Ban the Person Above You IV

[Majyk]

This game is so popular...

For this game, you have to give a reason to ban the person above you. Funny, serious, or absurd, it doesn't matter. Ban them for their favorite smiley if you want. :D

^ Banned because ______!

[Rose]

Banned for quoting Andy.

[Faust]

Banned because I'm the second person to ban!

[Bilbo]

Banned because you beat me to it. Darn you, Faust!

[Shooting Stars]

Banned for including an exclamation mark in your post.

:P

[Bilbo]

bannedforusingpuncuationandspacesitsnotcoolseriously

:P

[Rage]

Banned because I said so, you fucking sexy bastard!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I have a sore thumb and have to use one hand instead.:(

[Kalculator]

Banned because I hate cracked screens on ridiculously small iPhones.

[Bilbo]

Banned because I can't get any privacy in this house.

[thecollector]

Banned because that sounds so wrong... :P

[Syn]

Banned because you started another page and I don't know what's so wrong now!

[Rose]

Banned. Just. Banned. Man.

[Bilbo]

Banned because I just had hot-chocolate...

[Kalculator]

Banned because camp's tomorrow! *dances*

[thecollector]

Banned because you danced. Don't you know the correct way to celebrate is.... *ahem* Actually, nevermind. *shifty eyes*

[Kalculator]

Banned because you got me confused and I can't fit my sleeping bag in.

[Clawfire]

Banned for going on camp.

[Optional Toaster]

Banned because you "pranked" me.

[Rose]

Banned because no one "pranked" me.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause no one "pranked" me either. I just pranked others :P

[Bilbo]

Banned because I didn't know what your avatar was until just now.

[thecollector]

Banned because grandmas fly through the air on pogo sticks.

[Faust]

Banned because you just said that to act random.

Not cool.

[Bilbo]

Banned because you used an impartial sentence.

And impartial sentences, (or fragments) are not cool.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause your face is not cool :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because it's daylight! O.o

[Bilbo]

Banned because you're up too early. :P

[joycey360]

Banned because your avatar says your banned. :P

[Majyk]

Banned because it should be "you're."

[lostbookworm]

Banned because I would have banned him for having the same name.

[joycey360]

Banned because you are the first person on the page

AND

You were the first person to comment on my first thread

[Lykaios]

Banned because they are lame reasons to ban someone - you could have banned him for not being found yet, or for eating books . . . :3

Banned because you're up too early. :P

I hadn't gone to bed . . . :P

[Majyk]

Banned for your awesome book-cover-making skills.

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Banned for being amazing.

EDIT: BANNEDFORPOSTINGATTHESAMETIMEASME.

[Lykaios]

Aww thankie, guys. :blush:

Banned because is the Mars bar going to be in your sig until I get you one . . . 'cuase that'll be a while unless they invent that Charlie-and-the-Chocolate-Factory-tv-machine-thingummywhatsit soonish. (Why haven't they invented that yet?? Dhal practically gave them blueprints. *sigh*)

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Banned because the mars bar thing is going to stay in my sig as long as I remember to keep it there.

[Lykaios]

Banned because I'MA MAKE YOU FORGET.

Then I'll buy you a Double Decker instead. :P

[Rose]

Banned because Lilikins typed 'cuase' and you didn't correct her spelling mistake/typo. :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because I BEAT YOU MUHAHAHAHAH! :P

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Banned because you're doing the "MUHAHAHA" thing that I do, instead of the more-accepted version of "MWAHAHAHA".

[thecollector]

BANNED! *DOES THE THRUSTING, BANNING MOTION* OH YEAH! Banned!

[Clawfire]

Banned for being older than me.

[Faust]

Banned for being the same age as me.

[lostbookworm]

Banned beacuse I'm so HIGH people! Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!

[Clawfire]

Banned for being high. (Hypocrite! Hypocrite!)

[Optional Toaster]

Banned for being in your own world.

[Clawfire]

Banned for being on at the same time as me.

[lostbookworm]

Banned because I'm High God now!

[thecollector]

Banned for a double post. :P

[Rose]

Banned because Crit Sheriffs have no powers in the Community Forum. Otherwise, we would've been able to deal with spam/DOUBLE POSTING (in this case)/etc...

xD

[Majyk]

Banned because I have deleted the double post which you could not.

[Rose]

Banned because you are making me feel jealous of your green powers. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because mods are awesome. xD

[Rose]

Banned because yes they are, and so are we. xD

We're also adorable. :P

[Clawfire]

Banned cause you are awesome.

