to be eaten with a sppon! Just check out the box! Plus it tastes so much better that way. Pasta in general is better from a spoon, unless it's something like Ramen or spaghetti and it's nearly impossible to eat with anything but a fork.

Also, the spoon was invented before the fork.

And most importantly, anything that you don't need a spoon for, you can eat with your fingers!!!

nuttychooky · 12-17-2008, 09:25 PM

*coughs* Sporks.
Hehe.

12-17-2008, 08:20 PM	View Post #1 (Link) Forks or Spoons?
Pibs Literary Artist Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 398 Points: 30 Times Thanked: 18	We need another goofy debate, and my sisters and I can't agree... Which are cooler? Forks or spoons? I'll put in my opinion once a few people post. __________________ ~I was trying so hard to be me that I forgot who I was.~

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Eilidh Aspiring Author Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Paisley Posts: 567 Points: 0.68 Times Thanked: 11	forks by far. spoons are BORINGG and make yur nose look big __________________ RAPSCALLION The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.

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Andy Administrator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: At home Posts: 2,556 Points: 50 Times Thanked: 92	And when I say soup, I'm referring to soups that mainly contain lots of very long noodles, such as there are in college. Not all soups go well with forks. __________________

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Lykaios Global Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ὡς ἐν ἄλλῳ κόσμῳ Posts: 2,100 Points: 30 Times Thanked: 104	Sporks. __________________ Spoiler: Our Poem (Alice, Drax, me and Spacey) Orange-red cubes that make a wall, they aren't always orange-red, but butterscotch cement holds them tight and burning wine becomes the mortar. Diamond drops of liquid ice, a cling-film layer that wraps up the world with sticky taps and pitfall paper, keeping flies trapped inside and out --they drown a certain Scottish pirate and then the poetry stops for good, the - end as jelly oozes through the cracks. Twins with Lizzie. poetry blog

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jordanisonfire Master of English Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: England Posts: 5,130 Points: 30 Times Thanked: 95	Forks! You can't kill someone easily with a spoon. Unless you scoop someone's eye out, but it's never as satisfying as stabbing it out! xD

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jordanisonfire Master of English Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: England Posts: 5,130 Points: 30 Times Thanked: 95	I though of sporks, but it said Forks OR Spoons, so it wouldn't count. xD

12-17-2008, 08:56 PM	View Post #9 (Link)
Pibs Literary Artist Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 398 Points: 30 Times Thanked: 18	I have to disagree with you all. Spoons are far cooler! Macaroni & Cheese is SUPPOSED to be eaten with a sppon! Just check out the box! Plus it tastes so much better that way. Pasta in general is better from a spoon, unless it's something like Ramen or spaghetti and it's nearly impossible to eat with anything but a fork. Also, the spoon was invented before the fork. And most importantly, anything that you don't need a spoon for, you can eat with your fingers!!! __________________ ~I was trying so hard to be me that I forgot who I was.~

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nuttychooky Abstract Thinker Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 36 Points: 11.35 Times Thanked: 0	coughs Sporks. Hehe. __________________ "Please never have a character laugh mischievously, or cry sadly, or I shall have to hit you with a wet fish." -Brigid Lowry