King of the Hill

[Agent P.]

Interesting idea. Here's how you do this. One person claims the hill. The next person thinks of a way to kick the other off the hill and take it for themselves. It escalates. However, you are not allowed to use nukes or Chuck Norris, as these would destroy the hill and there would be no more game. Examples:


Person 1: I claim a hill and plant a flag in it. My hill.
Person 2: I take a flamethrower and burn your flag then beat you with it and throw you off the hill. My hill.
Person 3: I attack with 50 minions and we kill you. Then we dig in and make extensive fortifications around it including automatic machine gun emplacements. My hill.

Bad Example:


Person 1: I walk up a hill. My hill.
Person 2: I send Chuck Norris up to secure the hill....but then he doesn't let me up. Chuck Norris' hill (the game is over, no one else can get the hill)

OR

Person 1: My hill.
Person 2: I nuke it. Now no one can be there because of the radiation. Giant cockroaches' hill. We lose.

And no "God-modding"

Person 1: My hill
Person 2: I attack with an army of 50,000 men and kill you and then mine the area around the hill and have patrols of 50 million troop surrounding it.
Person 3: I bomb your hill until all your defenses are gone and walk in unopposed. My hill.
Person 2 again: You can't do that! That doesn't make sense! No! It's still my hill (continue baby crying rant indefinately)


Anyways, I'll start:


I'm a sniper, and I need to take the high ground. I see a conveniently placed hill. Come and get me. my hill.

[Bowie20049]

Sneak behind you, stabs. I proceed to use your skin as my new flag for my new hill

[thecollector]

I put you in a time machine and send you back to the Middle Ages, meanwhile burning your flag and dropping a stone declaring it my hill.

[Rose]

I sweet-talk you into watching a movie with me. Then I tie you to an uncomfortable chair and force you to watch a movie about unicorns, rainbows, and how candy can protect us from the end of the world, until you finally undergo a brain explosion and die. Hence, my hill.

[Der_ThunderSlug]

I voodoo you with powerful voodoo, causing you to jump off the hill head-first and crush your skull with my voodoo, allowing me to win the hill using my voodoo.

My hill.

[Faust]

I run up and punch you right in the face, knocking you unconscious. I grab your unconscious self and throw it in my cage. My hill.

[lostbookworm]

You have left yourself defenceless, so I come running up the hill with two machine guns , shooting your corpse into tiny pieces that splatter the ground, spelling 'My Hill' in your blood. What can I say, I'm an artist.

[Rose]

Write your name in the Death Note and kill you within 40 seconds. My Hill.

[Eilidh]

I shout "THIS IS MY HILL" and kick you into a giant black hole.
My hill.

[thecollector]

I inject you with a syringe of Sifyless. The STD takes affect, rotting away your brain tissues till your mind is gomp. My hill.

[Eilidh]

I think you mean syphilis which can be cured so I return from getting my treatment and kill you with a pitch fork.
My hill.

[x3naurus]

I randomly erupt from the top of the hill and snatch you, pulling you in complete darkness for eternity with no hope for recess. Then I go back up and disguise myself as a door-to-door salesman.

My hill.

[Faust]

I make you sit down and listen to me rambling on and on. You eventualy slip into a coma which you never awake from.

My hill.

[Bowie20049]

You thought you were safe until a landmine buried underneath you spontaneously exploded.

Mine

[Faust]

My monkey gives you rabies which make you crazy. Your foaming mouth shows I own the hill.

My precious.

[Agent P.]

Your monkey is a double agent and soon turns on you. I then stroll casually up the hill and kick both you and the monkey down the side of it, because I don't particularly like the monkey. My hill.

[Faust]

My monkey comes back and creeps you out so much you walk off the hill and give it to me.

My hill.

[thecollector]

I make some faust barbecue with a flamethrower and eat you. It's now my hill.

[Agent P.]

2 words:

Mustard Gas.

Then a breeze blows and clears the area. My hill.

[Rose]

10 words for you:

Gas mask on the new Hill Sheriff looks pretty hot. (xD)

I have the right to shoot you right between your eyes with my new sniper rifle: Barrett MA82 A1. Oh yeah! My Hill.

[x3naurus]

I become the average American, so I know everything about Call of Duty: Black Ops; I disassemble your MA82 A1 into a Semtex, which explodes in your face. You know... and makes you turn into that thing on Resident Evil (http://masochismet.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/2231_re5_concept_art_majini_cephalo_normal.jpg)... My hill?