[Kalculator]

Banned cause we are more awesome.

[Rose]

Banned because that's really nice of you. :hug:

[Faust]

Banned because you are welcome. (What did I do?)

[thecollector]

Banned because you are a writer.

[Clawfire]

Banned for being a hypocrite. (Hypocrite! Hypocrite!)

[Kalculator]

Banned cause I AGREE!

[lostbookworm]

Banned because I've had enough of this. ALL OF IT! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS!?

[Faust]

Banned because what is a nazi walrus?

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for not knowing what a Nazi Walrus is. I assumed that was common knowledge. ;)

[thecollector]

Bannned because Alice should tell you about the space whales. :P

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Banned because OMFGSPACEWHALESARETHEGREATESTTHINGEVAHHHHH.

[Kalculator]

Banned cause CAKE IS BETTER!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause CATS ARE BETTER! <-- by the way, that was just to copy you, Kalc :P

[Kalculator]

Banned cause WE ARE THE AWESOME YOUNGSTERS!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I'm not the awesome YOUNGSTERS, I'mTHE awesome youngster :P

[Kalculator]

Banned because YOU ARE CORRECT! HERE IS A THANK POINT!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause thanks! :blush:

[lostbookworm]

Banned because I hate these God darned youngster with their 450+ Pokemon and Frap music. All you need is 150 Pokemon, Darn God it!

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for being right, AGAIN!

[thecollector]

Banned because Bookworm is always right. :P

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for not just agreeing with me that lostbookworm was right. :P

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Banned for not having a more mature voice.

[thecollector]

Banned for being an Alice. :P

[Kalculator]

Banned cause YOUNGSTERS ARE AWESOME!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause being young isn't awesome, being young of age is awesome cause (though not necessarily always) those younger than us will live longer than us.

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for taking your signature from one of my favorite silly scary story books from my childhood. How dare you! :P

[Clawfire]

Banned cause wha…………………………?

[Kyaerin]

Banned cause wha…………………………?

Banned for not understanding ;)

[Rose]

Banned for ;) -ing at her.

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for having nothing funny for me to pick on right now. How dull. :P

[lostbookworm]

Banned because I'm a cruel bully who likes picking on people!

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned because you are here instead of in anger management classes!

[Rose]

Banned because I love you.

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned because I'm hiding under a rock now. :P

[lostbookworm]

Banned because I thought you loved me Francine! I thought you loved me!?

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for getting the short end of the stick.

[Kalculator]

Banned cause I HATE HOMEWORK!!!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause homework can mean relief from younger siblings and therefore can be paradise :P

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned because for assuming I like homework!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I didn't mention that, I just said that homework is a relief, sometimes...

[Fi]

Banned because I'd sell my soul to get out of education with all the information in my head.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause you can't sell your soul. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I feast upon souls of the young. Fear me, Claw. :P




JK

[lostbookworm]

Banned because he isn't joking. He did it to me aswell.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I don't believe you. I believe him :P

[Faust]

Banned because I believe you.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause thanks! :blush:

[thecollector]

BANNED because Mel Brooks ate The Secret Jar of Nutella Power. :P

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I don't like chocolate spread at all… and cause my keyboard has finally flipped and now I cannot use the apostrophe. :(

[Kyaerin]

Banned cause I don't like chocolate spread at all… and cause my keyboard has finally flipped and now I cannot use the apostrophe. :(

banned because apostrophe's are beautiful

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for allowing your soul to be eaten.

[Faust]

Banned because I own your soul.

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for stealing my soul since I never sold it to you.

[Clawfire]

Banned for not selling your soul to him. BOW DOWN BEFORE FAUST, THE KING OF SOULS!!!

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for peer pressuring me. :P

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I'm not exactly your 'peer' :P

[Faust]

Banned because you're not my peer ethier.

[thecollector]

Banned because I am your father. :P

[Bilbo]

Banned because YOU HAVE A WIFE!

Or, actually, you might not have a...

:blush:

never mind.

[Lykaios]

You're just banned because I'm trigger happy and we haven't had enough bots to blow up recently.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause today is the 'day' (although it was actually moved to sunday) of purim! (a jewish festival ;))

[thecollector]

Banned because happy purim! xD

[lostbookworm]

Banned because you haven't told me if that DVD's arrived yet. Has it?

