What if...?

[Nyx]

Well here's another game for our forum:)

It's very simple, someone asks a what if question, the next person answers it and asks their own.

Example:
What if there are no more fridges?

We will have to keep our food in cooler places.
What if it never rains again?

So I'll start:

What if the sun gets too hot and starts burning us to death?

[Me_Lia]

What if the sun gets too hot and starts burning us to death?
We will... Die? (Wow, a sample of my superb creativity)

YAY!!! I'm the FIRST!! Erm... Um..... Er... (Do we have to start the questions with 'what'?)


What if everyone suddenly got sucked into their computers and into cyber space and magical realms?

[GeorgeMichael]

we would all be a part... of the matrix. (dramatic music here.)


What if Aladdin never found the lamp, what if Cinderella's slipper didn't fit, what if Disney stopped making crappy straight to video sequels?

[Nyx]

What if Aladdin never found the lamp, what if Cinderella's slipper didn't fit, what if Disney stopped making crappy straight to video sequels?

Disney would no longer be loved by happy children.

What if Johnny Depp was only 18 years-old (I wish)?

[Rafael Domination]

He's be too distracted by his raging hormones stay a good actor.

Q-What if we all got a million dollars?

[Nyx]

We'd be the happiest forum members ever.:D

What if we were all celebrities?

[GeorgeMichael]

We'd be in rehab :P


What if you were offered the knowledge of how you were going to die? (Watching Big Fish right now :))

[Eve]

I would start screaming and kill myself in a different way.

What if a rat got rolled over by a car?

[GeorgeMichael]

it would die and be free from a rat's miseries.

What if there was absolutely no money in the world.

[jordanisonfire]

Then, we'd have to resort to Anarchy.

What if books didn't exist?

[Eve]

Then I'll sue you

What if I never existed?

[jordanisonfire]

We'd jump for joy- I mean, we'd be very sad. :(

*shifty eyes* :P

What if computers never existed?

[Eve]

I'll sue you again. Haha

What if the world turned blue?

[Nyx]

We'd adapt as humans always do.

What if cows could fly?

[GeorgeMichael]

It would rain milk!


What if Arthur never pulled the sword from the stone?

[Nyx]

Then the sword would still be in the stone!

What if it did rain milk?

[GeorgeMichael]

Skeletons would be stronger... you know, because calcium helps bones... you know...:)


What if Ross and Rachel never got together?

[Nyx]

Nobody would watch the show!

What if there was no rain...

[GeorgeMichael]

Nothing would grow :(



What if Joey died :O

[Nyx]

I would go to his funeral:P

What if you weren't obsessed with Friends?:P

[GeorgeMichael]

The world would end!!!!


What if New York City was in Europe...

[Nyx]

It would no longer be the same.

What if :P <---that smiley didn't have a santa hat?

[GeorgeMichael]

Then there goes Christmas :( :P ;)


What if everyone wore Santa Hats on Christmas

[Eve]

Then Santa would lose his job.

What if nothing ever happened?

[Nyx]

Nothing would happen!

What if there were no more what if questions?

[Eve]

Then I will give silly answers

What if this game ended now?

[GeorgeMichael]

Then there would be no moer what if questions and you would give silly answers :)


What if ninjas never existed

[Nyx]

The world would be a more piraty place!

What if we were all homeless?

[GeorgeMichael]

We probably wouldn't be able to come on this site...


What if we were all starving

[Eve]

Then I'll be laughing my head off

What if Nyx left the site?

[GeorgeMichael]

*gasp*

Then so much would go wrong, my friend and favorite reader would leave, the top poster of the site would be gone... It wouldn't be the same if anyone left :(


What if several people left?

[Eve]

Then this site would die

What if I learned how to play the guitar

[GeorgeMichael]

Then you would delight us all with music.

What if I could play the drums?

[Nyx]

you'd be a ROCKSTAR:P

What if I was skilled at playing electric guitar?

[Eve]

Then the electricity bills in your house will go up.

What if there was no end to slavery?

[GeorgeMichael]

*gasp*... Then...I don't want to think about it... Then We'd still be wrong...


What if slavery never existed?

