Ywo Caption Contest!!!

[ScottyMcGee]

I LOVE CAPTION CONTESTS!!!

Okay, since I started it I get to keep track of the scores and choose which caption is the best.

It's a simple game. I post the pictures (which are usually strange, funny, or awkward or with some sort of sexual innuendo), and a bunch of people come in and post a caption (or more if they want) that is witty and hilarious. When I feel like it, I shall declare a winner of that caption contest and he or she receives one point. I post another picture and it continues.

Maybe after like four pictures I step down and someone else gets to post them. K?

If your caption contains strong language (in the comedic sense of course) then put it under a spoiler tag.

EDIT:
You're NOT allowed to post twice for the same picture. (unless you're just commenting) Whatever you say on one post is the final word. If you wanna edit, fine. But the point is I want to leave room for other people to look at this and suggest something.

Here is.........THE FIRST PICTURE!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Peek-a-boo.jpg

[Nyx]

Ehehe, I'll post one soon. Great idea Scotty!

[Alex]

Just a little lower... that's it.

[GeorgeMichael]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Peek-a-boo.jpg




???: Guess who.
Andy: Shadow, what are you doing?

[Alex]

teehee hahaha nice one George

[Andy]

Andy: Shadow, what are you doing?
Hahahahaha! That's great!

Here are some:
"Nintendo would never do this...right?
"I've got it back, My Precious..."
"Bow-chikka-bow-wow."

[Nyx]

Ahaha, nice one Georgy:P

[Rafael Domination]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Peek-a-boo.jpg




"For the last time...will you be my Valentine?"







:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

.
.
.
(Awkward...)

[Alex]

How about this

Focus on the spooky tree in the background... please...

[Rafael Domination]

This contest is friggin' hillarious! :D

[ScottyMcGee]

BLAAAAAAAAAAH forgot to say something...GRAH! Funny, I remembered when someone broke the rule.

You're NOT allowed to post twice for the same picture. Whatever you say on one post is the final word. If you wanna edit, fine. But the point is I want to leave room for other people to look at this and suggest something.

I'll edit this on my first post so that everyone sees it.

So, Alex, I'll let you off on that one. Cus it's my bad that I didn't mention it. BUT NOT NEXT TIME!


:D

Have fun.

[Alex]

sowwy >.< =[[[

won't happen agian! =]]]

[Zombified]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Peek-a-boo.jpg




I'll be quick, I promise. But if you move,I'll stick this sword so far up your ass...

[ScottyMcGee]

I think I'll let two or three more submissions and then I'll declare a winner and move on to the next pic, just FYI.

[Ichigo]

Oh...Umm...
Well I'm not really that funny...
I don't know...
Hmm...
I like whoever said the Valentine one though...

[Alex]

Come on Alley just try it

don't pussy out on me do it do it! Peer Pressure!

[ScottyMcGee]

-_____________-


Right.

Well then I wanna post a new picture just for the heck of it and to hope this thing doesn't die out from non-humorous people like *cough cough* Ichigo *cough cough*

AND THE WINNNNNNER ISSSSSSSSSS.........................

GEORGEMICHAEL

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Peek-a-boo.jpg



"???: Guess who.
Andy: Shadow, what are you doing?"

Runner-ups:
2nd place: Raffy: "For the last time...will you be my valentine?"
3rd place: Alex: "Just a little lower....that's it."

Scotty's own suggestions: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!"


So here's the scoreboard:

GeorgeMichael: 1

Everyone else: 0


NOW, for EXHIBIT B!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/n699500329_149731_6275.jpg


Heh...can't wait to see some suggestions for this one...:D

[Andy]

I liked George's the best also! :) Shadow's so evil...

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/n699500329_149731_6275.jpg

1: Death by urinal.
2: "Gotta get that wife's cooking taste out of my mouth..."
3: When Scotty boy thinks he's a scotty dog...

[Alex]

Its your birthday, so I gave you a cake!

[GeorgeMichael]

(yay I won :), and darn Andy, I was gonna make an obscure dog reference :))


"This must be one of those 'urine is healthy for you' nuts...with no pun intended."

"Got Pee?"

(P.S Andy, I was gonna say the one man homage to the Shaggy Dog :P)

"Officer I swear, he's not high... he's just... thirsty...


(I don't have much for this one :( )

[Nyx]

NOW, for EXHIBIT B!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/n699500329_149731_6275.jpg



"Oh god was I thirsty...but I could've sworn it wasn't yellow when I stuck my head in..."

[Zombified]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/n699500329_149731_6275.jpg






Slurp slurp, gurgle gurgle. Hey! This tastes like shit!!

[Imelda]

Bob the plumber enjoys his work a little too much.

[Nyx]

Ahaha, nice one Imelda:P

[Rafael Domination]

"Mmm...nutty!"

[Ichigo]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/n699500329_149731_6275.jpg

Fine Scotty, I try this one so you can see how not funny I am.

Aha! I knew Joe was lying....Nemo isn't anywhere near here.


I know. The best I could come up with.
ha-frickedy-ha.

[Alex]

hey that wasn't to bad

I giggled... no... chuckled =]]]

[Ichigo]

Aww thank-you Alex! It makes me feel so much better.

[Alex]

your sarcasm isn't appreciated...

[jordanisonfire]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/n699500329_149731_6275.jpg

"Help... I'm stuck!"

"Ok, this is SO not funny!"

"Nobody flush it... please!"

"What idiot pisses in front of the urinal?!"

That's all I can think of. :D

[Ichigo]

when will the winner be announced?

[ScottyMcGee]

A) Whenever I have the time
and B) Whenever I feel like it.

Maybe one more suggestion.

[ScottyMcGee]

I'm not gonna lie these ones sucked.

Oh and sorry for the double-post.

But here was a winner..........

And it's a very surprising winner.

THE WINNER ISSSSS.................................


ICHIGO!!!!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/n699500329_149731_6275.jpg
"Aha! I knew Joe was lying...Nemo isn't anywhere near here."

Runner ups:
2nd place George Michael: "Officer I swear, he's not high....he's just... thirsty."

Scotty's Suggestion: "Gives a whole new meaning to piss drunk."


