Write the Worst Poem You Can

[LittleMissTiff]

Just as the title say, write the worst poem you can, throw in as many cliches, bad rhymes, anything you can think of that makes a poem "bad". I know, it seems counter-intuitive, but I promise, it'll actually help your real poetry. Also, it's fun.

[Peppermental]

bitch bitch bitch
fucking cunt fucking cunt
lightsaber boogie on hipster
gotta light, b?

[Amour]

This is fun


The black heady night
the night of our fight
where my
(bro ken) heart
would start
to stop beating
and the crimson blood
would cease to pump
to these estranged limbs
you have taken.

[Spacepirate]

ETERNITY

You will always be my only One
I will love you inconditionally
For always + eternity

You smell soo lovly
As are lips draw near. You see
The secret ive been hiding
T want you to choose me
Not him

I cant wait for eternity with You
Every day and every night
Your face will be ma gleaming light
I do not need heaven
If i have forever with you

Our love is differant
Human and vampire
But too me
Your're and angel god sent
You saved me
From my dark and lonely life
But now i have you
Thats all i need
To be happy for eternity

So sleep my bella
Dream happy dream
In the morning youll see me
Do not worry i wont leave
You are my everything
For always and eternity..............

So bad, I stole it off the internet ... I mean. I wrote it all. And this didn't help my poetry writing at all :P

[Peppermental]

Touch my body and Ah ah
be all like Oh oh yes yes
stroke me like hurricane

Yes yes right there don't stop
because we are misunderstood
and I will
ah ah ah
in your you know where
with my you what

just like mmmmmmmmmm

gurl, you could be da one

[Crocolyle]

I am the Monstrous Vermin


I stand before you,
Born from the seminal ooze
Of Kafka's wet dreams.

[Jack]

OMG LOL
I LOVE YOUSO MUCH!!!
Sometimes when I'm in bed at night
I think of you I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
I LOVE YOU SO MUTCH!!!
Please stop tortering me
it hurts to think about what
I'm missing
all the time
I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!

[Alice Glitterhorn]

The knife was silver
shiny in the light
like a gem
and wen it touched me
i bled
bled
blood everywhere
on the ceiling
on the floor
blood
red like a pomegranate
i laughed like a crazy person.
i like pain.
i like blood.

[lostbookworm]

There once was a rapping tomato,
yes that's right, I said rapping tomato.
It rapped all day from April to May,
oh, yes, it was me.

[Rose]

Hello, i wont to post dis puwem and i want u guyz to crit it. i don't think you might find many things to say, and i don't meen to brag but my grammer skillz are perfect!!!!!!!!!!!! :D lol
__________________________________________________________________

In teh nyt
I c no lyt
Djust teh torn peecez ov my hart.
I am so sad
Evry 1 arawnd me iz so mad!
All in 1 cell
All r gowing too HELL!
No 1 iz hapy
Lyf iz sapy
I wont too DIE1 <-- (OMG! Typo. lol)
Then my lyf tshanjed wen u comed <--- (YES, i did say comed, because im an expert at poetry, so i can doo wut ever I want xD).
U taked me frum deaths hands
And have me all too ur self
U teer me doun then simply pik me up
U say dat u can heel me (YES heel)
But im stil bleeding betwean ur hands
like an i-scream cone on teh side of teh road on a summer august day.
Soon u will be teh DEATH of me,
U coz me to sufer
It herts, but i still wont you baby
so go ahed, sink ur fangs into my neck
suck my blood as it flow from my veins
i will not care any mor.
________________________________________________________________

This is so much fun. ^ ^

[shaden93]

When i looked at you,
I caught the flu,
Because your face,
Reminds me of my moms old vaise,
bBefore it fell it looked pretty good,
But now it looks like your face...
I hate poems!!!

[the_knockon_effect]

I was asleep
I had a dream
To do with a prick
And a sad drama queen
I got out bed,
smashed my head off my desk...

Then I wrote Twilight.

The End.

[Rose]

Blueberries…
Their sweet honey-like
Precipitate stains the
Pureness of the world.
Mom is gonna kill me for staining
Her white sheets. OMG HELP! :S

[Peppermental]

I will rip each limb
to each limb
to each limb
and once there then back again
sounds like rain on your
veranda cunt

[Alice Glitterhorn]

I like pie,
it is quite ni-
ce, especially with i-
cing, wait, pie
does not have i-
cing.

