Quotes and Questions; Questions and Quotes

[Fiction]

Answer the question in the previous post with a quote.
The specifics:
You may only use quotes from memory.
You may only use a quote once. Once you have used a quote it is yours.
After a week, I will count up the quotes and whoever has the most wins one point.
You may not quote posts from other people that contain quotes.
You may post a maximum of two quotes at a time.

I'll start.

How is time measured?

[miss_smiley]

"Time is measured in units, the smallest of which is a microsecond. The most commonly known ones are seconds, minutes and hours..."
Grade 6 Maths, Ingrid Western.

What's your personal theory?

[Fiction]

"All you need is love... all you need is love... all you need is love, love, love is all you need..."
All You Need Is Love, the Beatles.

What's your life like?

[Nyx]

"Stuck on a rollercoaster, can't get off this ride"
Hot n Cold, Katy Perry

Hows your day so far?

[Jack]

"If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."

"Know what 'philosopher' said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits..." Sorry, that's a Gervais quote there :)

How do you feel right now?

[Midsummernightsdream]

Here comes the Sun, nananana!

The beatles.

What did you do today?

[Zombified]

"...I saw a guy bust out a bottle of hand lotion and I though to myself, 'Holy shit, this guy's about to jack off!"
-Seth Rogen, "Funny People."

Are you happy with your writing?

[Fiction]

"That's messed up."

That random guy from Extract.

What is your opinion on magic?

[Midsummernightsdream]

"I believe I can fly!"

R. Kelly.

What is your current sock colour?

[Zombified]

"Brains!"
-Return of the Living Dead

Do you like cheese?

[Bowie20049]

"NOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!"

-Darth Vader...Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Why did you pick your avatar?

[miss_smiley]

"I wanna make a sand castle that shocks and amazes everyone!!! (With a bang! And a boom!)"

Tohru Honda, Fruits Basket.

What do you want to do with your life?

[Zombified]

"Shut the fuck up, Fatman, this ain't none of your Goddamned business!"
Sam Jackson, Pulp Fiction.

Do you believe in God?

[miss_smiley]

"I'm a believer, help me believe."
Switchfoot, "Sooner or Later".

What's your motivation for being here?

[Zombified]

"...to kick ass and chew bubble gum. But I'm all outta gum."
Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem, Time To Kill.

Do you plan on getting married?

[Fiction]

"I'd love to but my plot to take over the world is thickening."
Dr. Von Hublix, The Plot Of Evil Dr. Hublix and his Magical Zoo (I made that up :D)

[Zombified]

So...whats your question?

[Fiction]

Do you like... fruit... j-j... juice?

[Midsummernightsdream]

"Yes"
-Every single everyone on earth says "yes" at one point or another :P
Do you plan on becoming a polygamist and ruling the world with polygamy?

[Zombified]

"Fuck the world."
-Rambo

Ooh, I have been using some good quotes! Haha.

Question- Do you like Dr. Phil?

[Fiction]

"We teach people how to treat us."
Dr. Phil
So far you've taught me to hate you, buddy. So, no.

Who has a got a reeeeally good quote for this question?

[Zombified]

I do!

"I'll tell you what I'm driving at! I submit you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on out of here!"
-Larry David, "Curb Your Enthusiasm".

NOBODY can top that! :P

Does McDonalds disgust you?

[thecollector]

"Not in a thousand years..."- Clarice Starling from Hannibal

Have you ever went hunting?

[Lykaios]

'You know its an amazing thing, nobody has ever asked me that question.' Salman someone - Bridget Jones' Diary (film)

Why are bubbles not triangles or squares?

[Fiction]

"Well, to the best of my recollection I don't recollect anything regarding this matter."
"The old Reagan method", Ronald Reagan

I am a superhero?

[miss_smiley]

"what the f***?!"
Take off of Jurassic Park Theme music.

Have you ever watched "Up Skit Creek"?

[thecollector]

"U...uh... I... don't... know..."- Wendy from the Shining

If I was your radio, what would you do?

[Midsummernightsdream]

*burn, baby, burn*

Cannot remember :P

If I was a dog, what would my dog-name be?

[thecollector]

"M,m,m,m,My SHARONA!"- "My Sharona" by the Knack

What would you do if I popped my head through your computer screen?

[miss_smiley]

"You start to scream..."
Thriller by Michael Jackson.

A woman comes up and asks you for directions. What do you do?

[Lykaios]

"Just smile and wave."
-- The penguins from Madagascar.

What's an orange for?

[Jack]

"When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out -- because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside."

Wayne Dyer

What aren't oranges for?

[Zombified]

"I don't know. That's what I preach. I preach the bible of I don't know!"
-Bill Maher

Do you like George Bush?

[Bowie20049]

"First of all, I don't see America having problems." --George W. Bush, interview with Bob Costas at the 2008 Olympics, Beijing, China, Aug. 10, 2008

Do you think I like George Bush?