The Scoreboard:

GeorgeMichael: 1
Ichigo: 1

Everyone Else: 0

And now, ladies and gentlemen, OUR THIRD GAME!!!


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/90.jpg

[HYPNOTOAD]

I'm not gonna lie these ones sucked.

Oh and sorry for the double-post.

But here was a winner..........

And it's a very surprising winner.

THE WINNER ISSSSS.................................


ICHIGO!!!!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/n699500329_149731_6275.jpg
"Aha! I knew Joe was lying...Nemo isn't anywhere near here."

Runner ups:
2nd place George Michael: "Officer I swear, he's not high....he's just... thirsty."

Scotty's Suggestion: "Gives a whole new meaning to piss drunk."


The Scoreboard:

GeorgeMichael: 1
Ichigo: 1

Everyone Else: 0

And now, ladies and gentlemen, OUR THIRD GAME!!!


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/90.jpg






edit: c-c-combo breaker

[ScottyMcGee]

Oh f!@#@#!!


I just let a bunch of spammers in here.

They're fooling around right next to me in the computer lab at school

I hope Andy or Shaun see this.

Watch out for Rick Astely too.

[Imelda]

You know, if I were a mod ...

:P

Mr Hypnotoad, might be a good idea to leave. Some of us are really experienced in dealing with spammers. :)

[GeorgeMichael]

get out the cheese grater Meldy :)


oh and where's the third picture Scotty? Maybe this computer can't load it...

[HYPNOTOAD]

You know, if I were a mod ...

:P

Mr Hypnotoad, might be a good idea to leave. Some of us are really experienced in dealing with spammers. :)

I only came here to irritate Scotty

[ScottyMcGee]

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ONLINE? I JUST SAW YOU IN TOMAINO'S CLASSROOM!! :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

[Zombified]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/90.jpg





Can somebody get up and make me a sammich?

[Rafael Domination]

"Someone...pull my finger." :D






*and just in case anyone's worried, I meant the cat.*

[Alex]

I told father he was going down that path...

[GeorgeMichael]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/90.jpg



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Garfield ain't shit anymore is he?

Who says a dog is man's best friend?

These diets never work out the way you want them to.

Why does Paula always look stoned on that show?


"Can someone hand me my beer?"

[Andy]

This is why you should NEVER let the cat out of the bag.

For months, the cat had tested our patience. This time, Muffins had gone too far.

"Get my gun!" father yelled from the living room. "I'm sick of that cat, and I'm hungry as hell!"

"Go ahead, human. You can TRY to take my beer or my remote, but you'll experience terrible pain."

[Tncowgirl]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/90.jpg




I"ll have a shot at this, though can't promise anything good. :D

That's right, I'm king of the clicker, now go get me another bud light, not that it will help any.

Change the channel and I'll have to get all chuck-cat on you.

Wow, they sounded better in my head. :D

[jordanisonfire]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/90.jpg

Someone pass me the beer!

Man, pressing this remote is SO hard with paws!

I hate these reality shows...

Man, that guy is outta shape.

[Imelda]

I'm going to take over the world.

(That's the only thing cats know how to say)

[Rafael Domination]

wait...are we allowed multiple quotes for one picture?

[ScottyMcGee]

Yes. :)

[Nyx]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/90.jpg



Oh man, this is the life.

This is why I ate my owners...


-----------
Yea:P I have a shitty humor:P

[Rafael Domination]

I can't wait for the next one! :D

[ScottyMcGee]

The winner is..........................


*sigh* I hate to say this but......................



GEORGE MICHAEL

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/90.jpg


"Garfield ain't shit anymore is he?"

Runner ups: Andy: "This is why you should NEVER let the cat out of the bag."
Imelda: "I'm going to take over the world."

Scoreboard:

GeorgeMichael: 2
Ichigo: 1

Everyone else: 0

Now.........for our next picture................



http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/dasdar.jpg

:link: :link: :link:

[Rafael Domination]

1) "I hope I wasn't too rough, Link..."

2) "I told you I had a wild side..."

3) *Viagra: don't give it to your girlfriend*

4) *Every elvin guy's dream...*

[Zombified]

God damnit, I never win these things.
Screw it.

[Alex]

1) Girl - *in a seductive voice* Oh Link, the triforce. Its so... so.... unspectacular

2) Link - Why are we on the ground again?

3) Link - Whoa... you look roughed up, let me help.

4) Girl - Oh my god he's trying to rape me!

5)
Girl - Andy... this is great but..
Andy - But...
Girl - You suck at cosplay

6) Girl - Our hair matches!

7) Link - I bet stephen hawking never got it like this

8) Link - Holy carrots batman!

thats all I got

[GeorgeMichael]

1. Zelda: How was that for you?
Link: HYAAAAAAH!!!

2. Girl: Honey, next time don't have your sword out okay?"

3. Girl: YOU FELL ASLEEP AGAIN!!! DAMN IT, I AM RIPPING MY CLOTHES OFF FOR YOU!!!

4. Girl: ... you're not always this limp, are you?...

5. Girl: When you said sex on the beach I thought you wanted a drink!

6. Girl: . . . I said you could start whenever... are you already done???

[ScottyMcGee]

Oh my God, I'm dying here. This one is going to be hard to choose. Sexual innuendos are the best! :D:D:D

[Imelda]

Wooo, runner-up. :D

Blonde Lassie: Link, when was the last time you cleaned your ears?

(I had to break the run of sex jokes)

[GeorgeMichael]

who had sex jokes???

[Alex]

me....

[Andy]

1. "Link! Link! Speak to me!....For once!"

2. "I told you not to play with the Cuckoos!"

3. "Wake up! How can the world depend on such a lazy boy?"

4. "For goodness' sake! You defeat Ganon, but die when trying to escape the collapsing castle? You're pathetic!"

[GeorgeMichael]

3. "Wake up! How can the world depend on such a lazy boy?"

"


:) Great quote :) Navi's first words to Link :)

[Andy]

Scotty, when in the world are you? *looks at the Ban button* :devious:

[ScottyMcGee]

HUH? WHAT?


Oh.


Right.


Yeah.

Caption Contest.

About that.

I'll get to that....


eventually.


:)

I was just hoping to see any new faces on suggestions.

