What if...?

[appleofmyeye]

I'd be psyched because I could be whatever I want, but sad because I'd have responsibility :(.

What if you were given a million dollars, but you couldn't spend it on yourself.

[Alex]

I'd put it in a savings account

What if you were told that the last words of the one you love most would perpetually be replayed in your head, but in return you would never see their physical death?

[appleofmyeye]

That's awful either way. How are you supposed to continue living if their words are a constant reminder :(.

What if all war ended but under a strict dictatorship worldwide?

[nagarjuna]

Then war would not truly have ended, because dictatorship is a war against my independence. And I would fight back.

What if it were demonstrated to you beyond doubt that your own religion (or lack thereof) were false and somebody else's was true?

[MasterCarlton]

Well if someones religion was completely true, life would not be fun anymore :( But because I am such an ignorant f*cker I would still battle for atheism. And if it were atheism that was proved totally right, I would go on a "told ya so" spree:D

What if the egg came before the chicken???

[jordanisonfire]

I believe it did, seeing as there had to be the eggs of other animals around before the chicken was even created. :D

What if we were invaded by a planet of aliens that were exactly the same as people on Earth, so everyone had their own doppelgänger?

[Saraphine]

I would send my duplicate to school and would make her work like a slave. HAHAHAHA(evil laugh)

What if you were locked in a room filled with starving demons, without any weapon to kill them?

[Remi]

I'd try and talk them out of it and convince them if they let me free I'd go get them ALL something to eat..'cause I don't taste so yummy and I wouldn't be enough to fill their hunger. :P

What if everything in the world was pink? :D

[Bowie20049]

Then everything will be more kinky

What if I hit you with a shovel?

[Remi]

I'd die.. :(

What if you ruled the world?

[wacko1574]

I would get rid of all nuclear weapons...and force all countries to get along well!

What if there was no such thing as Racism?

[jordanisonfire]

Then there'd be... no racism.

What if Microsoft enslaved the world with a powerful mind control device placed in its Windows OS'?

[GeorgeMichael]

We'd be the most useless mind controlled slaves ever, breaking down all the time...

what if you started aging backwards tomorrow?

[jordanisonfire]

Then I wouldn't have had much of a life when I died. >.>

What if the UN built a machine that enabled us to live in the internet and forced all of us to do so, or we'd be killed?

[ScottyMcGee]

Then the future would be like. . the Matrix. . .O_o


What if I became Batman?

[jordanisonfire]

Then you would no longer be the Joker. ;]

What if you were given the choice of your whole country's people living (except your family), your family living (but the rest of your whole country's people dying) or unlimited money for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

[Bowie20049]

The third because I'm selfish.

What if you found out that the girl/boy of your dreams was actually your long lost fraternal twin brother/sister?

[Alice Glitterhorn]

I would break down, cry, and most likely go insane.

What if it suddenly started to rain pennies?

[Remi]

If it rained pennies my heart wouldn't break no more whenever I went to the mall..

What if animals could speak?

[appleofmyeye]

I'd be Doctor Doolittle.

What if all that was on t.v were Disney and Nick shows?

[jordanisonfire]

So long as the internet is free from such horrors, I'd be fine.

What if the whole world was united as one?

[appleofmyeye]

Everyone would be happy, yay~.

What if you could only eat raw food from now on?

[Simmi]

I would eat the raw food..

What if (I'm really bad at these) anyone could read anyone's mind? Like eavesdropping... on thoughts.

[appleofmyeye]

Stephenie Meyer's cult of fangirls will only find it proof that their queen is the messiah.

What if you didn't have to breath?

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Then we wouldn't have "Who can hold their breath the longest?" contests.

What if a dog put a leash on you and called you its pet?

[Jaz]

I would eat the leash. And then run away.

What if electricity stopped existing?

[Remi]

I wouldn't get to watch TV or sit online :(

What if we lived underwater?

[nagarjuna]

Then we wouldn't live there for long.

What if Harry Potter were all real, except that at Hogwarts nobody ever wore clothes?

[ICeAngel302]

Then I'll burn my eyes out.

What if there was no more icecream and everyone HAD to eat pins?

[nagarjuna]

Then I would go to an Italian restaurant and order the pinny pasta.

What if aliens came and ordered every nation to change the official language to pig-latin?

[ICeAngel302]

I would get a bamzooka and blow them up.

What if you only had four mnutes left to live? (We talked about this in sunay school a few weeks back XD it was quite an interesting topic aswell XD)

[nagarjuna]

I would tell my parents that I loved them and then call my bf and tell him I loved him, and then I would pray.

What if up were down?

[Jaz]

Then I would be very confused.

What if everyone looked exactly the same?

[ICeAngel302]

I would be scared. VERY scared.

What if you could no longer talk, read, or write?

[nagarjuna]

I would kill myself.

What if you were drafted into World War III?

[Jaz]

I would shoot myself.

What if reading was banned forever?

[nagarjuna]

I would become a masked vigilante.

What if your parents turned out to be from Mars? [You are not allowed to say 'I wouldn't be surprised.' :D]

[hades cornerstone]

I would study myself to see if I had powers or what not.

What if you had an army of samurai at your command?

[Melo]

I'd use them to build an empire.

what if we all had no hands and feet?

