Kill the above user with an object starting with the last letter of their name

[Bowie20049]

Got it from another site. (Delete if there's something similar...)

So if you want to kill me (Bowie20049), you would use...I don't know...eggshells! or something. GoGoGo.

[Alex]

I'm going to kill you with eggplants.

C

[Bowie20049]

I'll kill you with Xylophones.

[Iridescence]

I'll kill you with my elbow. ^^;

[miss_smiley]

And I'll kill YOU with...um...AN ENIGMA!

[Zombified]

Zombified runs up to miss_smiley and carves the smile off her face with a rusted yellow butter knife.

[Bowie20049]

Zombified died

[miss_smiley]

And I killed Bowie with an eeeevil closet. His, actually. xP

[Bowie20049]

When suddenly, a Yak stampedes on Miss_Smiley.

[Nyx]

Bowie's eaten alive by the Easter Bunny ^^

[Zombified]

Out of the darkness, Wolverine from the X-Men jumps out and plunges his claws into Nyx's head.

[Nyx]

A deer stomps on Zomb :rolleyes:

[Iridescence]

Nyx is killed by a sentient Xylophone, which shoves its mallets down her throat. :D

[Perry]

Iridescence get pwnd by an ewok. (what is that?)

[Bowie20049]

QuantumResearch got smashed by Heaven's Hammer.

[Fiction]

Bowie20049 is killed nine times over, each in dreadfully violent, sick ways.

[Bowie20049]

9 is not a letter.

Then, a nymphet skips over and kills Fiction with a Net.

[Fiction]

Everyone emasculates Bowie and eats him eagerly.

[miss_smiley]

And I use Nyx to kill Fiction in a battle-axe sort of motion. xP

[Fiction]

You accidentally nom your head off.

[Iridescence]

I send Fiction to Neverland, where she is killed by Captain Nook.

[ICeAngel302]

An elephant crushes Iri to death.

[Midsummernightsdream]

Lango kills Ice.

[Lykaios]

You are drowned in mango chutney.

[Fiction]

Lykaios is murdered with a scimitar.

[Iridescence]

Fiction is nommed by a nibbler.

[Zombified]

Iridescence is exploded by a nail bomb Zombified made. Incidentally, her face became nothing more than the equivalent of a smashed peach.

[Iridescence]

Zombified's intestines are dug out of his body with a rusty spoon. Dracula's wife then proceeds to eat said intestines like ice cream.

[thecollector]

Iri is executed by kidnappers because her parents didn't pay her ransom.

[Lykaios]

Collector is ravaged by very hungry man-eating hedgehogs in rollerskates.

[thecollector]

Lykaios is strangled by a very slimey snake.

[Lykaios]

Collector is rocketed into outer space by a mad raccoon.

[miss_smiley]

Lykaios is stabbed by a silly, smiley Sass-sassin. xP

[Iridescence]

Miss Smiley is yarped upon by several man-eating owls whose vomit is acidic and eats away at her flesh.

[Midsummernightsdream]

iri is eaten by an ear

[miss_smiley]

Summer/Shakespeare is mobbed by a bunch of yobbos in mango costumes. Headline: Girl Mobbed by Mangoes!!

[Iridescence]

A banshee yodels into Smiley's ears, destroying her ear drums, melting her brain, and turning her nerves to ash.

[Jack]

A giant metal E drops from an overhead sign and crushes Iridescence.

[miss_smiley]

Draxzar is riveted to the wall with a rivet gun by a rabid racoon, and so, bleeds to death raucously.

[Iridescence]

Miss Smiley is hanged by the string of a Yo-yo.

[thecollector]

Iri is eaten alive by cannibals.

[Bowie20049]

Thecollector is raked to death

[thecollector]

Bowie is engulfed in dry ice.

[Iridescence]

The Collector is cooked into a rutabega casserole.

[ICeAngel302]

Iri eats exploseding banana cakes and goes boom.

[Iridescence]

Ice Angel is trampelled by a rabid llama.

[thecollector]

An eagle picks up Iri and drops her from the sky.

[Bowie20049]

A rat rips thecollector's throat

[Iridescence]

Bowie chokes himself on a chocolate eclair.

[thecollector]

Iri is enveloped in a glass box without air.

[miss_smiley]

thecollector is rammed into a rivet-studded wall by a rambling rambler.

[Lykaios]

Miss Smiley is mauled by a marzipan millipede.

[Jack]

Lykaios is separated atomically and shot through cyberspace.

[Iridescence]

Draxzar is ravaged by a rampaging rhino wearing a red bonnet.

[thecollector]

Iri gets trapped in an elevator just before it drops from the top floor.

[Lykaios]

Collector rhymes himself to death.

[thecollector]

Seven hundred Silkworms smother Lykaios with a rag.

[Lykaios]

Rundiggleplonks reverse thirty cement-rollers over Collector.

[Bowie20049]

Lykaios is sawed to death

[miss_smiley]

Bowie is eaten by evil effeminate ewoks.

[Perry]

Smiley is... Duh this one is hard >.< wait i'll find.

Stabbed by mr.Y!

[Lykaios]

QR is eaten by a humungous, hairy, hungry hippo.

[Perry]

Lily get her blood sucked up by a nasty vamp.

[thecollector]

QR is hacked to pieces by an axe murderer.

[Perry]

Collector is rumbled over by monster truck (hi mom, I love nonsense :3)

[thecollector]

QR decides to take a trip to the arctic tundra and dies of hypothermia.