[Alex]

its not going to happen, sadly >.<

[Tncowgirl]

I can't think of anything good with this one, so sorry. Hurry and award someone so you can put up another one. :D

[ScottyMcGee]

HERE WE GO FOLKS!


AND THE WINNER ISSSSS....................................



ALEX!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/dasdar.jpg

"I bet Stephen Hawking never got it like this."

Runner-ups:
GeorgeMichael: "When you said sex on the beach I thought you wanted a drink!"
Imelda: "Link, when was the last time you cleaned your ears?"

Scoreboard:
GeorgeMichael: 2
Ichigo: 1
Alex: 1

Everyone else: 0

NOW, for our NEXT CAPTION!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/GO2P9748.jpg

[Rafael Domination]

"Whoa, dude! Those are sooooo implants!"

"No...I'm not kissing it."

"Please tell me you didn't eat anything Mexian lately."

[ScottyMcGee]

Whoops.


I kinda changed it at the last second.

Couldn't decide between the other one or this one. I thought this one was funnier.

Didn't know that someone would answer so quickly.

[Rafael Domination]

Phft! Never mind :D

[ScottyMcGee]

Honestly. Doesn't the guy on the bottom look hilarious?

[Alex]

1) Girl - I thought when you said "the flying squirrel" you were talking about sex!

2) Man - Jeez woman I think I got a hernia trying to throw you, loose some weight

3) Girl - Not all redheads are demonssss!!!!!

4) Man - Come back! We're alone in an abandoned warehouse! Do you realize more babies have probably been made here than in the back of cars!!!

5) Girl - I am fashionpolicewoman and I am here to comment on those eyebrows. Stop dying them, we all still know your pubes are white as snow!!! Weeeee!! *flys away*

couldn't think of any more >.<

[Andy]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/GO2P9748.jpg

1 - "Stop! You didn't show me how to flyyyyyyyyy!"

2 - Extra Terrestria learned how to fly in the nick of time, escaped from the evil FBI agent, and flew back to her homeworld.

3 - "That's not fair!"

4 - "Look daddy! I'm flying!"

5 - She is now free to move about the country.

[Tncowgirl]

Guy- "Come back, I didn't say you could leave yet!"

Girl- "Freedom!!!"

Girl- "Yes! I'm free....are you going to be able to get me down?"

[Imelda]

Woman: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!

Man: No! What about your diet?! ONE BITE AND YOU'LL BE RUINED!!!!!!!!!

[Zombified]

Man: What about my Prune Juice!!!?

Woman: Wow these Lite Maxi Pads really are light!

[ScottyMcGee]

AND THE WINNER ISSSSS......

(Wow, he's going to be really happy this time...)

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/GO2P9748.jpg

ZOMBIFIED!

Woman: "Wow, these Lite Maxi Pads really are light!"

No Runner-ups (You all suck :P)


Scoreboard: GeorgeMichael: 2
Alex: 1
Ichigo: 1
Zombified: 1

Now for the fifth...or sixth? or fourth? I dunno, whatever.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/big20gorn20and20kirk.jpg

[GeorgeMichael]

Man: Wrong movie Greedo... (Only for die hard star wars fans :P)


Beast: Give my husband back to me!!!
Man: I'm sorry, Godzilla likes spending time out with us guys sometimes.


Man: Is that a lightsaber hanging over your shoulder, damn it freak, I already told you. THIS IS STAR TREK!!!!


Beast: I want a bigger part in the show!
Man: I already told you I have nothing to do with casting.


Man: What the hell is that? Is it an apron, are they overalls, skirts?

[Zombified]

Man: Dude, this isn't in the script!

Monster: Tell me where Patrick Stewart's dressing room is!

Monster: You think I like wearing this ridiculous fucking outfit?

Man: I can see your balls from here...

[Andy]

Creature: "Give me your lunch money!"

Creature: "Tell me where you've hidden our budget!"

Creature: "You'd better do everything I sa - Stop smiling like that! Stop it!"

Man: "Why are you using a dagger when there's a lightsabre strapped to your belt?"

Man: "Oh, hahaha! You must be looking for the Power Rangers set. It's over that way."

Creature: "Waaahh! You're right. I'm the worst bounty hunter ever!"

Creature: "Since Andy hasn't yet won any of these things, he's sent me to beat you up, Scotty."

[Imelda]

Captain Kirk: I swear I'm not from the make up department! I didn't give you that costume!
Creature: *Stabs anyway*

[Tncowgirl]

Guy: Go to your own set, and get this styrofoam rock off my leg!

Creature: It's a jumper! Not an apron! Now you must die for dissing the jumper!

Guy: I'm glad I'm not you, I would strike if I had to wear that costume!

Creature: Wrong set, buddy, now you must die!

[Rafael Domination]

I got nothin for this one. I need something awkward...:D

[ScottyMcGee]

I'm not gonna lie most of these suck. Some were just OKAY.

But I decided to give it to......



ANDY!!!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/big20gorn20and20kirk.jpg


Creature: "Since Andy hasn't yet won any of these things, he's sent me to beat you up, Scotty."

Okay, just to be clear I didn't do it JUST BECAUSE of what it actually says. But it's just funny that in Star Trek, there REALLY is a guy named Scotty. Of course, that was completely accidental but what the hell.

I figured that wasn't SO much of a funny picture. Cheesy yes, but for a caption, not really.

So I decided to go all out-crazy on this next picture.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/scary-hillary-clinton5B215D1.jpg


Have fun with this one.


OH

And the Scoreboard is thus:

GeorgeMichael: 2
Ichigo: 1
Alex: 1
Zombified: 1
Andy: 1

[Rafael Domination]

Woman: "Here's Johnny!"

Woman: "Pucker up, this ones for you!"

Woman Wearing Pink: "Wedgie!!!"

Woman: "Gaze upon this face...for it is the Face of EVIL!!!"

Woman: "Th-th-that c-c-c-c-coff-ffee w-w-w-was g-g-g-great-t-t!"

Woman: "I'm not nervous! What makes you think that I am?"

[Ichigo]

//Ahaha..."Here's Johnny".
haha. hah.//


Lady: BITCH PLEASE!

Bitch stole my earings!

//Umm...I'm pathetic.//

[Zombified]

Hillary: I'm gonna chew your fucking face off!