[Eve]

Then we'd always be right.

What if quotes never existed?

[GeorgeMichael]

Then we would have nothing to randomly shout out and be considered funny or cool...


What if the apple never fell on Newton's head?

[Eve]

Then his head won't be bruised and the kids won't laugh at him

What if the fire in the living room went out?

[GeorgeMichael]

Then the room would get cold.

What if telephones never rang...

[Eve]

Then you will not be bothered by my pestering calls

What if there was no such thing as keyboards?

[GeorgeMichael]

then we couldn't write our ideas on these forums!

What if there was no mouse? Or touch mouse thingy on a laptop...

[Rafael Domination]

We'll have to attack our brains to the computer circuitry...

What if Earth was turned inside-out?

[GeorgeMichael]

We'd all be really hot...


What if we were fourth from the sun?

[Eve]

Then we won't be the prefect planet and the inhabitants of the third planet would lament how Earth would make a great planet.

What if there was no such a thing as music

[GeorgeMichael]

the world would be dull.


What if there was no such thing as TV?

[Eve]

It won't make a difference because we're all in the computer age now.

What if there were no such thing as English

[GeorgeMichael]

We'd speak spanish...


What if there were no such things as electronics/electricity?

[Rafael Domination]

We'd be one with nature....

what if aliens came and abducted all the llamas?

[Nyx]

I would commit suicide and I guess you'd be at a celebration:(

What if Raffy didn't hate llamas?

[Rafael Domination]

Then the world would end! :D

What if Superman married Storm and had kids?

[Eve]

Then he would storm back home when he had a bad day and demand Storm to cook him up a Storm

What if there was no colour in the world?

[GeorgeMichael]

Then we'd all be in black and white...


What if fish could walk out of water...

[Eve]

Then it would be harder to catch and eat them

What if all the food in the world disappeared for two days?

[GeorgeMichael]

Then on the thrid day people would be pretty restless for that packet of Ramen Noodles...


What if there was no more oil...

[Eve]

Then the world will become less oily

What if global warming would begin tomorrow?

[Zombified]

People would run around yelling "We didn't listen!" and think that the air was deadly and trying to kill them.

All hell would break loose, and nobody would realize that Global Warming had begun years ago...

Hehe, anyone recognize where that's from?

Anyway, what would happen if we elected Santa Clause as President?

[Alex]

Chaos would ensue =]]]

What would happen if one of us randomly passed out while crossing the street?

[Pibs]

This game is cool! Why didn't I see it before?!?!

Well we might get run over by a car, or if we were on a quiet road, we'd lay there until we woke up and discovered that we had amnesia and new strange magical powers. ^^

What if the morning glory plants sitting in front of me suddenly turned cannibalistic?

[Simone]

you would get eaten

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what would happen if i didnt do my homework?

[Midnight_Moon]

You would fail all your classes and forever be working at a fast food restaurant.

What if I became a famous singer?

[Simone]

Fame would go to your head and you would loose everything

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What if I had a milion $

[Midnight_Moon]

You would never have to work to get something ever again. Yeah, good you say but it is not for you become extremely lazy and bossy.

What if I had, hmm, what if I had an idea for the "What if...?" thread?

[Zombified]

You would be showered in gold from your head to your toes!

What if I took my old friend to Prom?

[Midnight_Moon]

You'll never know till you ask.

What if I got all of my school work done?

[Pibs]

I'd die of shock. ^^

What if my tiki-head Jose and my fuzzy rhinoceros Wanda came to life?

[Midnight_Moon]

You'd have to clean up all those Wanda droppings (Not pleasant) and brush Jose hair, all of that blond fuzz.

What if I got the solo for the choir? (I would love to but I think one of the other girls is going to get it but just what if)

[Pibs]

Then we'd all sing "Come On, Get Happy" at the top of our lungs.

What if rats had evolved to be the dominant species?

[Naideana]

Then I think the ending of Tim Burton's 'Planet of the Apes' would suddenly look pretty good...

What if there really is a star ship Enterprise? *hums theme music*

(Hope you don't mind me jumping in like this....you don't do you?)

[Midnight_Moon]

Then you will beg for a job there.

