Select your birthdate & complete the sentence

[chukjones]

RULES--> Please select month,date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:
January------- I shot
February------ I ate
March--------- I killed
April--------- I ran away with
May----------- I fell in love with
June---------- I murdered
July---------- I gave my shoes to
August-------- I sang a duet with
September----- I had a crush on
October------- I danced with
November------ I kissed
December------ I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------a homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a Mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8-------------an ipod
9-------------my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------------my dog
12------------my cat
13------------the computer
14------------my science teacher
15------------my neighbour
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18------------my best friends girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permanent marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my psychiatrist
26------------an old lady
27------------a hockey stick
28------------a football player
29------------a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because I was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I am half dead.
Red-----------Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because I cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I am shy
Gray----------Because that's the way I am
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry

Here is mine
I sang a duet with a fat lady Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

[williamparkar]

I had a crush on my cell phone Because that's the way I am

[Jack]

I ran away with a cannibal because I can't control myself. :P

[Zombified]

Really?

We need these silly chain message things that everyone posts on MySpace and in emails on the forum?

Just when I thought I got away from them all...

[Rose]

I killed a giraffe because I was drunk.

:unsure:

Freakishly accurate. How did they know?

[ICeAngel302]

I ran away with myself, because I hate myself.

Yeah that makes some sense :P

[Clarissa]

I killed the paperclip because I can't control myself...

Well the last part's true anyhow ;)

[peepingthesmurf]

I ran away with a cannibal because I am shy.
o.O

[Demetri]

I shot a monkey because I was high.

[v.w.123]

I danced with a permanent marker because I was high. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats funny!!

[ScottyMcGee]

I killed my cat because that's the way I am.


Oddly enough like me. . cept the cat part. . . :mellow:

[MackenzieLN]

RULES--> Please select month,date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:
January------- I shot
February------ I ate
March--------- I killed
April--------- I ran away with
May----------- I fell in love with
June---------- I murdered
July---------- I gave my shoes to
August-------- I sang a duet with
September----- I had a crush on
October------- I danced with
November------ I kissed
December------ I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------a homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a Mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8-------------an ipod
9-------------my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------------my dog
12------------my cat
13------------the computer
14------------my science teacher
15------------my neighbour
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18------------my best friends girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permanent marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my psychiatrist
26------------an old lady
27------------a hockey stick
28------------a football player
29------------a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because I was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I am half dead.
Red-----------Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because I cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I am shy
Gray----------Because that's the way I am
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry

Here is mine
I sang a duet with a fat lady Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars


I fell in love with my best friends boyfriend because I cant control myself.

Lol

Here's my friends:
I hit a cannibal Because that's the way I am

[avettica]

I shot a stuffed animal because I hate myself.

[Alice Glitterhorn]

I hit my cat because I can't control myself.

Nuuu, Tuffy! >.<

[Bowie20049]

I fell in love with a fat lady Because that's the way I am

[Apocalypse]

I fell in love with a gangster... because I can't control myself...

[thecollector]

I had a crush on a permanant marker because I was high.

[J.L.A.Montoya]

I ate a homeless guy because I was in a mental hospital.

I must've broken out, or something.

[lostbookworm]

I kissed a monkey 'cause I was high. Hey, this could be a great song! Call back for updates on it.

[jdsncb23]

I had a crush on a cannibal because I can't control myself.

[moon&starz]

I ate a fat lady because I was drunk.
poor lady:(

[purplebottle]

I danced with a monkey 'cause I was drunk?

[Im-All-For-Believing]

I ran away with a permanent marker 'cause I was high.

I..... see. :P

[Silver_Poet]

I killed a mad monkey because I hate myself.

I seem to need an outlet for this self-loathing... Pity ye who cross me!

[purplebottle]

This is inaccurate, I don't get drunk, I get high.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

This is inaccurate, I don't get drunk, I get high.

Then you should've worn a white t-shirt. Duh.

[Eilidh]

I hit a permanent marker because I can't control myself.

[Life_In_Technicolor]

I shot my cell phone 'cause i was hungry.

[SapphireSeaBird]

I murdered a stuffed animal because I was high

xD this made me laugh

[Jaywing]

"I kissed my friend's girlfriend because I am shy."

Seriously?
Why do I always get those ones. >_<

[Valencian]

I murdered my best friend's boyfriend because I am half-dead

[ManyIdeas]

I ran away with a police man because I was drunk/high
:P
Black and white shirt!!!

[shaden93]

I danced with a cannibal. because i was high!!! :)

[Agent P.]

I fell in love with a gorilla becasue THAT's THE WAY I AM!

[Hemlock]

I shot my science teacher because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

[Weirdside]

"I fell in love with a permanent marker because I was in a mental hospital."

Yep, that about sums up my life.

[Faust]

I murdered a fat lady because i was half dead. Now that is werid.

[miss_smiley]

I gave my shoes to a gorilla, because I can't control myself. :(

...I miss my shoes...

[Clawfire]

I fell in love with a mad cow because that's the way I am. (because I was in mental hospital suits me more though. I'm lucky we have a mental hospital right near our school!!!:rolleyes:)

[L.O.V.E.D.]

i ran away with my science teacher because i was in a mental hospital! lol

[sayuri]

I killed a paperclip because I am half-dead.

[dragonheart]

I had a crush on my neighbor because I can't control my self? What neighbor? The houses next to me are empty.

[dragonheart]

I shot my science teacher because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Your evil.

[dragonheart]

I had a crush on my neighbor because I was in a mental hospital. O_o If I was in a mental hospital how could I see him?

[crayons932]

I gave my shoes to a hockey stick because that's the way I am
(lucky hockey stick, those were new!!!)

[Write]

I kissed an old lady becasue as drunk

[lalodragon]

I ate my science teacher because I can't control myself.
:P Seeing as how I am my own science teacher.... I guess I really have no control.

[Alexz]

I murdered a giraffe because I was high.
That actually sounds a little bit too much like me O.O

[Zyanya]

I kissed an ipod because I am shy.

[bookworm]

I hit a gangster because I can't control myself. Nice...