Hillary: Bill did WHAT?!!

Hillary: Huckabee!!!

[Crocolyle]

Clinton: I am the Eternal, the Eater of Worlds.

Clinton:
Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around

Clinton: Crack!? Crack!? Whose on crack?

Gaze not long into the abyss, for the abyss gazes into you.

Don't make me use my Jedi mind tricks, Bitch!

Not only a female dog, but also a decrepit hag, Hillary cast her evil eye on the Republican Witch-queen in an ancient practice older than all politics: the Wizard's Duel.

Start your day with Carnation Instant Bitch for breakfast.

[Andy]

Okay, just to be clear I didn't do it JUST BECAUSE of what it actually says. But it's just funny that in Star Trek, there REALLY is a guy named Scotty. Of course, that was completely accidental but what the hell.
There's also the phrase "beam me up, Scotty." So "beat you up" was a play on that as well.

Clinton: [whisper] Shut up! I told you never to mention that in front of the media!

Clinton: "You want to know why most youngsters like Barama? Because of this!"

Clinton: "Smile? I...can't...do it! Grrr!"

[Tncowgirl]

Clinton: You don't believe we were under snipper fire!!!!



***All, I had :'(***

[Rafael Domination]

I have one last one! :D

Clinton: It's the botox...

[Crocolyle]

Clinton Cat is in ur committees stealin ur votes!

[GeorgeMichael]

"NO! I AM NOT MCCAINE!!!"

"Don't you love Alvin and the Chipmunks too?"

Lady in pink: ... and you were 'shocked' that your husband cheated?

[ScottyMcGee]

*bumps topic after a month's hiatus*

Ugh.

I can't keep up with this.

I have SO MUCH to do.


So...I've decided to pass the torch to somebody.

THAT"S RIGHT!


The person to take my place is whoever has the highest number of points at the time.

BTW, Zombified! You won the last game! I just didn't have time to go all fancy and put the picture again. So you have two points.

Which....presents a problem.....

being that GeorgeMichael and Zombified are TIED as successor of this game.
His quote was "Huckabee!"

Hm....any suggestions on how we break a tie anyone? Should I post another picture and only those two make a quote?

[Zombified]

I say George and I square off for the title!

[GeorgeMichael]

... I would rather just let Zombified host it :)


But I guess if he wants to go against me, I will lose, but still.

You can just do it if you want though Zombie :)

[Zombified]

No no, I want to win it fair and square.

[GeorgeMichael]

*sigh* fine, put one final one up Scotty, let's do this quick hopefully tonight :)

[Shaun]

Okay, I've been ordered to post a picture for this, so I shall. George and Zomb are going to face off and then I'll choose the best one. Scotty asked me to do this guys because he's had some personal problems lately that have sucked up his time (all will be sorted out I think and nothing too horrible I imagine...maybe he sold himself on the streets or something or he found out Bill Gates is his father). So I'm supposed to choose a funny picture and you have to give me quotes and then I pick. Here it is:

http://www.funnypets.com/albums/userpics/tiny.jpg

[Zombified]

Dude: Get this fuckin' thing off me!

Attack of the baby monkey rat creature things!

George W. Bush, at 2 months.

Photographer: That's right, move to the left so the giant marijuana leaf is in the background. Perrrrrfect...

Monkey thing: Feed me!!

This is why you shouldn't screw your cousin. Incest kills.

[Crocolyle]

Person 1: Don't you hate it when you get a booger on your finger and you can't shake it off?
Person 2: Wait... you pulled that out of your nose?

[Midnight_Moon]

Monkey: Please don't drop me! I'm to young to die!!!

Person: Are you kidding? Your the cutest little monkey ever.

Monkey: Ahh, thanks!

[Rafael Domination]

I think right now it's just between Croc and Zomb...

Damn those guys are insane! :P

[Shaun]

Scotty told me it was between George and Zomb...was I mistaken on who is in the tiebreaker?

[Crocolyle]

Yeah, it's George and Zomb I think... I just felt the need to post something : (

[GeorgeMichael]

http://www.funnypets.com/albums/userpics/tiny.jpg

Man: ... What... the hell... are you?


Monkey: You evolved from me, no judgements here ok.


Man: I have a pet hawk that would love to meat you...

[Rafael Domination]

Oh, George and Zomb. I thought it was Croc and Zomb.

Whoops.

Monkey: Take me to your leader.

[Zombified]

Have you decided the winner, Shaun?

[Shaun]

Gah, yes I have.

It's Zomb :P. That "Feed Me!" line totally did it for me :P.



I would have done this though:

Monkey: My....prrrrrrrecious!

[Zombified]

Oh wow. Thank you!
Thank you so much.

Heh.
That was a hard picture to work with.

[Shaun]

I wanted to have a picture of a funny animal :P, and that picture was bizarre. That's a monkey! Can you believe it? A MONKEY. It's itsy bitsy!

[Imelda]

Teeny weeny!

Yellow polka-dot bikini!

I'm showing my age now ...

[Rafael Domination]

You're 19?

[Imelda]

What?! I'm 22! Yellow polka dot bikini is a song from ... the 80s? Maybe early 90s. Most of you weren't even born then. :p

[Rafael Domination]

At least I guessed below. Would you have rather I said 30? ^^

[Imelda]

Well it says 22 in my profile, so ... :rolleyes:

[ScottyMcGee]

ALRIGHTY FOLKS! THE CAPTION CONTEST IS BACK IN TOWN! NOW THAT I'M OFF FROM SCHOOL I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD!
STEP RIGHT UP! NEWCOMERS WELCOMED! THE BEST CAPTION FOR THE FUNNY OR AWKWARD PICTURE GETS A POINT AND A PLACE ON THE SCOREBOARD!
THIS IS A COMPLETE RE-BOOT OF THE ENTIRE GAME, SO EVERYONE STARTS AT ZERO!!!

(Shaun, that last picture sucked ass :P :P)

HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO! THE FIRST PICTURE ISSSSSSSS.............


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/caption1.jpg

[Zombified]

Cat: Somebody...fucking help!

Cat: I've fallen, and I can't get up!!

Cat: Mother fucker neutered me, man! He neutered me!

Cat: Fuck my life...

Cat: This carpet smells like my litter box.

