Scenario

[jordanisonfire]

So, this is basically what happens: the person above you presents a scenario and you have to answer with what you would do. You then give your own scenario for the person below you to do. I'll start...

You are babysitting at a friend's house and your friend is out, leaving you with her child. You are sat in the living room, watching TV, when you hear a noise upstairs. You go into the child's bedroom and find the child asleep, the room exactly the way you left it. However, there is a clown statue in the corner of the room that you didn't notice when you last went in. It looks quite creepy, so you go downstairs and call your friend and ask them if you can cover up the clown statue in case the baby wakes up. Your friend replies that they don't have a clown statue. What do you do?

[Rafael Domination]

I take a knife and cut the bastard to peices. I'm not taking any chances...


You're e-mailing you friend, gossiping about this girl's lack of style, being a bitch, dity secrets, etc. You try to send it to her, but accidentally hit the 'Send to All contacts' button, and now half the people in school know what you're talking about. What do you do?

[Dr_House_4ever]

Spend my school day hiding under a desk from the people staring hatefully at me, and never go anywhere alone, just in case...

An all-powerful figure comes to you and informs you of his new rule: For every story you ever write again, you'll lose a body part (and you never know which part it will be). What do you do?

[jordanisonfire]

Never write again.

You go into your school bathroom to clean off some mud that was thrown in your face. As you look in the mirror, you catch a glimpse of an open cubicle and your best friend is holding a gun to their head and crying silently. What do you do?

[Rafael Domination]

Make other people write it for me! :D Let them loose the body parts...

You accidentally stumble off a building, and you got no parachute or powers. Before you hit the ground, what do you do? :D

Edit: ARG! :D

Slow post

[jordanisonfire]

Answer mine, then! :P

[Rafael Domination]

If it's Zaph, I beg him to stop, and explain to him logically not to hurt himself, and that people like me still care....

If it's Jeremy, (this kid who used to be a friend) I'd tell him to close the door before he shoots. I don't want idiot brains all over my pants...


You're throwing a party and are currently in the middle of makng out with two girls...and you parents come in early from their date...what do you do?

[jordanisonfire]

If they interfere, I just tell them to get lost and that it's my choice what I do.

A scientist comes up with a brilliant invention and he lives next door to you. He tells you that he can make you be able to read minds, turn invisible and fly, but you will only live for another year. What do you do?

[Alex]

Never talk to him again

You find yourself in an unknown location, obviously after a party, but you have no idea what time it is, where you are, or what you did the night before. You check your cell phone and you have 20 missed calls, 18 from your parents and 2 from numbers you don't know. What do you do?

No thats never happened to me, just speaking in hypotheticals

[Rafael Domination]

Curl up into fetal position and stay there...

You accidentally stumble off a building, and you got no parachute or powers. Before you hit the ground, what do you do? :D

[Alex]

-_- well thats optimistic of you, but I'd probably just let myself fall... is there really a point to do anything

What would you do if you found yourself in a hearse, but you weren't dead.

[Rafael Domination]

I scream and kick until someone let me out of the coffin...

or

I'll wait until someone comes and leans over me, sad and crying, and then I'll go BOO, smash my face against the glass, and send them into cardiac arrest...


You're a cop and you've managed to corner this criminal, when suddenly the guy pulls out a knife and lunges at you. You're heavily armed. He doesn't care. What do you do?

[Alex]

shoot him up are you kidding? Coming at me with a knife I mean really... pleaaaaasssseee....

This next one is from Metamorphisis. You wake up and you're a bug, what is the first thing that goes through your mind. ((Oh my God so many good discussions in English class about this oh God haha))

[Rafael Domination]

I'd sneak into someone's ear and start scratching yelling until I get their attention, and then use them to see if they can help me restore my body back. If not...they loose an eardrum...


(:D)

You've just gotten off from your camp bus, and you find that you've gone to a camp where everyone there is the opposite gender as yours. You have no way of getting back, and the phones are broken until next week, when they finally hire someone to fix them. Plus, no one has a cell phone cuz' they weren't allowed on the trip. What do you do?