[Perry]

Collector is rumbled over by monster truck (hi mom, I love nonsense :D)

[Lykaios]

. . . Uh, you posted the smae thing twice . . .

QR is hung for cheating. :P

[Fiction]

Shot in the head.

[Zombified]

Zombified sneaks up behind Fiction and rams a razor sharp noodle into the back of her head.

[Bowie20049]

Zombified gets done to death by bad comedians.

[blue phoenix]

You get eaten by a giant hippo.

[Iridescence]

Blue Phoenix is hung by a madman named Mr. Xavier.

[Zombified]

Iridescence is voraciously eaten alive by bloodthirsty zombies while on national television. Ratings soared from 4 million viewers to 17 million. Roger Ebert called it, "Smart television". Anne Rice's career is set to be devoured next week.

[miss_smiley]

Zomb is deadified by a teenage necromancer...so he can use his witty come-backs against his school-yard foes, rather than using his own super-lame ones.

[Iridescence]

On an expedition to the Amazon rainforest, the innocent Miss Smiley sees a yellow tree-frog, screams, "Ooh, look how pretty!" and strokes its skin, which secretes a deadly, rapid-acting poison.
I think I've made my point.

[thecollector]

Iri eats tainted, raw fish and dies of food poisoning.

[Zombified]

Collector is rammed onto a rhino's horn at the city zoo. He is impaled and strewn about by the rhino for a few seconds. Upon his death, Collector voids his bowels and everybody in attendance points and laughs.

[Iridescence]

Zombified dies because all his disgusting deaths backfire on him.

[Zombified]

Makin' it personal now huh? Okay. :P

While sleeping at night, Iridescence is visited upon by a psychopathic killer known as Bobby Explosion. Bobby proceeds to slip a grenade into Iridescence's mouth and after a few seconds, a massive explosion erupts, leaving only a few fragments of brain and skull in the room. Bobby then takes the corpse without it's head and uses the skin as a beach towel. He has yet to be caught.

[Bowie20049]

Zombified disintegrates due to exposure to holy...stuff.

[Perry]

bowie just get eaten. lol.

[miss_smiley]

Quantum is housed - here having the meaning of a large house falling haphazardly and randomly out of the sky.
Well, I think it makes sense...

[thecollector]

A stampede of Yaks trample Miss Smiley to death.

[Iridescence]

The Collector is raped by Spongebob, who then gets his buddy Patrick to cut up his body and feed him to his pet snail, Gary.

[Zombified]

Iridescence is taking a bath one hot summer night when Zombified walks in and drops a plugged in toaster into the water. Sparks fly and Iridescence thrashes in the tub from the horrendous pain. Zombified laughs and then throws in a boom box and a DVD player with the movie, "The Notebook" inside it.
"Let that piece of shit die with you!" he says.
After she roasts like a stuck pig, the police rule that she died of a massive electrocution.

[Iridescence]

Zombified is walking down the road one day when he trips over a dead body on the sidewalk. Peering into its dull, glazed eyes, Zomb is horrified to realize that the body is his own mother's corpse. Zombified dies of all-consuming depression. Shortly after his death, his mother wakes up, shouts, "Surprise!" and stares blankly at her son's dead body.

[Bowie20049]

Iridescence EXPLODES. How's that for imagination and originality?

[Zombified]

Iridescence is visiting her boyfriend's house one night when she hears a noise outside. Her boyfriend leaves the room to investigate, leaving her all alone. Seconds pass. She calls to him. Nothing. So she gets up like the idiots in the movies and looks for him. What she finds is a grisly scene. Her boyfriend is laying on the floor with two chopsticks where his eyes used to be. Iridescence screams and from the shadows comes a man in a clown mask. He grabs her, chokes her, beats her, undresses her, then rams a textbook of Epistemology up her behind. She dies from internal bleeding.

EDIT: No!! She was mine! Mine!!!

Damnit, Bowie, what a waste of a kill. Fine, in this instance, just switch her name with yours. There. You died.

[Iridescence]

...why does everyone want to kill me today? I'm not THAT awful...

Zombified is visiting the pyramids in Egypt when he sees a big shiny button embedded into the crumbling walls. "Ooh, lookie! Big Button!" he cries, pushing said button. Immediately a trapdoor opens beneath him, and he tumbles down, landing on huge daggers planted hilt-first into the soil, their blades covered in an acidic poison that eats away at his insides just before he dies. The mummies emerge from their sarcophagi, pull his body from the daggers, and open his torso, pulling out his internal organs. A female mummy then wraps Zomb up in bandages (all except for one area on his body) and drags him into her sarcophagus with a ghastly grin. His screams can still be heard from within the coffin as the mummy does him in the afterlife.

[Zombified]

Mummy sex doesn't sound too bad. =D


While in after school detention, Iridescence is alone with her teacher, Mr. Orgas M. Feelgood. He tells her that she has to wash the boards, clean the desks, eat the gum from under them and then write a 7 page essay on why she is a bad girl. He gives her an ultimatum of an extracurricular activity that is frowned upon by teachers and students which she declines. In the end, after eating all the gum from under the tables, and writing the essay, she faints and is then taken away by Orgas. Later that night, he performed said extracurricular activities and engaged the house in a fire.
Iridescence's body was singed to a crisp.

Pick the E that killed you. :P

[Iridescence]

:glare: Can't you just die horribly and be done with it? You're like a cockroach. No matter how hard I step on you, you keep wriggling.