Cat: *Whispers* Somebody...please, steal me!

[ScottyMcGee]

*bump*


C'mon people! Put up a caption!

[Nanyoky]

"Turn me over in ten minutes so my face doesn't go flat..."
okay, that sucked. I'm bad at these.

[GeorgeMichael]

"I don't Has Cheezberger" :( (I don't know...)

"Jerry did this to me!"

"F*** It..."


Puss N Boots: This is what drugs do kids, look at me now...




I can't think of anything!

[Midnight_Moon]

No MOM, I don't and can't sleep. Too much sugar, Mwa Ha Ha Ha!

I don't know, couldn't think of anything else.

[Guessed]

That is so totally Cheezburger cat, known as NEDM on YTMND. (Sorry, I'm an internet dork.) It's hard to expect anything good besides Lolcat phrases if you just post cute animals, Scotty. Like this one. (http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1195221)

Otherwise?
-"Help! Don't just stand there, turn off italics!"

...That's all I have. -hangs head in shame-

[Zombified]

Can we know who won now?

I dont think anyone else is gonna do this.

[ScottyMcGee]

I can't believe this. I'm starting to dwindle in choosing pictures. I dunno why. Things just....don't....feel funny anymore.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


*sigh*


Well, GeorgeMichael Won.


"Jerry did this to me!"


GeorgeMichael: 1


Here's the next picture.


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Zeldafacesofevil1.jpg

[Pibs]

Imelda: ...so you have to use the past participle, or else it's grammatically incorrect...

Andy: Omigod, Imelda! No more burritos for you!!!

'tsall I could think of. *shrug*

[Midnight_Moon]

Guy in green: I can't believe she really feel for that gullible trick, again!

[GeorgeMichael]

Zelda: What do you mean Uranus is over there?
Link: *snicker*



Link: Sorry... runny nose.


Zelda: Ah... Morgan is so hot
Link: *snicker* she thinks Morgan's a guy!



Link: I taped "Kick Me" on her back!


all I got.

[GeorgeMichael]

When does this round end?

[Imelda]

Hey! I got used in a caption. :D I'm officially famous. :groovy:

[ScottyMcGee]

When does this round end?



I'll wait till tomorrow. I just want more than three people for once. Or four.

And MM, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT'S LINK?!?!?!

Guy in Green?!

Honestly..... :P

[Zombified]

Oh what the hell, here's my attempt.

Link: Hehe, I just took a dump in her bed!

Link: She thinks I'm a dude!! Bahahaha!

[Midnight_Moon]

Sorry, I have actually never played "Legend of Zelda" in my whole life.

[Guessed]

Neither have I, but Link is such common knowledge! I've seen him in a million webcomics and in that great "Excuuuse Me, Princess" video, though... that doesn't really count. At all. He isn't a brunette.

I don't have any caption to contribute. I'm a lazy barstad.

[Pibs]

Heheh... I thought it looked like Andy from that costumed picture... hence my caption...

Scotty! Who's winning???

[ScottyMcGee]

Damnit, George. You always end up winning.


Zelda: "What do you mean Uranus is over there?"
Link: *snicker*


GeorgeMichael: 2

This next picture I think will get some interesting ones.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Boobkitten1.jpg

[GeorgeMichael]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]

Damnit, George. You always end up winning.



I try :)

Announcer: Annoyed by all those fuzzily inactive Teddy Bears? Well, try the new Tiddy Cat! It's comfortable and relaxing. It also ogles you, making you feel hotter and giving you that extra boost in your self esteem!!!

Cat: What smells like plastic?

Cat: When I fit through here you know they're fake...

Cat: Interesting... this one appears to be bigger than the other...

Cat: Ugh... you have a zit on your chin.

Cat: That neck fat is really distracting, how about shedding a few?


I try again :)

[Midnight_Moon]

