Uhmm....

[Alex]

I could've thought a long time on how to make this post creative, but eh..... yeah.... you get it right?

Well anyway, yeah I'm Alex, and have loved the site after looking around for a little bit. I hope I have fun her :D so yeah.... yep.... yeahhh

[Carraka]

Welcome Alex! (First)

I hope you have fun here too, and if you have trouble applying your creative skills to mundane introduction threads, everyone is going to give you help.

Happy New Year!

[Alex]

hah good to know, thanks

its not that I can't be creative but the motivation factor for an introduction post.... ehhhh... yeah... get my point? blah maybe I'm just being lazy

what am I taking about of course I am!

[jordanisonfire]

Hey, Alex! :D :welcome: to :ywo:

I tried to find a way to invite you to YWO, but there was no way. :rolleyes: Looking forward to reading some of your awesome poetry. :)

[Alex]

shadow I know you?

wait phillip?? is that you?? freaking awesome if it is man, should've invited me earlier dude. If its not you then this is awkward but w/e lol

[jordanisonfire]

Sorry to disappoint you, man, but I'm not this Philip guy. :D I'm that guy who you referred Bunch of Writers to, but then Imelda said it was like 1/10 writing. I don't expect you to remember that, but that's the best I can remember when we ever talked. :rolleyes: I also read some of your poetry on TW, but I never commented on it because I couldn't find anything wrong with it and I'm not much of a poetry critiquer.

[Rafael Domination]

Ah...Alex! :D

Good to see you here! No doubt you'll recognize me. If not, I'll sink my Filipino fangs in you and start chewing...

well...welcome to the site. Remember, keep it clean...

[Alex]

Well I do write poetry, but I doubt mine is good enough to be some of the poem's you're talking about. Man shadow you dissapointed me I thought for sure it was Phillip, thanks for ruining my day now you get a frowny face =[

man I'm just playing, but anyway yeah... I guess I'll throw some poems up here, but I doubt I'm the same guy. My memory has gone for worse lately though so who knows.

Anyway I'm rambling so...... yeah

ok please tell me that you're phillip, rafaeal, because if you're not I'm going to be scared. Whats with all these Filipino references... wait are you a stalker?

[jordanisonfire]

No, seriously, man, your poems were awesome! :)

[Rafael Domination]

Who's Philip? :D

And no, I'm not a stalker.

You don't reember me from TW? How could you...

*walks closer, fangs glinting...*

[Alex]

Yep I'm definatley not the same guy you're thinking about

The only place I used to write at was my old yuyuhakusho rpg and I was a huge novice there compared to some people

sorry to burst your bubble guys, but hey you bursted mine too when you said you weren't Phillip. ((Seriously how many young, filipino writers can I know right?))

But yeah, hopefuly this doesn't make you want to suck out even more of my blood because that would be unsanitary most likely.

[jordanisonfire]

So... you've never been on TW?

[Alex]

nope... like I said sorry to burst your bubble, hell I don't even know what TW is. God I feel like a huge noob... well I guess I am

I've just been... well lost would be the wrong word... but emptied?? without my old writing venues and I went searching around and found you guys.

Like I said before sorry to burst your proverbial bubble?

[jordanisonfire]

Ok, I am so sorry. I thought you were someone we know from another writing forum who has the same username as you. However, that doesn't stop me from bidding you welcome and looking forward to seeing some of your work. Once again, I apologise.

[Alex]

Nah man its ok I love being thought of more highly than I should be, for whatever reason. hah... well now that we got that out of the way

its good to be here and I have a wierd feeling in the pit of my liver that says I'll have fun here. Not really sure why its coming from the liver but it has to come from somewhere right?

[Imelda]

AHAHAHAHA!

I could tell it wasn't TW Alex right away. TW Alex is obnoxious and this Alex isn't. :D

Hiiii, Alex! YWO is disgustingly friendly. I think you'll enjoy it. :D :pirate:

[jordanisonfire]

Well, I can't say whether or not I think of you more highly than the Alex we used to know. For all we know, you could be the greatest writer that has ever been on this site and will ever have been. We shall see, eh?

