The Mary-Sue Creation Game!

[Confused Shaman]

To play this game, create the most Mary Sue-est Mary Sue possible. Break all the rules of good character making, and show me what characters haunt you in the night. :P

Confused? Here's the Mary Sue I came up with:

She had gorgeous blonde hair with just the right amount of red highlights to give it that strawberry blonde feel. Her beautiful, silky, smooth, frizzle-free, hair reached all the way down to her knees, and it never got tangled. Her eyes were the most beautiful thing ever. Like two large sapphires in a pool of milk. Her lips were cherry red. Her boobs were the size of Texas, and her hips the length of Tennessee. Together, they made the perfect hourglass figure that all the boys dropped dead over her. Her skin looked and felt like a cloud. Only a white cloud though, because everyone knows thunderclouds aren't beautiful and comparing this beautiful girl to an ugly thing wouldn't do her justice.

This beautiful girl's name was Mary Winter Fall Summer Spring Lightning Rain Ocean Storm Raven Dark Fahjgoahgnj Sue. Most people just called her Mary Sue though. Mary Sue was like The Hulk, Sasuke, Gaara, Spiderman, Batman, Lara Croft, Kakashi, Jack Sparrow, Sonice the Hedgehog, Hidan, Axl Rose, Zabuza, Astro Boy, Cloud Strife, Harry Potter, Wolverine, Haku, Nightcrawler, a unicorn, a cat, a squirrel, a dog, a phoenix (so no, she can never fully die) and every other thing known to man in the world. She was awesome. She had power. No one could ever beat her.

Mary Sue had to save the world at least thirty times every day. And in between, she made sure to adopt orphans so they could finally have a loving home, and learn to be as awesome as her. But since Mary Sue was the creator of the word awesome (and really, every other language known to man), that would be impossible.

But don't worry. Even Mary Winter Fall Summer Spring Lightning Rain Ocean Storm Raven Dark Fahjgoahgnj Sue has a few flaws....she can't stand the sight of a man's bare chest! She has to close her eyes whenever she sees one (but don't worry. Even when she can't see, she can still fight, because she can shoot homing missiles from her hands that fly straight and true right at her target. She's also got Sonar hearing that she developed when she stayed with bats inside a cave.)

Mary Sue also grew up in a sad, yet happy family. Her father killed everyone in her family besides her one night. She was spared because he just couldn't look into those beautiful blue eyes she had and take her life away. After leaving Mary Sue on the doorstep of a rich family with billions of dollars, he went and turned himself in. Mary Sue stayed with this new rich family until she became sixteen, and realized that everyone in life wanted to help her, so she wouldn't have to do any real work to get by. She traveled around the world then, meeting strange and exotic boys who all professed their love to her. She had to turn them down though.

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Something like that. :P You can write it however you want. In story form, with someone describing her, or like a little biography (Name: Age: Personality: etc.). Have fun creating your Sues. :D

Oh, and, feel free to do a Gary Stu as well. Edward Cullen needs some company.

[Bowie20049]

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Am I doing it right? :P /spam

[Confused Shaman]

Haha, I think you've got the right idea there Bowie. XD

[Chocolate Hamburgers]

http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/b-edward-cullen-4caf9f5953a6.jpeg

Am I doing it right? :P /spam
The horror! The terrible sparkling horror!

Great reply! You've just won my eternal respect and admiration.

[Bowie20049]

But in all seriousness...

Raven Dent.

White hair and silver eyes.

His parents were killed when he was a child, and so, he was cared by wolves all his life. Somehow, he was trained in the arts of swordsmanship and gunslinger-y. He uses these skills to help protect his girlfriend who had somehow fallen instantly infatuated with him in first sight.

Some prophecy states that these two will die together, but Raven and his random girlfriend will not let that happen. >.> I felt a little sick, writing this.

[Iridescence]

Okie. I shall give it a shot.

Serena Snowsilver was fifteen years old, with rippling auburn hair that hit her waist like a fiery waterfall. Her eyes were huge and emerald green, complete with long, slightly curling eyelashes, and her skin was creamy and completely smooth. She was slender, but fit, with not an ounce of fat on her statuesque body. Her nose was thin and perfectly pointed, and her lips were full and pink. She didn't own jeans, because her grandparents didn't believe in denim -- or pants -- so she walked around in velvet miniskirts that showed off her lean thighs, and skin-tight tank tops that accentuated her flat stomach, non-flabby forearms, and perfectly sculpted chest. Serena lived in a perfect little house in the country, and was adored by all the little woodland animals that lived in the nearby forest. She had no parents, which made everyone feel very sorry for her, but she was so Strong and Brave that no one could pity her for too long. She did, however, live with her grandparents, who were rich and loved bestowing Serena with gifts that she had no use for. She was the most popular girl in school, and every boy fantasized about her, but because she was so sweet and intelligent, no one could say she was shallow. Every evening at 6 PM sharp, she would bicycle down to the local animal shelter (because she didn't want her Mercedes to put holes in the ozone layer) and help take care of the little puppies and kittens.