HELP ME!!! Your overly large boobs are squishing me!
~~~
Poor kitty

[ScottyMcGee]

.....


*bump*

[Pibs]

I don't have the confidence (or inspiration...) to post after GeorgeMichael...

Oscar, you win. Again... :D

[Zombified]

Kitten: Why the fuck did you put me here?

Woman: Good Kitty.

Kitten: Am I supposed to be suckling?

Kitten: Lady...you're fuckin' sick...

[GeorgeMichael]

Oh Scotty... are we ending this... :)

[ScottyMcGee]

I'm gonna give this one to Zombified.

Kitten: Why the fuck did you put me here?

Only because...

let's face it.

Why DID she put him there??!?!?! :confused:

And I saw the fake boob joke coming, so, sorry George. :P


GeorgeMicheal: 2
Zombified: 1

NEXT ONE!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Arrowed.png

[GeorgeMichael]

Doc Brown in background: GREAT SCOTT!!! The older link has made contact with the younger link, this could create a time paradox which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the Entire Universe!!! Or they could just pass out...



(Sorry, I felt the time was right to quote Doc Brown :) )

Older Link: BITCH STOLE MY BOW!!!

Young Link: Do my ears get like that when I get older too?

Older Link: (oh shit... I just noticed he got shot through the ear :P :P :P)

Young Link: Mr. Have you seen my arrow

Ok... I had nothing for this one... I hardly noticed the arrow in the ear, so I call it quits on this one :)

[Zombified]

Little Link: Call me bitch one more time. I dare you.

Big Link: What the fuck? Who shoots someone in the ear?

Caption: When shitty game characters meet.

The Legend of Zelda 14: We're running out of story ideas.

[Crocolyle]

Older Link: Why the fuck did you shoot my ear? I'm going to kill you!

Lil' Link: In killing me you only kill yourself.

[ScottyMcGee]

Caption: When shitty game characters meet.





*ahem*

Hrm.

What exactly are you implying there, Zomb?

HRM.

*AHEM*

[Zombified]

Link sucks.

:D

[Saraphine]

NEXT ONE!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Arrowed.png


big link: I was the one who tought you to use the bow and now you try to kill me ?
small link: sorry sister dear but mom only need me HA...HA....HA !!!

[Pibs]

Big Link: (convulsing) Gah... you... little... (gasp) Curse you!!!! (explodes into flames and sparkles, complete with little butterflies)

Little Link: (says nothing, looks on innocently)

[eriko]

Ahhhhhhhh! don't you look at me like that...........gah........fine i will teach you...

[ScottyMcGee]

We have time for two more.
Two more.

Anyone? Anyone?

I'll change it tomorrow night. Deadline.

[Zombified]

Who won?!

[ScottyMcGee]

GeorgeMichael: Doc Brown in background: GREAT SCOTT!!! The older link has made contact with the younger link, this could create a time paradox which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the Entire Universe!!! Or they could just pass out...


GeorgeMichael:3
Zombified: 1


This one might looks like fun. . .


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Points_2007__Ragnarok_Fun_Time_by_c.jpg

[Zombified]

Fuck this.


You just dont like that I hate Link, Scotty!

[ScottyMcGee]

Yeaaaaahhhhh.....


MAYbeeeee.......


You know......

:glare:

[Crocolyle]

The guy with the books: I know you lost interest in Paolini's bricks, but you could at least help me carry them.

[Pibs]

Pink Blob (thinking):

Ah yesssss, once I devour you, I shall be strong enough to take over the universsssse!!!!

(speaking)

I can haz apl?

[GeorgeMichael]

Girl (thinking): Cutest of them all my ass... (Speaking) Come on now, it just takes a bite of this beautiful apple...

Guy with books: Ok, these books should tell us how to get Kirby back to normal.

Pink... Thing...: (thinking) She thinks that I'm a rock, but I'm not. I'm a rock... LOBSTER!!!

(Family guy anyone? NO? no?)

[Zombified]

The Dude: Fucking help me lift these God damn books!

Blob: Blobby want human flesh.

Blob: I can see her panties...

The Dude: I better get laid for carrying these things!

[Guessed]

(Family guy anyone? NO? no?)
No. :D But I do know the song Rock Lobster. This pic's from Ragnarok, right? Ick. That guy should lift with his legs. So... I offer not one, not two, but three halfassed jokes! ARRIGHT!


-The Dude (but not from Big Lebowski): Anime... cliches... overpowering me...

-Girl: Teehee! Eeheeheehee! I'm so very female. Okay, I have the hellbeast monster blob at bay - quick, read the book and tell me how to kill it!
Boy: Um... before that, any chance you know how to relocate shoulders?
Girl: Uh oh.

-Tree: I'm a tree!

[ScottyMcGee]

tomorrow night! Deadline!

Anyone else?!?!

Anyone?

[ScottyMcGee]

AND THE WINNER ISSSS........



PIBS!

Pink Blob (thinking):

Ah yesssss, once I devour you, I shall be strong enough to take over the universsssse!!!!

(speaking)

I can haz apl?


GeorgeMichael: 3
Zombified: 1
Pibs: 1

NEXT CAPTION!!!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Samus_zero_suit_by_Karbo.jpg

[Midnight_Moon]

What the heck! I signed up for this acting job in a sci-fi movie and know I have to were an utterly unfashionable skin tight suit and this thing that smells like sh*t has to go and bit my butt! How un-flattering! And I was trying to impress the leading role actor.

I don't know, I'm not really good at this. But I try anyway.

[ScottyMcGee]

C'mon peeps!

Step right up!

There's a lotta people online right now.

[Zombified]

Lady: Fucking get it off!

Caption: When sex toys play back.

Creature: I like BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!

I think those last two alone stand alone.
;)

[ScottyMcGee]

BLAH...

This picture apparently wasn't popular enough.

Tomorrow night - deadline.

[Crocolyle]

Everyone wants a nice piece of ass.

[GeorgeMichael]

Mini Metroid: Munch Munch... wait... You told me she had ZERO suit on!!!


I don't know, that's all I got :P

[Nanyoky]

Pink Metroid thing: Mmm... Silicon...
er, i dunno why anyone in their right mind would get butt implants but come on. that ain't natural lookin.

[Pibs]

My vote: Yocky wins. It just ain't natural.

(Yes, I misspelled your nickname on purpose, hon. ^^)

[ScottyMcGee]

Deadline in approx. 2 hours (at a friend's house right now)

[Phantom]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Peek-a-boo.jpg
Where are my freaking keys?

[/FONT][/QUOTE]

[ScottyMcGee]

....

Uh...Phatom?

I think you did the wrong one.


That's old.

Like way old.

Like it-was-the-very-first-one-old


No worries.

Just focus on this one next. ;)


AND THE WINNER FOR THE PREVIOUS ONE ISSSSSSSSSSS............



ZOMBIFIED!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Samus_zero_suit_by_Karbo.jpg

Caption: When sex toys play back.



Scoreboard:

GeorgeMichael: 3
Zombified: 2
Pibs: 1
NEXT CAPTION!



http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/ed-russell.jpg