[thecollector]

Oh, it is... Until I use a canister of antimatter to vaporize you in a blinding ball of fiery white light. My hill now, bi-otch. :P Hahahaha

[Faust]

I take your antimatter can and spray my body. Now I'm the undefeatible ghost rider! You run off scared.

My hill.

[x3naurus]

You use that Ghost Rider stare thing, but since I have so much memories of brutality with no remorse, your brain explodes. Didn't think YOU would be the one to destroy yourself, now didja?

(Oh, and I have Earthbending, and I protect myself. With rocks.)

My hill.

[Faust]

I come back as Skullduggery Pleasent and use my earth mantiplatune to make your rocks crush.

My hill.

[thecollector]

I use my super debating skills to convince you to leave the hill and buy some ocean front property in Arizona (A Desert :P). My hill. xD

[Agent P.]

I raise an army of moles and we burrow under you hill and dig caverns and mazes, then one day set up a pitfall and you fall into one of the caverns. You are now trapped wandering forever inside the hill, because every time you find what might be an exit, my mole army collapses that tunnel before you and makes you change your route. You cannot escape. My hill. My evil laugh.

[SapphireSeaBird]

I ride up the hill on my horse and charge you down, then throw you off the hill and send my horse after you for good measure. Meanwhile, I claim the hill. My hill.

[thecollector]

Sure, it's yours until I surprise you on your birthday with some cake. The candles are lit and the cake (which turns out to be explosives) explodes. I run up through the smoke and rubble to claim my hill and build a giant monument in the shape of me on it. xD

[SapphireSeaBird]

Being secretly invincible, I'm not killed by the explosion, so I steal Harry Potter's invisibility cloak, sneak up behind you and stab you. My hill now.

[Rage]

Well, since I'm buddies with death, he actually gave me the forth hallow, his scythe. (the fuck would the essence of death make a wand when he has a big epic scythe? holy shit). So yeah, stab stabby, stabbady stab stabs.

Hill be mine. :sarcasm:

[thecollector]

Yeah, until I cut you up and bake you in a pie. I feast upon the pie the day I proclaim the hill mine. My hill. :P

[Eilidh]

I send my own personal horde of zombies to go and attack you. And after you become a zombie I blow you all up. My hill.

[Clawfire]

I send a loyal bunch of wild cats to attack you and you get ripped to pieces while I'm suddenly ruling the hill with my cat cronies. My hill >;-)

[Faust]

I use blinding light to sear your flesh into yhe words "my hill".

My hill.

Deja vu!O_o

[SapphireSeaBird]

I send you an anonymous gift of a chocolate cake which is actually filled with a deadly, fast acting poison which kills you. My hill now.

[thecollector]

Well, I like to be subtle like in The Godfather. So, I make you an "offer" you can't refuse. I give you a bunch of legal documents that would hand the land over to me. And, I tell you it'll be your brains or your signature on them. So, you refuse and I blow your head off with a pistol. My hill now. :P

[SapphireSeaBird]

My ghost comes back to haunt you until you are eventually forced away from the hill. My hill!

[Faust]

I drown you in hot fudge.

My hill.

[Clawfire]

I get machines to eat up the hot fudge and they eat you too. My Hill >;-)

[SapphireSeaBird]

I borrow Aragorn from Lord of the Rings sword and proceed to kill you before taking the hill for myself. MY HILL!

[Faust]

I trip you up into the path of an oncoming train. You can figure out the rest.

My hill.

[SapphireSeaBird]

I escape the train, somehow, and return to the hill accompanied by an army of killer bees to get my revenge. I set the bees on you and they sort you out, before I claim the hill as mine. :D

[Clawfire]

I get heaps of Seraphs :confused: to attack you! My hill!

[SapphireSeaBird]

I run up the hill and strangle you. My hill.

[Clawfire]

Not so fast. I come back alive as a zombie and bite you on the neck, therefore killing you. My hill >;-)

[Faust]

I come back as a vampire and turn you both in to vampires that are under my order.

My hill.

[SapphireSeaBird]

I get my friend to post me a gun and use it to kill you and Claw. My hill now :P

[Clawfire]

I come back as a basilisk and kill you with a glare. My hill. >;-)

[Agent P.]

Go, Pikachu!

I think the rest should explain itself. I just set Pikachu out on you fools. Undisputedly my electricly charged Hill.

(Don't even think of sending out an Onix, cuz i got me a Blastoise up my sleeve)

[Faust]

Go Ho-ho, Mew two, Mew, Luiga, the 3 legendary birds and Razqueza!