One day, while bicycling home from the soup kitchens, Serena came upon an injured boy in the road. He was so mind-bendingly gorgeous that all the little birds had landed on his bare chest and were staring adoringly at his god-like face, but Serena did not instantly fall in love with him, simply because she was a Strong, Independent, and Fiercely Stubborn yet Appealing girl. Instead, she gently shooed the birds away and somehow managed to lift him onto her bike and pedal him home. The boy woke up and revealed himself to be an elven prince from another dimension, and fell in love with her instantly, pleading that she become his princess. After telling her elderly grandparents that she was leaving for another dimension, never to see them again, the Prince took Serena away to his dimension, which he so originally called Elf World. The warrior trainers gave Serena a skin-tight leather suit and taught Serena how to become a warrior-elf-princess. After only five minutes of lessons, Serena successfully learned how to wield a bow and arrow, sword, staff, and mace, thus declaring herself A Bad-Ass Warrior Chick with Mad Skills. She also realized that she had Amazingly Awesome Powers, which had been dormant in her body for fifteen years, never showing themselves up until this moment. These powers she used to defeat the Wicked Witch of the North and her enormous army of monster-dudes. After single-handedly blowing up the entire army and killing the Witch, Serena the Bad-Ass Elven Warrior Princess took the throne, and ruled Elf World forever and ever (since elves are, like, immortal). Yay.

[Chocolate Hamburgers]

I'll bite!

Ok, my Mary Sue's name is Beautalicious Kawaii Butterfly Sunshine Daisy Wonder Gorgeous Tokoshi. She isnt Japanese, but being super amazing, she is able to use a name that sounds Japanese, whether or not it actually is. She is practically fluent in the language, knowing such words as "kawaii" and suffixes such as "chan" and "kun", even though she needn't bother; being able to understand and speak any language.

She's pretty enough that when she walks down the street, guys drop into comas around her feet, and she can use any skill that has ever existed on earth or any other planet. She can also travel from planet to planet, which is how she met her boyfriend(s). He (they) were extremely skilled, good-looking boys who didn't faint from her beauty, but nevertheless were hopelessly in love with her.

Eh, I fail at this...I was trying to make fun of all those people who like to pretend they are Japanese when they can hardly even spell 'Japanese'.

[Iridescence]

AN INTERVIEW WITH: BRAD STU (also known as Gary Stu, the male counterpart to Mary Sue, et cetera.)

ME: So, Brad, what's it like being super-duper awesomely perfect in every way known to humankind and every other kind that exists in the universe?

BS: *sexy hair flip* Well, Phosphorescence --

ME: Iridescence.

BS: Whatever. I find that my awesomeness has its roots in my personality and poor upbringing.

ME: Oh? Do tell.

BS: Well, for example, I am very, very intelligent. Despite the fact that I was raised in a homeless shelter in Kansas, with no defensive skills whatsoever, I can learn any magical spell, fighting style, or battle formation in exactly the right time it takes for my author to insert me into combat. All I have to do is look Deep Inside Myself, and ta-da! I can unleash an awesome fireball that kills a bazillion monsters!

ME: A bazillion, eh? That's an impressive number.

BS: Yes, I know, Fluorescence.

ME: Iridescence.

BS: Again, whatever.

ME: So, BS -- can I call you BS?

BS: Of course. Any name you can think of suits me perfectly, simply because I am -- wait for it -- *sexy hair flip* -- perfect.

ME: Ah. Of course. Silly me. So, BS, what about your lovelife?

BS: *deep, sexy laugh* I think you mean lovelives, my dear Luminescence.

ME: Iri-- Oh, never mind. So, you've had multiple love interests in your stories?

BS: Well, yes. Like that gorgeous warrior babe from the planet Xyron -- what was her name again? Betty? Alice?

ME: Our records say her name was Tyrangea.

BS: Ah, yes! I was close.

ME: Indeed. So, BS, how long does it take for said love interest to fall madly in love with you?

BS: How long did it take for Bella Swan to fall in love with Edward Cullen?

ME: Er --

BS: Precisely. The first chapter is entitled First Sight, I believe? I rest my case.

ME: ...Right. Speaking of which, what do you think of Edward Cullen? Do you consider him competition?

BS: Eddy? Oh, please. I taught that glo stick everything he knows. I told him to loose the full-body glitter...

ME: Oh? This is an interesting development. How do you know Cullen?

BS: I'm his father.

ME: ...his father. You're his father. But he is an immortal vampire -- he supposedly is more than a hundred years old --

BS: Ah, another attribute to my awesomeness -- I am immortal. I cannot die. Even if I have been stabbed through the heart with a nuclear bomb contained in a silver stake, my author will find some way to keep me alive -- perhaps with the Power of Love, or my Boundless Courage, or my girlfriend will simply sacrifice her life to save me. Either way, you can't kill me. I am just that Awesome, Sparklescence.

ME: That's it.

BS: Is something wrong? What's that you've got in your hand? Hey, now...just put the machete down...I'm immortal, remember? Check out my sexy hair flip! I can flex my chest muscles!