[Zombified]

If hashish is bad
but going green is
good,
then what is the difference between the two?
If pepto is pink and
dimetap is blue then what
does the color become when you mix the two?
He's stolen my
lucky charms
and I tell him he is just a silly rabbit but
sometimes he acts like some sad
fool.

[Fiction]

I am on the verge of
a hollowed turtle's shell
I can only fill with
Sherlock Holmes
and ice-cream
with little bits of
caramel in it.

And then the bloodied
scepter
arrives, kind of like a
banana in it's appearance:
soft, yellow.
The pain is like a
stump
of a limb
something I lost
and can only repair
with Sherlock Holmes
and ice-cream
filled with little bits of
caramel and felts.

If there was a band-aid
made of Sherlock Holmeses
and caramel
ice-cream
I would use it to sew
my elbow up
once more
for your breath
was like a
banana: yellow and soft.

I have retreated to within
my turtle's shell
There is only
goddamn Watson
within and
melted ice-cream
with only little bits of
mint in it
reminding me of a
banana:
yellow, soft.

I haven't ever
eaten a banana
but I think it looks like
a scepter
made of Sherlock Holmeses
and ice cream
with little bits
of caramel in it.
Yellow, soft. Soft and
yellow.

Felts, they are fan-fucking-tastic
they're not like Sherlock Holmeses
(yellow, soft)
or ice cream with
little bits of
caramel in it
(soft, yellow).
They remind me of
my turtles shell
with minty shit
and Watson only.

My soul aches for
bananas and
Sherlock Holmeses and
felts and
ice-cream with
little bits of caramel in it
and
turtles and
awkward formatting and
scepters and
yellow and
soft.

If I could cry I would
but all the Sherlock Holmeses
and ice cream
have stolen my tears
from my primal ducts
and left me with
only a yellow,
soft shell
which in life
belonged to reptilian
creature known
as a turtle
whose shell
some people call a
carapace
but that's stupid.

So I must content myself
with crappy mint
stuff and goddamn Watson.

[Silver_Poet]

The sky
Is
Blue.

...Actually, we seriously had a big debate over whether this qualified as poetry in my Latin class... xD

[shaden93]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
People like you belong in the zoo,
Dont be sad,
Dont be blue,
Frankenstein was ugly too... :D:D:D:D

[Rose]

Leaping higher higher higher,
the horse jumps over the fence
his rider willing to win-
that's his one and ONLY desire.

[yes]

I am writing a poem
It is really fun
I scream for Ice Cream
Haha I made a pun.

[yes]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
People like you belong in the zoo,
Dont be sad,
Dont be blue,
Frankenstein was ugly too... :D:D:D:D
Omg, I actually lolled at that.

[shaden93]

Omg, I actually lolled at that.

Its awesome!!!
My teacher gave me a rose to valentines day with that message!!! :D:D:D

[Rose]

A warrior rises from the ashes.
His sword as sharp as a jelly worm on a
sunny, August day--dork!
I remember those lazy days, as daises lay.
Roses dancing in the breeze and bees buzzin'--
playing that spring song, on a sunny, August day.
Speakin' of songs, I heard that there's a new DJ
in town. Hope he's good. x-D-iary was found on the
white street yesterday. Was it yesterday? Maybe it's
the future... waiting b-e-h-i-n-d us. Sigh-sigh-sigh-die~
die-sigh-sigh-die-shoot! Shoot Barney in the head-why?
Because one of his songs bought a corner in the right side
of my brain--The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round,
'round and 'round, 'round and 'round. The wheels on the bus
go 'round and 'round, all through the (damn) town.
The babies on the bus go wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa------ No
one knows why? But everything must have a cause and an effect,
like that W-W-W-C question. Some people claim they know the
answer to it. Do they? Do they really know?

イロわにおえどちろぬるわがよたれぞ

つねならんういのおくやまきょーこえて

あさきゆめみじえいもせず　　　　

[Rage]

D: Ya'll mocking heartache poems, fuck you guys.

A cat sat on my lap
A cat took a nap
A cat jumped of my lap
A cat meow and said dib dap
A cat licked his willy instead of doing a fap fap
A cat then tried to make it into a rap (poem)
A cat slashing his fucking furry neck :D and died miserable and stuff

[shaden93]

D: Ya'll mocking heartache poems, fuck you guys.

A cat sat on my lap
A cat took a nap
A cat jumped of my lap
A cat meow and said dib dap
A cat licked his willy instead of doing a fap fap
A cat then tried to make it into a rap (poem)
A cat slashing his fucking furry neck :D and died miserable and stuff

I think i know why you said this...
You dont know how to write poems yourself so now you have to make people feel bad because of your personal proplems...

