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Old 02-14-2014, 09:32 PM View Post #581 (Link)
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Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water.
The bartender takes out a gun and points it at the man's head.
The man says, "thank you", and walks out of the bar satisfied.
He's expecting to be shot, and he wants to be shot so he can go to Heaven and be off this Earth. So he takes it as a favor.
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Old 02-14-2014, 10:46 PM View Post #582 (Link)
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Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
<emerges out of cave> I'm an old member, reviving an old thread, because I have a riddle, and I immediately thought who best to suffer- *ahem* attempt this than writers. My friend told me this and I nearly ate her cause I couldn't figure it out. But really, watch the first one of you figure it out.
EDIT: I just noticed this entire old thread is in the common room, I thought it would be in the Games section. I hope I've not broken any laws or anything.

Okay here it is:

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water.
The bartender takes out a gun and points it at the man's head.
The man says, "thank you", and walks out of the bar satisfied.
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What is going on here?
he had the hiccups.
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Old 02-15-2014, 06:25 PM View Post #583 (Link)
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Wrong, lalo.

Enchanted Muggle, that actually does make sense... you can get rid of hiccups both by drinking water and being frightened. hm.
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Old 02-17-2014, 03:00 AM View Post #584 (Link)
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What is an example of a function continuous on (-∞,∞) which is not differentiable at infinitely many points?

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Old 02-28-2014, 12:36 AM View Post #585 (Link)
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Originally Posted by Rachael View Post
He's expecting to be shot, and he wants to be shot so he can go to Heaven and be off this Earth. So he takes it as a favor.
this is a good theory, but the award goes toooooo
Originally Posted by The Enchanted Muggle View Post
he had the hiccups.
Yeah. He had the hiccups. It took me so long to get it haha. Good job Enchanted Muggle!
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