ME: Night-night, Brad.

Edit: Lose, not loose. xD

[Simmi]

XD His initials are BS.

[miss_smiley]

Once upon a time, in a magical, far-away place known as Delicious-land, there was a boy called Delicious Rainbow, and every day, he would stroll down the street he lived on (Sweet Street), smiling at the old pensioners that pruned their roses at 9am.
With his bright blue eyes that shifted colours and iris-patterns as he changed moods and his even, good-natured temper, he was an instant hit with every girl he passed. His tall physique and his bright, boyish smile were enough to melt the knees off any woman, but, of course, he didn't know it, and was painfully modest, proclaiming many boys to be his better.
*ahem* As I was saying, all the girls practically threw themselves at him as he passed, but Delicious, whilst being sympathetic and kind and caring to their needs, never once took advantage of this, gently pushing away anything female from him, lest they get hurt or he get tempted beyond his control. His moods were a strange thing, never angry or sad, unless it was on someone else's behalf. But for the most part, he radiated happiness as he strolled along, happily humming a tune to himself.

On Saturdays, he would ride down, by unicycle (because he was also very talented in all areas, particularly school-related things. He was known to be studying at professor level when he was in grade 5, whilst also maintaining a social life and purity of soul), to the local Greenpeace centre, to sign himself up for another 20 hours a week service, before kicking off to church in the evening. After this, he would go home and study the twenty different languages he had learnt since grade 3, simply brushing up on new and complex terms that no one speaking that language had ever actually heard of. He, of course, would only sleep about three hours a night, but that was ok, because his body was designed to recuperate (sp?!) itself in roughly one-point-five minutes anyway.
Whilst he studied, he played music to himself, in order to keep in touch with his cultural side. He never played loud rock music, preferring the simple complexity of Mozart's string quartets, and, whilst he kept himself open to the ideas of pop-culture, he had decided early in his life that he much preferred the quiet complacency of the 19th century.

His favourite colour was pink.

(I had a hard time not giggling while writing this! *laughs*)

And oh! Dammit, Iri, you posted!
:P Hilarious! *falls over*

[Iridescence]

xD "After this, he would go home and study the twenty different languages he had learnt since grade 3, simply brushing up on new and complex terms that no one speaking that language had ever actually heard of. He, of course, would only sleep about three hours a night, but that was ok, because his body was designed to recuperate (sp?!) itself in roughly one-point-five minutes anyway." = Win. :D

"His favourite colour was pink." = Epic Win. xD

[miss_smiley]

*grins* Thank you.
*bows*

I've got to find some way of topping that.

[Emsidian]

What's Mary-sue?

[miss_smiley]

A Mary-Sue is an impeccably perfect character. Y'know, like Bella Swan from Twilight. Someone who is, basically, so perfect that it hurts the reader to even think about it. They may as well be made of candy. If you cut them, they'd bleed honey. That kind of thing. :)

[Emsidian]

Oh, ok. thank you, I get it now.

[Liziy]

Esmerelda was tall and skinny, with long blonde hair in a shoulder length cut that accented her beautiful blue eyes and pink lips. She was pretty, and she knew it. However, she spent most of her free time in the soup kitchens, giving out nutritious soup (she was also a great and wonderful cook, and had been on many cooking shows, in which she gave her prize money to the poor and needy.) to poor residents of the Wonderville, which was named so because of Esmerelda. She was smart, and aced her high school exams without even studying, and stayed after school as a tutor for people who didn't quite get it. Of course, the people she taught were never jealous, because she was so kind and generous. She was so virtuous, in fact, that the birds would sing outside of her window every morning, when she woke up at 4:00 so she could watch the sunrise before walking to school. She was talented in all athletics, and she played all sports, including lacrosse, volleyball, basketball, swimming, softball, hockey, and many others. She never gained any large build, but instead stayed skinny and pretty. Her smile was perfectly straight and her face was pretty even without makeup, which she never wore. She was holding down three jobs, including the global manager of Wal-Mart, a worldwide famous chef, and a a Goodwill worker.

There. My attempt at a perfect character. :P

[SugarInkling]

Okay... Going to attempt a Mary-Sue biography...

Hai! My name is Hikari Sun-Blossom Cherri McTru Sugar-Flower. I am sixteen years old. I have short color-changing hair, piercing black eyes, and sakura colored lips.
I lived in Paris for many-a-year before my parents said I was supposed to go to boarding school because of a war going on. The day I moved to school my parents, and all my relatives, died. Later I found out that the million dollars and mansion I was supposed to inherit burned down and the bank was smuggling my money out. I was told to get a job and I did: as a salesperson for door-to-door pots and pan sales. It was then I met my love-at-first-sight: Eric. Three months later we’re married and have eleven kids who all inherited their mother’s beauty and their father’s… um. Actually they inherited everything from me! (‘Cos no offence dear, but you stink like fish at everything.)

Ahhhh... Nothing like writing about a Mary-Sue while I could be doing something way more important. Like playing video games. :cool:

Write on!
-SugarInkling