[Rafael Domination]

Eh...my fault...

So, I hear you likr written RPG's? Well, we've got quite a few here. See you in the Co-op forum sometime! :D

Be active. Post your poems often, and crit. Enjoy your stay :D

[jordanisonfire]

Rif-Raf, we don't actually know if he does poems...

[Alex]

oh I can be obnoxious if the desire presents itself, but today?? nahhh

and about the writer thing shadow, call it an inferiority complex but I've seen alot of the stuff up here already and its pretty great. Haven't gotten a chance to critique obviously but just at first glance you know?

Well anyway thanks for the compliment Imelda. Hopefully I live up to these "lofty" ((don't know if I would call them that)) expectations.

Ah..... I'm just not funny today so I'll shut up now -_- hehehehe.... no?? ok =]

and yes I do do ((god I hate writing the same word twice but I'm lazy to change the second one to write)) poems and I'll defintley be in the co-op board soon even though I will admittedly be rusty.

[jordanisonfire]

I think you're going to fit in well here, Alex. Most of us are all random people who like to laugh at things that normal people would not laugh at.

[Alex]

well thats good to know because my new years resolution ((not like I was going to hold it up or anything)) was that I was going to create less awkward moments, but now that I see that they are accepted here ((case and point this post)) I think I'll scratch that and go onto something more... I don't know?? do-able?

[Rafael Domination]

Oh, never mind about awkward. The long-tme member have had a lot of those :D :D :D :D

Trust me, we're glad to have you here. My stomach is glad too...

[jordanisonfire]

Stomach, Rif-Raf?

[Rafael Domination]

And my three brains! :D

[Alex]

oh my god I just heard fireworks go off I'm so!!!! not excited... ahah... ok I'm done with that

and its not your stomach rafael ((I would call you rif-raf but that seems sort of sketchy this early in my membership)) its your intestines

[jordanisonfire]

Indeed, Rif-Raf. How many eyes do you have, again? Six, seeing as there are three of you?

[Rafael Domination]

Yes...the other two have 20-20 vision, which is why I'm wearing glasses in my sig ^^

And I think a fourth + fifth one is coming...

BTW, Alex...my intestines aren't the ones that growl every time I'm hungry:ninja:

[jordanisonfire]

Using plus signs, Rif-Raf? I would have thought someone of your intelligence would be beyond that.

[Rafael Domination]

Yes, but it's also intelligent to save the 2.476 calories used to type the word plus for future use, and use an existing symbol to accomplish my task. Body effciency is always a must. hy else would I have a separate brain for good and evil? :D

[jordanisonfire]

Well, because you, being the virtuous and yet malevolent person you are, would not be able to cope with one brain, for the good and evil within your single brain would eventually cancel each other out, leaving you with no brain and a shell.

[Alex]

and rafael wins that argument. I mean those 2.5 calories are crucial they really are you could save them for a grunt later on in life. Imagine what 50grunts full of calories would be like.

oh and btw who says I was talking about your intestines growling... watch yourself

[jordanisonfire]

I need to type more in order to burn off calories, I'm afraid. I rarely exercise (properly) and I am now addicted to Wii since I got one for Christmas, so you won't see any plus signs from me.

[Rafael Domination]

Thanks Alex...:D

Remember, Shad, I've separated both good and evil brains so they can work together AND conflict at the same time. Harnessing the power of paradoxes is my speciality...:P

[jordanisonfire]

So, what purpose does Rafael Domination serve?

[Rafael Domination]

I am the Neutral One...:D

[jordanisonfire]

In all the time I have known you, Rif-Raf, I can honestly say I would never have guessed. So, seriously, what purpose does the neutral brain serve?

[Rafael Domination]

To serve as a barrier between the good and bad one, and stop them from killing each other...

The Neutral brain is also...wait. I think we should stop spamming! :D

[jordanisonfire]

Yes, I've learned all I want and should know.