What if there was actually magic in the world?

[Pibs]

There is. Gosh! It's just a matter of people understanding and accepting it. ^^

Yeah, I've been in a weird mood like that lately...

What if I actually took this new story idea to the finish, and completed a novel?

[Rafael Domination]

The world would end in peace! :D

What if you had to face off against a villain in your own story?

[Zombified]

Of, God I'd be fucked. Those god damn rats would eat the shit out of me!

What if for just one moment, one moment in time, everything was alright? No violence, no war, no fights, just peace...

[Rafael Domination]

People would realize how nice that was and keep it that way.

What if you had a twin?

[Pibs]

I could play many more pranks. :devious:

What if Clover gets killed in "The Woods"?

[Zombified]

She won't because...well Ed wouldn't let it happen.

What if the Chupacabra IS real?

[Pibs]

D'aw, thanks Zomb!

Um... my goats would be in trouble.

(I had to google chupacabra to find out what it was!)

What would happen if Obama became president?

[Midnight_Moon]

It would be better then Hillary.

What if I actually wrote the next chapter to my fan fic tonight?

[Simone]

Then you would be extatic

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What if my mom didnt catch me on now at 12 in it morning, night?

[Pibs]

You'd stay up till 2am, continuing your splurge. ^^

What if nobody posted in The Woods until tomorrow??? (glances at Zomb and Raf and Zaph)

[Zombified]

Its too late because someone did post. :D

What if Martin Luther King came back from the dead?

[Pibs]

I'd freak out. Even though he was a good person, no one should come back from the dead! No one should have to... I'd bet it would be painful.

What if my rats chewed a hole through my bed sheets?

[eriko]

you would have to buy new one
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what if for once my younger brother didn't argue back?

[blue phoenix]

You'd be happy?

what if...
I baked a cake!!!!

[Pibs]

I'd eat it!!!

What if the boots I'm gonna order are out of stock???

[Simone]

Then you'd cry

What if my favorite tv show was canceled!?

[Pibs]

Then YOU'D cry.

What if you suddenly went deaf for two days?

[Simone]

Then you would miss 48 hours of sound.


What if I had finished my homework?

[Pibs]

Then I would give you ice cream! (If I had any)

What if my cat puked on my sister's school project?

[Rafael Domination]

Your sister would hug the cat.

What if Azrael got his way with Pibs? (see my sig...)

[Simone]

Then everyone would hunt him down and destroy him


what if the weekend was longer.....: Dreams:

[Rafael Domination]

//Naw, Azrael? He'd love that! :D//

Then my life would be complete!

What if water was unhealthy?

[Simone]

Then we'd always want to drink it and order it at resturants :)

What if I was board

[Rafael Domination]

You'd either be made of wood or used for surfing! :D

What if Snow White was offered a poisoned Watermelon instead of a poisoned apple?

[Simone]

She would say no cause she was alergig :)

What if I wondered in a jungle

[Rafael Domination]

It depends which jungle. If you wandered in New York, you'd leave with lots of souvenirs. If you wandered in the Amazon, you wouldn't leave at all...

What if the world ended today?

[Simone]

then there would be no tomorow


what if people posted on other forums ?

[Rafael Domination]

It wouldn't matter.

What if we had two heads instead of one? :D

[Simone]

we would ague with ourselves more

what if there were no more 'if there were no more' were questions( tounge twister lol)

[Rafael Domination]

I'd be very confused....

What if men today were living in an Ancient Amazonian society?

[Simone]

They would all be married or sacrificed
What if there was no more internet .............:0

[Rafael Domination]

I'd be stuck typing my novel ALL day...

What if Hitler was still alive?

[Simone]

He would be old

what if I was alergig to everything...

( ps. do you want to chat about anything in general on one of the forums or mail?)

[Chie'N'Kadath]

You would have blown up the day you were born because you would have been allergic to the air and everything outside of the womb. (Not exploding blowing up, but blowing up as in the puffiness allergies give sometimes) and you'd also probably be in a plastic bubble... somehow with no air, and not made of plastic, latex, soap, or anything else bubbles can be made out of because you'd be allergic to those things.