[Alex]

Ahh.... depends are these girls extremely attractive? If so then I'd probably try and shut up, playing it cool, KNOWING, that they'll get bored of themselves eventually. Thats hard though I don't know how stable my morals are =]

I want to see this answer so I pose the same scenario to you raf ((assuming you post next))

[jordanisonfire]

I'd be quite scared, because I don't communicate well with females, so I'd just screw up and embarrass myself, most likely.

You're in a rock band and you're pretty much the hottest one around, but you don't make much money because you donate most of it to charity, so you get like 100, 000 a year. Someone comes up to you and offers you a million if you make an album that states or implies that drugs are a good thing and that, as a teenager, you're obligated to take them.

[Alex]

First of all amen brother ((on your first statement)) and second of all hell nah. Call me completley straight-edge or whatever but if I'm in a rock band, the hottest one around, and making 100,000 dollars I'm not greedy enough to corrupt an entire generation, its not my thing. I'll leave that up to Soulja Boy haha ((if you like rap... hell I don't care I'm not sorry haha))

Ok time for my scenario, you realize that you're big history term paper is due tommorow, but its late, the night before, and you have no materials from which to gain information from. Do you A) Bullshit the paper, B) Not show up the next day, C) Show up, confess and take 10 points off for turning it in the next day?

[jordanisonfire]

(No, I hate Rap, it's basically just Mainstream that makes money off people who are pressured into being Rap lovers.)

Well, I'd go in and confess. If I do the other two options, then I'm going to be in even more trouble.

A man comes up to you in a dark alley and points a gun at your head. There is no one around who you can yell to. He tells you he will kill you unless you snort some of the white stuff he gives you.

[Dr_House_4ever]

Kick him in the user-friendly-euphemism-for-the-place-I'm-thinking-of and run like hell.

You discover that for some time now, a feral child has been living in your backyard shed, with no communication skills nor the slightest idea who he is.

[jordanisonfire]

I attempt to gain his trust and educate him, then use him as a minion.

You wake up at midnight one night and find that Superman is at your window.

[Dr_House_4ever]

Ignore him - as far as superheroes go, I'm a Batman person.

You witness, against all odds, your favorite movie star murdering somebody.

[jordanisonfire]

Depends who he's murdering. If it's George Bush, Tony Blair or Dick Cheney or some other greedy, corrupt asshole, then I laugh and cheer for him.

You wake up one morning and a rocket launcher is on your bed, with a case of rockets for it included.

[Rafael Domination]

I hunt down the people I'm most annoyed at, and go Halo 3 on their sagging little bu-

:D





You walk into you bedroom and find your sister making out with your worst enemy in school. You have a baseball bat in you hands. What do you do?

[Alex]

Find a baseball and hit it at him. See if I just hit him over the head with a baseball bat then doesn't it become obvious that you did it. Have to be a little clever on these things, you know?

Its columbine at your school. What do you do?

[Rafael Domination]

A) I'm a good student! :D

You're late for class and you don't have a good excuse. You have a knife in your hands. What to you do?

[Alex]

uhm.... I have a knife in my hands because I'm late?? ok! I probably put the knife in my bag and continue the day as is

You realize you've just been infected with malaria and you're going to die. What do you do?

[Rafael Domination]

//Good. If it was me, I would have opened a few cuts on my arm, ruffled my hair and clothes up, and say some crazy homeless person tried to pull a quick one on my wallet...//


I'd go make things right with everyone, and kill as much mosquitoes as I can before I die...:D



You're friends hook you up with a blind date. You enter the restaurant and find out that it's an old woman. She's spotted you, and you can't run away. What do you do to your friends after the date...?