[Shaun]

:glare: You know, I'm getting tired of people calling us disgustingly friendly. Sorry if Andy and I wanted to provide an environment that would help budding writers develop into better writers. We're not like some bubbly cheerleader squad...we encourage honest critiques provided they are constructive. You don't have to be nice, but you have to provide valuable advice rather than just saying "you suck, go kill yourself". :glare:

Anywho, sorry about that. Welcome to the site Alex! Hope to see you posting and critiquing like mad :D.

[Alex]

thanks for the welcome Shaun, but don't take the disgustingly friendly thing as an insult I'm sure they didn't mean it that way. ((or maybe they did and they're just horrible people but I doubt that =]))

[Shaun]

Nah, Imelda said it and she's my girlfriend so I doubt she meant it to be mean :P

[Alex]

hey I dunno, you could be into the mean girl kind of thing I'm not going to judge

nah I'm just kidding man, don't ban me ahhhh *hides under the table*

[Shaun]

Good lord, you have to do a lot more than that to get banned around here :P. We've only banned a couple people and they all deserved it :P.

[Alex]

Again dude I don't know you could be one of those wierd dominatrix admins that whips their pawns into shape with bans

ahh I hate those type of forums =]

[Shaun]

Ugh, not me, and I bet Imelda isn't into it either :P

[Alex]

hell, its women all bets are off

if she is you're in for a wild ride hah man I'm just kidding

hopefully having me around doesn't change that >< hah

[Shaun]

Nah, she's my ideal woman, so it works out for the best :P. No worries about crazy weirdness :P...well...except that we're both kind off, but so be it :D

[Alex]

i respect that as long as theres no dominatrix stuff but you've said we're good in that department so I think I'm ok with you guys

I know it means the world to you so I give you my stamp of approval

[Shaun]

You strange Mr. Alex :P

[Alex]

well I'm glad to see you care about my stamp of approval Shaun.

After begging me for sooooo long for it, you finally get it and not even a thank you? I feel disrespected to tell you the truth, what can I say it comes from SUCH a DISRESPECTUFL person I mean gawdddd!!

ok ok ok I'm calm... its 3:30 I should be at least =]

[Andy]

Alex! Welcome! I have this sudden urge to be disgustingly friendly and continue with a whole paragraph of greetings, but I'll stop here. :rolleyes:

[jordanisonfire]

Well, what would you include, Andrew?

[Imelda]

:glare: You know, I'm getting tired of people calling us disgustingly friendly. Sorry if Andy and I wanted to provide an environment that would help budding writers develop into better writers. We're not like some bubbly cheerleader squad...we encourage honest critiques provided they are constructive. You don't have to be nice, but you have to provide valuable advice rather than just saying "you suck, go kill yourself". :glare:

Anywho, sorry about that. Welcome to the site Alex! Hope to see you posting and critiquing like mad :D.

I didn't mean 'disgustingly friendly' in a bad way. :(

And will you please not talk about dominatrixes and stuff! Eww! :O

[jordanisonfire]

I certainly hope that you never do anything like that, Shaun and Imelda. I don't expect you to, but I don't think I'd look at you the same way ever again if you ever did.

[Imelda]

We wouldn't tell you guys about it. ;)

Ok, that was a step too far. :p Not going to happen, I assure you. Ugh.

You people make me sick. :p

[jordanisonfire]

What? I wasn't even saying you did, I was just saying that I'd think you were weird if you did do that.

[Imelda]

Yeah but I just wanted to make that clear, because Shaun wasn't vehement enough about it. :P

*Changes the subject*

CHOCOLATE!

[jordanisonfire]

Indeed.

[jordanisonfire]

TW Alex is obnoxious and this Alex isn't. :D

I've just realised what you said there, Imelda. What made TW Alex obnoxious?

[Imelda]

He made a couple of remarks a month or so back ...

They really weren't nice ...

[jordanisonfire]

Such as? Or is that too secret for me to know?

[Alex]

or maybe it was just me in disguise

or maybe it wasn't

sorry about all the dominatrix stuff imelda just trying to liven up a greetings post ((it seems to have worked but I'll hold judgement))

[Rafael Domination]

Good lord, you have to do a lot more than that to get banned around here :P. We've only banned a couple people and they all deserved it :P.


We have?

Who?

[Andy]

We have?