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I don't know what DVD you're talking about and I probably don't want to know… :unsure:

[Faust]

Banned because I don't know ethier.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause we're currently chatting to one another

[thecollector]

Banned because we're currently not. :P

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I don't exactly care… no offence… ;)

[thecollector]

Hahaha. Banned because you aren't joining the nightmare. *hints are signature* :P

[lostbookworm]

Banned because I will try to join the Nightmare!

[thecollector]

Banned because thank you. xD

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for recruiting followers for your dirty deeds.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause my eyes are sore. Curse you, eyes!

[Kyaerin]

banned for cursing your own eyes ;)

[Amateur_Voice]

Banned for posting before me. :P

[Rage]

Banned for being a humongous willy.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[thecollector]

*strokes his very long beard* I haven't been here in ages, so....bang, bang, BANG, BANNED!

[Faust]

Banned because you're back!

[Rage]

Banned cuz there's a guy named Faust in Shaman King. (re watching for childhood luls).

[Clawfire]

Banned cause *sigh* growing up is a pain sometimes… *sigh*

[Faust]

Banned because I agree.

(And Rage, you watch Shaman King too!? That's where I got it from!)

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I'm always right. You should know that by now, Faust!

[Anira]

Banned cause I'm never wrong, and I agree too.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause thank you very much :)

[Faust]

Banned because you're welcome.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause that was meant to be :sarcasm:

[shaden93]

Banned for using a smiley.

[Kyaerin]

banned for not liking smilies

[Faust]

Banned because smileys rock! :) :D ;) :cool: :( :mad: :P :O :rolleyes: O_o :huh: :blush: :mellow: :glare: :confused: :sleep:

[Clawfire]

Banned cause you're right, as you always are… ;).

[Kalculator]

Banned cause so are you and I'm the eldest triplet! :D

[thecollector]

Banned because a fox in sox eats lox.

[Faust]

Banned because that rhymed.

[thecollector]

Banned because it was supposed to. :P

[Clawfire]

Banned cause what's so bad about rhyming? (or for that matter, so important?)

[Faust]

Banned because rhyme while watching a mime! That was terrible!

[thecollector]

Banned because of my low battery warning on my laptop

[Clawfire]

Banned cause stuff the battery. Just connect it to the power plug :P

[Faust]

Baned because you're a Pikcachu! (If I got the word Pikcachu wrong, I don't care. Pokemon's rubbish)

[thecollector]

Banned because so are you! :P

[Faust]

Banned because damn you!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause we both agree that Pokemon's rubbish!!!!!

[Faust]

Banned because this brings our friendship even closer!

[Alexz]

Banned because you are in fact Pikachu2585.

[Faust]

Banned because not now!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I probably had the time of my life yesterday… *is remembering*

[Faust]

Banned because so did I Claw, so did I... *remebering as well* Mmmmm, popcorn.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause *sigh* why can't we live in the same country *sigh*…

[Faust]

Banned because that is a question I always ask.

[Anira]

Banned because the world might be a better place if we all just lived on Pangaea.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause the world would be better if it lived in a world with dragons, fairies, elves, monsters and the rest of those. Then it wouldn't live through these stupid wars because there would be something bigger trying to get at them.

[Faust]

Banned because that. Would. Be. Awesome!

[Alexz]

Banned because you understated how awesome that would be. It would in fact be REALLY FREAKING AWESOME!!!ELEVEN!!

[Rose]

Banned because I'm chatting with you on MSN, lyk ryt nao.

[Alexz]

Banned because I'm chatting with you on MSN, lyk ryt nao.

:D

[Rose]

Banned because I'm still chatting with you on MSN. xD

[Alexz]

Banned because you're purple and I'm not.

Wait...

[Rose]

Banned because I just thanked you. Ha!

[Alexz]

Banned because I thanked you too! Haha!

[Rose]

Banned cause OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG you did! =D

*forgets to breathe*

I...a--aa...

*dies*

x)

[Alexz]

Banned because you almost have the same number of thanks as Majyk.

[Rose]

Banned because yes, almost. :P

[Faust]

Banned because I broke the rhythm of just you two.

[Anira]

Banned because you broke their rhythm. How could you?

[Clawfire]

Banned cause it should be 'How dare you' not 'How could you'

[Kalculator]

Banned because CLAWFIRE IS AWESOME AND I'M A CAPSLOCK ABUSER!

[Faust]

Banned because CLAW IS AWESOME!

[Kalculator]

Banned cause YOU ARE RIGHT!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause thank you, thank you *does a kowtow*
Anyone up for some tea and cake?

[Kyaerin]

banned because sure :D

[Bilbo]

Banned because your sentence contained less than four words.