I dont like it... :glare:

[Rage]

I think i know why you said this...
You dont know how to write poems yourself so now you have to make people feel bad because of your personal proplems...

I dont like it... :glare:

Not really. Said it cause I wrote some soppy love poems ages ago. However, I will agree on the statement that I do not know how to write a poem. :sarcasm:

[Rose]

Worst poem ever. (it's not even a poem) >.<

Love
Hate
Sun
Moon
Light
Night
Dark
Bright
Fall
Rise
Up
Down
Left
Right
Walk
Run
See
(Nu-uh, I'm)
Blind
Sound
Silence
Bitter
Sweet
Us
Them
Peace
War
Him
Her
Come
Go
Stay
Leave
Attack
Defense
Smile
Weep
Live
Die
You
Me
Me
You (and I)
Quick
Fix of
Melancholy

[peepingthesmurf]

You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You want my love, you want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl quit playing
Were just friends, what are you saying
Said theres another, look right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine mine

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine (oh oh)

For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe, we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And im in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream

Im going down, down, down, dooown
And I just cant believe my first love would be around.

And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine

[luckyladybug]

You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You want my love, you want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl quit playing
Were just friends, what are you saying
Said theres another, look right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine mine

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine (oh oh)

For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe, we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And im in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream

Im going down, down, down, dooown
And I just cant believe my first love would be around.

And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine

LOL that is the worst poem ever.

[-SC-katkat13]

this is my worst poem ever made...

http://s180.photobucket.com/albums/x240/LighT13DarKAngeL/?action=view&current=untitled-1.jpg&newest=1

[Faust]

this is mine:

hi
bye.

ta-da!

[Rose]

The fire in the sky is dying
The mountains are tall and dark
The spirit of the day is flying
Sunset leaves its mark
The colors up on high are lovely
The air is clear and cool
An ending approaches mildly
Day and night begin a duel
But the light must give way sometime
And who will win, I'll bet
Is dark, mysterious night-
-time
And day gives way to sunset.

*runs away*

[Anira]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're losing brain cells
By reading this.

*pained by writing such a bad piece, but now feels much better about my usual work*

[OceanWater]

This is the worst poem ever written.

Oh this is the worst poem ever written.

It was a dark and story night.

Damn you poem making.

This is the worst poem ever written.

[crayons932]

I'm going to make this into a song just because I'm so fed up with the pop music these days:

Chords: C G Am F (Those of you who know music know how god damn overused these chords are (and yes, I did count the times Taylor Swift used these chords in her new album. It was a lot.))

Oooooh
Oooooh

I don't care what people say
You and me are meant to stay
Together
Forever
We can run away
Together
Forever
We can do whatever we want to
And I love you
Because I want you
Soooooooooo bad
Together
Forever
And ever

Chorus:
We can drive in your car
And never look behind us
Because we were meant to be together
And our love
Is like a dove
And like heaven from above
And I need you
And you need me too
Because we were meant to be together
Forever
And ever

I'm just the uncool kid
Waiting for you to notice me
He is a jock
And I'm just a nobody
Can't you see we are made for each other
And we could fall in love together
Forever
And ever

Chorus

Love is like a river
Flowing down the mountain side
The river is meant for the fish
And we were meant to be together
Forever
Because the river is meant for the fish
And it is flowing down the mountain side
Which is like love
And a dove
From above
Oooooooh
Oooooooh

[Der_ThunderSlug]

The worst poem ever:


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It doesn't get any worse than that.

[crayons932]

Here it is:

001111010110100111010101011010000

[sayuri]

My life
A dark abyss of darkness
My heart is black and I cry black tears and my black mascara and black eyeliner smears
I wish my name was Raven Blackwood Crimson Moonlight Violeta
My parents are evil and named me Brittany

[Der_ThunderSlug]

Here it is:

001111010110100111010101011010000

Ah, but there is an almost computerized beauty to it; a mechanical and soulless attractiveness to it's code. Mines was nothing but gibberish. I declare yours better than mine.

[OceanWater]

I am a idiot.

Yes a idiot.

I am a idiot.

Yes a idiot.

I am a idiot.

Yes a idiot.

I am NOT a idiot.

Yes Not A Idiot.

YOU ARE A IDIOT!

[lostbookworm]

If life were to end now,
I would be displeased,
For I have yet to finish,
My jigsaw puzzle.

