Lesson of the day

[Bowie20049]

Everyone has those little morals that they learn for the day. Pretty basic. If you guys do not understand, I will personally bash you in the lungs.

My lesson: Always listen to other people's lessons.

[miss_smiley]

My lesson: Don't use big words around little brains... Scary consequences...

[Fiction]

Lesson #3: You learn something new every day.

[Iridescence]

Lesson #4: Get your homework done on time, dammit.

[Zombified]

Lesson 5: If a song sounds like it needs remixing, and you've already mastered it twice, it probably doesn't need to be mastered again.

[appleofmyeye]

Lesson 6: Do not push off work until Sunday when football is on.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 7: Never, never, never listen to Zomb. :P

[ScottyMcGee]

Lesson #8: When fighting an opponent, no matter how big or small, never retreat or step back. Only go forward.

[appleofmyeye]

Lesson 9- Do not eat yellow snow.

[thecollector]

Lesson 10: Never try to guess what someone's thinking. You're always wrong.

[Simmi]

Lesson 11: Always go with your gut feeling.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 12: When surrounded by Twi-tards, it's usually not a good idea to antagonise them...
>.>
<.<

[Zombified]

Lesson 13: When recording an Eight minute song, be sure to record all the loud instruments first. Otherwise you will wake up neighbors and bother people when cutting guitars at One AM.

[Iridescence]

Lesson 14: Never eat french toast with too much maple syrup, then have an ice cream sandwich right afterward. Can lead to excessive hyperness and/or destructive behaviors.

[Ninjatrone]

Lesson 15: Do not view the future in a past tense.

[Bowie20049]

Lesson 16: Never follow this particular series of lessons.

[appleofmyeye]

So you're going to eat the yellow snow, eh Bowie?

Lesson 17: DO antagonize Twitards cuz it's fun ^^.

[thecollector]

Lesson 18: Some puzzles are just better left unsolved.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 19: When the door-sign says "Do Not Disturb"...they really do mean it. Don't go in... *shudder* *twitch*

[Ninjatrone]

Lesson 20: Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
(case in point)

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 21: Don't get involved in office politics. They're more trouble than they're worth.

[xcomplex]

Mine is: don't put things off until tommorow, cause you don't know what will happen then. For a fact you could be dead jk lolz.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 23: People in America? Don't get up. Today is sh*tful.

[Bowie20049]

Lesson 24: When you feel mad, punch something hard. It will make you feel better, and your fist will be harder.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 25: When someone says "Oh...well, that's ok.", it's usually not.

[An Angry Panda]

Lesson 26: Carry breath mints. The person next to you could use them.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 27: Flirting with guys in alley-ways is never a good idea (yes...this lesson is a little old. Shush, Zomb)

[thecollector]

Lesson 28: Sometimes it's just better to never care at all because, in the words of Rod Stewart, "The first cut is the deepest".

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 29: Good people do exist. Be careful not to mix them in with the rotten eggs.

[Zombified]

Lesson 30: Flirting with cute girls in zombie nurse costumes may seem appealing, but angry security guards don't seem to think so.

[ICeAngel302]

Lesson 31: Never annoy somone called Alix. =P

[Iridescence]

Lesson 32: Wear goggles when washing your hair. Avoid painful shampoo in the eyes.

[Bowie20049]

Lesson 33: If you feel good about something, there is something wrong. When you feel that something's wrong, something's wrong.

[Simmi]

Lesson 34: Never count the days until something. You might get an anxiety attack.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 35: When you're bored, it means that you're MEANT to be doing something, but you don't really want to...

AND! (ahaha! Going for gold here!)

Lesson 36: When a police man pulls you over for not wearing your seatbelt, don't call him a "f*cking honky". It's never a good idea.

[Jaywing]

Lesson #37: When somebody tells you they don't want to talk about it, they mean it.
And...
Lesson #38: Be nice to nerds. Chances are that someday you will work for one.

[Lykaios]

Lesson 39: Don't tell your boss you think he's strange before he's given you your wages.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 40: In a competition, the people you're competing against are going to remember you much longer than the adjudicator. Don't be a bitch. Use the proper stage etiquette.

[Iridescence]

Lesson 41: Never, ever, push the button. No matter how much you want to. Please.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 42: People worth their salt in something don't ramble about it. The people who have studied the basics of something and nothing more...do.


Oh, and:

Lesson 43: GIRLS HAVE PASSAGIOS TOO!