I don't care how good you think Pikatucha is, no way on any world can it beat all of these.

My hill.

[Clawfire]

Go Seraph! by the way, that's an aggressive angel with about 6 pairs of wings.

My Hill!

[thecollector]

Three words. Temporary. Nerve. Gas. Enjoy. I wait till it clears up and then feed the bodies of your pokemon and you to my pet hyenas. :P My hill.

[SapphireSeaBird]

I send my dog up the hill to eat your and your pet hyenas. My hill.

[Faust]

I send my dog up the hill and it kills both you and your dog. ( Seriously, my dog is one vicious monster.)

My hill.

[Zyanya]

I give you a birthday cake with trick candles. While you are distracted by blowing them out, I hide two Alien ovids(sp?) on the hill. The rest should be self explanatory, but after the Aliens take up residence in the caves someone else put under the hill, I claim the hill as my own. My hill.

[Kalculator]

I Avada Kedrava everyone near the hill. My hill.

[Clawfire]

I and my silver-tongue lead you away from the hill then my wild cats claim it for me while I come back and you live on with no idea what happened :P. My hill.

[thecollector]

Mmmm! Yum! I do love the taste of cat! :D Me and my team of mercenaries barbecue you and your cats and have them for supper. :) My hill.

[Faust]

I give you and your mercenaries a tiny sonic bomb that, when it's activated, blows your brains to bits. Little bits of pink gung shows it's my hill.

My hill.

[Clawfire]

I give you an offer which is way to good to turn down and so while you go and have a week in Las Vegas, I take over your hill and you end up living in Las Vegas. My hill :P

[Faust]

I don't wanna leave Las vegas.:(

Oh, well. I poke you of the hill and take the hill.

My hill.

[Clawfire]

I tickle you to the ground and take over. My hill :P

[Faust]

I tell you a joke that makes you laugh so hard you die.

My hill.

[thecollector]

I suck the life out of you with a high powered soul vacuum. Since you're dead, my hill.

[Rage]

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[thecollector]

Since I have my big boy pants on, I use a bunch of Tuna to develop breathing apparatuses out of kelp which come on land, find you on the hill, and kill you. My hill. /ends The Other Guys moment. xD

[Zyanya]

I tie you to a rocket bound for the moon. My hill.

[Alexz]

I falcon punch the ground, causing a tremor which knocks you from the hill into a strategically placed bucket. I drop the lid on the bucket and kick it into a black hole. My hill.

[Zyanya]

I return from space with my band of aliens and overthrow you. My hill.

[thecollector]

I freeze you with liquid nitrogen. My hill.

[Faust]

I grab a can of carbon monoxide and squirt it into your lungs. Your choking body shows this is my hill.

My hill and don't you forget it! (Holds up can of carbon monoxide).

[Alexz]

I sneak up behind you, grab the now empty canister of carbon monoxide and repeatedly hit you with it until your oozing brains show my possession of the hill.

[thecollector]

I trap you in a bear trap and sell you on the black market as child labor. :P My hill.

[Faust]

I send angemon (my avatar) to destroy you into data.

My hill and trying to revive it.

[x3naurus]

I use my extended fatality on the angemon

My hill and helping to revive it

[thecollector]

I have you bow to my awesomeness and surrender. My hill.

[Faust]

I make you do the chicken dance on a table. Awesomeness, deleted.

My hill.

[Clawfire]

I mind control you to join me in taking over the hill.

My hill.

[thecollector]

I take away your arms (your pen). My hill now.

[Faust]

I just walk up and take the hill. Don't even think of stopping me.

This is mah hill (spelling mistake intended).

[thecollector]

Oh, I'll stop you. I'll turn you into a rodent. My hill now. :P

[FayGee]

Oh, I'll stop you. I'll turn you into a rodent. My hill now. :P

Well I'll get my avatar to eat you. My hill. ;)

[Faust]

My avatar traps you in the void of the d-reaper.

My hill.

[FayGee]

My avatar traps you in the void of the d-reaper.

My hill.

Well, I'm tall. My hill. (Don't ask ;))

[Faust]

Asks.

Since I disobeyed you it's my hill.

[thecollector]

Since I dump nuclear waste on you, you die. My hill now. :P

[FayGee]

I take advantage of you sticking your tongue out and re-conquer the hill. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

While you all are fighting I push you onto a catapult and launch you into the ocean, the hill is mine.