[Mcz13]

Poems can be annoying when they rhyme
Some take up to much time
I like it not rhyming
Youre a pussbag
I love Barney!



Wow that was sad

[Syn]

I don't think you can go and write the worst song ever. I think that the 'best' worst songs usually happen by accident :D

[DarkRaven]

Oh dear lord, you'll be sorry you tempted me:

The Seriously-Depressed-Teen's Poem/Song: I Touch Cut Myself

I cut myself
I want you to hate me
In case I feel up
I keep a knife beside me
I look on my life
And I know it despise's me
Because I hate myself
And I want you to hate me!

I don't hate anybody else
When I think about me
I cut myself
I don't hate anybody else
When I think about me
I cut myself
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!

This knife's the one that makes me feel lonely
This knife's the one that makes me sad
When it's around, I'm always crying
It often makes me mad

I close my eyes
I see it before me
Think I would live
If it would ignore me
A fool could see
How much I hate myself
I get down on my knees
And I cut myself...

I cut myself
I want you to hate me
In case I feel good
I keep a knife beside me
I look on my life
And I know it despise's me
Because I hate myself
And I want you to hate me!

The original Divinyl's song can be listened to here: Divinyl's - I Touch Myself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM). Although I don't think many of you will remember/know that 80's/90's soft rock band. =P

[lalodragon]

Why should I care? I swear
that no one cares about me.
Except you; yes you
are the only one
who loves me. We
are one together and forever.
I don't care,
vampire.

Eew.... That is hardly a poem. Yuck

[Syn]

A warrior rises from the ashes.
His sword as sharp as a jelly worm on a
sunny, August day--dork!
I remember those lazy days, as daises lay.
Roses dancing in the breeze and bees buzzin'--
playing that spring song, on a sunny, August day.
Speakin' of songs, I heard that there's a new DJ
in town. Hope he's good. x-D-iary was found on the
white street yesterday. Was it yesterday? Maybe it's
the future... waiting b-e-h-i-n-d us. Sigh-sigh-sigh-die~
die-sigh-sigh-die-shoot! Shoot Barney in the head-why?
Because one of his songs bought a corner in the right side
of my brain--The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round,
'round and 'round, 'round and 'round. The wheels on the bus
go 'round and 'round, all through the (damn) town.
The babies on the bus go wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa------ No
one knows why? But everything must have a cause and an effect,
like that W-W-W-C question. Some people claim they know the
answer to it. Do they? Do they really know?

The beginning of this one reminds me of something I wrote in high school.. It was a parody of some of those heavy metal lyrics, for example like Manowar does. That whole warrior theme.
I can't find it anywhere now, but I remember it starting with something like:
"I am a warrior who fights against injustice
My sword cuts you, my hammer hits you
And you fall"
blah blah
then something about if I die, someone should take care of my horse and weapons or something like that...
it kills me that I can't find it anywhere!!


and here's one I did (also back in high school) when I wanted to make a fake blog and I needed some song to put in there so I just wrote whatever came to my mind that sounded dark and emotional and whatever.

"Your sad eyes, black as the night
and two tears like pearls on starlight
slowly slipping down your cheeks.
Twisted smile turns into a painful grimace
and your soft, red lips,
upon which my kisses used to dance,
now sadly stay alone.
Your white neck is now covered by your hair,
covering traces of kisses and happiness,
and your gentle hands seek my touch to keep them warm
and heal all wounds in your heart
made after the break up.
Now you're sitting alone in the darkness and thinking,
what went wrong?"

I was so weird back in the last decade... :D

[KillingOurAngel]

You think im a hater,
but im a dater
a mater
a womanizer
hate me please
oh, and i like cheese

[Alexz]

Jingle jangle,
mushroom pie.
Frog suitcase,
Turtle catacombs.
FTW!
GOML!
GTFO!
PL0X!
Pancakes..... Yeah.


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to write a poem.

[Alexz]

Sorry about the double post, but I'm still feeling inspired. Here are two more poems!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Get in the van.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have amnesia.
Roses are red.

You're welcome. To the supercalafrajalisticexpealladotious-mobile!

[OrionRising]

Based on a free write I did in school:

I don't know what to write.
I don't know what to write.
I don't know what to write.
My mind is blank.
I don't know what to write.
Boring thoughts.
I don't know what to write.
I wish I had a frog.
I don't know what to write.