Fine. Zombified dies of devastation and shock when he goes to use the bathroom one day and finds he has become a woman. A very ugly, very stinky woman. :P

[Bowie20049]

As Zombified sneaks up to kill Iri, an earthquake shakes the room and kills them both. (Technically, I killed Iri.)

[thecollector]

Bowie dies in a horrible natural gas explosion.

[Iridescence]

The Collector is taped to the ground in a parking lot. A car reverses and drives backward over his head.

[Bowie20049]

Iridescence's elevator cord snaps and it tumbles down killing several others along the way.

[Iridescence]

Bowie recieves a mysterious email. The subject reads: WARNING: DO NOT OPEN THIS EMAIL. Bowie, being the adorable, slightly dim-witted little tyke he is, opens said email anyway. The email is so mind-wrenchingly horrible that his eyeballs melt into puddles inside their sockets and his brain is fried like hickory-smoked bacon.

Edit: spelled bacon wrong. >.<

[Zombified]

In this edition of Zombified's brutal murder of Iridescence, our favorite victim falls prey to the infamous Ebola virus.
First, she feels fine, but a few days later, she starts throwing up. A lot. Her throat swells, she doesn't sleep at night and she is constantly hurling out her insides little by little. The next day, while sitting on the toilet, a horrible sound erupts from her rectum and then a searing pain. She looks down into the bowl to see black and bloody feces swirling around inside. She then throws up more, this time a large red chunk of something deep inside her body. After days and days of these horrible symptoms, her eyes, nose, and mouth start to bleed. She lays down and closes her eyes. Pain. More pain than she ever could have imagined fills her senses and within minutes, she dies.
The Ebola virus claims another victim.

(Know what's scary, those are the real symptoms. Talk about fucked up!)

[Perry]

Zombified dies.

Contrast is wonderful

[Perry]

Oh and by the way, zombified, that murder was EPIC!

[ICeAngel302]

QR dies jumping up and getting a big shiney hook throught the middle of his chest.

[Lykaios]

Caroline is killed by a speeding lifeboat driven by a drunk lioness.

[Bowie20049]

Lykaios dies from a case of Snake venom!!!

[ICeAngel302]

D: Lilly how could you do that to me??

Bowie dies a horrible death the includes the Easter bunny

[Zombified]

IceAngel is attacked by a large man named Bubba one evening at the park. Bubba beats IceAngel, dunks her in the pond a few times, and then feeds her a dead duck. She screams and screams and screams but nobody comes to help her. She is alone. Alone with Bubba. Bubba laughs and pins her down, then proceeds to lick her eyeballs, over and over and over.
Bubba then takes the girl over to a large sharp rock and lifts her over his head, he roars, then brings her down onto the edge.
She is killed instantly.

[Iridescence]

Zomb: I thought you were saving the really horrible deaths for me? I feel betrayed. :P

Zombified is strolling through a dark alleyway when he crosses paths with Stephenie Meyer. Zomb flies into a fit of rage, strangles the screaming woman to death, and cuts off her head. Curiously, he opens her skull to see the contours of her brain. Turns out her brain is a leeching demon that attaches itself to his face, sucks out his tongue, and thrusts itself down his throat. He dies a slow, painful death involving memories of the Twilight saga.

Edit: Forgot to pick a d-word.

[Zombified]

Where is the D word death?

[Bowie20049]

In a twist of irony, Iri is Eaten by a pack of wolves sent by ME.

[Iridescence]

Where is the D word death?

I edited. :P

Edit AGAIN: Bowie is sprayed by acidic ectoplasm from my wolf ghost.

[thecollector]

Iri enters a strange room... Then, the door slams shut and she finds out it's a decompression chamber. Iri's head explodes from the rapid change...

[Iridescence]

The Collector visits the North Pole and is stampeded to death by Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

[Bowie20049]

Just when Iri captured a famous serial rapist/killer, he Escapes, and he's still in the house.

[Iridescence]

Bowie kisses an empousai. (man-eating Greek demons).

[Zombified]

In this edition of "Kill Iridescence", we bring to you a short saga.

Iridescence decided to go outside and garden her brand new eggplants. After days and days of feeding them and caring for them, they grew large and healthy. She seemed to have a green thumb. Later that night, upon getting dressed for bed, a crash sounded off down the hall. She didn't even have time to scream when the giant eggplant creatures came in and ripped her head clean off her neck. They kicked the head around like a soccer ball and then crushed it under their mutated feet.
It seemed that she did not have the green thumb after all.

[Iridescence]

I have a saga now? Crap.

Zombified is driving down the street when he comes to a fork in the road. After a moment's hesitation, he chooses the left road and begins to drive. His vehicle comes to a stop with a sputter, having run out of gas. Cursing himself for forgetting to fill his gas tank, Zombified steps out of his car and right into a pit of dung. Turns out the dung is also quicksand, and as he sinks into the dung pit, the dung fills his mouth and lungs and nose, and he dies slowly with the smell of shit invading his senses.

[Bowie20049]

Iri is executed
http://images.animanga.nu/fanart/5699/elfen_lied_18.jpg

[Iridescence]

Pffft.

Bowie's life is ended by the suffocating weight of his exceedingly boring ways of killing people. :P

[Zombified]

"Kill Iridescence" Vol 2

Iridescence just lost her job, her home, her car, her everything. Much like most of America, Iridescence is feeling the recession, and badly at that. She decides to stay at a local homeless shelter but the person in charge, a pervert named Bowie tells her that she must perform fellatio on him to stay there. She leaves and kicks him in the balls. He coughs up blood and says, "You bitch!" Due to the extreme cold and pelting rain that started, Iridescence is caught in the elements of the city. She sleeps in her cardboard box and cries herself to sleep. Days later, she is found dead in her box from exposure to the cold.
Her pants were soiled at the scene of the death.

