Ridiculous Metaphors

[Andy]

I think you'll get a kick out of this.

http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html

[Clarissa]

Ha. Hahahahahaha. Those made me laugh out loud :) I got some strange looks from my family and some even stranger looks from said family as I read a few out...

I got a massive kick out of that. Which says a lot about me. I need to get out more...

[MasterCarlton]

"Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."

My god, this is so bad it made me laugh...With anger. But laughter none the less.

Oh...I just relised they were meant to write bad metaphors. That ain't so bad then.

[miss_smiley]

Hilarious!

Her eyes were like two brown circles with black dots in the centers.

And!

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

[Jack]

"It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall." had be chuckling.

You're right, I got a kick out of this. XD

[Majyk]

Being a dancer, this one caught my attention.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

And:

It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

xD

[MetallicGryffon]

" She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again." and "McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup", nearly made me quit writing, lol.