[Alex]

Try to get with their sister hahaha nah jk. I'd probably.... get invited to their house, and when they're sleeping or doing something else take a piss all over the clothes in their closet. Yea I'm wierd and vengeful lol

A homeless man attacks you with a broken bottle

[jordanisonfire]

I attempt to defend myself and, if I've capable, call the police.

You wake up and find George Bush hung from the ceiling by a rope around his neck.

[Alex]

I'd be like "ah shit now we got Dick"

You're on the highest roller coaster in the world and the chain stops at the top. There are some stairs going all the way down, but they don't seem extremely sturdy. Because the roller coaster is so high the only other option to walking is waiting 48 hours for them to fix the chain. What you do?

[jordanisonfire]

Well, since I'm scared of heights, I wouldn't be on the highest roller coaster in the world but, seeing as this scenario says I am, I'd take the stairs, because I'd be petrified for forty-eight hours and I'd probably have to have therapy.

A man comes up to you and gives you the choice of having an oboe or an acordion.

[Alex]

acordion no doubt

Its 3 in the morning and your cell phone starts ringing and you wake up. Its a number you've never seen before, do you answer?

[Nyx]

Yes. I have family outside the country and they might've forgotten the time change.

A man offers you 1 thousand dollars for you to carry his bags to his car. But you don't know him and he doesn't look too friendly. Do you do it?

[Alex]

No, he wouldnt be offering 1 thousand dollars if he wasn't up to something.

You're writing something on the computer, your 20 pages in and your ideas are really flowing. Your computer runs out of battery and your writing doesn't save, what do you do?

[jordanisonfire]

If it were me, I'd have saved it every five minutes, so it'd be cool.

Be a goth or a gansgta/chav?

[Rafael Domination]

I thought this was the what are you going to do thread, not the choosing one....

[jordanisonfire]

Grrr, OK! :rolleyes:

A man comes up to you and threatens to kill you if you don't become a goth or a gangsta/chav. Which one do you choose?

Happy?

[Alex]

goth... never "gangsta" ever...

you are threatened by some random old wizard and now have to choose between being a jock or a nerd what do you choose?

[jordanisonfire]

Nerd. So much more interesting. :)

You have a business selling erotic chocolates and a gay guy comes in and says he'd like an edible thong but he'd like you to eat it off him and goes to rape you.

[Alex]

uhm.... well if he already raped me I guess I would just kind of sit there going "wow... wow... wow... I just got the shit fucked out of me by a gay guy... wow..."

I want to hear either you or Rif's reaction to the same one ((I'm also lazy to think of a new one but... don't patronize me!))

[Rafael Domination]

I'd jam ferrer rocher lingerie into all open holes of his body.


You trip and fall into a pile of dog poo (face first) in front of your girlfriend, or boyfriend. What do you do?

[jordanisonfire]

(I said he goes to rape you, but OK :P)

I'd slap the guy across the face and ask him to leave.

And now, the next person can post their reaction. :P

[Rafael Domination]

If I had a girl, we'd be really close, and she'd be laughing at me so hard that she wouldn't have enough time to run away as I leap up, hug her and lay a big smooch onto her...:D

You're arm is chopped off by a serial killer. The guy is leaning in with a machete and is about to go barbarian on your meat. What do you do?

[Alex]

I give up on life - to raf

that would suck

and then after I had no life left I would take a shower =]


edit... slow post

[jordanisonfire]

What is the next scenario? :D

[Rafael Domination]

I dunno...it's Alex's turn...

[Alex]

oh whoops

you guys should've just posted one jeez

You're on the roof of your house and the roof caves in. You fall into the bathroom and see your grandma taking a shower. What do you do?

[jordanisonfire]

Get out of there as fast as I can.

A man offers you a katana or a shotgun.

[Alex]

shotgun

I like the range

Man offers you a guitar hero controller or a DDR mat

[jordanisonfire]

Guitar Hero Controller! :D

The owners of Apple and Microsoft offer to give you their companies, but you can only have one.

[Nyx]

I'd take microsoft, bill gates is rich so they must make tons of money:P

Andy and Shaun tell you, you can only spam 2 posts a day, what will you do?