[Iridescence]

While working in a Physics lab, Zombified is thrust back in time to a parallel Ancient Rome, where instead of gladiators fighting each other to death, they have to suck each other to death. (do the math). Unfortunately, Zombified is too small (again, do the math) for mortal combat, so he gets a thumbs-down. He is, instead, sent to pleasure the lions. His body is later found half-shoved up the male lion's ass.

[Zombified]

"Kill Iridescence" Vol 3

Zombified is at home on YWO one night when he reads the latest post in the "Kill the person above you" game. He see's Iridescence's latest post and laughs hysterically at the subtle anger in the post. He then decides to pay Iridescence a visit. He boards a plane and after using his old Mod powers, finds out where she is. He reaches her door, knocks on it and when she answers, puts an Egyptian hand gun to her forehead and pulls the trigger five times. He then empties the clip into her head and proceeds to write a confession letter. The name signed at the bottom is Bowie's, something he found out by using his past Mod powers. The police arrest Bowie since he is a known sex offender and he is mercilessly raped in prison. Zombified then goes back on YWO, becomes mod, erases all of Iridescence's posts and replaces them with the phrase, "Zombified is my Master."
Bowie dies in prison three days later.

[Bowie20049]

As Zombified thinks on ways to kill Iri, he Dies of old age.

[Iridescence]

Bowie is sat upon by an elephant.

[thecollector]

An eskimo decides to have a little Iri Stew...

[Bowie20049]

Thecollector is offered a Rub down from a supermodel, of course, this supermodel is a robot and the friction from said rub down lights him on fire!

[Iridescence]

Bowie is watching the fire, chuckling gleefully, when Iridescence comes and cracks his head open, frying his brains like eggs. She then feeds the "eggs" to Zombified, who horks it down and proclaims, "Those were the best damn eggs I ever had," to which she responds, "Yes. It's my secret recipe. Flavored with a few Asian spices..."

[Zombified]

"Kill Iridescence" Vol 4.

While sitting in her room after a fight with her parents, Iridescence cried into her pillow and said, "Fuck my life. Nobody loves me. Where's my Twilight book?" She was beginning to think she was an emo girl. She started to cut herself (because I don't really know what an emo even is) and cry loudly about how she hated herself. Suddenly, from under her bed, a little voice called to her. She got on her knees and looked under the bed and saw nothing. Instead she heard the voice again.
"Hello?" she called.
The voice answered back. Then, a little elf like creature came forward and smiled at her. She looked at him and opened her mouth to speak. Before she knew what hit her, the elf ran into her mouth and down her throat. On his descent, he cut and pulled at organs and muscles as he fell. Iridescence screamed in pain and the elf said, "Now you're really gonna hate your life!" For the next several hours, she suffered pain as the elf inside her stabbed and bit and clawed and chewed her.
By the time she was dead, her life really did suck.

[Iridescence]

Zombified is five years old. He wakes up in a cold sweat after having a horrible dream. He walks out of his room, dragging his teddy bear behind him, and is about to knock on his mother's door when he hears odd sounds coming from it: grunting and groaning. Thinking his mother is being attacked, he throws open the door and screams, "I'll save you, Mommy!" and stops cold when he sees that his mother is masturbating on the floor. His mother looks up, sees the teddy bear, and says, "Ah, exactly what I need." Before he can respond, she grabs his teddy bear and....
Zomb dies of disgust and devastation. Poor teddy.

[Zombified]

"Kill Iridescence" Vol 5

From deep inside the woods, Iridescence heard a noise. She looked out at the trees and said to herself, "Like Oh My God, I should, like, totally go see what that was." Instead of thinking it through and going in the opposite direction, she headed towards the woods. She waddled like a penguin into a clearing and saw a wolf standing just a few yards away from her.
"Hey! Pretty wolf! I am a wolf too! See?"
She then ripped off her clothes and spun in a circle like an idiot. The wolf just watched her. She took a few steps closer, her naked body shivering in the snow.
"Let me pet you!" she shrieked.
The wolf bared his teeth at her. See picture.
http://www.wolvesgonewild.com/images/photo-ScaryWolf.jpg

Iridescence didn't get the message though. She approached the wolf and a little bit of snot ran down her nose. The wolf took a step back and growled. Iri kept going though. Finally, the wolf had had enough. It lunged forward and bit one of her breasts off. She screamed and blood sprayed all over the floor. The wolf threw its head back and howled. Within seconds, more wolves came to help. Iridescence tried to run, but she tripped over her own blood and landed on her stomach.
The wolves took the opportunity and raced in for dinner. It took her a very long time to die, but when it was all said and done, she had been voraciously eaten by her precious wolves.

This picture was taken minutes after her death. We warn you, it is highly disturbing

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FAVP54Gs144/R2PfZBGpUSI/AAAAAAAAAMA/--af71hLegQ/s400/wolf%2Beating%2Belk.jpg

[Iridescence]

...I am speechless. Turning my own wolves against me? Right. This death is inspired by a joke I heard once.

