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I am writing a poem
It is really fun I scream for Ice Cream Haha I made a pun. |
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Its awesome!!!
My teacher gave me a rose to valentines day with that message!!! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Janitor: What's up? J.D.: Nothing. What is up with you, man? Janitor: I always get this way in the fall, you know. Summer's gone, the days are shorter, it just makes me feel so...what's the word? J.D.: Sad? Janitor: Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word, "sad". I was gonna say it makes me feel so mop. J.D.: Let me explain, I... Janitor: Go ahead, I'm mopping. J.D.: Maybe I shouldn't bother... Janitor: Maybe you mopn't. |
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A warrior rises from the ashes.
His sword as sharp as a jelly worm on a sunny, August day--dork! I remember those lazy days, as daises lay. Roses dancing in the breeze and bees buzzin'-- playing that spring song, on a sunny, August day. Speakin' of songs, I heard that there's a new DJ in town. Hope he's good. x-D-iary was found on the white street yesterday. Was it yesterday? Maybe it's the future... waiting b-e-h-i-n-d us. Sigh-sigh-sigh-die~ die-sigh-sigh-die-shoot! Shoot Barney in the head-why? Because one of his songs bought a corner in the right side of my brain--The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round. The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, all through the (damn) town. The babies on the bus go wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa------ No one knows why? But everything must have a cause and an effect, like that W-W-W-C question. Some people claim they know the answer to it. Do they? Do they really know? イロわにおえどちろぬるわがよたれぞ つねならんういのおくやまきょーこえて あさきゆめみじえいもせず
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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D: Ya'll mocking heartache poems, fuck you guys.
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The cerebral exculpation.
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Novice Writer
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I think i know why you said this...
You dont know how to write poems yourself so now you have to make people feel bad because of your personal proplems... I dont like it... ![]()
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Janitor: What's up? J.D.: Nothing. What is up with you, man? Janitor: I always get this way in the fall, you know. Summer's gone, the days are shorter, it just makes me feel so...what's the word? J.D.: Sad? Janitor: Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word, "sad". I was gonna say it makes me feel so mop. J.D.: Let me explain, I... Janitor: Go ahead, I'm mopping. J.D.: Maybe I shouldn't bother... Janitor: Maybe you mopn't. |
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The cerebral exculpation.
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Worst poem ever. (it's not even a poem) >.<
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"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." Leonardo Da Vinci. "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" Albert Einstein. "Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision." Salvador Dali. "What a delightful thing is the conversation of specialists! One understands absolutely nothing and it's charming." Edgar Degas. Spoiler:
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Idea Scribe
Join Date: Jan 2010
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You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there You want my love, you want my heart And we will never ever ever be apart Are we an item? Girl quit playing Were just friends, what are you saying Said theres another, look right in my eyes My first love broke my heart for the first time, And I was like Baby, baby, baby ohhh Like baby, baby, baby noo Like baby, baby, baby ohh I thought youd always be mine mine Baby, baby, baby ohh Like baby, baby, baby noo Like baby, baby, baby ohh I thought youd always be mine, mine (oh oh) For you, I would have done whatever And I just can't believe, we ain't together And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring And im in pieces, baby fix me And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream Im going down, down, down, dooown And I just cant believe my first love would be around. And I'm like Baby, baby, baby ohh Like baby, baby, baby noo Like baby, baby, baby ohh I thought youd always be mine, mine
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Literary Newbie
Join Date: Nov 2009
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