Who?
One guy who posted nothing but obscene posts and literature, whose username was also very offensive, and then argued with me regarding all of it. It was a long time ago, in the site's early days, so you won't remember it.

[Rafael Domination]

Oh...sorry I missed it...I would have set up a celebration thread...:D

[Alex]

a celebration for having someone banned or celebration for loosing a bad member... wait I already know what you're goingf to say so it doesn't matter

[Rafael Domination]

Mmmmm...now, the real question is...do I know what I'm going to say?

[Alex]

well I know what one of your brains would say ((I mean really if I didn't wouldnt that be kind of pathetic. I mean really, 3 brains, one of them HAS to say SOMETHING I'm thinking of))

[Rafael Domination]

Ah, but unless two of my brains confered with each other leading to the conclusion that what they think might not be real thinking, because my third brain needs to think too, in which case if all of them think they're thinking of thinking, then thinking what I need to think might not be such a thinking problem because I love to do this and confuse people.











:D

[Alex]

I'm not confused son I'm just disapointed

Now go to your room. All 3 of you!

[Shaun]

You guys are mad :P. I love it!

[Alex]

Like I said before Shaun I'm not mad, I'm just dissapointed thats all.

Now one more word for you and I'm sending you to your room to!

[Shaun]

You can't send me to my room. I'm YWO's dad...or have you missed that part?

[Alex]

hey hey hey I'm trying to work myself into YWO's bitch and the bitch can do anything

sorry ahh! got caught up in the power of the moment, please don't beat me daddy?

[Shaun]

I don't beat my children :P. Sorry, Imelda would never let me :P

[Alex]

but I'm not your child Shaun!! I'm your bitch!! or at least I want to be!!

and I wont tell Imelda if you wont ;)

Ok wait I was trying not to get beat wasn't I? Awe..... crap... forget everything I just said.....

I'm not wierd!!!?!?!?!

[Imelda]

:glare:

I'm his bitch. Seriously, I'm the family witch, which means I'm evil. :D

And Shaun, I'm all for slapping kids here and there when it's needed, but you're not allowed to hit Nyx, that's my job. You can't have men hitting girls. :p

[Alex]

hitting girls isn't good anyway no matter who you are, but I dare not argue with Imelda because... well you might turn me into a newt, damn witch ((ah I love MP))

that being said I wont burn you because I like you =]]]] ((see I'm intimidating you now. Soon you will bask in my glory and I won't have to be scared of being ban-raped))

my master plan is coming to fruition?

[Imelda]

Yeah yeah yeah. :p

I can't ban-rape you here, though. Shaun's too straight-laced to be influenced by me in matters of 'business'. :glare:

Unlike my homeland where we ban people for being vaguely annoying. :D Yay!

[Alex]

ouch.... that kinda hurt... not trying to be annoying, just trying to bring some life. Its a newbie post neway!1!!!

just trying to have some fun after not sleeping all night... Hey don't get mad at Shaun for something I said because he can ban-rape me!

I think I'm going to cry though *cries* thank you

[Imelda]

I wasn't calling you annoying. :P

[jordanisonfire]

Sorry to interrupt, but you still haven't answered my question as to what remarks the old Alex made, Imelda. If you don't want to tell me, just say.

[Imelda]

Oh I can't remember. :p He was rude to me somehow, that's all. And he's pretty obnoxious ...

[jordanisonfire]

Oh, well, who hasn't insulted you or annoyed you at some point? He did some awesome poetry, though.

[Imelda]

Everyone insults and annoys me, but he meant it, and it hurt. :(

[jordanisonfire]

I would ask what he said, but I think that'd be prying too far and I need to do some critting.

[Alex]

thats probably best shadow, don't want to get Imelda riled up now =]

move along, nothing to see here

[jordanisonfire]

Silence, foolish newb.

[Alex]

... *tears* you hate me!!!!!!!!

I'm just trying to get you not ban-raped by Shaun, master. ((I swear if you start getting into this master thing to much.... well you know shadow))

[jordanisonfire]

I am not your master and never claimed to be. You may leave my service, but I will vow the downfall and suffering of you.

