Llamas: Evil or Amazing!

[Nyx]

Well you all know my opinion on this, let's hear yours:P

[Rafael Domination]

Oh no you didn't! :D

Nyx...this was a low blow...the admins should either lock this thread or turn the llama into YWO's mascot...

Being serious...I think Llamas are fun creatures, but I'd still stay at least 10 meters from them...

But, for the sake of spiting Nyx...I think they're evil spawn that could make zombies look like bloody girl scouts...

:D

[Nyx]

Oh no you didn't! :D

Nyx...this was a low blow...the admins should either lock this thread or turn the llama into YWO's mascot...

Being serious...I think Llamas are fun creatures, but I'd still stay at least 10 meters from them...

But, for the sake of spiting Nyx...I think they're evil spawn that could make zombies look like bloody girl scouts...

:D

Let's go with the mascot idea:D

So more seriously, what if their spit turns out to be actually useful?

[Rafael Domination]

Maybe once you get past the black-eye it causes...yes. They can spit that hard...

[Nyx]

Maybe once you get past the black-eye it causes...yes. They can spit that hard...

Yes but what if we start collecting llama spit? Then if there's ever a draught, we'll have plenty to drink :P

[Rafael Domination]

True...but you'll have to filter out the hundred+ days of complete disregard for oral hygeine out from the spit...that includes all the dirt collected from the llama licking the ground and the anus of other llamas...

[Nyx]

There's no need for that, llama spit is holy.

[Rafael Domination]

Says the fact that it looks, feels, and tastes like feces? :rolleyes: :D

[Nyx]

It tastes like holy water to the BELIEVERS!

[Rafael Domination]

Yes, but the fact is that holy water doesn't taste good either...too many people dipping in their hands into it leaves behind a very bitter aroma...

[Nyx]

Yes, but the fact is that holy water doesn't taste good either...too many people dipping in their hands into it leaves behind a very bitter aroma...

But it is still holy!

[Shaun]

Honestly I think they are a little of both. Part evil and part good.

[Eve]

:llama: Llamas are evil. Just look at it!

http://www.sacredshrooms.org/forums/files/031226-40/26628-llama1.jpg

[Shaun]

That's just creepy. But sometimes llamas are really cool too! They can be great pets if you care for them properly.

[Nyx]

That's just creepy. But sometimes llamas are really cool too! They can be great pets if you care for them properly.

Finally! Someone in their right mind! Thanks, Shaun!

[Rafael Domination]

Are you accusing everyone else of not being in their right minds? :ninja:

DOn't make me call down the power of the Jaguar to devour your llamas...cuz' thats what happens in real life...and the same thing will happen if you pit Super Jaguars versus Super Llamas...:D

[Nyx]

Are you accusing everyone else of not being in their right minds? :ninja:

DOn't make me call down the power of the Jaguar to devour your llamas...cuz' thats what happens in real life...and the same thing will happen if you pit Super Jaguars versus Super Llamas...:D

Actually yes, I am saying that.:P

And also no llamas would win , because their holy spit would melt them.

[Rafael Domination]

Not a match for the even more Holy Roar of the Jaguar...:rolleyes:

[Eve]

Never! The evil llamas will win! because their gas is very smelly.

[Rafael Domination]

The Jaguar thrives on GAS! It will only make then stronger! :D

[Nyx]

Not a match for the even more Holy Roar of the Jaguar...:rolleyes:

roar is nothing next to spit:rolleyes:

[Eve]

Gas is nothing to all of it.

[Rafael Domination]

Are you joking? The Roar would send the Spit back into the Llama throats and choke them! :tongue:

[Eve]

Ew! But the gas would suffocate them.

[Rafael Domination]

I told you...Jaguars love Gas...how else do they build up enough power to launch the Holy Roar? :rolleyes:

[Eve]

How do they build up their Holy Roar?

[Shaun]

Actually the Jaguar would lose because the habitat where llamas reside is too cold for Jaguars...

[Eve]

Is it because Llamas' gas is so smelly that the Jaguar can produce better roars? But won't the gas freeze if it's cold, like Shaun said?