Zombified is walking through the desert with his three sons: Tom, Dick, and Hairy. They have no food, no water, and they are slowly dying even as they trudge through the dunes. His first son, Tom, cries, "Pop, I'm so hungry." His second son, Dick, cries, "Pop, I'm so thirsty." His third son, Hairy, cries, "Fuck, it's hot out here." Eventually, they see an old house in the distance and run toward it. Eagerly they ring the door bell, and an old, ugly crone comes out. They plead to her for food and water, and she replies that she hasn't been done in so long...if Zombified would do her, she would give them food, water, and a camel as transporation. Zomb reluctantly agrees, telling the boys to wait by the kitchen window. In the kitchen, the old crone spreads her legs with a sound like rusty door hinges. Zomb jumps back, horrifed, but tells the crone to close her eyes. He sees three ears of corn lying on the counter. He has an idea...
After the crone stops screaming, Zomb throws the corns out the kitchen window. The crone, true to her word, gives them the food, water, and the camel. When Zomb walks triumphantly out of the house, he is stunned to see that his three boys are sitting on the ground, eating corn. "Look, Pop," cries Dick, "we got corn! And it's got gravy all over it! Try some!" Before Zomb can protest, Dick shoves the corn into his mouth. Zombified's body is later found draped over the camel's hump; he had died of disgust and food poisoning.

[thecollector]

Iri decides to make an elixer of life... Little does she know that she got the formula wrong and died after tasting it.

[miss_smiley]

...I am highly disturbed after reading the above posts...

thecollector is shot with a RIFLE. xP Very creative. I know. xP

[Bowie20049]

Smiley is hung by Yarn.

[miss_smiley]

Bowie is engulfed in an enormous wave, and drowns. Yee. xP

[Zombified]

Smiley climbed to the top of a large snowy mountain and looked down at the drop below. She let out a breath of accomplishment and threw her arms up into the air. She had climbed the largest mountain in her hometown. It wasn't an easy feat, with a huge drop that had killed many people before her, she felt proud of herself.

Until a group of very pissed off yodelers came over. They pushed her and shoved her and yodeled loudly at the same time. Smiley didn't know what to do. She had to escape the fiends! They screamed in her ears and face and continued to beat at her. Finally, she had enough, she turned tail, ran to the edge and leaped off the mountain.
It took her exactly 78 seconds of rolling, hitting sharp rocks, scraping her face, and the fracture of her nose before she hit the bottom of the mountain and died.
The yodelers looked down at her corpse, urinated from the top of the mountain and then continued their merry song.

[miss_smiley]

O.o ...That's...that's truly horrible. I think the yodelling was the worst though. True thriller material.

Zomb was demasculated. He killed himself.

Oh yeah. Let the boredom of that statement sink in... xD

[thecollector]

Miss Smiley is run over by a yellow panel truck driven by a pmsing/man eating yak.

[sXe_Jinxeh]

thecollector has his guts ripped out by rabid rhinos

[miss_smiley]

sXe_Jinxeh (I really have to come up with a nickname for you...) is flattened by a house in a hurricane as he hungrily eyes a hamster. xP

[Inkling]

I really don't want to kill Miss Smiley, but I very unwisely yodel while hiking up a mountain and the echoing vibrations cause a chunk of rock to fall and squish her. Does a yodel count?

[miss_smiley]

O.o!! You killed me...with a YODEL?! Why, Inkling?! Why?!! Surely there was a more HUMANE way to kill a classical singer?!! xP

Inkling is gutted. The end. xP

[Inkling]

Sorry :(.
Miss Smiley is killed by a yellow-toothed yak.
Again, I'm sorry. I had nothing to do with this carnivorous yak. He ate you off his own accord.

[thecollector]

Inkling is drowned in a green auto apolstry glue.

[blue phoenix]

thecollector is killed by alien radiation coming from a ufo.

[Severian]

Blue Phoenix is killed by the X-men.

[listophergreene]

Severian is killed by a licorice noose.

[Inkling]

listophergreene is killed by drowning in a pool of eggnog (I'm sorry that out of all the drinks you could have lost your life to, it had to be the one that smells like socks).

[ICeAngel302]

Inkling was killed by a goose, when she was trying to steal the goose's eggs. There-fore she was pecked to death screaming her head off, and slowly bleeding, plus having all he flesh pulled from her bones. It was a very painfull death indeed.

[miss_smiley]

Ice is liquidified in a large vat of boiling H2SO4 (that's sulphuric acid, dudes. My lowercap button won't work...).
(And that's ok, Inks. I'm kidding with you. xP)

[ICeAngel302]

Smiley is thrown off a cliff by yellow monkeys.

[miss_smiley]

Ice is lassooed, and because she is a frail little thing, she dies of internal bleeding due to pressure on the rope.

[ICeAngel302]

...I'm not frail :P

Smiley dies by listening to people yodaling, in return made her head explode

[thecollector]

A Boeing 747 lands on top of Iceangel, the front tires crushing the user to death.

[miss_smiley]

thecollector is raffled off to a aging pedophilic sadist, who promptly reduces him to ash. xP
(Sorry, Will. I was being creative...and twisted...)

[thecollector]

(No problem, I thought that was really funny.)

Smiley is struck deaf by a yelling gym coach who kills deaf people.
(It's very cheasy, no?)

[ICeAngel302]

once there was a girl, and this girl didn't like many people. She really didn't like 'thecollector' so she killed him by using red poka dots and raibed rabbits. the end.

[miss_smiley]

Ice languishes to death after being lulled into a false coma.