[crayons932]

banned because you joined a long time after I did and you almost have the same amount of posts >.< I have more thank points though :P

[Anira]

Banned because you have DFTBA in your signature. DFTBA!!

[crayons932]

Banned because, uhh, you can't ban someone for having DFTBA in their signature! NEVER! (btw, dftba!)

[Anira]

Banned because DFTBA is too awesome to be in your signature, and it overpowers me with awesome every time I see it. ( \\ \\ // // (there has to be a better way to type the nerdfighter symbol)).

[Kalculator]

Banned cause I'm a nerdfighter in training.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I can't be bothered doing my homework… STUPID ESSAY'S AND EXAMS!!!!!!!

[Faust]

Banned because damn homework!

[Kalculator]

Banned cause I agree!

[Faust]

Banned because we shall REVOLT!

[Bilbo]

Banned because fiery revolutions hardly ever work. Rather, be a plodding visionary :P .

[Anira]

Banned because it takes disaster to start a revolution.

[thecollector]

Banned because not always.

[crayons932]

Banned because it never quite makes it to 130 MPH, which really pisses me off

[Clawfire]

Banned cause YOU HAVEN'T SHOT YOURSELF YET!!!!!! *breaths heavily through gritted teeth*

[Faust]

Banned because you should shoot yourself, Cray!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause yes, he should for his own sake… *evil grin*

[Kalculator]

Banned cause BANG!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause *evil grin* I'm gonna strangle him *evil grin*

[Kalculator]

Banned cause I SUPPORT YOU!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause… uh… yay?

[Faust]

Banned because Wondering!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I'm the master of all Crazyness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(at least, today I am…)

[thecollector]

Banned because you should always remember the future is the present. And the present is the past. And the past is dust which should be swept away in its proper place.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause that doesn't make sense. At all.

[Alexz]

Banned because it does make sense, but only to those that understand it.

[Faust]

Banned because it does make sense, but only to the insane.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I'm not insane, I'm crazy. Big difference:
1. Insane starts with I while crazy starts with C.
2. Insane has 'In' in it while crazy has 'car' in it.
3. Cause they're just completely different words :P

[Faust]

Banned because I wasn't calling you insane!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I know you weren't. That was just my point. Now which point you can only wonder...

[Kalculator]

Banned cause you are confusing.

[Faust]

Banned because you are more confusing.

[Bilbo]

Banned because this is a waste of my time.

[Kalculator]

Banned cause I'm procrastinating.

[Anira]

Banned because I have given up on doing work at all.

[lostbookworm]

Banned because BAD PERSON for not doing any work!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I have laid my eyes on the biggest Highschool in my life (and probably the best ;))

[Kalculator]

Banned cause I'm not going to high-school, cause I'm at a college.

(Yes. It's NE-Year 13. You read that right. I'm Year 8)

[Clawfire]

Banned cause i am abusing caps lock!!!!!!

[Faust]

Banned because you aren't actually.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I was but it seems to have gone off caps lock… *is confuzzled*

[Bilbo]

banned because I didn't get enough sleep.

[Kalculator]

Banned because I did and THIS IS ABUSING CAPLOCKS!

[thecollector]

*strokes beard* I haven't played this in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssss.

BANNED because Easter is this Sunday. :)

[Iridescence]

Banned because I haven't done this in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggeeeeesssss either. Also banned cos your avatar is a yellow beetle.

[Clawfire]

Banned cause you haven't done this in ages.

[Kalculator]

Banned cause Anzac day's coming up and you need to make some more Anzac biscuits.

[bookworm]

Banned because the cake IS a lie.

[Faust]

Banned because if you complete this level you will get cake.

[thecollector]

Banned because what if I don't want cake? What if I want KEY LIME PIE, BE-YOTCHES? :P

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Banned for not being a glittery unicorn.

[Kalculator]

Banned cause I'm on the zombies side!

[Clawfire]

Banned cause I feel like killing a potato. DIE, POTATO, DIE!

[Faust]

Banned because I want to chop an onion!

[Kalculator]

Banned cause yes, let's kill our frenemy! (That's OrionRising)

[Clawfire]

Banned cause WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN?!?!?!?!?!

[Kalculator]

Banned cause huh?

[Bilbo]

Banned because I love your avatar.

[thecollector]

Banned because it's the wrong Alice! :O

[Kalculator]

Banned cause huh???

[Clawfire]

Banned cause wha……………………?

[Faust]

Banned because what the....?

[Kalculator]

Banned cause I'm was going to swear.