[Eve]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUeOKH6DqfQ

Enjoy! :D

[Nyx]

Are you joking? The Roar would send the Spit back into the Llama throats and choke them! :tongue:

nope, the holy spit can not choke it's master, and is immune to evil powers:P

[Shaun]

Haha, cute video :P

[Rafael Domination]

Whatever...I dwell in real life where Big Cats abound more than Llamas... :D

Cute Vid, though

[Shaun]

One problem Raf...a lot of big cats are endangered whereas llamas and their cousins alpacas are being raised in vast numbers. So your big cats are a bit outnumbered I think...

[Rafael Domination]

Number don't matter...

the fangs do...:D

[Shaun]

Ten million llamas and fifty million alpacas all spitting on some fifty thousand big cats...who do you think is going to win? The llamas and alpacas because after about 3 seconds the cats will be drowning...

[Nyx]

Ten million llamas and fifty million alpacas all spitting on some fifty thousand big cats...who do you think is going to win? The llamas and alpacas because after about 3 seconds the cats will be drowning...

I like the way you think, Shaun.

[Rafael Domination]

Llamas aren't that smart. Some big cats are clever group hunters who know how to retreat and pick out the weak. They'll merely move away from the impending flood and charge when the llama's mouths are dry.

Besides...tigers can swim
Ligers are deadlier
No matter how large thr group, Llamas will always squeal and retreat...sever seen a large Wildebeast Herd move away from a scraggly group of Lions? Sure, some males charge, but the Lions cleverly retreat or put some back-up plan in motion...:D

It's three against one...yet...I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! :D

[Nyx]

Llamas aren't that smart. Some big cats are clever group hunters who know how to retreat and pick out the weak. They'll merely move away from the impending flood and charge when the llama's mouths are dry.

Besides...tigers can swim
Ligers are deadlier
No matter how large thr group, Llamas will always squeal and retreat...sever seen a large Wildebeast Herd move away from a scraggly group of Lions? Sure, some males charge, but the Lions cleverly retreat or put some back-up plan in motion...:D

It's three against one...yet...I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! :D

1st: Llamas are brilliant.
2nd: They never run out of holy spit.

[Rafael Domination]

NYYYYYYYYYYX! :D

You will pay! :D

Be prepared to die in VERSUS! :D

[Nyx]

NYYYYYYYYYYX! :D

You will pay! :D

Be prepared to die in VERSUS! :D

But we're allies:glare:

[Rafael Domination]

Oh yeah...In that case...

I'll just go bawl in a dark basement somehwere...

[Nyx]

Oh yeah...In that case...

I'll just go bawl in a dark basement somehwere...

Since we are friends...I'll tell the holy llamas to back off ....................until you get out of the basement:P

[Shaun]

Llamas aren't that smart. Some big cats are clever group hunters who know how to retreat and pick out the weak. They'll merely move away from the impending flood and charge when the llama's mouths are dry.

Besides...tigers can swim
Ligers are deadlier
No matter how large thr group, Llamas will always squeal and retreat...sever seen a large Wildebeast Herd move away from a scraggly group of Lions? Sure, some males charge, but the Lions cleverly retreat or put some back-up plan in motion...:D

It's three against one...yet...I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! :D

Female lions are the only ones that hunt, so the llamas, being intelligent, diabolic creatures, would distract all the females, and then move in on the males and the cubs and kill them all off, leaving the females without anyone to mate with and no offspring. Lions become extinct...
That and lionesses aren't actually very efficient. Half the time they screw up and don't bring anything back. That's why lion prides aren't very large. There just isn't enough meat to sustain a large pride.

[Eve]

Female lions are the only ones that hunt, so the llamas, being intelligent, diabolic creatures, would distract all the females, and then move in on the males and the cubs and kill them all off, leaving the females without anyone to mate with and no offspring. Lions become extinct...
That and lionesses aren't actually very efficient. Half the time they screw up and don't bring anything back. That's why lion prides aren't very large. There just isn't enough meat to sustain a large pride.

That's evil! That means the llamas aren't holy. They're evil. :devil: They have no holy spit but smelly gas.

[Shaun]

No, that's smart and necessary for their survival.

[Nyx]

That's evil! That means the llamas aren't holy. They're evil. :devil: They have no holy spit but smelly gas.

They aren't evil, they're saving the world from the cats' evil plans!

[Rafael Domination]

How word-twisting! :D

Llama's are evil because they smelly. End of story.