...stupid nitwit of an adjudicator...

[Lykaios]

Lesson 44: Killing your characters is literary murder. Have a good alibi, yeah? ;)

[thecollector]

Lesson 45: Always be prepared to defend yourself in an argument.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 44: Killing your characters is literary murder. Have a good alibi, yeah? ;)

Damn! :P Is it punishable...?

Little Life Lesson No. 46: If you're slowly turning into a grammar nut-case, call me. We can go to the same therapist together. :P

[thecollector]

Lesson 47: When someone rubs a stick of dynamite against a tree, it's good to run the opposite direction. Haha.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 48: If you have to make a bomb, use easy-to-find ingredients, like hair shampoo, so it's fairly untraceable...
>.>
<.<

[Iridescence]

Lesson 49: Never get between a four-year-old and her cookie. It will almost certainly result in extensive physical damage to the offender. *shudder*

[Bowie20049]

Lesson 49a: Or the cookie.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 50: It should be part b, Bowie. :P

[Jack]

Lesson 51: "Don't criticise what you can't understand"

That lesson's credit goes to Bob Dylan.

[Zaphkiel]

Lesson 52: Every action will always have some type of result, whether positive or negative.

[sXe_Jinxeh]

Lesson 53: Stress kills. Take time every day to put one of your characters through a brutal situation, just so you can feel better about yourself.

[thecollector]

Lesson 54: Never talk in school when your teacher is right outside the door. She'll hear every comment you make about her being racist. If only my one friend knew that and stayed quiet like me... Haha.

[Simmi]

Lesson 55: Always take your medicine. Even if you feel fine, it'll come back to bite you in the butt.

EDIT: Lesson 56: Never try to stop a fight that only consists of shouting. You'll look like and idiot standing in the middle of two people who are just yelling.

[Jaywing]

Lesson #56: Never. Ever. Let something slip in a group. It could come back and kick you. Really.

[Lykaios]

Lesson 57: Don't chew mouse cables. Just don't.

[Iridescence]

Lesson 58: Never, ever stare at a Twiggle the wrong way. Unless you want to lose your intestines.

[Zombified]

Lesson 59: Never record for longer than four hours while continuously wearing headphones. Your ears will hurt!

[Jack]

Lesson 60: Every game has it's glitches.

[miss_smiley]

Little Life Lesson No. 61: When you're new to a job, you're a novelty and so, people usually treat you with more niceties than they would if you had been in the job, say, 3 months.
Enjoy it.

Little Life Lesson No. 62: If you do a job well enough, people will take you for granted.

[Lykaios]

Little Life Lesson No. 61: When you're new to a job, you're a novelty and so, people usually treat you with more niceties than they would if you had been in the job, say, 3 months.
Enjoy it.
Haha, not where I work. If you survive the spoons being thrown across the kitchen, the poison accusations (lack of lemon in drinks. xD), the verbal confusion, and the slave-driving, you're in and can relax. I didn't notice any of it until after, but we've had one person leave during the verbal confusion stage. :P

Lesson 63: One tree has more shades/hues of green to they eye than Pi has decimals.

[thecollector]

Lesson 64: Time will pass. There's nothing you can do about it. So live for today.

[Simmi]

Numero 65: Don't play volleyball if you have a fear of getting hit in the face with a ball.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 66: Watching nine office girls go blotto on confectionary is ALWAYS fun. Always. *nods*
(It's Lolly Friday in the office. It. Is. Hilarious.)

[Bowie20049]

Lesson 67: Loli is different than lolly.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 68: Bowie has a one-track mind. Make sure you read his posts carefully before replying.

Lesson 69: This is a reeeeally suspect number... :P *giggles*

[thecollector]

Lesson 70 because that was... yeah: Don't listen to your teachers. They're always wrong. xD

[Simmi]

Simmi's Lesson o' the Day numero 71: If you have around five people leaning on a door to keep it closed with you inside... never try to kick it open. It hurts.

A lot.

[Jaywing]

Lesson #72~ Never talk too freely. Never.

[Bowie20049]

Lesson 73: Do respect your elders, they can always kick your ass at any time.

[An Angry Panda]

Lesson 74: When beginning an intense excersise regime, it's very important that you prepare yourself for it. Otherwise, you'll be really sore afterwards.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 75: Stretch yourself. You only get one chance at life, so why not shoot for as much as you can? Have some fun while you're young and able.