[Iridescence]

Smiley's body is converted to pure sugar, which is then devoured by yeast, which then produce a gas that fill up the balloons for the birthday party.

[thecollector]

Iri is buried alive for five minutes... Just as she begins to die, an excavation team rips her apart with their backhoe.

[An Angry Panda]

The Collector is caught off guard by a pack of stampeding ringtail lemurs. As the little buggers jump up and down on his chest, he wonders who is responsible for bestowing such a fate upon him...

[Iridescence]

Angry Panda is assaulted by an army of androids who shoot him to a bloody pulp, strip him of his fur, take it to the cleaner's, and use it as a nice welcome mat for their threshold.

[An Angry Panda]

Iri's home is encroached by man eating elephants. The wild beasts flatten her house, destroy all her possessions, and then impale the poor girl with their ivory tusks.

[Iridescence]

Angry Panda recieves an invitation to an All-you-can-eat buffet, which he eagerly accepts. Upon arriving at said buffet, he proceeds to eat them right out of business. Unfortunately, the chef hates his guts, and so has spiked the food with panda-poison. Angry Panda begins to vomit violently, finally up-chucking his internal organs and dying a painful death.
(Ick).

[miss_smiley]

Iridescence is enlarged via water-expansion until she bursts. *ick.*

[Ninjatrone]

Miss_Smiley is shot dead by Yossemite Sam.
He finally got that rabbit.

[miss_smiley]

Ninjatrone is enlongated on a stretching rack and then clubbed by eighteen easily-aggravated eight-year-olds...and dies of a mixture of embarrassment and excessive extro-bodily pressure upon his sternum, which cracks, puncturing his heart and lungs, and so, his lungs fill up slowly with blood and his heart continues to pound, literally ripping itself to shreds, yadda, yadda, yadda.
*giantly huge smile*

[An Angry Panda]

Smiley is killed by a young wildebeast. Then trampled on by lions. And finally scalped by a native tribe.

[thecollector]

Ting Ting is attacked by apes who stone him to death with apples instead of rocks.
Pick the A that kills you.

[Ninjatrone]

TheCollector becomes a victim of rapid rectal retraction, and over the course of 10 years, he will slowly and painfully lose the ability to shit. Once the medical condition has reached it's climax, TheCollector's lower intestine will rupture from the excessive build up of feces. And he shallt be gagged with a spoon by a Space Gorilla.

[An Angry Panda]

Okay, that one made me laugh.

Ninjatrone is walking on the beach, when a giant octopus thrusts out one of his tentacles and grabs Ninja. The poor soul is sucked into the water and then drowned by the East Austrailian Current, which thrashes him around and around until he sinks to the abyss below.

[miss_smiley]

Hey! Nemo moment! :P
Ting Ting (tee hee! That still makes me laugh...) is amused to death by arachnids in rollerskates.

[Ninjatrone]

Okay, that one made me laugh.

Ninjatrone is walking on the beach, when a giant octopus thrusts out one of his tentacles and grabs Ninja. The poor soul is sucked into the water and then drowned by the East Austrailian Current, which thrashes him around and around until he sinks to the abyss below.

Well all I can say is that I'm happy you didn't notice I said "rapid rectal retraction", and followed up by saying it took ten years.

I wish someone here possesed a username ending in "F", so that I may use the word "flogged".

Miss_Smiley is beat incessantly (sp?) with a wooden baseball bat by a member of the Yakuza clan. After an hour or so of relentless beating, the Yakuza clan member thrusts a nail through the thick end of the bat, and jams it into Miss_Smiley's spine with a devestating swing. Incapacitated and writing in pain, she is unable to prevent the Yakuza from using a rusty prodding fork to gouge out her eyes, and the bloody massacre finally comes to a close as Miss_Smiley's face is sliced from her skull with a rather sharp pizza cutter.

[thecollector]

Lol. I had to laugh at that to. Ninjatrone is eaten by Shamoo the killer whale.

[miss_smiley]

Lol. I had to laugh at that to. Ninjatrone is eaten by Shamoo the killer whale.

:( *sobs disconsolatedly in the corner*

Will is ravished by reindeer (oh, yeah! Feel the burn!). He commits suicide out of a rapid mental break-down.

[thecollector]

What? Do you not like Shamoo?

Smiley is yelled at until she goes deaf and then wanders out in front of train she never heard coming.

[miss_smiley]

No, it was more the laughing. :P And it was also a joke - I just like acting like I'm feeling victimised. Good for the self esteem, y'know. ^_*

[thecollector]

Haha. Nice. :)

[miss_smiley]

:P
Anyways:
Will-man is rained down upon by lava (Sodom moment...) and dies of a mixture of asphyxiation and burning to the core. ^_*

[Ninjatrone]

Miss_Smiley's boyfriend unwillingly makes a deal with the apocalypse to spare his own life. There are no immediately apparent consequences. While on board (or would it be 'aboard'?) a plane on his way to Yellowstone National Park, a small group of terrorists that had been in disquise hijacks and crashes the plan. Although her boyfriend dies in the resulting explosion, Miss_Smiley miraculously survives. Rather than staying dead as he should have, the apocalypse enacts the deal they had previously made, and Death takes the life of Miss_Smiley instead.


A nagging feeling is irritating the corner of my mind. Did I forget something?
I feel as if I was inconsistent.

[miss_smiley]

...Where was the "y"? *blink blink*
Ninjatrone is exonerated by eighth-graders and dies out of shame. :P

[An Angry Panda]

miss smiley is yanked into oblivion by giant old grandmas knitting a big blanket made out of yarn.

