From Out of The Grey of Auckland...

[TimTam]

comes a petite authour to join your lovely little forum.

Hi, I'm TimTam, I'm 17 and I've been writing for recreation since I was 6 or 7. My biggest work to date is my pantomime 'The Christmas Piece' which was performed in 2006 but I have a lot of poetry and short stories quite a few of which are on bebo.

Nowadays I'm working on writing a couple of novels (not particularly sucessfully) and a new pantomime as well as a slightly more serious play, but lets face it, writing for children is more fun.

TimTam

[Andy]

17 is not a petite age. :P Welcome, I'm Andrew.

Pantomime? That's cool! You should make a tutorial about it or something. Is your stuff on Youtube, by any chance?

[TimTam]

lol, petite refers more to my build than my age!

Youtube is a good idea, I have a recording but I've not seen it yet, and it's such a pity that one of the lead actors was 10...

A tutorial could be fun too :D

[Dr_House_4ever]

Hey there, I'm Sarah. Have fun and make yourself at home...but if you cause any trouble here we will have no choice but to run you through with our swords.

Oh dear, I think I just scared off another one.O_o

[Andy]

I've got stage fright and a knack for bad memory. It kept me away from school plays for 4 years. I think I'll be dreading the day when I have to read my books to kids. :)

Someone else made the recording, you mean? And told you but never showed you? :D

[Ichigo]

Well welcome to the site. I'm Alley, yes like the branch of street.
If you have any questions feel free ask.

[Alex]

Welcome, Welcome

I'm Alex. Not what you would call a "veteran" but I know my way around the site and if you need any help and a few laughs then hit me up on PM or in the Chatbox and I ((or almost everyone on here)) will be sure to help =]]]

[mmandiloou]

Hey there, I'm Amanda, hope you have fun on the site, it sound like you'll fit in just fine!:D

[Imelda]

PANTO!

I love panto. :D I saw three this year. Ok, so one was a school performance, but it was still good ...

Urm .. hi!

[Carraka]

I figure if you're older than me, you're not petit. But are you petite? I don't know what happens when French words cross over into English. Is that even French? It's a French word, but it might come from another language, and I get all confused about that stuff --

-- but I'm petite too! Anyway, I'd love to see you pantomime. All this French and pantomiming is reminding me of ... Les Infants du Paradis? This French movie that depressed my mother. Yeah.

Welcome.

[Nyx]

Hello. I'm Nyx...evidently:P Welcome, you'll fit in. Unless of course, if you don't worship our llamas, they will have to drown you in holy spit.

:D

So yes welcome, feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

[TimTam]

Huzzah! I love llamas!!

"Someone else made the recording, you mean? And told you but never showed you?"

I have the recording, I'm just a little scared of whatching it, I saw most performances and rehearsals (I was Production Manager) but it may be worse than I remember, the videos aren't always flattering of the performance...

[Zombified]

God you remind me of someone from another site who I miss...

Oh well...

Welcome to YWO.

[TimTam]

I remind you of someone? How disapointing, I always thought I was fairly original lol

[Zombified]

Maybe it's because you're both from New Zealand.

And if by some chance I am making a major geographical mistake as to where Auckland is, I'll shove this laptop up my ass.

:D

[TimTam]

That would be correct, I am from NZ lol, however I probably don't know the person you are refering to because, contrary to popular belief NZ is not the size of a small town (you'd be surprised what some people believe!)

[Zombified]

Just to put my brain at ease...are you a woman?

[Nyx]

Yes, another llama lover! We even have a smiley for it...:llama:

Ha, take that Riff-raff and Jordan:rolleyes:

Uhm *cough* anyways, now you have to make the ultimate YWO choice.

:pirate:(The amazing)
VS.
:ninja:(The awfully lame)

[Dr_House_4ever]

Go :pirate:!!!

[Shaun]

Crap, someone from NZ...does that mean we're going to have to open an aStore for NZ? I've got 3 to monitor already! Darn you! :P
I'm kidding of course. Let me know if you use Amazon at all and I'll put up an aStore for your country :).

Welcome to the site and I hope your time is well spent!

[TimTam]

right, well:
- correct, I am a female
- Pirates, always. :pirate:
- I don't have a credit card, so even if I wanted to I couldn't use amazon

[angela]

welcome timtam!
i have a friend and his brother's name is Tam.
anyway.. that isn't relative atm.. hope you enjoy it here!
it gets fun when you get used to everything. :D

[Nyx]

Oh my...llama and pirate fan. Would it scare you if I declared my love for you right now? -gets on knees to propose-

Woah! great choice, of course pirates rule!

[Zombified]

So you are a girl?

Hehe. Cool.

[TimTam]

lol, I'm not sure I follow...

[Zombified]

Don't mind me.

I'm newly single.

And you're a girl.

Do I need to explain anymore?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bash my face in with a pan to hide the blushing.
Thank you.

[TimTam]

lol well sorry, but I'm not into that... If you get what I mean :blush:

[Zombified]

...
I don't know if we are on the same page, but there wasn't anything sexual about my last post.

I was just talking about..

You know what? It doesn't matter.

*Continues bashing*

[TimTam]

lol, just make sure you stop before there's any internal bleeding. lol, I might have to go and bash myself too

[Zombified]

God I hope there is internal bleeding, that way I'll have an excuse for not doing a lot of things...

