Invention Challenge

[jordanisonfire]

This is pretty simple: come up with the best invention you possibly can and, if possible, accompany it with a pitcure. Parodies are okay, if you're uncreative. :P

Contestants:

Zomb
Raf
Guessed
George
Pibs
Simone

[Zombified]

I've already got one...so I'm in.

[Rafael Domination]

Count me in! :D

[Guessed]

This'll give me something to think about in school tomorrow, besides all that impending doom I'm facing! ^_^

Got it: an ice cream... machine! ...That makes ice cream! Or maybe it... is made of ice cream.

Er, I'll give this some more thought before I let my hunger for ice cream ruin my chances in the contest.

[GeorgeMichael]

I'm in :)

[Pibs]

When's the deadline? Maybe I can do it...

[Simone]

Im in, probably...:)

[jordanisonfire]

I'll say Wednesday. Then we'll have a poll in the common room for people to vote for their favourite.

[Pibs]

Wednesday?!?!? Yeesh... I don't think I'll make it. O_o

[jordanisonfire]

Okay, friday. That cool?

[Pibs]

I'll try. I really will! :ninja:

[Guessed]

New deadline sits well with me. I mean, I have a stupid art project due tomorrow, and it's already almost then. x.o (I'd also mention the massive tests we have all week, but they're sinfully easy)

Still not sure that I'll enter, though, seeing as I currently have no ideas... not that I've put much thought into it yet.

[jordanisonfire]

Hurry, guys, or I'll be forced to extend the deadline. And we all know how tragic that will be. :rolleyes:

[Guessed]

Teehee, I have to make calendar art for our March month in Latin class - I'm toying with the idea of somehow getting two birds with one stone and making it an invention. xD Impossible, but fun to theorize aboot.

[Rafael Domination]

I think an extension would go a long way :mellow:

[GeorgeMichael]

And can we have some rules... because I have an invention... but if someone's going to come up with a megatron laser that can create black holes and grant the shooter unatural strength and the ability of flight whist turning all other planetary inhabitants into rabbits then my invention is going to seem fairly puny...

Is there a "real world, modern day" restriction... or is it... Anything?

[Rafael Domination]

Aw...

I had a doomsday cannon in mind, but if those rules come into effect, I might have to drop out of the contest. And I had such a nice picture too :P

[Zombified]

Fuck it, I got my idea and I'm putting it down!

So I saw this on Seinfeld and I thought, holy shit, what a great idea. So I can't take full credit for this.

My idea.

Lower the bathroom stall doors all the way to the floor, and all the way to roof. You'll be in your own little cubicle when you go, and you won't ever have to worry about people bothering you. They won't throw stuff over the stall, and won't try and take your shoes from under it.

For those of you who say, "Oh but how will people know if someone is inside?"

Simple. Like in an airplane, there will be a lock, and on the outside will be a small sign that says, "Vacant" or "Occupied".

A small ventilation fan will be installed over each stall, so if there is a odor, it will dissappear before the next visitor uses the stall.
That way there won't ever be any gross smells when you go into a stall.

Other little additions will be supplied depending on feedback from the viewers of this thread.

All other additions have been added by me, Zombie, so Seinfeld can't take credit for those!

I shall call this invention, "Cubicle Stalls"

[jordanisonfire]

Okay, I'm gonna have to extend the deadline, seeing as only Zomb has an entry in. And there are no rules for this challenge, just make it as creative as you can. ^^

[Pibs]

I'm working on it!

**EDIT** M'kay, here it is:
So, it's a computer gadget that works rather like an iPod... but you download written documents, either from your system or from a site where you buy them, like iTunes. Then you have one object for lots of books. And here comes the best part; it comes with apparatus to hang it from your ceiling, so you can lie on your back and read a massive book without killing your arms after two hours. I personally am way more comfy on my back, but it's hard to hold a book up for a long time, so this solves the problem. You can also hook it on a wall or something.

So yeah, maybe not the greatest, but it's all I got, people... :mellow:

[Zombified]

Any info on this thread?

Any updates?
Deadlines?

[jordanisonfire]

I've decided not to have a deadline, just wait until everyone has there's in.

[Daniel (Kal) Prelipp]

Maybe there could be a gun that could shoot out a large shield of energy that takes the energy out of any object moving towards you. That way you could stop bullets and other stuff.

[jordanisonfire]

...You want to register first? ^^

[Rafael Domination]

Maybe there could be a gun that could shoot out a large shield of energy that takes the energy out of any object moving towards you. That way you could stop bullets and other stuff.


Yo! Buddy! That was mine! :crazy:

No, I'm kidding. I'm doing something else.

BTW, Shad, I'll give you a thanks point when I get back home.

[Pibs]

Hey... who are we waiting for? Why are we waiting for them?
Finish up, people!

[jordanisonfire]

This pretty much went downhill weeks ago. I've more or less abandoned it now.

[Pibs]

Nooooooooooo.......

*sniffle* Fine, be that way.

:P

[ScottyMcGee]

WAIT!

I got it guys.


GREATEST THING EVER!


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