Key Mash Sentences

[GinaNeko]

I found this game on another site I used to go on. It's easy but fun.

How to Play:

Mash your hand on the keyboard so you have a bunch of random letters.
Write a sentence, each word beginning with a letter you mashed.
If you get a number or symbol, use the word for it in the sentence.
Laugh at how crazy your sentence might be.


Here's an example:
sifngd

Simple iron from new ground dungeon.

Next person to post will start the game. Have fun! :D

[Laxdog22]

anfnraegearg

A new frog never raced an energetic groundhog ending goopy entertainment at real guys

[Bilbo]

hfngydntdrbh

Hopping frogs neglected getting your dental necklace through detail, right, because huh.

[Faust]

vgyjyj

A colour brighter than violet.

[Kalculator]

dfgj

Don't forget Google Junior.

[lostbookworm]

bfyjybft

By frying your jam you become fat too.

[Bilbo]

vgyjyj

A colour brighter than violet.

Are you going blind? :P . The letter is "V". Then "G" and so on.

sdcfg

Slick doors creak freakily gleakily.

[Clawfire]

alksjdnlk

All little kiwis skate jogging down nowhere looking krazy!

[Faust]

Oh so that's how you play it.

[Kalculator]

alksjdnlk

All little kiwis skate jogging down nowhere looking krazy!

You just basically describe what me and my friends do in the weekends.

[Clawfire]

sdcfg

Slick doors creak freakily gleakily.

Really? Wow!

[GinaNeko]

kdjfhg

Kidss don't jump from hot dogs

[Clawfire]

kjjmmhggfgvjul

Krazy Jones jogs mooing merrily having grapes grizzling for glassess varying jugs under looms!

[Trottie]

hygrui

How you grunt right underneath ivory!

[Clawfire]

dvghhnfv

Divine vinegar ground, hung high not from vases.

[Faust]

uvgvg

Underground Vines Grap Voltage Grass

[Kalculator]

dfefjk

Duplicating fragments equals finding jokers killing.

[Laxdog22]

srdytcfug

Some red dogs you time can fly under grass

[SapphireSeaBird]

jhtkdcl

Just hope they keep drawing cool lemons

[Zyanya]

uygsdhkjs
Under your gaze, seven dogs hope kisses justify salvation.

[lalodragon]

rhpuoqr

Really hoping people understand our quirky reasons.

[FayGee]

eijbvn

Elephants in juice bounce vengeance nicely.

[Trottie]

tudjf

To understand doesn't justify facts.

[FayGee]

apoisud (though that looks intentional it's not)

Apples poison oranges in subtle utter disgust.

[Julian]

dxrhe
Doctor xylo rams hemorrhagic eggs.

[Syn]

kdfg4r6t

Kid died from giving 4 rangers 6 talismans.

[FayGee]

7ujcf7sjp ogsj; g

7 unbelieved juicy carrots fight 7 silly Jewish potatoes.

Oh gosh, Sir Jacques; good!

[Clawfire]

alaksdjlfkns

Alaska lodges Atlases kind stupid dummies joke laughing fortunes kindling ninnies soup.


OK, What the hell does that mean?

[FayGee]

al;ksjd fzoxic awr

Aryeh Leib; kid sorry jumps down.

Friday zany over Xavier inside Canada.

Away way right.