[TimTam]

Hah, I know the feeling, we've been back at shool for one day of lessons and I'm already neglecting homework!!

[Zombified]

At least its nearly over for us.
Right?

One more year!

[TimTam]

Yes, one more year, and then I shall join the awesomeness world of university!!

[Zombified]

Hooray!

[Jessica]

Did I welcome you yet? Omg, I'm forgetting everything... Oh god... I like boobs D:
But I have a boyfriend
Ironic? No. Just fun.

[Alex]

Its a Holiday in Cambodia!

but people aren't dressing in black... damn...

well like I said before

have fun here, and don't let anything Zombie does scare you, hes pretty harmless... but his writing will give you nightmares =]]]

oh and I'm also recently single, don't go to the dark side, go to the... Cambodia side! *winks*

the entire above statement was a joke fyi lol unles... haha jkjk

[Imelda]

I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!

And I love my job. :D

Yay for life!

[Nyx]

Meh...quit showing off Imelda:P

*Hits my school with a frying pan*

[Alex]

Its still a holliday in camobdia >.<

[Imelda]

You will all one day be free of the shackles of education and then you too shall rejoice and poke fun at those less fortunate than yourselves! Mwahahahaahahahaha!

[Dr_House_4ever]

But until that day comes we still get to sulk bitterly about it (which rocks for me since I'm such a good sulker:P)

[Nyx]

You will all one day be free of the shackles of education and then you too shall rejoice and poke fun at those less fortunate than yourselves! Mwahahahaahahahaha!

I wish that day would hurry up and get here:P

[Rafael Domination]

Ooh! 17...you're my age then :D

Welcome.....

[Alex]

awe, how cute,

you two have something in common =]]]

[Rafael Domination]

:P

We're in our spicy seventeens! :D

[Alex]

I'm in my frolicking fifteens

I dunno, I'm thinking off the top of my head here >.<

[Rafael Domination]

I still dread the egotistic eighteens...:rolleyes:

[Alex]

I hate the egotistic freshman

yea I know that e and f don't go together but damn do those freshman deserve the title >.< lol

[Nyx]

:P

We're in our spicy seventeens! :D

I'm in my frolicking fifteens

I dunno, I'm thinking off the top of my head here >.<

Oh yea? I'm in my tacky thirteens.

[TimTam]

Oh no dear, it's not tacky till you're thirty!!

Seventeen is quite a good age to be I think, but I shall be 18 soon and then I will be able to go to the newlyl opened bar beside my school, good placing? I think so!!!

[Imelda]

Raf is seventeen? :eek:

Well that's a surprise.

[Alex]

o0o0oo0o0 Burnn..... nice imelda *high fives*

[Dr_House_4ever]

I'm in my frolicking fifteens

I dunno, I'm thinking off the top of my head here >.<

I'm in my frolicking fifteens as well. Yippee!:D

[Alex]

*high fives*

thats right, we're awesome

[jordanisonfire]

:welcome: new person. Yes, a very late welcome, but I've got to find other places to spam. :P

And yes, fifteen rocks. :D

[Alex]

you wouldn't know shadow because you are just a wee little fifteen year old yourself, *spam*

[TimTam]

15 wasn't a great year for me, so don't be offended when I say being 15 sucks, it's far better in a couple of years!

[Alex]

I would be 15 for the rest of my life if I could.

The schoolwork is so simple that I have yet to open a book at home to do work, I finally stopped "drifting" and have a group of friends that are decently awesome. I found this place when I was 15 =]]], and I'm going to be 15 throughout the entire! basbeall season. Man I love this year lol

[Hannah-Rose]

OMFG. It's you!

Well that made my day. <3

[TimTam]

o darling, if finding me on a forum is going to make your day then really, what does that say?

[Rafael Domination]

WOOOO, I turn eighteen in 3 months! I dread it, but WOOOOOOOO! :D :crazy:

[TimTam]

OMG Yay! I'm 18 soon too :D Less than 50 days in fact :D:D:D:D:D:D Many emoticons needed for such a momentus occasion

[Rafael Domination]

Ah, glad to have you join our ranks.

Anyways...nice to see you around. :P

[Shaun]

By the way, anyone who turns 18 on YWO is required by law to give a donation of at least $10 USD.

Of course I'm joking, but it'd be nice :P

[Rafael Domination]

I'm working one convincing my parents to set up a paypal account. I'll donate as often as I can if that happens! :D

[Shaun]

That would be great, Raf :).

[Hannah-Rose]

I'm of liqour-buying age just in time for the school ball. Sweet fucking deal.


Oh, and of voting-age just in time for the election, but obviously that's comparitively utterly unimportant.

[Linds.xo]

Hello hello, I'm linds! Hope you enjoy the site and I hope to see lots of great writing from you ^^

[TimTam]

Hannah-Rose I never thought I would hear you say such a thing, I mean I know liquor is important, but with the number of times our conversations transform into political debates anyone would think that the ability to vote in the next election would be at least equally important, or perhaps a close second.

I certainly am looking forward to voting, I'm also looking forward to hearing some more about policies (or anything about policies from some parties) so that I can make a decision since it does seem somewhat more complex than last time when I would have voted national based purely on the fact that I have been brought up in a house that praises national. Argh now I just want to choose the lesser of the evils...

[Jessica]

I'm never going to vote.
I'm Canadian...
Our Politics are boring as fuck.
Boo.
Alcohol, however, is not boring at all.