[Carraka]

I missed this thread totally. o.O

Oh well.

:llama::llama:duck!

Llamas are beautiful, and (like cheese) they are a symbol of randomosity.

[Nyx]

How word-twisting! :D

Llama's are evil because they smelly. End of story.

That's very stereotypical. Pet llamas are very clean and smell great:P

[Rafael Domination]

Obviously you've never been near one. I think you'll change your mind once they nail you in the face with a nice gob of black goop! :D

[Nyx]

Obviously you've never been near one. I think you'll change your mind once they nail you in the face with a nice gob of black goop! :D

A pet holy llama would never do that:glare:

[Rafael Domination]

Says you! :D

Tell you what...I think I'll go to South America one day and eat llama meat just to spite you...

[Nyx]

I am not even going to dignify that with a response... I am just going to cry and drown in my own tears :(

[Shaun]

Yeah, that's kinda messed up. I mean, eating evil monkeys is one thing...but eating llamas? That's just messed up.

[Eve]

Hmm... but when eating the Holy Llamas, won't the spit melt you?

[Nyx]

Hmm... but when eating the Holy Llamas, won't the spit melt you?

He would never eat a Holy Llama! Noow let's stop discussing this disturbing idea!:rolleyes:

[Eve]

I should try...... sounds tasty. :rolleyes:

[Rafael Domination]

I'm BAAAAAAAACK! :D

And tell you what...Holy Llama's taste rather sweet...like caramel...and they're really chewey too...they're like bean burritos, though...they give you a lot of gas...

[Nyx]

I'm BAAAAAAAACK! :D

And tell you what...Holy Llama's taste rather sweet...like caramel...and they're really chewey too...they're like bean burritos, though...they give you a lot of gas...

-dies-

[Rafael Domination]

No! Nyx! Come back! I need you for VERSUS! :D :eek:

[Nyx]

No! Nyx! Come back! I need you for VERSUS! :D :eek:

My dead soul: "It's too late Raffy, you killed me and now...now you are eating more llamas?!!"

[Rafael Domination]

I can't help it...the one I kissed spat at me half-way through the whole procedure so I got angry and butchered it...

THATS ONE FOR THE JAGUARS! :D

[Nyx]

I can't help it...the one I kissed spat at me half-way through the whole procedure so I got angry and butchered it...

THATS ONE FOR THE JAGUARS! :D

my pessimistic spirit: "One day, the soul of the llama you ate will come back as a girl who you fall in love with. The just when you think you have met the love of you life, it will turn back into a llama and EAT YOU!"

[Rafael Domination]

Are you kidding? :D

I'll have to poop her out first, and that means she'll smell...and I don't like smelly girls so it won't work...

[Shaun]

P.S.: Raf, eating llamas actually results in your entire family line becoming sterile. So, if you're eating them then you're not planning on anyone in your bloodline to have children.

[Nyx]

Are you kidding? :D

I'll have to poop her out first, and that means she'll smell...and I don't like smelly girls so it won't work...

For God's Sake! That's just disgusting:glare:

[Shaun]

Yeah Raf...that's kinda gross man. Take it back a couple steps :P

[Rafael Domination]

Says the people who deem llama's capable of holy spit? :rolleyes:

And what do you mean I become sterile! :D If llama's are so powerful, they're going to have the opposite effects...

(sheesh...get your chemistry right...:tongue:)

[Nyx]

Says the people who deem llama's capable of holy spit? :rolleyes:

And what do you mean I become sterile! :D If llama's are so powerful, they're going to have the opposite effects...

(sheesh...get your chemistry right...:tongue:)


holy spit is not gross! what you said on the other hand...:glare::glare:

[Eve]

Uploading another video........ :P

[Shaun]

Raf...it works because they're holy, so their power to sterilize evil doers who eat them is a divine power by God. God blessed the llamas.

[Eve]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWUIDELDfQk

[Shaun]

Eve, you gotta make the text white or something so we can see it better :P

[Rafael Domination]

No matter. I'll just ask the Jaguars to purge my system of Llama...

[Eve]

Hsss....... the next time, EVIL LLAMAS will win!

[Nyx]

No matter. I'll just ask the Jaguars to purge my system of Llama...