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What if music didn't exist?

[Midnight_Moon]

I would HATE the world. No music!!! I couldn't survive!!! Trust me it has happened before.

What if everyone was happy?

[Naideana]

It would start to feel like an episode of 'The Twilight Zone' *hums theme music* People who are happy all the time just aren't natural.....*shivers*

What if everything in the world was made of marshmellows?

[Chie'N'Kadath]

I'd put everything on a stick and roast it. Except Chie. I couldn't roast Chie alive even if she was a marshmallow. I doubt she'd have any objections to marshmallow-person cannibalism though :P

-Kadath

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What if your town was invaded by a hoard of crazy people who acted like dogs? (Chie suggested this one. To her everything evil is either a dog or dog-like :confused:)

[Reason Invalid]

Then I'll have a giant microwave, and... "Free hot dogs, anyone?"

What if the sky fell down?

[Lykaios]

I'd push it back up. :P

What if everyone could live forever?

[jordanisonfire]

We'd be even more severely overpopulated than we are now and there would have to be world-wide slaughter to reduce the numbers back to normal... how fun! :devil:

What if I said I could make you a God?

[Naideana]

I'd probably believe you, because I have a problem with being too trusting...Can you though?

What if....it was against the law to, umm....eat cookies on Sunday?

[Reason Invalid]

I'd eat cake instead.

What if the world was flat?

[Midnight_Moon]

No one would be able to circumnavigate the globe cuz, hmm, there wouldn't be one.

What if it rained tomorrow?

[Linds.xo]

I'd cry. :(

What if you never died?

[Jessica]

I'd be old and gross, so I'd kill myself.

What if you could never change your clothes :O

[jordanisonfire]

I'd wear something I'd love to wear forever. I'd be like L from Death Note. :laugh:

What if all the world turned to homosexuality?

[ScottyMcGee]

The human race will cease to exist without reproduction.


What if.....

we lived in a world where fat chicks were considered hot and skinny chicks were considered ugly?

[Midnight_Moon]

I would be included as ugly.

What if it was sunny?

[Majyk]

My solar powerd house would be doing great :D

What if it snowed non stop for three days in the summer?

[Reason Invalid]

I'd clap and rejoice.

What if your yard was dominated by bunnies?

[Guessed]

I'd form an army and reclaim our lawn from the invading deer.

What if all people were equally brilliant, with the same high IQ?

[Pibs]

It would be a different world... though I can't necessarily say it'd be more peaceful... there would be lots of intellectual arguments... and no one willing to do the grunt work of society... we'd all want to have Ph.D's or something...

What if my duckies hatch and they follow me around everywhere?

[Midnight_Moon]

We would have a huge mess.

What if I got all my school work done by the end of June?

[Lykaios]

You'd be a very good student I suppose.

What if you turned all the clocks in your house forward/back four hours?

[Majyk]

I'd almost be the same timing as you, Lily.

But uh, no, really my parents would be all messed up and we'd be late/early to everything, plus it'd be dark/light four hours past/ahead of what it should be.

What if you could write as much as you wanted, whenever you wanted?

[Reason Invalid]

Then I'd take full advantage of it. ;)

What if I asked you to do my homework for me?

[Saraphine]

I would make all silly mistakes and get your teacher to scold you

what if computer was never invented?

[Paradox]

Then you would have to look harder to find large groups of idiots.

What would you do if you found a portal to a parallel universe?


*Paradox*

[ScottyMcGee]

Jump in. Obviously.
Even if I didn't know a way back.


What if you woke up tomorrow morning and realized you became obese?

[Paradox]

Oh noes! I'd join a gym and diet.

What if a tsunami destroyed NYC?

[Zombified]

Well that would suck wouldn't it?

What if your friend needed a kidney, and you had the same blood type?

[Midnight_Moon]

Not sure. That's about all I can say.

What if you had a choice between A). Living forever and lonely or B). Living for only the normal life span with the one you love; which would you choose?

[Pibs]

B. Duh.

What if you find out that you are adopted?

[Lykaios]

I'd be quite relived actually, I think . . .

What if your house burned down?

[seikoXchan]

Then I'd be one sorry son'uva gun, now wouldn't I?