[jordanisonfire]

Leave the site.

Your dream man comes up to you. He offers you all his money (about ten million) or you can go out with him. However, if you choose to go out with him, he'll lose all his money.

[Nyx]

I'll take the money, screw dream man, 10million bucks is 10 million bucks!!

You meet Santa Clause. <yep, it's short but what would you do?>

[Alex]

well considering I'm not gay I'd take the money

edit - slow post

You get to meet/play/live with your favorite band for 1 month or get 500,000$

[Nyx]

Hey! Slowposter:P You have to answer mine now.

[jordanisonfire]

I would yell: "Paedophile!" and chase him out the house.

You meet the Easter Bunny.

[Alex]

I would pants the bastard =]

mine from before still stands

edit - shit.. slow post again... crap..

[Nyx]

You get to meet/play/live with your favorite band for 1 month or get 500,000$


Hm...I think the band, my love for AFI is too damn strong:P

Now answer Jordan's.

[Alex]

I stick with my same answer for santa claus lol

this is for Nyx. every member of AFI turns out to be a pedophile, you still pick the band or now $100,000 instead of $500,000

[Nyx]

That's obvious. The band, cause I love pedophilesXD! JUST KIDDING!
I would take the $100, 000, kick the bastards and run.

You're invited to your school dance by the sweetest yet ugliest girl on earth. Well, what do you do?

[Alex]

I don't go to dances so its irrelevant. Freaking cheap-ass school makes us pay 35$ for a 3 hour homecoming dance, yeah right... ((our theme this year was Candyland... if I'm paying 35$ to go to that... I can't explain in words how big of a waste of time that would be lol =]))

You're asked out by the sweetest yet ugliest guy on the planet, you go with him to your school dance?

[jordanisonfire]

Well, seeing as I'm heterosexual, I'd so no. :D

A man comes up to you and gives you the choice of being beaten up or kidnapped and just held ransom.

[Nyx]

Beaten up, because I'd have awesome battlescars after:D

Your girlfriend, whome you love, asks you to marry her now or she'll break up with you. What do you do? (you're the same age as right now)

[jordanisonfire]

Depends how in love with her I am.

You want to commit suicide. Do you do it by jumping off a building or shooting yourself?

[Nyx]

Jumping off a building if it's over water, because I always thought jumping off a building and landing in water would be interesting:P

You get invited to a party where everyone does drugs or trades them. But you'll be known as a wimp if you don't go. Do you go?

[jordanisonfire]

No, I don't go and let them know that taking drugs makes you a wimp rather than not taking them.

When you are walking home, it starts to rain fire (in the size of normal raindrops).

[Nyx]

I run into the closest house.

You are near a volcano when you hear it's going to erupt soon.

[Guessed]

I place a video camera in a tree right near the base, hoping to collect some neat footage. Then I drive (illegally, and probably with a lot of swerving, since I don't know how) to a helicopter renting facility, where I fly back to the erupting volcano and schlok up a bucket of lava. For the memories.
Then I pine for the hundreds of dead people.

Here goes: You're standing in a hot, overstuffed wing of a museum. As your gaze tracks dully over the priceless paintings, a man in a sombrero with an eyepatch throws his plate of cheesy nachos right onto "Nighthawks" and dashes away. The security guard struts over to you accusingly, asking what possessed you to ruin the masterpiece. You could be devastatingly fined, as there's no evidence that you aren't guilty. What do you do?

…I’m in an odd mood.

[jordanisonfire]

I tell them the other man did it and if they don't believe me, or they don't catch him, I just try and argue my case best I can.

There's an add in the paper for a choice of any martial arts for free and your parents force you to go to one. Which one do you choose?

[Nyx]

I choose any, doesn't matter because I will pretend I am going there and just not go. If my parents complain...well too bad.


you have to read five books (each HP length), in one day. How do you?