[Horror_guy]

tripping and sliding,
round the dustbin,
the cockroach made it's way.
They are found in forests,
they are found in mud
and also in ocean bay.
They are so much ugly than you can think,
they dirty the lot and enter the sink.
you should get a spray to make them away,
while you are walking to the shopping way.
they are brave,
they grow fast,
so please you all make some hast,
because if you lose the time in clock,
each of your pipe and drain will have a block.
This was the instant and the worst one I could make.

[Bilbo]

Mon chat mange la garcon
And then
It rubbed it's tummy?
La femme veut un embrasse
But she never got one.
And she cried..
Poor lady!
Je ne pas ecrivet
But sometimes, A guys gotta do what a-
Guys gotta do.
Je suis un chien
And bites, they really-
feel good with mustard
And randomness, it-
Doesn't feel like it's going to rain gumdrops, does it?
And stories are-
All about
What time is it anyways?

[lostbookworm]

I like you.
You don't like me.
It's simple.
I must use mind-control.

[Rose]

When balloons float
over common heads, the song rises.
Red. It's the color of an apple.
Orange! It's the color of an orange.
Yellow. It's the color of a banana.
Green. It's the color of the tree
and lots of things that grow!
And then there's blue for the sky.
And purple is a color that's fun. Fun. Fun.
And we put those colors side by side,
now what do you think we've got?
We've made a rainbow! And it's a very beautiful
one. One. One!
(Well, this rainbow lacks some colors.
Innit.)

[Kalculator]

The knife entered the flesh
I will not be alive tomorrow

Everyone hates these poems. ^

[joycey360]

When balloons float
over common heads, the song rises.
Red. It's the color of an apple.
Orange! It's the color of an orange.
Yellow. It's the color of a banana.
Green. It's the color of the tree
and lots of things that grow!
And then there's blue for the sky.
And purple is a color that's fun. Fun. Fun.
And we put those colors side by side,
now what do you think we've got?
We've made a rainbow! And it's a very beautiful
one. One. One!
(Well, this rainbow lacks some colors.
Innit.)

That was an awesome poem actually :)

[Rose]

A Kalkulator with no numbers
and, needs no batteries to
function normally, tries
to insult us and our
poems by saying
that everyone
hates them.
Well, dear,
Who said
that every-
one hates
those poems,
eh? I actually like
them. They're funny.
Funny things are, well, fun
so yeah, if someone doesn't like
your poem, then it doesn't mean that
they hate ours too. If one person in the society
is an alcoholic, does this mean that all the people in
that society are alcoholics? No, didn't think so either. Okay
this is getting pretty long and actually it has no purpose at all
I hold nothing against Kalkulator anyway . . . rambling is mostly what
this poem is about. I'll click submit reply and walk away from this thread. Whispers

[crayons932]

Sorry guys, nobody does these kinds of poems anymore
They have no flow and
Unless there are some imaginative rhymes
Please refrain from considering this poetry.
Indeed, most kids in my English class
Decide to write these kinds of poems when asked to write poetry

Perhaps I am just bitter that mine,
Of course, did not get picked to be put on the board of my first grade classroom
Expectantly, I was very angry since I
Truly considered myself a master poet back then, when
Really I had just written a terrible,
Yucky, non-creative acrostic poem

[crayons932]

Rose, Why did you have to bring up the whole big, gigantic,
Deal about these kinds of poems, I mean the
Necessity to criticize those poems that use a
shape instead of terrible wording concludes that you
know nothing about the true art of descriptive
poetry and that you have no right to go and
post some bad comments on the use of this form.
So, Rose I say one final
Lasting sentence to you.
Hopefully one that will detract confidence in your
ability to degrade openly poetry that seems
like you have no expertise in the field of, yet
you do so anyways, showing how immature you
are. My sentence goes something along the
lines of, but not entirely restricted to, this:
"When next in doubt, just look at this poem from the side"

Sorry to double post, but it needed to be said

[Kalculator]

I like cake
I hate depression
Meow

[joycey360]

"meow" said the cat.
"woof" said the dog.
And they all lived happily ever after.

[Syn]

"meow" said the cat.
"woof" said the dog.
And they all lived happily ever after.

That's actually quite sweet, not worst at all!!

[joycey360]

That's actually quite sweet, not worst at all!!

Thanks haha :)

[Syn]

i drunk, so drink
get too drunk to think
hey there, wassup?
oi I'mma be sick

[joycey360]

i drunk, so drink
get too drunk to think
hey there, wassup?
oi I'mma be sick

That's actually quite sweet, not worst at all!!