What if I were to bring life back into this game [which I am]?

[dj4ever]

Then I would be super happy and give you a cookie

*gives seiko a cookie*

What if you found out your brother was actually your sister....

[appleofmyeye]

Then I'd respond.

What if you were offered 1 million dollars to kill someone?

^To DJ I wont be surprised.

[dj4ever]

I would do it. No killing!

*gives apple a cookie*.....

What if i made giving people cookies my 'thing'

[appleofmyeye]

It kinda already is :P.

What if all of your books burned?

[dj4ever]

I would kill myself!

What if you found out your future and you were destined to have a horrible life?

[Zombified]

I'd change it.

What if sheep could talk?

[dj4ever]

My life would be complete.

What if you accidently drove someone to kill themselves?

[dj4ever]

I'd be afraid that it we were next. :o

What if your mom died on the way to your house

[appleofmyeye]

I'd completely freak out.

What if your favorite celebrity died?

[Simmi]

I'd be in a state of shock

What if your computer suddenly exploded?

[caseyallison264]

The creative part of my life would stop.

What if Bambi's mother never died?

[blue phoenix]

I would be happy!

What if the world was all in manga?

[jordanisonfire]

...we'd be flat... 2D... bad.

What if a turtle was actually named a tortoise and vice versa?

[Simmi]

Big would be small and small would be big... in a turtle's mind.

What if people could really fly?

[blue phoenix]

I would be thrilled.

What if the world and everything in it was gray scale?

[jordanisonfire]

I'd think, "Woah, I turn into a dog, or something?"

^^

What if my post right here, this one right here (y'know, the one you cans see now, huh?) was actually an EXPLOSIVE?!

[dj4ever]

We would all explode :O

What if you ended up marrying your idol/fav celeb?

[kitkat]

Eazy i would kill him...

what it the sewers stoped workin

[appleofmyeye]

I'd go in the woods, duh!

What if you really did get coal for Christmas?

[DefJam101]

Next year I would send Santa a letter asking him to seek out alternative energy sources.

What if you were forced to narrate your own life, as you lived it?

[Simmi]

I would loose my voice.

What if everything that's happening to us right now is just a dream?

[kitkat]

Then i would be a sucky day dreamer.

What would happen if kids had complete control of the goverment

[Simmi]

Everyone would be obese from eating too much junkfood

What if there was never a Christmas :O

[jordanisonfire]

...we'd be screwed? Unless they were some uber-smart kids. O_O

What if the world were actually like the Matrix?

[DefJam101]

http://alertageral.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/2005_12_06_morpheus.jpg

What if gravity was suddenly reversed?

[jordanisonfire]

The ceiling would be the floor.

o_O

...sweeeeet. XD

What if the world was like a game and you could respawn at a random place?

[Simmi]

Then the world would be overpopulated

What if you could teleport?

[jordanisonfire]

It would solve a large segment of global warming! No more cars or any other form of transport to be used and no more oil needed.

What if China and Japan united their lands by taking the mountains from Japan and using the earth to build across the sea and they formed a new nation called Chipan, or Japna?

XD

[Simmi]

Then anime would be very weird

What if you had to read 20 books a month?

[kitkat]

I would fail

What if all the animals escaped from the zoo

[Simmi]

They'd be like the animals in the Madagascar movie.

What if you had a Science Fair project to do due the day you came back from break and you haven't even started?

[kitkat]

I guest wouldint do it. The teacher should know beter then give me homework over the break.

What would happen if a black hole opened in the senter of the earth?

[Melo]

I pray that someone has a roll of duct tape handy.

What would you do if you knew when you were going to die?

[kitkat]

I would probally stab my self! I like proving the futuer wrong, and it will give a new ending to things since everyones going to die sooner or later.

What would you do if you where lost in the woods and saw a hungery bear?

[Eilidh]

walk away if it was alone, but if it had cubs i'd play dead :P
If there was a.................. ZOMBIE ATTACK
(sorry my brothers just made me watch 28 weeks later, i thought i was going to be sick ! :( :ill:

[appleofmyeye]

The vampire robot nazis would totally kick their ass. (10 points if you got where that is from)

What if you accidentally deleted a story you've been working on for months?