[Simmi]

Simmi's lesson o' the day numero 76: Don't be hurt when the person has A.D.H.D. It isn't their fault... usually.

[Iridescence]

Lesson 77: Work first, YWO later. Resist the lure of the site (look at me, bloody hypocrite...).

[Bowie20049]

Lesson 78: Inverting every rule posted here brings interesting results.

[Liziy]

Lesson number 79: If you make friends with hyper people, you will get physically hurt.

[miss_smiley]

Little Life Lesson Number 80: Y'know, occaisionally, you come across someone who understands you and won't laugh at your dreams and won't laugh at your theories. Appreciate them. They're rare.

[Jack]

Lesson 81: Bright Eyes are frickin' amazing, and Connor Oberst could be the next Dylan. Listen to "I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning" for this lessons homework.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 82: Sometimes people's taste in music is vastly different to your own. It's not a bad thing - it's just a different thing.

[Jack]

Lesson 83: Most of the time, peoples music taste will be different to miss_smiley's own.

P.S: Did you listen to them? :)

[thecollector]

Lesson 84: When the going gets tough, stand your ground.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 83: Most of the time, peoples music taste will be different to miss_smiley's own.

P.S: Did you listen to them? :)

Lesson 85: Lesson 83 is, sadly, correct. :P

PS: Yes, I did. Sorry, dude. Just not my thing, is all. ^^

Also, Lesson 86: When you're the last poster in every single game on here...be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

(Just checked it out... my name stretches on for miles...)

[Simmi]

Lesson 87: If you're every really nervous about asking a guy (or girl) out. Never think about them in their underwear. It doesn't help.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 88: There's always going to be someone out there that you think is faaaar better than yourself. Don't get hung up on it.

[jcsk88]

Lesson 89: It's not where you've been. It's where you're going. (Jimmy Wayne)

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 90: A lot of the time, you'll get frustrated, because you don't know where you're going. GPS is awesome for car trips, but unfortunately, it doesn't come in "Life mode".

[thecollector]

Lesson 91: Never laugh at the number 13. It always finds a way to screw up your life halfway through that Friday.

[Zombified]

92-If a song has a great melody, don't change it.

[LyssaSays]

Lesson 93: Never regret something that once made you smile, even if it now makes you cry.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 94: Hugging trees is actually really comforting, even if you do look like a madperson doing it.

[jcsk88]

Lesson 95: Students can't apply knowledge that they haven't been taught. All you teacher wannabe's better keep that in mind!

[Jack]

Lesson 96: Trivia is useless knowledge that can very rarely be applied to the real world.

[Simmi]

Lesson 97: Don't be a chicken, just ask.

[thecollector]

Lesson 98: Sometimes, it's good to be the first person to break the silence in an argument; it helps diminish confusion.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 99: People will always...ok, usually have an opinion on you that varies VASTLY from what you think of yourself. Sometimes, you may even wonder if you're talking about the same person (you).

[thecollector]

Lesson 100: If your friend is feeling down, you can always cheer them up with the story of how you met them. :) Here's to you, Em! I hope that helped. (She's doesn't have an account so I have no idea why I just said that. Haha.)

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 100, part b: The exception to this case is when the first time you and your friend ever met...you ended up punching his lights out. Don't bring it up - he still gets shitty every time you remind him that you won. ^^

[Simmi]

Lesson 101: Never say, "Can things get any worse?" They usually do, and they get a lot worse.

[LyssaSays]

Lesson 102: Listen to life lessons, but do not dwell on them, as you will begin (or continue) to lose sleep.

[Simmi]

Simmi's Lesson o' the Day 103: Remember, plan ahead!

[miss_smiley]

Little Life Lesson Number 104: Procrastination is bad. Don't do it. Ever.

[jcsk88]

Lesson 105: Time management is of utmost importance, be it in exams or in life.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 106: When a guy stands up for you...it's something quite special. ^^ Just a note to remember, everyone. Don't be taking it for granted.

[Wolfie]

Lesson 107: Don't throw your wallet at people--sometimes it returns. (Ouch!)