[zero]

*pinches Gale of Hades, who wakes up from his dream of conquering the hill and finds himself in cage*
My hill!

[Gale_of_Hades]

Hires a bodyguard to remove you from the premesis. My Hill

[zero]

Calls the bodyguard's mom. My hill.

[Rose]

I'll call the bodygaurd mom's mom. Totez mah hill.

[zero]

Double pay the granma and kill all other relatives. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Releases the Hounds to drive you all away, My hill.

[lalodragon]

I distract the hounds with a warren of rabbits, then chain them and use my dog whisperer (who is also chained, and well supervised, forced to do my bidding) to turn them against you. Released, they tear you as though you were one rabbit among all of them.
My hill.

[zero]

I get a shotgun and blow all of the dogs to bits. My hill.

[lalodragon]

I and my bodyguards are still on the hill. We have Uzis.
My hill.

[zero]

Your guards ae actually actors hired by me. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Defeats you and your guards in a childrens card game and you all go away to hide your shame. My hill

[lalodragon]

Beats you at a children's card came with Tarot cards. Five people die, including you. My hill.

[zero]

My followers perform a ritual that brings me back from the dead. By then I had already driven you out of the hil with my nonstop haunting. My hill.

[GeorgeMichael]

The power of christ compels you walking dead, and it compels you to run away. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Sends a flock of chickens after you. My hill

[lalodragon]

Axes the chickens, and releases their headless crazy bodies in your directions. My (bloody) hill.

[zero]

Rides a holy zombie unicorn and rams it into you. My hill.

[zero]

Rides a holy zombie unicorn and rams it into you. My hill.

[GeorgeMichael]

Takes a shotgun blessed by a priest and blows the unicorn's head off. Oh, and your head off too. My headless hill.

[zero]

I, the headless horseman, use my materia to blow you into the lifestream. My cursed hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Falls from the sky like Sephiroth and slices you in half with a 50 Foot sword, My hill.

[zero]

Brings Zack from the grave to once again end Sephiroth related threats. He gives me his sword, my hill, try and take it now.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Holds Aerith hostage so Zack is pretty much useless and Sends Cloud to eliminate you. My hill

[GeorgeMichael]

Sends emotional variety towards cloud, his mind overloads and explodes. My hill.

[Faust]

Uses a leaf blower to blow the cloud away. My hill.

[Clawfire]

Sends little evil minions to overtake the hill. My hill :devil:

[Gale_of_Hades]

Hires Sherlock Holmes to defeat you in an amazeingly weird way, my hill.

[zero]

Hires Moriarty to confuse Sherlock, where I mind control him. My hill.

[Clawfire]

Sprays laughing gas and makes you laugh to death. My hill :laugh:

[The Enchanted Muggle]

Uses my awesome laughing gas shield spell and goes over to you, kicking you off. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Hits a baseball at your head and pushes you down hill, my hill

[Ransom Rhymer]

Hits a baseball at your head and pushes you down hill, my hill

Bangs you over the head with a truncheon and throws you over the steep bit of the hill. My Hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Recovers fromthe fall and sends a mob of angry pre schoolers to chase you off, sets up a perimiter and gives my pre school army juice and cookies so that they will stay and defend the hill, my hill.

[Ransom Rhymer]

Recovers fromthe fall and sends a mob of angry pre schoolers to chase you off, sets up a perimiter and gives my pre school army juice and cookies so that they will stay and defend the hill, my hill.

(pretty sure that counts as godmodding but never mind)

Takes pot shots at the pre-school children with rubber bullets, they all get carted off to hospital and then kicks you in the groin really hard. You wail like a baby. My Hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Waves a white flag from the ground, I concede defeat, your hill...please....Ambulence...

[FayGee]

This is way too easy.
My hill, indisputably.

[Clawfire]

Recites names until you get bored and walk off. My hill.

[lostbookworm]

Introduces you to my friend Death. My hill.

[The Enchanted Muggle]

Introduces you to my father, Apollo the sun god. My hill.

[Clawfire]

Introduces you to Ra the sun god and king of the Egyptian gods. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Introduces you to my father Hades, and My Mother Aphrodite, My hill

[FayGee]

Introduces to you God -- the father of my nation. *smirks* My hill.

[The Enchanted Muggle]

Invites Satan. My hill.

[FayGee]

God isn't scared by Satan (in fact he rules over him).
Still my hill. I never got deafeated. :P

[Clawfire]

Calls an early Judgement day. While he is busy, seize the hill. My hill!!!