Just the fact that you believe Jaguars can defeat holy llamas proves your ignorance to reality:rolleyes:

[Rafael Domination]

ey! :rolleyes:

Who do you think defeated the llama so I can eat it? That proves that jaguars are more powerful by far...

[Shaun]

Yeah, but now the jaguar and you all are sterile and have turned your entire family lines sterile...so really all you've managed to do by eating one llama is allow the llamas to win because your bloodline and the jaguar's bloodline are gone...

[Rafael Domination]

Nu-uh! :D

I'm cuddling his kittens right now...and his wife's coming up with the next batch in eight weeks...

[Shaun]

Nope, you must have drank some of the llama spit and now you're hallucinating. It's okay Raf. We have the antidote, but you have to switch sides...otherwise you'll be in lala crazy land forever.

[Rafael Domination]

I ate the meat...not spit drunk. I've mentioned how much I hate llama spit before, haven't I? I took the highest precaution and severed the head off the llama beforchewing on its thighbone...:D

[Eve]

What if the llama licked itself before you killed it?

[Rafael Domination]

irrelevant. I skinned it before eating...

[Shaun]

Llamas are made of holy spit. So, you couldn't have avoided it. Plus, llamas shed, so any licking it may have done would have soaked into its skin...

[Rafael Domination]

Ah...but contact with the much more powerful Jaguars have cleansed the llamas...which are made of Holy Kleenex, which absorbs spit...

Is this even a real debate :rolleyes: :D?

[Eve]

haha, it is! But there are a certain kind of spit that remains undetected by Kleenex or whatever kind of detergent. And that kills.

[Rafael Domination]

Not from Jaguar Kleenex tissues...:rolleyes:

[Eve]

Yeah, but there's this Sunny Llama Anti Kleenex liquid under the skin to get rid of any possible Kleenex traces before touching the meat.

[Shaun]

Plus, Llamas are made of their spit Raf. Their blood is their spit. So...you're kinda screwed.

[Rafael Domination]

Does the fact that I drain the blood away from the flesh, and purge the meat with the much more powerful Jaguars powers mean anything? :D

(This debate is going rather well :rolleyes:)

[Nyx]

Does the fact that I drain the blood away from the flesh, and purge the meat with the much more powerful Jaguars powers mean anything? :D

(This debate is going rather well :rolleyes:)

Jaguars don't have special or holy powers, therefore your whole argument is wrong. So there you go:P

[Rafael Domination]

Explain to me how the Jaguar was able to defeat the llama easily, purge it of spit, and give birith to a litter of cubs right after that, and become pregnant with a second set when llama spit is supposed to make it infertile? :D

[Nyx]

Explain to me how the Jaguar was able to defeat the llama easily, purge it of spit, and give birith to a litter of cubs right after that, and become pregnant with a second set when llama spit is supposed to make it infertile? :D

That can be explained quite easily: The Jaguar did not defeat the llama, it's just your extreme imagination taking toll:P

[Rafael Domination]

Not so...:D If my imagination was taking an extreme toll...would I be able to do this?

*burp*

[Nyx]

Not so...:D If my imagination was taking an extreme toll...would I be able to do this?

*burp*

Well, I'm not saying how strong your imaginations is...:rolleyes:

[Rafael Domination]

Really? Then I take it you and Shaun are part of my imagination, then? :D

[Shaun]

Raf, we've been through this. You're having a truly realistic hallucination from being exposed to potent llama spit...none of what you keep saying has happened. The Jaguar killed it, you ate, and now you're living in a delusion.

[Nyx]

Raf, we've been through this. You're having a truly realistic hallucination from being exposed to potent llama spit...none of what you keep saying has happened. The Jaguar killed it, you ate, and now you're living in a delusion.

Ok, that works with me:P

[Rafael Domination]

Shaun! :D

That's powerplaying.

[Nyx]

Shaun! :D

That's powerplaying.

No, it's beating your logic in a debate that is barely a debate anymore:P

[Rafael Domination]

In that case...

I'll eat the rest of the llama then and prove to you I'm not sterile...(kidding:D)

[Nyx]

In that case...