[Alex]

I don't >,> lol

You are approached by your girlfriend/boyfriend and they say they've been cheating on you. You love this person, do you give them another chance?

[Nyx]

No. If there's one thing I can't stand it's cheating, it's too low.

You are about to be killed, what are your last words?

[Alex]

probably oh fuck lol

You wake up and you've been transformed into the opposite gender. What are your first thoughts?

[Nyx]

Probably: Why do I have the sudden desire to kick the shit out of someone?

You wake up and you've been trasnformed into a llama. What are your first thoughts?

[Alex]

How am I giong to get to work today?

You wake up and your a HOLY llama. What do you do?

[Nyx]

I use my holy spit to make Jordan and Riff-Raff see the beauty in holy llamas:P

You are forced to quit YWO. What do you do?

[Alex]

Take a long sigh and start looking for another place to look at. It would suck though lol

You are forced to eat 20 pounds of meat in one sitting. If you can't then you die. Can you?

[jordanisonfire]

Well, that's hard, since I'm a vegetarian, but I'd do it but then force myself to throw up afterward.

You are staring out of your window when he see a massive metal thing that is obviously a nuclear warhead heading toward your house.

[Alex]

oh *explitive* and die =] or stop it with my mind, depends what mood I'm in

You wake up to find that you are stranded on a desert island with the person you hate most in the world. What you do?

[jordanisonfire]

Kill that person (as he's George Bush) and then try to fend for myself on the desert island until I die or help comes.

And the same question again.

[Alex]

I would probably move on the other side of the island, because it happens that the perosn I hate most is smart enough and they would also build a signal giving us a higher chance to escape.

What would you do if you turn on your camera and there are pictures you never took before. It seems like people have gotten these pictures, and they are rather embarrasing.

[ICeAngel302]

Delete them.

You were walking down the street lat one night. When suddenly somebody pushes you in to a wall. They hold a knife to your throat, blood starts to run down your neck, and you can feel your self losing conciseness(?). Nobody is around to help you and you left your cell phone at home.

What would you do?

[sXe_Jinxeh]

Struggle to the nearest store. Or die.

You've just finished writing your latest novel, and, you've just saved the finished work. You're about to print off a billion copies, save it to disks, jump drives everything--when your computer crashes. After you get it restarted, you get this messsage:

HARD DRIVE RESET. ALL MEMORY LOST

What would you do?

[ICeAngel302]

Go insane and smash my computer :D

You went to the fridge and found out your cake is missing.

What would you do?

(Sorry I'm hurngy, maybe I should go and get breakfast.)

[Jaz]

Find out who took it and make them pay. It would probably be my sister, so I would just break some of her toys.

You find out a copy of you're diary has been posted around the school. It not only has bitchy comments in it, but also has some really personal things written down. You find out it was your best friend with help from your sister/brother. What would you do?

[ICeAngel302]

Get their dairy and do the same, then put aload of gum in my sister's hair.

Your dog pooped on your parents bed, what would you do?

[Jaz]

Tell them it was my sister, and then laugh as she got yelled at.

This guy/girl at school is hitting on you, yet they are a total freak. However, they are quite nice (in a sicky sort of way) and you will look really bitchy if you yell at him. What do you do??

(Sorry, personal issue. Don't know what the hell to do!)

[Luv2Write]

Next time he hits on me, I would simplly say, "you are a really nice/sweet guy, but not really my type. Sorry." And then I would recomond him to another girl who might have intrest in him.

You are in complete love with a boy and the whole school and him knows. You want to ask him out but are afraid that he might say no and your scared to.

[Luv2Write]

Tell him he's a nice guy but not your type. Than I'd recomond him to another girl.

You love this boy oh so much and the whole school knows, including him. But no one teases you but gently from your friends. He knows but just kind of nudges it polietly off. You want to ask him out but don't have the guts.

[Iridescence]

I would walk right up to him and blatantly ask him. Probably in a quiet, secluded area. If he already knows, what would I have to lose?