[Alex]

I don't want to suffer!!

Shadowwwww!!

I like ninjas!!

[jordanisonfire]

Very well. Run along.

[Alex]

thank you, thank you! m...ma..... oh whoops I mean

Shaaadow!!

Thank you

[jordanisonfire]

Good man. Now, go do something useful.

[Alex]

saving the world from the evil goblins?

[jordanisonfire]

If that's what you want. Or, alternatively, you could contribute to this site.

[Alex]

Help the site by saving the world from evil goblins! Gotcha!

[jordanisonfire]

So, you don't actually want to contribute to the site, as the goblins are Andrew and Shaun's minions?

[Alex]

Shaun and Andy's goblins are good goblins. I'm talking about evil goblins like ones that each your flesh... thats just not nice

[jordanisonfire]

Fool! All goblins are Andrew and Shaun's goblins.

[Alex]

Oh em gee I'm sorry

I didn't kill any of them yet, and I'll set free all the ones I put into traps I swearzzz

What could I kill, I mean I just bought this AWESOME plastic sword from toys R us and I want to use it like really like totally like baddly like!

[jordanisonfire]

Toys R Us is evil! :O They aren't good people, because they put their R backwards and that confuses little children. :(

[Alex]

good point, smart man

I'll return it immediatley =]

[jordanisonfire]

Good. :) But while your at it, go over to Washington and stab Bush with it. He has a fetish for katana-wielding men and will obviously let him into your office. ^^

[Rafael Domination]

Aw...you guys are spamming without me? :eek:

I vow your downfall and suffering....:D

[jordanisonfire]

I vowed it first! :mad:

:P

[Rafael Domination]

well I vowed it before time started to infinity times infinity to the power of infinite infinities!


:)

[jordanisonfire]

... I vow your downfall and suffering.

[Nyx]

wow! I'm gone for 5 days and I miss 11 pages of welcoming...*sigh* and I notice the santa hats are gone...

Anyways! Welcome...I guess I'm too late but o'well:)

[Rafael Domination]

...I vow your downfall, suffering AND lack of hygiene

Edit: not you NYX :D

[Alex]

thanks nyx

well I don't vow ANYONES downfall because that would be plain rude

[Nyx]

No problem. So whats with all this about vowing downfall? :P

[Rafael Domination]

Shadow and I are competing to see whose more eviler-er....er

[Nyx]

Shouldn't be too hard a competition:P

[Alex]

oh its intense

you'll see shadow sweating at his computer screen and everything

[Rafael Domination]

And that's because my dark aura is radiating out of the screen and into his nervous system, paralyzing his feelings for ALL ETERNITY! :D

Woooooooo....

[Alex]

or maybe becuase trying to reply fast enough to this thread is hard work..

or maybe its the radiating aura thing =]]

[Nyx]

I never thought of you two as evil..hehe so good luck with being the "evil-er -er?" :rolleyes:

[Alex]

it should be evil-er-er-est!

[Rafael Domination]

I'm the psycho-evil-laughing-maniac-hyper-guy-who-only-ends-up-making-friends villain. I know it's a tough job :D

[Alex]

more like tough to remember

[Nyx]

I'm the psycho-evil-laughing-maniac-hyper-guy-who-only-ends-up-making-friends villain. I know it's a tough job :D
Really? I thought you were the:

-laughing-maniac-hyper-guy-who-only-ends-up-eating
-llamas-and/or ninja villain:P

[Alex]

raf you eat llamas?? Thats not nice, think of PETA

no not the bread, the organization

[Rafael Domination]

Holy Lamas are not friends. They're food :devil:

[Alex]

well at least you can eat them with PETA bread

get it PETA because of the llamas, and pita because its a bread hahahahaha
no...... you sure.......???? not funny???? ok............ =[[[

[Nyx]

ALEX! How dare you encourage him eating llamas with bread?!

And Riff-Raff: eating llamas is not evil, it's plain old gross.:rolleyes:

[Rafael Domination]

Tell that to the 5-star restaurant I set up! :D

[Alex]

where is the restaurant in the most remote part of southern vietnam?

and sorry Nyx ahhh!!! everyone here wants to beat me!!! I'm sowwy!!!!