[Eilidh]

I'd cry, go in moody to my brothers room and demand to play the xbox
then sit and moan and get on his nerves until 2 weeks later, then i'll probably wrestle him.
The best way to let anger out is to annoy your brothers ;)
What would you do if everyone in your school was really super fat.

[appleofmyeye]

I'd be happy because I'd be the skinniest person there! Then I'd be pissed because there'd be no cute guys there to appreciate my skinniness!

I am so shallow (whatever, this is hypothetical, right?).

What if Barney, Teletubies, ect. were real?

[Eilidh]

(yeah same, and I WENT TO SEE BARNEY IN CONCERT WHEN I WAS LIKE 5)
I'd be like HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
What would you do if the moon started singing?

[Melo]

Sing along, and make sure to record it.

What would you do if your hair suddenly burst into flames.

[appleofmyeye]

Be happy because I'd have the best excuse to get a wig. Then i could be a redhead!

What if animals could talk to you?

[Melo]

Extinction would be less possible.

What would you do if you couldn't think?

[appleofmyeye]

I don't know. <get it?

What if you could walk on the ceiling?

[Lizzie]

I would get really dizzy.

What if you watched so much TV that you were so fat you couldn't stand up, when before you watched, you were skinny?

[jordanisonfire]

...I'd be fat?

What if the Kool-Aid Man burst through YOUR wall?

[Lizzie]

Since I have no idea who you are talking abput, just sit there and stare at him. Then ask why the hell he was in my room.

What if you got killed?

[kitkat]

Then I'm dead.

What if the worlds supply of water got used

[appleofmyeye]

...I'd be fat?

What if the Kool-Aid Man burst through YOUR wall?
OMG, Family Guy moment :P.

We'd all die. Or eat eucalyptus leaves. Or maybe evolve into fish...

What if you were a smilie?

[Lizzie]

I would look all yellow and squishy.

What if...?

[ElephntFalingOffClif]

....(confused).... What if you never finished any of your questions?? You would not be a very knowlegable person.

What if every day were perfect?

[appleofmyeye]

I'd screw things up on purpose, just cuz I'm like that.

What if all you could eat was fruits and veggies?

[Melo]

I'd stay away from Lima beans.

what is the world was square?

[ElephntFalingOffClif]

We wouldn't be able to sail around the world.

What moose were the main form of transportation?

[appleofmyeye]

I'd think Sarah Palin would have two then, one for riding and one for shooting. BUUUUUURN!

^that was lame...

What if YWO crashed FOREVER?

[Jack]

Then everyone here would be very sad.:(

[ElephntFalingOffClif]

...What if the sun was lime green?!

[appleofmyeye]

I'd have an unexplainable craving for lime sherbert.

[Bowie20049]

What if purple was actually a donut?

[Melo]

I'd ask what it tasted like (grape?)

What if you were an alien from another planet?

[x Tragic Comedy x]

What if you were an alien from another planet?

*Put's on strange voice* "Take me to your leader!" :alien:


What if the world was ruled by Gremlins?!?

[appleofmyeye]

I'd wonder if they were the cute little Gremlins you can't feed after midnight or the ones that hide under briges.

What if you could walk on the ceiling?

[Chie'N'Kadath]

I'd stand at the doorway and flick things at anyone who walks by.

What would you do if you were a fire breathing dragon stuck in New York, but you couldn't burn it down no matter how hard you tried?

[appleofmyeye]

I'd burn the people, of course!

What if J.K Rowling came out with another HP book?

[dj4ever]

I'd be forced by a long tradition of greedily devouring her books, to read it.


What if you became one of the most famous and talented actors ever?

[appleofmyeye]

I'd marry Robert Pattinson :love:. Or Gerard Way. Or Tyson Ritter...

What if you woke up in a different place than you went to sleep? (I know, lame :P)

[Chie'N'Kadath]

I'd grunt in annoyance, walk to where I was before, and go back to sleep. (I know, lame :P)

What would you do if a someone strapped a bomb to you, and said "You have to run at 15 mph, no more, no less or you'll EXPLODE!"?