You wake up one morning and realize that you are completely alone in the entire world. Except for animals and plants and stuff, you are the only human being on the planet. What do you do?

[Jaz]

I wonder around for a bit to make sure. Then I would slit my wrists.

You wake up one morning to find that you are your worst enemy. You know it will only be for a day. What do you do?

[ScottyMcGee]

Easy. Live with it. Why? It already happened to me.


You go traveling and get caught by the authorities in a rather harsh government. They treat you like shit and force you to do years of labor. What do you do?

[Melo]

Start a revolution.

You have the perfect family. Nice siblings, caring and loving parents, and the family is pretty well off. Then all of a sudden someone you've never met comes up to you one day while you're at school and says he's your father? Your reaction?

[imagination_123]

I don't believe him as I have birth records and tell him to get lost.

You are in a forest all alone and the only things you have on you are a torch and £1/$2, the nearest phone is about 2 hours walk away and it is dark, you either have the option to walk or take a ride with a oddly, sickining couple in a truck that you don't know you can trust, what do you do?

[Melo]

WALK!!!!!! NEVER, EVER, EVER GET IN A CAR WITH STRANGERS, NO MATTER HOW LOST YOU ARE!!!! (and some advise, if you don't think they're trustworthy, don't tell them you're lost either).

You find out your best friend has been stealing from you, your response?

[miss_smiley]

Cut him/her out of my circle. It doesn't matter how close we were - they abused my trust, and once that's done, they must to prove themselves all over again to me - and there's no guarantee that I'd forgive them after all of that. I don't forgive easily.

There's a competition between you and your worst enemy (yeah, that's not clichée at all), and you know that they're going to win. You obviously don't want them to, for whatever reason, but everyone else is pretty much against you, and thinks that your worst enemy is a complete angel. What do you do?

[Melo]

Don't compete, nobody wins then.

You're in the middle of a test and suddenly someone slides you the answers on a sheet of paper, do you trick? You really want to pass the test (and you studied hard) and you've never really spoken to this person before.

[miss_smiley]

No WAY! I studied for AGES, and taking the answers is just like saying it was a waste of time.
Besides, I usually pass anyways. xP <-- Complete nerd.

You're offered a job where you hardly have to do anything, you get paid in astronomical amounts and you'll get all the credit of the people beneath you who work extremely hard. BUT! You have to give up everything for it - your family, your friends, your beliefs and your body. You'd basically be left as a vegetable.
Do you take it?

[Melo]

Of course not, not when I could have ALL of that if I'm a doctor or engineer.

Someone you hate is coming to live with you?

[Bowie20049]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrrGNEDZQFA <---this

You discover a new species of giant broccoli.

[jordanisonfire]

Yay! Rena is the best Higurashi character. :3

And I would destroy that broccoli, cos I'm still a child inside who hates broccoli. XD

Edit: Sorry, didn't post a scenario. Ah, hmm... would you allow your family to be executed for £1 billion or $1 billion? You may think its terrible, but I know I would!

[miss_smiley]

Uh. No. Sorry.

You're given the option to be a member of the opposite sex for a day. What's the first thing you do?

[ScottyMcGee]

Touch my boobies.


What would you do when you wake up and realize you've lost the one thing you always feared losing and was certain you'd never lose?

[miss_smiley]

Well, that's pretty much an everyday experience for me now. Look in the fridge. Or clean my room. But usually, I'm too slack to clean my room. So I look in the fridge.
(And typical male. Geez. I don't understand the masculine obsession with breasts...)

You discover a rare branch of myoprocta (they're desert rodents) in your backyard. They're endangered, so you can't kill them or anything. But it gets worse. They've completely wrecked your car. And it wasn't insured.
What are you going to do?

[Melo]

Hand them over to whatever inforcers and cut my losses, there's really nothing else I could do.

You're stuck in the middle of the ocean with no form of communitcation, food, water, and no vehicle (say you're floating on some drift wood).