[Rafael Domination]

It's the top in llama cuisine. Really, Nyx, you should try it! :D

[Nyx]

now, now, I'm not going to beat you...lucky for you: I lost my baseball bat at sunpeaks:P

And Raffy...the random yellow signs you painted on the wall does not make your restaurant a five star one.:rolleyes:

[Rafael Domination]

You're spamming :P

I'm rich now :P

People are eating llamas :P

I will rule the fast food industry SOOOOOON :P

Yeah, let's take this to Shad's Spam Thread...

[Nyx]

You're spamming :P So are you:P

I'm rich now :P doubt it

People are eating llamas :P people are becoming sterile

I will rule the fast food industry SOOOOOON :P alright, I'll come to your restaurants as long as eating llamas isn't mandatory.

Yeah, let's take this to Shad's Spam Thread...

Ok sure:D



....

[Alex]

Thats probably a good idea... but

I mean this being my first thread and all

think we can spam it just a little bit more

I want to get to page 15 pwetty pwease for the newbie *wide eyes* =]]

[Rafael Domination]

Bad Alex! No! Bad! Stop spamming! :D

I'll be the enforcer here (more credentials to be a good Mod in the future)

[Nyx]

@Raffy: :rolleyes:

Anywho, yes, let's stop spamming, sorry Alex!

[Alex]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo my beautiful thread


nah its ok, well off to the chatbox

[Rafael Domination]

Hah-ha! :D

I did it. Tha spamming stopped...for now...wait till Shad gets back...

[jordanisonfire]

No, bad spammers! All go spam in the ChatBox! :D

[Alex]

but pweease we are so close just one more person needs to post in this to make it 15 pages then it can be retired as "legendary!"

[jordanisonfire]

This thread sucks and Alex sucks, he should be banned immediately. :P#

OK, thread closed! No more spamming! No more!

[Alex]

That was mean... very very mean... that being said this thread can now be closed and enshrined at the YWO HOF

I think we've done a good job

hey its even my 200th post ((in 2.5 days lol))

[jordanisonfire]

Man, you spam worse than I used to (I used to have the most posts on the site :D).

[Alex]

What can I say 82.something posts per day supposedly

now thats whats up!!!

its not that I've been spamming its just that I haven't been doing anything else and have just been sitting here all day

I've actually started some pretty interesting discussions... yeah not 85 posts worth but... still

You know I'm supposed to go to school today, but I'm not being I'm sick. Thank you horrible immune system and allowing me to get the flu the day before I have to go back to school. I probably should be sleeping to get over it, but thats no fun now is it?

Either way Shadow you think you're a good influence, just look at this thread, its my newbie post for God's sake its not supposed to be 15 pages long lol

[Rafael Domination]

Yo, word of advice :D

While it's nice to contribute something to the site, make sure the average of those posts aren't spam, cuz' you might catch the admins evil eye soon...

[jordanisonfire]

Well, we have interesting discussions, of course. :) Rif-Raf talking about older women. :D

[Alex]

Its not like everything I post is spam

I mean 40 or so of my posts are in the chatbox and alot are in the music threads and my point of view thread and such

Not THAT much of it is really spam. The posts in here are, in the chatbox are, and some of the other threads in the common room are but

meh... raf... don't scare me. Its nightime and your telling me horror storries =[[[ wahhh

[Rafael Domination]

true...but I'd contribute two crits or non-spam posts for every spam one. It's only safe...

[jordanisonfire]

Well, that's why I created the ChatBox. We can just spam in there. :)

[Rafael Domination]

My point exactly...:)

Seuoo....why are we still posting here :P

[Alex]

Someone subliminally decided for us to try and get 16 pages in here?

nah I don't know

to the chatbox!! ((for real this time... hopefully))

[Imelda]

What on earth is this chatbox?!

[jordanisonfire]

It's the thread I started in the Common Room. It's there until Andrew finds some way of getting us a chatroom, so, basically, it's a thread devoted to spam. :D

[Alex]

The chatbox is just the most awesome thread ever Imelda, check it out =]]