Note: The short person punching is Ed, the taller one is Russell, and the knight in armor is Alphonse. For those who haven't seen FMA.

[Midnight_Moon]

Edward: Don't you dare call me a shorty *punch*
Russel: Oh, *moves head to the side* just a little to short
Edward: Da*m you!
Alphonse: Brother!

[Andy]

Edward: Don't you dare call me a shorty *punch*
Russel: Oh, *moves head to the side* just a little to short
Edward: Da*m you!
Alphonse: Brother!
:laugh: I take it you've seen the show? :rolleyes:

Ed: Take this, you faker! This show is only big enough for two full metal alchemists!

[Phantom]

Let it be known I wanted to do that one because it was random... Like me.

[Paradox]

"Pwned!!!!" :D :P


*Paradox* has spoken.

[Zombified]

This is hard...

All I got...

Robot: Kids...*sighs*

Robot: And I was supposed to be The Terminator...*sigh*

[ScottyMcGee]

This IS hard.

Deadline tomorrow night guys. Approx. 10 pm. (if you live on the East Coast of the US that is :P)

[Pibs]

This IS tough, because I know what they really say, so it's hard to be original...

Ed: I'm SUPERMAN!!!
Russel: As if! *snigger*
Alphonse: Brother, you're going to hurt yourself again! ...... What's superman?

[Alex]

Wow, I come back and miss the sex toys one

Can I make communist russia jokes? If so then you will see alot of those

Russel - Maybe if you grow a few inches, ever tried steroids?
Ed - My mom tells me growth hormone is for migets and baseball players!

[ScottyMcGee]

And the winner isssssssss..................


ZOMBIFIED!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/ed-russell.jpg

Alphonse: And I was supposed to be The Terminator...*sigh*

I've recently discovered a batch of SSBB pictures that are just priceless.

Hopefully these will kick up the game with a little more spice.

And Alex, good to see you back. :cool:

Scoreboard:
GeorgeMichael: 3
Zombified: 3
Pibs: 1


NEXT PICTURE!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/mommy.jpg

[Alex]

Thank you, nice to see you still around these parts Scotty.

1) Damnit master hand not the golf club, not the club!
2) I love beating little children, does that make me a pedophile?
3) You have no idea how disgusting this could turn out if we play our cards right.

[GeorgeMichael]

... -.-... O-O... I forget to do a picture caption and Zombie catches up to me... ... this is unacceptable :P

Ooh Brawl...

Lucas: Then Superman that hoe!!!

(I don't know... ... it seemed easy...)

I'll edit more in later, I'm being called upon right now.


EDIT:

and welcome back Alex, it's been a real long time

[Zombified]

Kid: I AM NOT A BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Princess: Come here you little shit!

Caption: Contrary to popular belief, children actually don't come from storks. They come from other dimensions, as seen here.

[Zombified]

Heh. I'd for for Zombie's 3rd. :D

:P
I hope I weeeeen.

So whats up, Scotty?
Deadline?

[ScottyMcGee]

Deadline is tomorrow night.

[Andy]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/mommy.jpg

1: Lucas: "HUG ME!"
2: Peach's son had never thrown a tantrum like this before.
3: Wario isn't the only one with a powerful fart.

[ScottyMcGee]

And the winner is............................


ZOMBIFIED AGAIN!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/mommy.jpg

Caption: Contrary to popular belief, children actually don't come from storks. They come from other dimensions, as seen here.


Scoreboard:

Zombified: 4
GeorgeMichael: 3
Pibs: 1

NEXT PICTURE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS......



http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Omg.jpg

[Andy]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Omg.jpg

1: "If this continues, I'll be a complete rabbit before midnight!"
2: "Noooo! Falcon Punch! Falcon Punch!...It's not working!"
3: "I've seen some bad custom stages, but this one is horrible!"

[Alex]

1) The cream on the floor has me wanting to eat... ohhh.... damn it.
2) Oh no! Here it comes! The rabbit's overactive sex drive! Agggghhhhh! I need an orfice, quick!
3) The manual tells me that my head should come straight off

[Zombified]

Scoreboard:

Zombified: 4 Boo yahh!!
GeorgeMichael: 3
Pibs: 1

NEXT PICTURE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS......



http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Omg.jpg



Dude: Oh shit! I'm Roger Rabbit!

Dude: Ears? Ears on my head?! Who makes this shit up?!

Caption: Another example of how Nintendo is running out of ideas

Caption: Space Ghost on steroids?

Caption: Playboy Mansion Halloween Costume contest winner!

[ScottyMcGee]

*bump*

[Zombified]

Results??

:mellow:

[Sofiel]

Oh, crap ! Bunny ears? What will the folks say back at the rotary club?!

(Zomb is waaay too good at this. Same with George Michael...)

[ScottyMcGee]

AND THE WINNNER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.......


ANDY!


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Omg.jpg

2: "Noooo! Falcon Punch! Falcon Punch!...It's not working!"


Scoreboard:

Zombified: 4
GeorgeMichael: 3
Pibs: 1
Andy: 1

Next Picture!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Brawl_Screenshot_1_by_MagikBubbles.jpg

[ScottyMcGee]

No one has done this yet.


Scotty is sad.


:[

[Rouge]

I'll do this, but I feel as if I'll fail.




Next Picture!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Brawl_Screenshot_1_by_MagikBubbles.jpg



Ahahaha, ahhahhaha, hahahaha, stop it, stop it! You're killing me. Charmander. Honestly.

Chuck Norris is NOT that funny.

[seikoXchan]

Next Picture!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Brawl_Screenshot_1_by_MagikBubbles.jpg


Squirtle: Hahahaha... Bulbasaur-ha-got-ha-neutered! Hahahahah...
or
Caption: ...what are they feeding turtles these days?


Yeah, I just majorly failed right now. -shot- D:"

[seikoXchan]

Also... if the one below was still going on, I'd be ranting:
"Oh my fudge, my dad just got turned into a cat!"
:glare:


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/90.jpg

[seikoXchan]

-pokes thread-
Is it still alive...? 'cause I'll make a new one, if it isn't...

[Midnight_Moon]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Brawl_Screenshot_1_by_MagikBubbles.jpg

Hahahaha, Misty!!! The ruby of the sea!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

[ScottyMcGee]

Sorry guys! I was out!

Doesn't anyone read the "I'm Leaving, I'm Back" thread anymore? :glare:

I'll post a winner soon. I gotta do something now.

[GeorgeMichael]

SCOTTY!

hmm, I didn't read the thread but I hadn't sensed your presence in the few times that I had logged on so I knew that something was wrong.

but now you're back... I started wondering a while back when you didn't rebuke my statement that Lucas was the ebst SSBB character...