[zero]

Clawfire wakes up and finds himself in a hospital, he asks the nurse what happened, apparently he was in a coma. Claw turns the tv on and finds me on the hill.

[Faust]

You die of humiliation after saying Claw was a guy (She's a girl). My hill.

[zero]

I can't believe this happened...again!
Anywho, your defenses are low, I rise from the dead and shoot you.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Sneaks up and knocks off your head with a baseball bat, my hill

[FayGee]

I tickle you and you get major stomach cramps. Turns out you've got appendicitis. You get rushed off to hospital. My hill, once again. :P

[Gale_of_Hades]

Undergoes spiritual healing and embraces the way of the ninja, uses awesome ninja skillz to kick you off the hill. My hill

[The Enchanted Muggle]

Write a law that says all ninjas are to perform Seppuku. My hill.

[chiaro0990]

I called Voldemort to order you around like a puppet. My hill.

[The Enchanted Muggle]

fixes the elder wand and avada kedavra you. My hill.

[chiaro0990]

Voldemort raised from the dead after you had defeated him. I gave him a seal to protect himself from any magic, and he took your elder wand and used it against you. My hill.

[Clawfire]

Destroys all Voldermort's horcruxes and kills him as well with a backstabbing knife. My hill.

[FayGee]

You really try to schmeasify the process for me, don't you? :P
Simply enough, I pick you up and fling you off the hill. Eternally mine.

[Clawfire]

Na-a!!!! I uncover my originally buried lab and blow it up like a normal mad scientist. My mad scientisted hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Rebuild your lab and uses mews DNA to make MewTwo. my psychic hill

[The Enchanted Muggle]

writes a law that psychics are banned from the hill. My hill.

[lalodragon]

Leads a coup to depose you, throws you in jail and repeals your laws. My hill.

[The Enchanted Muggle]

Secretly forms a group of minions whilst in jail; they take over the hill for me. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Trains a Brotherhood of assassins to take over the hill. my hill

[Clawfire]

Gets some elephants to stampede. My hill.

[The Enchanted Muggle]

A hoard of mice takes over the hill for me. My hill.

[Zyanya]

Transports the hill via UFO beam. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Hi-jacks a UFO and uses it to put the hill in my backyard, then I open a bakery on it. The hill and tastey pastries are mine!

[Clawfire]

Gets dinos to invade the hill. My hill.

[Rose]

Seduce the dinos by wearing a female dino costume. Mah hill.

[FayGee]

Pulls your costume off you, and the dinos get angry at you. For wearing a dino costume without a permit. So... They eat you. Too bad, so sad. My hill.

[Clawfire]

This is too easy. I come riding on my camel with a gun. See ya! My hill!

[zero]

Your camel turns out to be a genetically altered carnivore. My hill.

[Clawfire]

My genetically altered carnivore is still mine to command. It eats you. My hill.

[lalodragon]

Your carnivorous camel dies of indigestion and the stench kills you. I send a hazmat team to dispose of it and cleanse the hill, then ride up victorious. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Digs a hole through the hill and pops up behind you wearing a scary mask, thus surpriseing you long enough so that I could push you down the rocky side of the hill. Destroys entrance to my tunnel and declares the hill to be mine.

[Clawfire]

Gets architects to re-dig your tunnel. Fortunately for me, you were standing right on the entrance and fall down the tunnel. My tunnel!

[Gale_of_Hades]

Grabs a hold of you on my way down and pulls you with me, once at the bottom I challenge you to a duel, 10 Paces with a single shot. You march 10 paces, I stop at five and win the duel, leaving you with a bloody foot as I Climbe back up the tunnel and tosses down a crate of TNT to deter any followers, the hill is mine.

[Clawfire]

I haunt you until you yield as a spirit. My hill

[Gale_of_Hades]

Laugh at you because you are in fact till alive, you just hav a bloody foot making your attack Redundent. The hill remains mine

[Clawfire]

Ah, but I died of my wound. Therefore the hill is mine, by all rights.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Not unless I give your body Last Rites, in which case the reaper comes and takes your soul/ghost to heaven where you may gaze upon me and my hill in glory!

[FayGee]

I bring in the Air Force to bomb all your weird ideas, labs, tunnels, etc. My hill, in its simplicity. ^^

[Clawfire]

I escape the reaper and haunt you off the hill. My hill.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Becomes one with the ant colonies and leads a revolt to claim the hill for my queen ant