[Kalculator]

This is a poem
The End

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Day 18.

love poem #3.

lovelovelovelovelovelove.
lovelovelove.
lovelove.
lo.

[Bilbo]

Day 18.

love poem #3.

lovelovelovelovelovelove.
lovelovelove.
lovelove.
lo.

You are now my new hero.

Alice is my hero she-
Is so cool she writes good stories and-
Is really, really, really, cool,
And every-
Thing else that she could ev-
er be, ys tht's hr.

[Rose]

Rose's the username
______ is the game.
God, that was so lame.
But not as lame as that dame
(theoretically) sitting beside me
whom people claim
that she's covered in shame
though, all she's done is that
she forgot her stupid name
and now, in life, her only aim
is to remember who she really is.
She dreams to be able to
reach her goal - fame -
someday. Now excuse me
I have to go put my new drawing
in a suitable frame.
If you go blind after reading this poem
nu-uh, don't you dare blame---
me. Strawberries are delicious.

[KythingToWrite]

A lollipop
Melted with a pop
In the ice
Which was nice
It was so cool
It made 'em drool

[bookworm]

As everyone seems to be so inspired by roses and violets...

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Together we are purple.

[Rose]

Ten
marble soldiers
tumble
to the
tortured
earth,
terrified--
cores
torn apart.
Shattered
thoughts
of terrestrial
topics
failing
epically.





lulz. letter t ftw.
EDIT: dunno why, but I actually like this.

[lalodragon]

EDIT: dunno why, but I actually like this.

You underestimate your awesomeness. You can't write something badly even if you try... your greatness overwhelms it. :hug:

[chiaro0990]

Fried bacon, wearing its scarlet hat
flapping its wings upon the breeze
His enormous aroma,
the wonderful smell of a beef,
made my mouth drenched with saliva
pouring on the ground.

hahahah

[FayGee]

Shabbat is nice
Just like rice
The Challah
Says, "Blalah."

(By the way that is a real poem. The weird-seeming-to-you words are real words. In a different language.)

[Rose]

You thought it was
a good idea to name
our baby Labkhand.

But now
he doesn't smile anymore.

[bookworm]

Coated in the nutella sweet feeling
of socializing when it could be impossible,
as the gate creaks to uncover another visitor
in too big wellington boots,
she walks out to say hello.
He, the guest, slips on the banana skin
overthrown like the cliché through these words,
so strained, so strained, like her muscle, one leg, two leg, skip
the grey murky puddle in front of you
so you can have another in front of you
then the next, this is what they call routine.

Then she comes barefoot and barrenly bitter.
The gate creaks, left behind ajar
to fade in the rain.


This makes so little sense that I love it.

[Rose]

Please, please. Just stop nagging.

I was never able
to afford buying you
a golf stick (never hung
around higher people
to know what it's really called)
or a golf ball.

But you still nagged.

Told you I
can barely (or was
it bearly? I never hung
around higher people to
know which one I
should use)
afford a circled
loaf of bread and a straw.

But you still nagged.

Told you I can't afford
paying to fix the radio wire
or the flat car tire.

But you still nagged.

Told you I can't
afford buying you
a coatrack
or a knob for the squeaky door.

But you still nagged.

And I always have
to put up with your nagging,
because screaming needs an
! - (a line and a circle)...

and I can't afford that.

***

Way to go, Rose. Looooooser.

[bookworm]

I thught I would say goodbye
but the word didn't stick, somehow.
Even when I placed on it the sweet golden honey,
it would not stick to my sweaty waving palm.

Should I give up?

Then you turned around and goodbyed
me so briliantly that the butterflies
stirred in their cocoons
waiting for rebirth.

[Rose]

Love's Progression

__

I.

When I first saw you
I loveloveloveloveloved
how you smiled back at me.

II.

When I went on a date with you
I loveloveloveloved
how you smiled and kissed me.

III.

When I proposed to you
I loveloveloved
how you smiled and said yes.

IV.

On our wedding night
I loveloved
how you smiled while we were laying in bed.

V.

When we had our first girl
I loved
how you smiled and said, "we're going to name her Sorriso."

VI.

After ten years of living together
...............I
..........................
.................................forgot how you used to smile.

[Julian]

Oh I love you!
Roses are red
And violets are Blue
They are beautiful
And so are you
You make my heart go thumping
Ahhh-oooh
Butterflies in my my stomach wildly fluttering
I will die for you!

Marry me!