[ScottyMcGee]

that Lucas was the best SSBB character...



Die.



Now.

[Rouge]

So mean to each other. Kind of like....
Nope. Not going to say it. :P

[ScottyMcGee]

Tsuki. . .


I know what you were going to say.


If you ever say it again. . .

you'll die.

Like.

Immediately.



Due to my long absence and lack of connection in the past month. . .

I shall re-do the game.

It wasn't like any of the quotes for the Squirtle one were rib-cracking anyway. :P So, sorry for those who actually tried.

So here we go.

NEW GAME.

EVERYONE STARTS AT ZERO!

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?!?!

THE FIRST PICTURE OF THE NEW SEASON ISSSSS. . . . .


http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll167/Dylondoe/Boys077.jpg

[GeorgeMichael]

ok, I'll try captions again :)

....

...

GeorgeMichael: Scotty are you sure you're not the one on the bottom?



Bottom: No, really, I swear, that's really a girl on top of me.


Bottom: I found a penny!
Top: HURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Bottom: ...

[seikoXchan]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x187/_shaylyn_/ywopaparazzi.png

Picture says it all. ^^
I am so getting hated for this...

[GeorgeMichael]

-.-





-.-




-.-




... I am going to leave you to Scotty Seiko... ... ... modly powers will be used as seen fit....


:P



-.-

[seikoXchan]

Yay! Georgie didn't yell!
Georgie... hehe...
I'm so getting busted for this by Scotty, aren't I?

[Snappy Penguine]

Caption: "What the hell is that?!"
"Shhh...it's frostbite"

[seikoXchan]

Is Scotty even alive anymore? Or is his college life too important for us? :glare:
Is he even in college? -clueless-

[Rouge]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x187/_shaylyn_/ywopaparazzi.png

Picture says it all. ^^
I am so getting hated for this...



lolololoololololololol
He really needs to see this. xD

[seikoXchan]

^^ I'll be dead before you know it, Tsuki. Might as well start writing my will...

[jordanisonfire]

That is SO hot. Do you do them in posters? I'd like to put one above my bed. xD

[seikoXchan]

Wait, what is? The caption thing I did? :huh:
Yeah, I probably ruined the fun of your joke. Sorreh. D:"

[jordanisonfire]

YES, the caption thing. Is nice!

[seikoXchan]

^^ Thank you.
Well, I made it at despair.com, along with a few others that I made for pure enjoyment...

[ScottyMcGee]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x187/_shaylyn_/ywopaparazzi.png

Picture says it all. ^^
I am so getting hated for this...



WHAT THE F@#!$???!!!! I JUST saw this NOW. HOW DAREEEEEE YOU DO THIS TO THE ALMIGHTY SCOTTY! YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneone

[GeorgeMichael]

FINALLY FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAT HERE WAITING FOR YOU TO ATTACK AND YOU JUST TAKE YOUR SWEET TIME AND NOT NOTICE OLD PICTURE CAPTIONS...

I MEAN UGH!

lol :P

[ScottyMcGee]

>:[

Scotty not amused.

[seikoXchan]

Talking in third person now, eh? I can play that game too.
Shaylyn is amused. :D

[jordanisonfire]

I think it's !"£$%^&*()ing hot. x)

[seikoXchan]

I do too! :crazy:

[ScottyMcGee]

Don't encourage her, Shadow. >___<

[Rouge]

hey, I thought it was pretty sexy. :D

Pretty intense steamy stuff you have there, Scotty. ^^

[GeorgeMichael]

I am offended, and I can say so much right now. But watching Scotty write like that and me acting like nothing is wrong makes it so much more fun to watch... so continue.

:)

[jordanisonfire]

You both love it and you both know it. You're made for each other!

-rotflmaool-

[seikoXchan]

I'm gonna go a bit chat-speak real quick and say: IDFL.

Shadow is speaking only the truth, Scotty! ^^

[seikoXchan]

SCOTTY. Are you going to choose who won? ^^

[ScottyMcGee]

When I have the time.

:glare:

[ScottyMcGee]

Wow, finally had time to do this.

Sweet.


Okay Seko. . .:glare: You win. . .


Scoreboard:

Seko: 1

Next picture:

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/funny-picture-photo-nature-squirrel.jpg

[Zombified]

Squirrel on top: Ya like that dontcha bitch?

Squirrel on the bottom: Wait, you got a condom?

Caption: Doin' it Squirrely style!

[Nanyoky]

Don't die my love!
((that's all i got... question: why does the bottom squirrel have three back legs?!))

[GeorgeMichael]

Bottom Squirrel: What! The Queen doesn't kiss Snow White to see if she's alive, you're ruining the play man!

Top Squirrel: Are you sure it's in there?
Bottom: Yes, I know there was a prize in that peach, just keep searching.


Bottom: Darling, you know I love you and I hate to break the moment, but what the fuck is on my legs?

[Snappy Penguine]

Just so you all know, since none of you have picked up on it, there are 3, not 2, but three squirrels in the picture.

[imagination_123]

Ok...I'm new here...and i'm not exactly known for my sense of humour...but i'll give it a shot?
Skinny squirrel eats ... whatevers on the floor ...
Skinny Squirrel:Help I'm choking!
Fat Squirrel: You don't want it???!!! I'LL HAVE IT!!!

SO SORRY that wasn't very funny...but oh well. :D

OH MY GOD THERE ARE THREE SQUIRRELS IN THE PICTURE!
eeeeew...what are they doing? blaaaargh...he he

[seikoXchan]

Bottom squirrel: Ohmagawd, GANGBANG! HELP!!1!

Top squirrel: I'll distract him. You get the nuts!
Side squirrel: ...it's a he, sir... [[violated]]
Top squirrel: RETREAT!!! I NEED MOUTHWASH!!!

Bottom squirrel: Need... CPR...!

[Midnight_Moon]

Top Squirrel: thoughts If it worked for Prince Charming, I hope it will work for me too.

I am not very good at this.

[GeorgeMichael]

Caption: Now ScottyMcGee and GeorgeMichael have transformed into squirrels to get away from the YWO paparazzi... and they're still gettin' it on. Oh, wait... another one has joined! ...oh, my.



This is getting ridiculous... ... ... ...

I DEMAND BLOOD FOR THIS!



PIRATES!!!!!

ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pirate:


charge.

[GeorgeMichael]

um... ...

Pirati...

Swashbucklers?

Rumrunners?

Rumdrinkers?

[jordanisonfire]

Funny how disorganised all you lame-ass rum-loving rapists are.

[GeorgeMichael]

...

Lame ass rum lovers!

:d

[Nanyoky]

wouldn't a group of pirates just be called a crew?

[jordanisonfire]

Nah, they're not that organised. More of a band.

[seikoXchan]

Take a chill pill, George. I edited it. Gaah. >.<

[GeorgeMichael]

Yay, see Scotty, I can be angry too.





:) :) :) :P :P :P :) :) :) :D

[ScottyMcGee]

Nope, a band is like a band of say bandits. Barely organised, it only has one leader. A crew has many positions and ranks as well as a leader. In a rapist ship, the captain just assigns them positions, which makes it chaotic and confused.


I think the correct term would be a "GANG" of pirates. Because what about a musical band? They're organized. And what about that show "Band of Brothers"?