I'll eat the rest of the llama then and prove to you I'm not sterile...(kidding:D)

Do not make me eat a damn Jaguar, Raffy!:glare:

[Rafael Domination]

You don't eat the Jaguar. The Jaguar eats you! :tongue:

[Nyx]

You don't eat the Jaguar. The Jaguar eats you! :tongue:

It can't, it's already dead.:P

[Rafael Domination]

Ah...now You're the one dreaming...:D

[Nyx]

Ah...now You're the one dreaming...:D

I didn't say I killed it, or that the llama did. I just bought a dead Jaguar and I am enjoying a tasty meal. Actuallly, other than some bitter parts it's rather tasty. Yummmmm

[Rafael Domination]

Oh...that makes more sense...

Whatever you do, don't chew on the tail. That's the most bitter-tasting part...

(I hope you don't try ninjas next...that's just gross :D)

[Nyx]

Oh...that makes more sense...

Whatever you do, don't chew on the tail. That's the most bitter-tasting part...

(I hope you don't try ninjas next...that's just gross :D)

Are you calling me a cannobal?

[Rafael Domination]

Maybe I AM calling you a cannObal! :D

[Nyx]

Maybe I AM calling you a cannObal! :D

:glare:Do not poke fun at my spelling mistakes

[Shaun]

cannibal :P.

Nothing wrong with eating ninjas. They're crunchy and like candy. Pirates are really nasty though. They don't even melt in your mouth...they just fester and give you warts and other undesirable maladies.

[Nyx]

cannibal :P.

Nothing wrong with eating ninjas. They're crunchy and like candy. Pirates are really nasty though. They don't even melt in your mouth...they just fester and give you warts and other undesirable maladies.

Argh, I know how to spell cannibal, I just made a mistake:rolleyes:

There's a lot wrong with eating ninjas: for one thing, they probably don't taste anything like candy!

[Rafael Domination]

They taste like SUSHI! :D

I should know...I'm a Filipino...I can eat anything...

[Nyx]

They taste like SUSHI! :D

I should know...I'm a Filipino...I can eat anything...

:D

WHAT?! They taste like Sushi? -grabs a ninja and starts eating-

[Shaun]

Sushi is okay :P. I stopped eating when I got sick once though...oh and when I accidentally grabbed the who flower of wasabi and ate it thinking it was part of the sushi (it was dark)...that sucked...

[Nyx]

Sushi is okay :P. I stopped eating when I got sick once though...oh and when I accidentally grabbed the who flower of wasabi and ate it thinking it was part of the sushi (it was dark)...that sucked...

OUch. That must've been awful.

[Rafael Domination]

Wasabi?

trust me...I have my own mightmares about that stuff.

Imagine taking a mouthful og the stuff, thinking it was avocado (which I love)...I seriously almost passed out...

Edit: Dangit! Slow post! :D

[Shaun]

Yes, it was terrible and I'm still scarred from it :P.

[Nyx]

Yes, it was terrible and I'm still scarred from it :P.

Still though, you shouldn't give up on sushi!:cool:

[Eve]

Still though, you shouldn't give up on sushi!:cool:

I could if it's full of llama spit :P

[Nyx]

I could if it's full of llama spit :P

well yes...you don't want to become sterile like Raffy:P

[Eve]

I have to take Raffy's side for that. :P

[Rafael Domination]

Thanks! :D

[Eve]

Against Holy Llama Campaign

[random_writer]

Okay, then...

Personally, I don't know much about llamas. Just alpacas. They're awesome until they start spitting on you, or you try to take them somewhere, in which case they are quite like donkeys in their unwillingness to move...and they spit on you more.

[Phantom]

Llamas are nice to me... I like them.
*EDIT* You like my avatar... Hehehe... I do too! Scotty that picture scares me!

[ScottyMcGee]

Llamas are Amazingly Evil.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/llama-obey.jpg

[Carraka]

-points at avatar-

The en --- ooooooh ...

-stares at Phantom's avatar-

[jordanisonfire]

Didn't this thread, like, die ages back?

[Nyx]

It's a debate, it's in the debate room.

[jordanisonfire]

We've had a a debate over whether Tea or Coffee is better. We have loads of pointless debates!

[Fiction]

Llamas have a definite power that seem to make pirates, ninjas or even Jedi's look like sniveling schoolgirls. Honestly. Did you know they have heat vision and they can make their pupils redden to freak out lowly... alpacas?
Now alpacas, they're quite different although they look the same. Alpacas are just pansies on the inside.

[Inkling]

Amazing, hands down.