[Jaz]

We'd adapt and use our mouths as hands and build weird shoe things for feet.

What if you found out that your school/the school you used to go to was a fake, and everything you had learnt was useless?

[nagarjuna]

Jaz, this thread is for scenarios which are NOT real. :P

What if swine flew?

[Jaz]

That isn't real! ;)

It would be very scary. But quite funny really.

What if sheep took over the world and ate babies like we eat lambs?

[ICeAngel302]

Ewwww. We all haill the sheep in hopes they would stop eating the babies.

What if I had a bamzooka right now.

[nagarjuna]

I'd hire you to pick off my enemies.

What if there were world peace?

[Jaz]

There would still be poverty and unfairness, so the world would still full of the shit it is now.

What if girls weren't pressured to wear make up and be skinny and just be natural?

[ICeAngel302]

Then I would be very happy 'cause it would end some bulling.

What if the sun blew up?

[nagarjuna]

Then we would be SOBs SOL.

What if boys were not pressured NOT to wear makeup and be aggressive and insensitive and wear butt-ugly clothes?

[S. Peppercorns]

If the pressure just stopped, abruptly, they would keep not wearing makeup and would still be agressive and still wear hideous clothing, out of habit. But if this had never been, and the boys had never known pressure of this sort, then boys would be a lot smarter and would look a lot nicer. They would have their own styles, instead of the ones pop culture picked out for them.

If mermaids existed, what would they look like?

[Jaywing]

Mermaids would probably look just like us, but with tails...

What if all the trees of the world got cut down, but there was still oxygen.

[nagarjuna]

Then I wouldn't be surprised because the majority of the oxygen comes from blue-green algae (I'm pretty sure.)

What if all of the cats in the world purred at exactly the same moment?

[ICeAngel302]

Then we would have a purring band.

Someone else take my go.

[Jaz]

Okay... What if we all lost the ability to see?

[ICeAngel302]

Then we would bump into things.

What if the moon crashed into the earth?

[nagarjuna]

Then it would be like Zelda, Majora's Mask. Which would be pretty cool.

What if you were told that you have to go back and finish 1st grade?

[Jaywing]

I would not believe them, and if it was true, I would be sad.
What if you failed kindergarten?

[imagination_123]

I wouldn't care. I look the youngest so it would be nice to look the oldest for a change, besides... who's going to find out?

What if the whole world was believed to be something like the MATRIX?

[Melo]

I don't really care for the matrix so maybe just stand around and hope no one notices me

what if we were still living during the ice age?

[imagination_123]

I would get frost bite and want to die.
What if this site closed down?!

[miss_smiley]

Then I would be very, very sad. :(
What if this is all simply a dream? *hypnotist voice*

[nagarjuna]

It *is* a dream... I wake up once in a while, but people who think I'm crazy always force me to fall asleep again.

What if you were given a compelling warning that there will be a massive zombie invasion in five years?

[Bowie20049]

Prepare rations and shotguns with several hundred shells

What if you were born in China?

[miss_smiley]

Then I would be Chinese, and probably have a completely different value system. OR my parents would be travellers. Which they're not. :P So they wouldn't be the parents I have now, which means I would quite possibly have a completely different mentality and psyche. :P

What if the world ended tomorrow? :P <-- How's THAT for clichee? :P

[Bowie20049]

Then that would suck.

What if you got an Xbox 360 in the mail by accident, completely paid by the person who was supposed to get it.

[Eilidh]

I'd keep it.
What if someone exploded infront of you

[Bowie20049]

I'd probably go into mental shock

What if you had a cat (if you do, then what if you had ANOTHER cat?)

[ScottyMcGee]

Uhhh cool?

Cats are cool.

I have to admit Bowie, that "what if" sucked ass. That's like wasting a wish on a hot dog or a Coke bottle.

What if YOUR FACE sucked? It sucked SO BAD that no one dared to look at you becuase of your suckage.

[nagarjuna]

I would either get surgery or become a serial killer.

What if proposing "what if"s had the power to make them come true?

[Bowie20049]

Then I would say, "What if everyone liked me and I had a billion dollars?"

What if everyone liked me and I had a billion dollars?

[Iridescence]

Then you would suddenly wake up and say, "Aw, it was only a dream." :P

What if you had the option of breathing underwater or in outer space?

[nagarjuna]

I would take a bath in outer space.

What if your family were eaten by giant ants?

[Melo]

I'd go find some giant spiders to take my revenge. And then call a giant pest controler.

what if you could rename yourself?

[Iridescence]

I'd name myself Amaroq, or Ama for short. It means "wolf" in Eskimo, which I think is Inuit...

What if you could choose one unhealthy junk food and make it as healthy as a vegetable?

[Jack]

I would choose a burger. Set up a fast-food restaurant, and become a millionaire.

What if you could control the weather?

[Bowie20049]

I would make it snow in Africa and see peoples' reactions.

What if you lived in a video game?

[Jack]

I would choose Half-Life, become leader of the Resistance and rid the Earth of the Combine Forces, that's how awesome I am....

What if you accidentally went to school naked?

[Eilidh]

That'd be awkward...


What if you're name was Jobby. (this is a topic I've discussed for a long time..)

[Jack]

I would probably end up as the janitor for some secondary school some where.

What if the sky fell down? (chicken licken was right)