[appleofmyeye]

Explode. I can run that fast! And I'm going to die soon either from said bomb or exaustion.

What if you time traveled to another century?

[Chie'N'Kadath]

I'd bring all the extinct creatures back to the future where I'll set them loose so they can eat people.

What if you forgot how to speak your native language, and knew no other languages to use, how would you ask someone for food?

[appleofmyeye]

I'd motion for it, or draw a picture of me sad, then me eating food, then me happy.

What if you fell asleep every day at 4 p.m?

[Chie'N'Kadath]

Then my sleeping pattern would give up and commit suicide. (It's crazy. I have permanent jet lag, yet a temporary job being a teachers aide shook things up and my sleeping pattern hates me.)

What if all the clothes you tried to wear burst into flames the second you tried to put them on?

[x Tragic Comedy x]

What if all the clothes you tried to wear burst into flames the second you tried to put them on?
I guess I'd have to make something inventive out of bin bags or curtains:P... or walk round naked :S

What if pigs did fly?

[blue phoenix]

My house would be a mess because my pig would fly up the stairs and eat all are food and trash the upper level.

What if your home work was magically done?

[jordanisonfire]

More gaming/manga-reading/book-reading/laziness time!

What if people in Finland were all anthropomorphic fish?

[appleofmyeye]

I thought they already were. They look like it. Burn!

^that was kinda lame...

What if Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft teamed up to make one uber awesome game console? But it costs $3000.

[Chie'N'Kadath]

The video game console market would crash because of three reasons

1. Rival companies would just be fucking themselves over because by teaming up they would have ruined all their own competition and that would lose them a ton of money.

2. Who cares if its a super console? No ones going to buy a 3000$ game machine unless its a computer, which leads to point #3.

3. Computers are superior anyways and always will be.

With that said, Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft: Make a super console that costs 3000$ so that the consoles will all die and all the console fanboys will die. That means no more 40 year old fat people with the mentality of 4 year olds can bicker whose console is the best and yell "YOU'RE A FAG!!!" to every human being that's not them. Also have that happen so game companies will stop watering down FPS and RTS games and fucking them up just so they will work on a console which is where FPS and RTS GAMES DO NOT BELONG! Consoles are for fighting games, survival horror, and platforming. That's it. (I'm still hungup about Red Alert 3's building system getting FUCKED just because EA wanted to design it to be console friendly despite that RTSes are IMPOSSIBLE to control on consoles.)

What if it became legal to walk around naked in public, would you be okay with occasionally going nude during the summer or would you still wear your clothes?

[jordanisonfire]

If I walked around naked in Summer in England, I'd freeze to death. :D I guess that questions best posed to Americans.

What if you could choose how you die?

[ElephntFalingOffClif]

I would choose to go out with a bang!

What if snow were warm?

[caseyallison264]

Then sand would be cold and San Diego would be full of penguins and polar bears. Also, all the camels and lizards would move to Canada.

What if everyone has an evil twin?

[appleofmyeye]

Life would be a soap opera.

What if you could chose the ending to every movie?

[Simmi]

Then all movies would have a happy/extremly sad ending.

What if your favorite characters in an anime/show came to life? o.O

[Chie'N'Kadath]

I'd probably admit myself into a mental institution because I'm not really sure what I'd do... I mean, this situation would mean L would probably be real and that would be awesome but bad things might happen. Like a paradox or something...

What if you were the last man/woman on earth?

[Simmi]

I would feel very lonely.

what if you were suddenly sent to jail for watching anime?

[appleofmyeye]

Simmi: Because I just love that question :P. Nobody from Death Note, too scary. Ouran, hells yeah. And I'm Haruhi and nobody's gonna stop me :mad:.

Kadath: That would just suck. I'd probably kill myself *shrug*. Better that than go crazy.

What if there was a real life version of Candy Land?

[Chie'N'Kadath]

I'd melt it and everyone in it and then put the remains all in one bowl to make a super-candy that I'd probably lick once, felt was too sugary, and give it to some kid who then proceeds to scarf it down and die because of it, then I'd shrug and walk away like it was just some bad hallucination.

