Fight Chain

[Bowie20049]

Title is lame, I'm sorry.

The purpose of the game is to beat the above user's word, and so on.

Example:

User 1
McDonalds

User 2
Vegans

User 3
Beef

User 4
Maggots

etc
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I'll start:

Ice Cream

[Fiction]

Unsteady ice-cream cone

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Paper cloth

[Bowie20049]

Fire

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Water

[Bowie20049]

Microwaves (The waves, not the machine)

[extraordinarilyNutty]

Giant fishie! ^0^

By the way, I don't understand this thread at all, but felt I should contribute --.--

[Bowie20049]

Stop!

How can a fish beat a microwave?

[extraordinarilyNutty]

How can a giant fishie not beat a microwave? Micro? Giant? I win! xD

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Bigger fish which eats giant fish

[Bowie20049]

*head explodes

Giant fishing rod

[extraordinarilyNutty]

]:< darn...

Giant shark! Heck yeazzz! >: D

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Bowie, don't explode!

Did the giant shark eat the fishing rod?

Uhm... Fisherman with a shotgun.

[extraordinarilyNutty]

Pirateship to run over fisherman and shotgun *smugface*

[Bowie20049]

US Navy

[extraordinarilyNutty]

>P Fine then...I throw Mars at you! >o<

[Bowie20049]

I don't believe that Mars would hurl into the Earth >.> Try to think of something that can be beat

[extraordinarilyNutty]

You're just hatin' on my planet...Ok then...My cat! Muahahahaha! Oh, and you could beat Mars...with the sun? And then the sun with a cup of water, and water with powdered hot chocolate, and ....Anyway, it could be beat.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

My dog. He'd beat your cat's ass.

[extraordinarilyNutty]

My other cat! Who is a fat, old, growly mass of claws and teeth and death-stares.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

A bear. Grr.

[Fiction]

A bear trap.

[Iridescence]

Rust. (which turns the bear trap into useless pile of what-used-to-be-metal)

[Bowie20049]

Coca-cola (It's true, try it.)

[miss_smiley]

Drain-o (which neutralizes the phosphoric acid in Coke, rendering it fairly harmless, unless we're on the diabetes train).

[Amour]

An oven heated to 95C!

(I actually looked up the boiling point of drano, just like any typical organic chemistry student...)

[Lykaios]

Gas/power cut.

[Amour]

Flashlight

[extraordinarilyNutty]

A combat boot *stomp!*

[Bowie20049]

A dog

[Amour]

A leash.

[extraordinarilyNutty]

Pair of ridiculously over-sized scissors

[miss_smiley]

A rock! Yeeee!

[Bowie20049]

Paper

[Amour]

Markers.

[Fiction]

A psychotic three-year-old with a sister to run out the ink on.

[Bowie20049]

Me..

[miss_smiley]

...

Jail.

[Amour]

Hmm... Bail.

[Zombified]

Prison Break

[miss_smiley]

A mob of angry fans, annoyed with season 2.

[extraordinarilyNutty]

A giant green bucket (held by a giant Ponyo *squee!*) to put the mob in. Beat that! :D

[Bowie20049]

Realism

[Lykaios]

Fantasy

[miss_smiley]

Stephanie Meyers. (OH yeah! Snap!)

[Zombified]

Gunshot to the head.

[miss_smiley]

Immortality. :P

[Fiction]

Voldemort.

[Bowie20049]

Love

[miss_smiley]

Hate.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Cupid.

[Bowie20049]

A shotgun

[Im-All-For-Believing]

The absence of bullets.

[Bowie20049]

Bullets

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Bullet proof vest

[Amour]

Strangulation ...

[Bowie20049]

Lack of hands

[Amour]

Artificial limbs.

[Simmi]

Real limbs.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Machete.

[Bowie20049]

Strong magnets

[Amour]

Heat.

[miss_smiley]

Trade winds. ^^