[miss_smiley]

xP Take the golden opportunity to gaze at stars.
And then die slowly and painfully. xD

You've just been told that you're being taken away from your family. There is a high chance that you will never see them again. What do you do?

[Melo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrrGNEDZQFA <---this

You discover a new species of giant broccoli.

Your solution is quite disturbing. Should I be concerned?

[Zombified]

You've just been told that you're being taken away from your family. There is a high chance that you will never see them again. What do you do?

Fight! They ain't takin' me alive!

You have a chance of winning 1,000,000 dollars. In order to win this money, you must complete this task. In front of you are 10 pistols. One of them is loaded. You are asked to put one pistol at random to your forehead and pull the trigger. Should you survive, the money is yours. What do you do?

[Jack]

Put on a big iron helmet and put one pistol at random to my head and pull the trigger. When I survive, I pick up the money and go.

Your house has been destroyed in a freak hurricane. You have the choice of braving it out on the streets or breaking in to the old ladies next door, kicking her out in to the cold and squatting for as long as the authorities will allow. There's a chance the old ladies will die in the cold, but there's a smaller chance you'll die in the cold. What do you do?

[ScottyMcGee]

First of all, I wouldn't even be home. I don't really want a home nor am attached to wanting a home. So I'd just prefer the life of a hermit.

What would you do if a zombie apocalypse came? Your family is all killed and you can't go home becuase it was overrun by zombies. All you have is a car and a full tank of gas. The President declares a state of emergency and panic and chaos reigns, so it's pretty much every man for himself. Where do you go and what do you do?

[jordanisonfire]

First, I'd head down to my local town, get into the police station and grab me some guns. Then, I'd check to see if any of my mates were alive. If they are, I'd take them with me down to London where we'd blow out some zombie brains. Seriously, it'd be awesome, for me.

Your friend offers you LSD at a party. Do you take it? Also, although it'd be pretty obvious, everyone else is doing it.

[Mercy]

I won't take it, but I'll daydream about taking it and what would happen. Then I'd do the same with an imaginary character or two.

A gargantuan space ship has landed near your hometown, and has picked a select few to travel to different worlds - most of them worlds you have always wanted to travel to, like a favorite cartoon/movie/book. But you aren't selected. What do you do?

[ScottyMcGee]

I'd be a stowaway on the ship, take over the aliens and become captain. I'd call the ship "The Silver Phantom." Then I'd find a few friends who want to tag along and come with me. We'll go about saving the world AND the galaxy.

You are scuba diving in the Caribbean and your tank gets caught in a reef. There seems to be no option but to break free and run for the surface, which is pretty high up and you're not sure if you could make it. A great white shark circles you. What do you do? All you have is a hunting knife.

(Kinda random and stupid but I'm pressed for time and must leave right now)

[Zombified]

Geez. Well, survival instinct is a mother fucker. I'd swim and hopefully the beast wouldn't come for me.

You are in your room late at night. Everyone is asleep and all the lights are out. You think you see a shape in the corner, eerily remaining still. You think its just your imagination, until it moves. What do you do?

[Bowie20049]

Close my eyes and hope it goes away...

You are offered a lifetime supply of chocolate or one million dollars a year. If you take the chocolate, you are free to sell or eat them. If you take the money, you cannot buy any chocolate, ever.

Which do you take?

[ScottyMcGee]

Feh. I can very well easily live without chocolate. I can use the money for hundreds of other useful things. So I'll take the money.

Straight and simple:
You're locked in a bare white room with only a table and a few chairs. Other people are locked with you, only they have personalities you dislike, if not strongly dislike. You are to be locked in there for an entire year, with food and other requirements brought to you periodically. What do you do? How do you deal with it?

[Zombified]

What is it with you and these morbid situations?

I'd live in the room. What do you want me to say? I'd kill everyone in there? I wouldn't. Like I said in an another post in here, survival instinct is a mother fucker!