And it's not Shamoo. It's Shamu.

[Touching Spirit Bear]

The Angry Panda gets annihilated by an abhorrent alligator :eek:

[thecollector]

Touching Spirit Bear is ripped to shreds by a ravenous gigantic raven.

[An Angry Panda]

Thecollector is collected. R

[miss_smiley]

Ting-Ting is ambushed by myself and my newly found cousin, listophergreene. Together, we annihilate him!! MWA HAHAHA!!!
The legacy over-takes the WORLD!!!

[simcreatures]

I bore you to death with yaps. (like dogs. )

musefail.

[miss_smiley]

*laughs*

simcreatures (dammit! You need a nickname! One that I can CAPITALISE! And I can't call you sims... because that's Simmi... *growls*) is stabbed in the gland in the brain that produces seratonin, and before she/he dies of internal haemorrhage, she/he also dies of seratonin-overload - in essence, both internal haemorrhaging and depression. ^_* So cheery! :P

[simcreatures]

Dang, I'm already like depressed half the time. No fair. C: Yer can call me.... Well, I'm Aurora on other sites... And I'm Kateera on some.. . And Lizeera on some...

miss smiley bleeds to death through her ears from the yowls of my cat clans. :3

[Jaywing]

(I still call you Aurora, simcreatures... and I have the same username... or type of username on most sites, so I stick with Jay, or Willow (Willow= My nickname on wetpaint sites))

simcreatures gets stabbed by one of the hackers on your site.

Yeah. I randomly joined this.

[simcreatures]

My goodness, Jaywing, stop stalking me. xD

Jay gets eaten by a shark and only found two weeks later when the shark is gutted.

[Jaywing]

Oh, lovely.

simcreatures dies of shock from the hacker attempting to stab her. xD

[simcreatures]

Jay grabs the bottom of a tower of glass cups on her way to the bathroom. She dies of embarrassment when the cups all fall, and she pees her pants.

[Jaywing]

... not gonna comment...

simcreatures dies from a strange, warped monkey who comes and attackes her while she is eating a grape.

[simcreatures]

Jay chokes on grapes. :3

MUSE FAIL.

[Jaywing]

simcreatures dies from severe muse failing...

[simcreatures]

oooh. Can't top that. ;.;

Jay dies because I can't remember tank in German; that my latin teacher told us today. Gutsenvardens......automobile.

[miss_smiley]

simcreatures is stabbed with my fork. She dies, not of severe strasmophoba, as would be suspected, but actually dies of staphyloccus aurora, which later was found living in colonies on my fork. :P

[Zombified]

Miss Smiley is yelled at by a group of angry policemen, bent on delivering vengeance for their comrade who was yelled at by Smiley just a few weeks ago.
Her eardrums pop from the vicious cacophony and her body is thrown in a shallow grave.

[Ecosysticated]

Zombified tripped and was killed by his own Dagger

[miss_smiley]

Ecosysticated is drowned in a large vat of dehydronised dripping. In other words, the fat burns you to death...

(And I never told you Zomb! That situation actually solved itself!)

[Touching Spirit Bear]

Miss Smiley is yanked by the ears and dropped into a volcano. Sorry, Smiley. I'm sure you could find something grotesque beginning with "r" as punishment :p

[miss_smiley]

Oh, I'm sure I can. :P
Teddy is ripped apart from his rectum to the top of his spinal column. Strangely, however, he didn't die of severe bleeding or haemorrhage or anything quite as usual as that.
He drowns in his own blood when the bottom of the spinal column begins to fray.
*super-sweet smile* Was that grotesque enough, Teddy? :P

[Jaywing]

Miss. Smiley falls off a cliff while yodelling, and falls into the ocean.

[miss_smiley]

Jaywing is gnawed to death by grunting gorillas. :P

[thecollector]

Smiley is yakked on by 30 people carrying a stomach virus and drowns in the vomit.

[miss_smiley]

Oh, that is wrong. Just wrong.

Will takes up randomitidy, also known as "random" humour. Zomb rifles him. :P

(And depending on how one-tracked your mind is, that could be interpreted in various ways... >D)

[Iridescence]

Smiley is reprimanded to death by a young nun who feels that she has most vulgar thoughts.

[Jaywing]

Iridescence eats a bomb and explodes.

[Iridescence]

Jaywing is gnawed upon by a hungry cheerleader.

[miss_smiley]

Jaywing is gnawed upon by a hungry cheerleader.

Truly a terrible death... *shudder*

Iri is evicted from Life, via squishation by elephants. :P (Sorry. My creativity, plus my murderous streak have both temporarily left me).

[simcreatures]

You are blown away by my laughter at you guys making my intro thread get locked by spamming. xD

You are destroyed by the Yarly ...bird; a distant cousin of the Orly owl.

[Lykaios]

Sim is savaged by some sacred sea-serpents who were dressed in scarlet saris and sung 'Survivor' whilst scoffing you.

[simcreatures]

Thank you for not having Y in the end of your name, Ly....

Lykaios is scortched by Sivari the scottish serpent and Sicilian smelly skunks.

[Lykaios]

Sim is succumbed to the silliness of a stretched sky-scallop swimming sideways in the super-spicy soup of secular scholars discussing Swiss sausages and is slaughtered by Santa for eating the said sky-scallop.

[ICeAngel302]

Lykaios is killed by sticky slime of snails so she suffoactes. (I suck at spelling :( )

[Jaywing]

ICeAngel302 is killed by shock at 2 much chatspeak and bad grammar that has been poluting our site.