Edit: There, happy Rosey? :P

[Rose]

Roses are asian
Julians are too
I'll marry you Julian
and so will you.

I don't care if you're bi
I don't give a damn whether
or not you are always high

I'll sue someone
and take all his money
then ditch everyone
and marry you, honey.

I'll bring Jay,
he'll be the priest
we'll get married and be okay
then we'll have a big sorta feast.

I will marry you, boy.
Mah heart is filled with joy.

Edit: very. :P

[Jose]

Hey, you! Yes, you!
Wanna love me tonight?
'cause you look so hot
in the day light.
Maybe, I don't know your name
and this is so lame
but I'm tempted by you, baby
and I know you feel the same
I know a cheap motel room
that we can use
'cause my mom probably
would get confused
If we used her nicely neat bed
And so would, uncle Ned
So c'mon, baby
give me some lip actions, baby
Hey, you!
Don't walk away
I know I freaked you out
but that's not a nice way to say
that you're not interested
Pffft it's your lost any way.

[Rose]

well, I'm married to Julian, boy.
(Apparently, just in this thread)
So, I can't cheat on him
(Apparently, just in this thread)
but we can choose another
thread-y-motel-room
and love each other
until the... day of doom?
We can't do that
(apparently, not in this thread)
We're having meat for dinner.
I wish the lines I draw are thinner.

[Julian]

You cheatin' on me?
Die bitch!
Bang Bang!
I kill you.
Bang Bang.
Now, you're dead.
Bang Bang
Mother, I shot my wife.
Bang Bang...
Hey Jay <3

[Jose]

Oh hello, Julian, my dear dear friend
I wish we could avoide this end
but that bitch was all over me
what an offend
She deserved to die
I saw the drug pills
she was probably high
and all I could do was to sadly sigh
but, gawd, I loved those thighs.

[Rose]

spelling mistakes made on purpose ftw, Jay. :P

Remember when we were in bed?
And you had wings.
I had cat ears
and a fuzzy tail.
The electricity was out
because you forgot
to pay the bill.
Same for the phone.
And the next day, they came
and kicked us out of the
apartment.
But the thing is,
we were never in bed.
You didn't have wings.
My cat ears and tail
were made of air molecules.
We had no apartment.
It was just me, myself, my diary, and I.

[ahlaj77]

There once was a frog
Who lived on a log
Someone came along
And threw him in the pond
He didn't know it was contaminated
He died. The End!

[Jose]

I do have wings, babe
and all of that feather
and I guarantee
that we'll always be together
no matter what was the weather
I'll always be the angel
who'll carry you around
But, Jeez, you can lose some pounds. :P

[Julian]

You're an angel?
Imma pluck those wings homeboy
Then feed them to my monster
Along her body
Butchered in pieace, all in a gory mess
Her parts all acidified in the monster's belly
I'm the creature in your dreams, dreamboy
Imma make your life a living hell
Oh you fallen angel
Imma steal your hallo then play frisbee
Because I roll like that, boy

[Rose]

Yesterday I bought
a notebook
and filled it
with scratches
and sketches
of mice
chasing their
tails
like puppy cats
and pussy dogs
that blab like
polar parrots
and sleep
like tropic white bears.

like ftw.

[Wolfie]

To draw in a notebook or not to draw in a notebook
Polar parrots or exotic bears
To say hi or to say hello
To take a boy with wings or the same boy without
To post or not to post
These are the questions to the answers to life
Unless you disagree
Then they're just not
Because you say so
And jelly jiggles
Like the ocean when it's solidified.
Keep it fresh.
Or it'll soil.
*nods*

[chiaro0990]

Tired, tired, and tired
when will I won't get tired?
my pissed friend never gets tired
of ranting, to people's business.
even the bees don't get tired
of hissing, in their beehive's nest.
the milk fish never gets tired
of swimming in the sea--
night and day.
Tired, tired, and tired
shall I rant my pains out?
If only you were here,
I won't be--and never be--get tired
of loving you.

[Rose]

fried roaches
on the table
and my lips quiver.
They want me
to eat them
as a sign of
manlinessfulness.
fuck this,
I'd rather
not
get married
than eat this
shit.

(unless I can sprinkle a pinch of salt on those roaches... then I might think about it)

[umbreon2000]

Oh! My specialty!

