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[Twilight Lover]

Hiya!
I'm Twilight Lover! I have abosolutley no idea why I'm posting this, so ya. you get the idea.
I'm ah-vioulsy new.
okayyyyy ya anyway....
C ya!

[Quietus]

Just a little warning: You shall soon be torn to complete shreds.
However, I'm not the one to do it.
Welcome to YWO... Let us know more about you, what you write/read, etc...
I'm Quietus. :mellow:

[An Angry Panda]

To give you forewarning, miss smiley will come in here and maul you for using bad grammar and most everyone here doesn't like Twilight. And I don't like how you have no idea why you're posting in here. It's wierd. But that's not to say that you're not welcome here :)

[Bowie20049]

http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww54/musicloverchic/Twilight_Hate__Sparkle_by_PreoSmo.jpg

[Jaywing]

Okay. Use the grammer you used earlier today! I have seen your grammar. It is good!

And people. Please don't kill her because she likes Twilight... I've seen her writing. She's one of the Twilight lovers that isn't annoying!

And welcome, my friend, to the hallowed halls of YWO! (Rawr! I stole your line, Smiley! :P)
I am feeling random...
And tell them more. Like what you read and write. They want to know if your the kind of newb they like to eat er... I mean welcome!!

[Fiction]

I don't get why people always have to self-identify as Twilight Lovers, not Bob or Janie or Frankie or Mary Sue? I mean, really.
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HI!!

[Jaywing]

Fiction, now don't be mean... Hahaha.

You stretched the thread!

[Fiction]

That I did!

[Mercy]

People, please don't kill her because she likes Twilight.


Welcome to YWO. ^^

[Jaywing]

Nice, Mercy... and believe me when I say this... she's one of the good Twilight loving newbs. :)

[miss_smiley]

Hello, there!
*nods sagely* Normally, I would rip it up you for your bad grammar (and, yes, your taste. Sorry. No sparkly vampires on the menu for me. I'm allergic), but you're lucky that Birdy is someone I respect for her taste in people. Please, I beg of you, use the grammar that you possess. I don't have a problem with you expressing your opinion about Twilight - that's your choice, but you will probably get pwned by the Twi-haters.
And as a side note, it's probably not a good idea to use "abosolutely" - where I come from, that'll get you shot...
>.>
<.<

And, dammit! Birdy! Thou stealing poppinjay!! Thou hast stolen mine precious, sacred phrase! *tutts loudly in Shakespearean*

In short, welcome!
Much grinnage!
Miss Smiley ^_*

[Jaywing]

Nice, Smiles... Yeah, trust me, Twilight Lover is one of the good Twilight loving newbs like I said. And I appreciate you not eating her. Yay!

To Twilight Lover- I am calling you Twi now. Or MyCars. But if you were MyCars... Then I would have to be SnappingFire, so I will call you Twi. Yes, I have a bit of a reputation with some people here for being the random person who confuses people with my random inteod. *Remembers OverAndOut*...

[miss_smiley]

Random inteod?

...yeah...I rest my case. :P

[Fiction]

Jaywing: Now with 25% more random.

[Ninjatrone]

Twilight is okay, although it could use a bit more vampire fighting and a bit less brooding.
The sequel looks to be more up my alley.

[miss_smiley]

O.o Truth be told (and I'm sorry, Twise, sweets - oh! By the way, that's your new nickname. Treasure it :P Like "wise" with a T), the main thing I can't stand about Twilight are the clichees. And the poor character building.
And the grammar. *gets out machete*

[Jaywing]

Yeah, but please don't eat her! Okay, Twi, tell them what kind of book you like to read (Try to minimize Twilight... I don't want you to get mauled...) and what you write. And don't mind Fiction... She likes to eat newbs...

[jordanisonfire]

-twitches-

Must... resist...

[Lykaios]

Someone should train sheep to eat all the mushrooms in the world . . .

[thecollector]

"Hello? Is there anybody in there?! Just shout if you can hear me!" (Sorry, I had a Pink Floyd moment.)

What do you like to write?

[miss_smiley]

*yells for Will* HOLA!!

And I wasn't going to eat her - I even apologised to her before I presented my argument. That doesn't exactly reek of "Let's eat her because she likes sparkly vampires and clichees up to her eyeballs"...

[Jaywing]

Nice, Smiley... And This is a bit spammful already...

[Twilight Lover]

Hiya!
Okay so under the advice of Jaywing, I shall now tell you a little bit about my reading writting, etc.
I have won two first place awards for my writting, and a few for various other forms of art.
I am currently wreading the Summoning and debating weather to read Anne of Green Gables or Gone with the Wind next. (Help Please!)
I think that covers most of it. I don't really have bad grammar, but I wear contacts so somtimes the screen blurs.
Homework Time! Bye!

[Simmi]

Hiya!
Okay so under the advice of Jaywing, I shall now tell you a little bit about my reading writting, etc.
I have won two first place awards for my writting, Grr, it's spelled writing, not writting. and a few for various other forms of art.
I am currently wreading Wreading? What the hell is that? It's reading. the Summoning and debating weather to read Anne of Green Gables or Gone with the Wind next. (Help Please!)
I think that covers most of it. I don't really have bad grammar, but I wear contacts so somtimes Meh, I won't pounce on you for this one. You forgot the 'e' it's spelled 'sometimes'. the screen blurs.
Homework Time! Bye!