[miss_smiley]

:P It's the last LETTER of their name, Birdy. Not the last symbol. So for Icey, it's "l".

Icey languishes away, as a consequence of shock that Birdy would overlook this fact. :P

And Birdy...you're garrotted by a large gorilla-eating gumboot. *nods in satisfaction* I think that was creative enough...

[Lykaios]

Who's birdy? :confused:

Anway, I'm sorry to say that Smiley was fatally yawned on by a yellow yak on a yatch yesterday, after a young yob covered her yard in yoghurt.

[miss_smiley]

Jaywing is Birdy. :P My nickname for her. ^^

And sorry, Lykaios, but you're scratched by the sexy-fly, the distant and much more risque cousin of the tetse fly. :P You die a immodest, promiscuous death.

*laughs evilly*

[ICeAngel302]

Smiley walks along a narrowed road when taking a short cut to her home. Only to find Yellow yaks that are blocking her way, so when she tries to get by, they trample her to death.

[simcreatures]

Ice was licked by a little lichen. and liked by a stalker. xD

[Durriedog]

Sim was stampeded by Surrogates.

[miss_smiley]

Durriedog is gophered to death. :O Truly a horrible death.

[simcreatures]

The darned Y. You are Yiddled to death.

[miss_smiley]

Sims, th'art stabbed with my semi-Shakespearean sabbatical story-saxophone and die of stabbulation.
Oh yeah. :P

[thecollector]

Smiley is run over by a yellow yak driving a tank.

[miss_smiley]

Will-boy suffers from rapid renal failure.

[jcsk88]

Smiley yawns herself to death.

[miss_smiley]

Jerry is knighted by Korn. He kills himself out of shame. :P

[Wolfie]

Miss Smiley was hit head-on by a yacht.

[jcsk88]

Wolfie was eliminated by an extraordinarily enthusiatic elephant.

[LyssaSays]

Jcsk was kidnapped and killed by a krazy kidnapper.

[thecollector]

Lyssa is strangled until her face turns blue. Then, her body is sliced very, very carefully. From there, the pieces are put in the trunk of a station wagon where the murderer drives out to the dump site in the middle of the desert.

[jcsk88]

Will is ripped apart by a raunchy rhinocerous and left to rot by the roadside.

[miss_smiley]

Jerry is karate-chopped in half, after having most of the fibres in his muscles chopped at by a katana and then kryogenically frozen. Nasty. :P

[Durriedog]

Smiley was hung from an indoor yallow yacca that was in a Yamen by Yakoots before being shot by a temperamental yager, who had just eaten a yaffle and he posted the whole thing on Yahoo. Ooooh yeeeeaah :)

[jcsk88]

Durriedog was ground to death by a well-greased, gold-coated groundnut grinding machine operated by a goofy giraffe that had a gear loose in its gnat-gobbled brain.

[Zeah]

Jerry is kicked in the gut by a killer kangaroo.

[Fiction]

Zeah is hacked up by a piranha which had previously ingested her.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Fiction is Nastily nailed to a Nuclear bomb by a nifty and nefarious chicken nugget. :P

[miss_smiley]

Believing is grossly gutted and (just for good measure) garrotted by a devilishly grisly gorilla. ^^

[Im-All-For-Believing]

miss_smiley was killed by a yellow yak while yodelling, eating a yam and looking at a y-axis at Yale university.

Wow, you can multi-task. :P

[extraordinarilyNutty]

Strangled in agory matter by a gargling gorilla named George ^-^

[miss_smiley]

Eheheheheh....

Nuttilicious is yarked on by an extremely acidic yellow-toothed yam. She dies after being dissolved to the core, slowly disintegrating into a small pile of yucky y-ions. :P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Aww man, Y again! Smiley is happily doing yoga with the yin to her yang, when a group of young yobs come, yank her eyes out, and eat them with yoghurt. ^^

[miss_smiley]

Believin' is gnawing away happily on a gnat-infested gorilla bar, when several serially gorgeous sparkly gorillas (Edward Cullen style) come along and kill her with an over-dose of serious grammatical errors and predictable plot lines, which slowly gnaw away at her brain, causing her to chatspeak and gush endlessly about Twilight. Truly a terrible death... *shudders*

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Smiley lives for many years in Yugoslavia before a girl named Yulia and her pet yeti hit her across the head with a yearbook and she's left for the rest of her life to yap away about the wonderful works of W.B Yeats when she loses her mind. So... um... Yeah. ^^

[lostbookworm]

You will die suffocated with some Y-fronts.

[miss_smiley]

...
*laughs* I'm guessing that was for me. Question is, whose Y-fronts? :P

Believin', you get glomped to death by a glow-worm.

Lost, you get mashed by a marauding masquerade ball, when it turns into a rock-punk event. So, I suppose the correct term is "moshed". :P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

(Because I've done Y's too many times for you and the only thing I can think of is to drown you in yoghurt, I'm going to use the second last letter :P)

Smil-e-y ends up dead as an egg after she buys an electric elephant during her stay in Ethiopia. While it seems an excellent idea at the time, it's not so exciting when it get's angry and she fails to escape, instead getting electricity sent through her entire body.

This thread is so not used half as much as it should be :P

[miss_smiley]

Agreed.

Believin' is glomped to death by a huge array of Garth Nix groupies as she attempts to do the gorilla dance.

Oh, yeah. I am that dorky.