I once met a guy named bob
who said he never had a job
i married him anyways even though
his father, mother, and cousin were all hobos.

then we had our first kid
i decided to name him sid.
i gave him a little sister
but she continued to give him blisters.

i adopted a little boy
but he treated EVERYTHING like a toy
even his poor old dad bob
who still did not have a job

then i screamed and moved out
I guess sometimes somepeople need to pout
then I took the three kids away
but bob begged for them to stay

so i let them stay and they said
that bob was truly a bad dad.
so I took them away but bob begged oncemore
and by then my neck was getting sore
for my children all were carnivores.

i decided to stay for the sake of the kids
for the little boy, the little girl, and (of course) sid.
I baked for my terrible husband bob
WHO STILL WOULDN"T GET A JOB!! :mad:

As i said, I can't write poems :P

[Sweetrose]

I am a polar bear,
I am a unicorn.
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
My cat hit me with cob on the corn!!!!!!
Sweet home Alabama! Sweet home Alabama!
Yes, Mother!! Yes, Intend to live Rainbow-Fairy-Princess-Butterfly-VomitLand when I grow up!
Yo, My Bro! What up?
I want my sippie cup!
What? I'm recording this? And all the world heard that? Oops......

[chiaro0990]

I hear a growl as a lion
that tries to quiver
the mammals sneak
in his kingdom.
Oh wait--that was only
my stomach.
Am I making any sense here?
Whatever,
I just post it without checking.


Blech, this poem is so lame.

[FayGee]

@Umbreon: if there's a thread that's more than a month or two old (even three, if you want to stretch it), then don't post on it, 'kay? It's something that most newbies do, because it's kind of an unspoken rule, but it just makes for an unpleasant situation when a mod has to tell you off.
Thanks. :)

[Rose]

yesterday I hopped on one foot
and prayed to god that I have enough carrots
to feed my babies.

Today I hop on two feet
but I ate all my babies
who left the carrots to rot in their bellies.

***
hahahaha.

[FayGee]

dear!
God.

I! don't
want
nightmares
from nour's! poems.
signed!, fay

[Rose]

My poems would never give you
nightmares
you decide whether
my poems would give you
nightmares
or not
so just think about it
are you willing to challange the fact that
my poems would give you
nightmares?

[FayGee]

Couldn't I be spared?
Help!
A poet
Like Nour
Like
Each of
Nour's poems!
Gosh
Every one of these...

Now, this may not make sense. But! Remember. These days, you can do what you want in poetry. :P

[Rose]

I know
we can do
whatever we want
in poetry these days, and
it's actually awesome that we
have the ability to create new words
for the sake of conveying a certain idea, don't
you think it's awesome, FayGee? But still, I don't know
why you hate my poems, or rather, I still don't understand why
my poems give you nightmares. Is it the idea of the poem? Or the suck-ish
imagery used? Or maybe the line-breaks? I've always had problems with line-breaks.

[Gale_of_Hades]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hey look!
A Butterfly!

[FayGee]

Line
I'm sweating
Now
Enyway
-
Breaks
Ri-i-ip
Even though
At the concert
Kate
Sucked. A lollipop

[FayGee]

Nour
Poet, Writer
Prose and Poetry
Writing, Reading, Critting, Posting
She drives me very nuts
And she gives me
nightmares
Fay

[bookworm]

My emo poem ended up as a rooster wailing in a soup,
his intestines licking the walls of the pot.
The beauty of his song is like the beak on the chopping
board, lying,
watching the stillness of sun.

[Jose]

Raven stood on my laptop,
Pecking!
PECKING!
I closed my laptop.
And I die.

[Georgy]

I am not a social butterfly
I work hard on my piece of pie
If I were not a crazy bee
I would prefer drugs,sex and beer.


By the way, the next one is not a poem, it's my signature.

[Rose]

you once...
forgot to...flush...
after you went for
number 2.
I couldn't take it.
I just... it was horrifying.
I curled up in the corner of
the bathroom that night,
wondering what you had eaten,
thinking how we ended up like this.
I remembered when you had once
touched me... in bed,
and I wondered...
had you washed your hands before that?
I recall, when once, we were out of toilet paper,
and you didn't mind that. Had you used your... shirt?
All the memories, like water getting flushed down the toilet,
swelling and getting swallowed... and you
were out there preparing dinner for two.

[bookworm]

you okay

yeah

you look kind of not okay

I'm okay

[Rose]

Oh you are?
I thought you weren't
cause you're always moaning
but then when you sting
yourself, you get all relaxed
and stuff.

[Luke Gemini]

some songs on the radio are lame
they all start to sound the same
if I could just get up and switch it off
I would be a lot better off.