[Zombified]

"I reckon so."
-Clint Eastwood, "The Outlaw Josey Wales".

Was Michael Jackson a pedophile?

[Midsummernightsdream]

"Hee!"
-Bowie

Are you a pedophile?

[Zombified]

"Nein, nein, nein, nein ,nein!"
Hitler, "Inglorious Basterds"

Do you like kittens?

[thecollector]

"Sir, no, Sir!"
"An Officer and a Gentleman"

What would you do if a block of cheese fell from the sky?

[Lykaios]

"Cheese, Gromit!"
- Wallace
Wallace and Gromit - A Grand Day Out


What would you do if it rained ketchup?

[thecollector]

"...I laugh my mother fucking ass off."- Eddy Murphy (stand up)

What's the crime rate like on Sesame Street?

[Midsummernightsdream]

Bad....
-me *hee*

Are we allowed to post our own quotes, anyway? :P

[thecollector]

"I have no idea."- REO Speedwagon music video

Who knows?

[Fiction]

"I bet I can guess it."
Kramer from Seinfeld

What is your favorite season?

[miss_smiley]

"Je reve d'étés qui durent toujours."
Toujours by some random French poet, whose poem got composed into a song by Fauré.

What do you like about life?

[Midsummernightsdream]

Whoever said you can't buy hapiness forgot little puppies
-Gene Hill

What is your favorite cheese?

[Perry]

"I like pie"
-QuantumResearch

Who cares?

[Zombified]

"Fuck you, asshole!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Total Recall".

Sesame Street is on. Do you watch it?

[Perry]

"don't play dices with life"
-Einstein. I think it was something like that.

How's your relativity going? (lol)

[Zombified]

Got to call you out on that. You can't use the same quote twice, and secondly, you shouldn't double post. Edit your question into your first post and use another quote.

[Perry]

O_O sowiz.

[miss_smiley]

"..."
Betsy, from "Undead and Unwed".

Did anyone understand that question just then?

[simcreatures]

"I don't want to to wait for our lives to be over,
I want to know right now what will it be
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
Will it be yes or will it be...sorry?"
Dido- I don't want to wait

[miss_smiley]

And thy question is, dude?

[Bowie20049]

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"
-V

[miss_smiley]

Uh....huh.
As my ex-English teacher would say, "I still don't see a question mark on that."

Ever had something so annoying that you wanted to shoot something?

[simcreatures]

"Bit of advice - you really don't want to upset me now. "
Davis Bloome. *obsessed* Every time I read this I remember him saying it in the show. lol

[miss_smiley]

Why does no one remember to add a question?! *facepalm*

[Zombified]

"You can't handle the truth!"
-Jack Nicholson.

Are people who post in this thread idiots for not reading the rules?

[miss_smiley]

"Can I get an Amen on that?!"
- What's-his-face from "Big Momma's House"

What's a really good question? :P

[Zombified]

"You ever had a Big Kahuna Burger?"
-Samuel L Jackson.

Why has this game died?

[Lykaios]

'Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. '
W. Somerset Maugham

Why is Hallowe'en so commercial?

[miss_smiley]

"To be, or not to be... that is the question..."
(Do I really need to add who said that? Hamlet.)

Did that make any sense to anyone, with the exception of myself?

[mrfusspot]

"English mother ------, do you speak it?" Samuel L. Jackson

Was that as rude as I thought?

[Zombified]

"You make one more move on me you mother fucker and I'll fucking cut your fucking balls off, I'll shove 'em up your fucking ass. I'll fucking bury you, I'll put fucking ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fucking eyeballs, I'll send 'em to your fucking family so they can eat 'em for dessert!"
-Robert De Niro

Did that frighten you?

[miss_smiley]

"Sit and spin, jerkwad."
Betsy, from "Undead and Unwed".

Have you ever heard of that book?

[Fiction]

"GET ON WITH IT!" -Monty Python

Do you like firemen?

[Zombified]

"Shut the fuck up!"
-Larry David.

What are you doing for X-Mas?

[miss_smiley]

"Later we'll eat some pumpkin pie and do some carolling!"
Rockin' around the Christmas Tree.

How about yourself?

[Durriedog]

"Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It's summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts & thongs"

~ Aussie Jingle Bells by Colin Buchanan

What do you think of Australia?

[miss_smiley]

"I still call Australia home!"
(Do I really need to say? "Boy from Oz")

What's your favorite accent?

[Bleeding Ink]

Eeeee, thanks Zombified, must read through first, twas an EPIC fail xD Still replying to miss smiley

"William Wallace is seven feet tall!
Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." ~ from Braveheart duuuh

Do you believe in God?

[Zombified]

You're supposed to ANSWER the question with a quote and then ask a new one.

Please try again.

[Zombified]

"What the fuck, man!?"
-Superbad

What's on your agenda today?

(I love this game! It must be revived!)

[ScottyMcGee]

"I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped."
-from The Princess Bride

What do you want to do when you grow up?

[Zombified]

Bump!?