What if your hair was on fire, but it never actually burned away or hurt you. Would you let it continue burning?

[appleofmyeye]

No O_o. I'd freak out and buy a wig :D.

What if you could talk to the animals?

[dj4ever]

I'd be the coolest ever.
And become a Vet.

What if you realized you forgot ALL of your homework that was do the next day and everything was worth 99% of your grade and you can't graduate without the credit.

[appleofmyeye]

I'd call my mom and say "BRING MY HOMEWORK OR DIE!!!!!!1111!!!!!"

Something like that.

What if it started raining gumdrops?

[dj4ever]

Ehh I don't really like gumdrops.
hhaha

What if your best friend died, and you saw it happen?

[Simmi]

I would go by the 'Everything happens for a reason' thing and go for therapy. :P

What if heaven and hell never existed... and everything mattered on what you did while you lived.

[kitkat]

Then we beter live life to the fullest :D

What if the world really did end?

[Bowie20049]

Then hopefully we're at Mars by that time.

What if I was a girl?

[Simmi]

Then. You'd be a girl.

What if your brain suddenly malfunctioned, mistaking pleasure for pain? (Example. Feeling utter happiness but instead feeling pain as in a migrane or something.)

[appleofmyeye]

I'd be emo.

What if you could have any one material thing, whatt would you pick?

[random_writer]

I would have a 30 (or more!) gigabyte iPod.

What if all the refrigerators in the world were really frigerators, because you can't refrigerate something until it's already been frigerated once?

[nagarjuna]

I would invent a defrigerator, then I would find something that had never been frigerated before and put it in. I would take it out and watch it recede into the emptiness--I would stare into the abyss... and the abyss would stare back.

What if you were completely covered in body hair, and all the kids at school called you "hyena girl," but then they spray-painted you yellow and started calling you "bananaman?"!!!!!

[appleofmyeye]

I'd buy lotto tickets constantly so I could get full body laser hair removal.

What if the internet crashed around the world?

[Rafael Domination]

Y2K fanatics would rub it in.

What if people had wings?

[Simmi]

Err we'd be like Maximum Ride!

What if you got an F is every class?

[nagarjuna]

Then my GPA would be only a teensy bit lower than it is now.

What if cats learned to pick locks. O_o

[appleofmyeye]

I'd hide.

What if your mom was your dad and your dad was your mom?

[Simmi]

I'd love my dad more than I love my mom in that situation lol.

What if there actually is a opposite day?

[Lykaios]

Nobody knows about it. Myabe that's why on some days I feel like I'm just going backwards? :P

What if writing was illegal?

[Rafael Domination]

I'd start a rebellion and overthrow that sorry sob who thinks he or she can ban such a thing.

Or, I'd stick to animation. :D

What if The Norse, Greek and Egyptian pantheons warred with each other?

[appleofmyeye]

We'd have another debate similar to Jesus vs. Zues.

What if you tried out for American idol?

[Simmi]

Simon Cowell would whip my ass I'd be so bad.

What if that guy who sings 'I love bumble bee bumble bee tuna' guy followed you everywhere you went?

[Childark]

I'd friggin make him swallow a bee hive whole and make him shut up.

What if Simon Cowell was your boyfriend?

[eriko]

Whos that?:confused:

What if you were given a beautiful house to live on mars?

[nagarjuna]

I'd go live in it, and probably enjoy the solitude (I'd bring family/friends of course.)

What if the moon really *were* made of green cheese?

[Bowie20049]

Then I'm the king of France.

What if your fingers were made of self regenerating chocolate.

[nagarjuna]

I would have a tremendous vegan guilt fit.

What if you were the King of France?

[appleofmyeye]

The moon would be made from green cheese.

What if your bed was one big marshmallow?

[Alex]

the humidity in the air would've eroded it by now

What if your teacher told you that they don't deal in "what ifs"?

[hades cornerstone]

You needed a license to have children in the U.S and the government made it illegal for men to have shoulder length hair?

[nagarjuna]

I would throw a fit.

What if the Animaniacs invaded your bedroom?

[Bowie20049]

I would join them.

What if you found out that you were the reincarnation of God?