[Simmi]

Simmi's lesson o' the day number 108: Just because your voice has returned, doesn't mean you can go talking all the time. You just might lose it again.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson number 109: This place is very distracting. If you're on a tight schedule... don't come on here. That includes morning tea breaks...
*now running ten minutes late...*

[jcsk88]

Lesson 110: When you're driving, be sure to only have ONE navigator, and try not to have any backseat commenatators who think they're being helpful. Trust me on this one. Seriously. I've been there.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson no. 111 (oooh! Random awesome number!): When you're really, really tired, but sort of kind of over-tired... don't have fifteen (yes, fifteen) cups of coffee. It's not a good idea. Just don't.

Lesson no. 112: Actually, just don't drink fifteen cups of coffee in one sitting, full-stop.

[Wolfie]

Lesson 113: Don't look for things that aren't there. Only when there's something to find.

[Simmi]

Lesson 114: Sometimes, people don't want you analyzing their every move. You'll lose friends that way. Seriously.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 115: Sometimes, people are actually going to take your words literally. Like "read between the lines"... they'll actually go and find train-tracks and read from the middle of them, in the hopes of understanding what you're talking about hidden in the pages of your favorite novels. These people are evidently not-so-bright and you should take great care when talking to them.

[Wolfie]

Lesson 116: There's always going to be something trying to bring you down--c'est la vie. The challenge is trying to keep balance.

(Yes, I know it's been said a thousand times, but at the moment, it relates to my life.)

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 117: If you know you have to get up at 5:30am, don't stay up until 12am. That's a very, very, very stupid idea. Even if you are having a good ol' chat. :P

[thecollector]

Lesson 118: The best thing you could ever do is to give your ADHD friend sugar and send them into your boring Algebra class. xD

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 119: Never let your mother sign you up for a gig. You will probably end up singing some fairly idiotic song about bears to the accompaniment of bagpipes. T.T

[thecollector]

Lesson 120: Always let your friends throw custard cups to each other in Home Ec. It's a proven fact that one will shatter, giving you the chance to never let them live it down. :)

[Heartstop.]

Lesson 121. When trying not to procrastinate it is best to delete the stumble button all together. NO ONE CAN RESIST STUMBLE

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 122: When you know you cannot eat something, for allergy reasons... don't eat it. No matter how good it looks. You are guaranteed to pay through the nose for it.

[Zombified]

Lesson 123: Don't make jokes with H1N1 Vaccination security guards.

[Bowie20049]

What happened there, Z?

Lesson 124: When you hear a pitter-patter in your ceiling, tell someone.

[Simmi]

Simmi's Lesson o' the Day 125: Sometimes, it's teasing your teacher is a bad thing. They might attack you.

[thecollector]

Lesson 126: When you think about giving up, don't. Your last act of defiance creates the ultimate eclipse that may change your life forever in a good way.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 127: Don't ever let a half-cooked turkey sit in your oven for two whole weeks. For that matter, don't let your brother cook. You won't be able to use your oven, and when it comes to Christmas time, you will have to do your baking half-way across town at your grandmother's place BECAUSE YOU CANNOT USE YOUR FREAKING OVEN!

[Zombified]

Lesson 128: Never put off reading THREE 60 page plays for an exam the day before.

[Durriedog]

Lesson 129: When you're a newb, you're annoying to everyone. When you are no longer a newb, all the newbs are annoying.

[Wolfie]

Lesson 130: If you're on a ledge, and there's no railing, don't peek too far over it.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 131: When you're getting ready to cook, or anything for that matter, actually read the recipe, in case there are any nasty steps like "leave in the fridge for a full day" or something like that lurking about...
T.T

[thecollector]

Lesson 132: Never open your big, fat mouth. That's when the problems begin. Haha.

[Quietus]

Lesson 133: (Don't know if it's been done before, but I'm doing it anyway) People are stupid.

[jcsk88]

Lesson 134: When making new year resolutions, don't.

[Simmi]

Lesson 135: Try not to be anxious when falling asleep, it just ends up waking you up in the middle of the night.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 136: Note to anyone out there with brothers bigger and heavier than themselves: DO NOT play football with them. Even if it is touch. It's highly likely they will run into you, and, trust me, it really canes.
T.T
(My back...will never be the same)

[ScottyMcGee]

Lesson 137: When fighting Ifrit, always attack and run, attack and run. Never stay swiping your sword for too long.

[miss_smiley]

Lesson 138: Rule of mirroring - the higher up in power something is, the deeper and worse it will be when it makes its fall.

[ScottyMcGee]

Lesson 139: Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

[thecollector]

Lesson 140: Be thankful for what you have before it's gone.