Hm, welcome to YWO. You kind of contradicted yourself with the 'not really having bad grammar' thing, because you spelled reading and writing wrong. Makes me wonder about these first place awards.
Read the FAQs and Rules, critiquing guidelines, blahblahblah.
I didn't read any of the other posts, so I might just be asking questions you have already answered.
What genre do you read? What genre do you write? Do you write poetry, short stories, novels or novellas? How long have you been writing? How long have you been serious about your writing?
I think that's it. Once again, Welcome.

[Twilight Lover]

Oh, one more thing;
I have a job as a book reviewer, I just read "A Walk Throught A Window"
I thought I was really impressive. I won't spoile it for you, but you should read it!

[Twilight Lover]

To awnser some of your questions, I don't Intend to have a carrer in writting, I'm not that serious about it. I don't care what I read or write, all depends on my mood.
If you have ever heard of Christine Harris (author of the undercover girl series) she has read some of my writting and liked it. But I do not Intend to put that on here.

[appleofmyeye]

I'm a little curious now... well welcome to YWO. Nice to meet you I guess :).

[Jaywing]

You must have a genre that you prefer... Like fiction in general is for me...

[miss_smiley]

Anne of Green Gables. Definitely.
Writing, honey, not "writting".
And once your grammar and spelling gets as bad as it does in the last post, it's time to get new contacts. O_o
And that sounds pretty cool. ^_*
...So exactly what ARE you doing here, if you're not here to post up your writing for critiques? O_o ?

[Iridescence]

Anne of Green Gables. Definitely.
Writing, honey, not "writting".
And once your grammar and spelling gets as bad as it does in the last post, it's time to get new contacts. O_o
And that sounds pretty cool. ^_*
...So exactly what ARE you doing here, if you're not here to post up your writing for critiques? O_o ?

Anne of the Green Gables rocks, dudette. ^_^

I reserve my judgement, as far as this thread goes. Welcome.

[Bowie20049]

How old is this person?

[Jaywing]

You are gonna post your work, right? And Bowie, she is my age... Duh! But then... You don't know my exact age... Muahahaha! *Evil laughter.*

[Bowie20049]

You're about 12. So she's young, and seems a little arrogant. xP Bad combo.

[miss_smiley]

Hmmm. I'm not sure about arrogant - I think it's more like being a big fish in a little pond. You haven't been exposed to much, have you, Twise?
(<-- Studies psychology. Has the same kind of thing - singer with a big voice in a community of choral singers.)

Don't take this the wrong way, ok, but don't get complacent. I'm sort of jumping the gun, but even when you ARE good, you cannot afford to get stagnant. That, dude, is that one certain way to fail.
I wouldn't say this to you if it wasn't true.

[Jaywing]

... :glare: I'm older than twelve, Bowie!!! Grraaaaaaaaaaar!

And Twi, they are trying to help you so don't take it the wrong way... I don't want you to be the next writer_girl... :(

[Rouge]

I hate Twilight.

(:

I hate a lot of things at the moment, like Statistics and math in general.

(:
Welcome to YWO. Use correct grammar please. We are a writing website. Firefox offers spell check with its browser. Or, you know, just proofreading in general would work too.

There is nothing good about Twilight. xP

Read some good literature, like Fight Club or Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk. Or The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, or anything by Edgar Allan Poe. Maybe even try some of Stephen King's short stories.
Point being, read something other than Meyer's crap. :)

That's all the advice I have for the day. Goodbye.

[Jaywing]

Nice welcome... the words totally contradict the smiley faces...

[appleofmyeye]

I'm kinda with Bowie here... I mean there's no reason to brag like that. If you are a good writer it should show in how you speak (or type :P).

ADRI YOUR SMILEYS ARE BACKWARDS!

[Simmi]

Like my orchestra teacher says, your actions speak louder than your words. So. Show us your writing and will see if that backs up what you say

[Twilight Lover]

Thank you for your ummm.... help everyone but I don't think I will be back again any time soon. I'm more of a visual arts person.
Bye!

[miss_smiley]

....
Did we, by any chance, chase her away, because that sounds like a reeeeeeally lame cop-out, considering we also have an art forum... *blink*

[Simmi]

Visual arts...? Meh, oh well.

[Rouge]

Lololololololololol okay. (:

[miss_smiley]

Eeek! The thread has infected our beloved Adri! We need a language doctor! Somebody call the ambulance!!!

[Jaywing]

...sigh. I think Twi should make a new account were nobody knows who she is now... Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmm... I could do that to see what people would treat me like as a newb... Makes me wonder...!

[Iridescence]

Thank you for your ummm.... help everyone but I don't think I will be back again any time soon. I'm more of a visual arts person.
Bye!

Wimp.

[Bowie20049]

...sigh. I think Twi should make a new account were nobody knows who she is now... Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmm... I could do that to see what people would treat me like as a newb... Makes me wonder...!

And after that, you'd be banned. Make us all happy!

[Jaywing]

I wasn't GOING to do that!! And you know Mik.1996? She wanted to be banned. Take no offence by her crit...

[Mercy]

Considering this thread seems to have run its course, I'm going to go ahead and lock it if that's okay?