A dog approaches you just as you are about to leave your home. He looks hungry and tired and also scared. The dog has a collar and a name tag and he is also well behaved. Clearly, he belongs to someone. What do you do? What if the dog was not a pet and just a stray?

[miss_smiley]

Well, we've done it before - We always take them in. We've got three dogs at the moment. xP It changes on Monday when the newest dog's owner actually comes for him (so sad! He was sooo cute!).

You've been press-ganged into doing someone's assignment for them. But you have the option of what you write about. The problem is...they're kinda tough, and ready to rumble if you make them look like a fool. Whatcha gonna do?

[Zombified]

Screw 'em. Unless they are a friend or am I being payed, I ain't gonna do the work for 'em. They want to fight? Bring it on.

You and a stranger are down in a mineshaft when the roof collapses. Seconds before the phone lines went cut, you learned that there is enough air to last one person 30 hours in the mine. The rescue team won't be able to find you until the 29th hour and if the two of you stay breathing, the air will surely run out. Suppose you have a pistol with you. What do you do?

[Jack]

Last as long as we can. I 'aint killing anyone.

You have the opportunity to become the head of a major corporation that you have been working with for almost twenty years. This job is what you have striving towards all your life but in order to get it you must wreck some other peoples career first. You are pretty sure these people will get over it, but they will loose there chance to gain this job as well in there life times. Do you wreck these peoples career, and take the job you have always wanted?

[miss_smiley]

Hell no! Who am I to take away their dreams? And if they take mine, then they're in the wrong, aren't they? So, I won't get the job - but I'll be in the right, and able to sleep at night.

You discover a wallet in your bag that's stock full of cash. You check the label - no, it's definitely not yours.
There has to be something like $3000 in cash in there. But would you spend it?

[Iridescence]

No. I'd check the ID card in the wallet, driver's license, whatever form of identification there is. Then I'd advertise the wallet on the internet. Once someone answers, I'd have them meet me in a police station (just in case they happen to be a psychotic old man) and, making sure they are the rightful owner, give it to them. And make them give me a hundred bucks for not spending their money. :P

You're getting your mail from the mail box when you find an odd glowing package with your name on it. You glance around--there's no one there to see. On the back of the package, it says:
THIS PACKAGE CONTAINS THE KEY TO THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. IF YOU WISH TO WIELD IT, YOU MUST CUT ALL TIES WITH THE PHYSICAL WORLD AND BECOME A SPIRITUAL ENTITY. All your memories--and the memories of the people/animals who knew you--would be erased. What do you do?

(roundabout sort of thing, isn't it? :D)

[Jack]

Interesting... I would contact the please and have them look at it. It could be a letter bomb. If it isn't I would give it to some tramp who's life is going no where. To be honest, I don't want to know the secrets of the universe and I don't want to give up the life I have...I'm appreciative like that :p


You and a group of people that you don't know have gone on a trip to some cliff somewhere. There is you, your tour guide and a woman and her kid. Something happens and all of you trip over the edge. The tour guide holds onto the cliff, you hold on to your tour guide, the woman holds onto your hand and her child holds onto your leg. The tour guide at the top is slipping and he can't hold on much longer. If he lets go...you all die. If you get rid of some of the wait, all the rest of the people will survive. What do you do?

[Inkling]

I would swing the kid upwards with my leg and hope that he grabs hold. I would Then hope that we all can climb up somehow. I would rather us all die than ask the mother or child or both to sacrifice themselves.

You are planning to hike up mount Everest and get pledges for how far you go. The money will save your best friend, who is currently in hospital with a serious condition. They can't cure it unless you give them cash. Suddenly, your guide comes down with a cold and csn't come. Without him, the trek will be a dangerous undertaking and it is likely that one or more of the hikers will not survive. But this hke is the only thing that can save your friend now, and the amount of money to pay for their treatment cannot be raised in a bake sale or lemonade stand. To make it simple, does your friend die or do you risk your life to help them?