Ninja Hamsters or Pirate Hamsters?

[Shaun]

For the sake of being completely goofy and pointless, let's have a mild discussion/debate on which is better: ninja hamsters or pirate hamsters?

No, your arguments don't have to be logical :P

[Imelda]

You think this will be MILD? He so waited till he was leaving to post this, so I couldn't yell at him ...

Pirate hamsters. They look so cute with eyepatches!

[Andy]

Darn, I was going to do a poll like this in 2 days, minus the Hamster part. :huh: *Checks to make sure thread title was read correctly*

I think ninja hamsters would be cooler. Just imagine all of them zooming around the room with a sword. And the way they use their blades to slice open sunflower seeds is cool. IMO, that's a lot more fun to watch than, like, hamsters with eye patches sailing across a puddle of water.

[GeorgeMichael]

Pirate Hamsters!!!

Because Pirates are just cooler than ninjas, but ninjas are close behind they jsut don't have the right stuff to keep up with pirates.

[Shaun]

First off, you realize that ninja hamsters could kill pirate hamsters almost instantly right? Pirate hamsters are drunk, smell, don't clean themselves, and are diseased. Ninjas are disciplined, get to wear cool uniforms (of various colors by the way...the whole black thing was spawned through the introduction of Kabuki...but nobody really understands that...and I can explain it if need be), and they get cool weapons. Pirates carry around rusted swords and crappy wooden pistols. Ninjas get samurai swords, folded steal daggers and ninja stars, and flash-bangs and all sorts of cool magical powers that pirates never get. So, basically, ninja hamsters are better.

[Rafael Domination]

Oh. My. Goodness.

I can't beleive it was Shaun who even made this! :D

I'd say ninjas! C'mon...Naruto Hamster versus a Jack Sparrow Hamster...pirates loose...badly.

[GeorgeMichael]

Oh my God, now that crossed the line, Naruto beating Captain Jack Sparrow!!! I mean come on...I mean he's Captain Jack Sparrow!

[Andy]

Don't be alarmed, Raffy. Ninja day is tomorrow! It's not without purpose.
Oh my God, now that crossed the line, Naruto beating Captain Jack Sparrow!!! I mean come on...I mean he's Captain Jack Sparrow!
A cheeky and deliberately confusing tongue won't do much against a ninja, funny though it may be. :D

Ninjas have funny podcasts, too! Ask A Ninja Hamster, anyone? :rolleyes:

[Shaun]

Well, the only thing Sparrow has on a ninja is that he is notoriously lucky. A Jack Sparrow Hamster might keep a ninja hamster occupied for a while, but eventually that ninja hamster is going to win. Sparrow has no super powers :P.

[GeorgeMichael]

That's Captain Jack Sparrow :)

anyways

Ninja's are only trained they don't have super powers either, beside it's not just Captain Jack Sparrow, it's also Barbossa, Will, Elizabeth, and now going away from that franchise there is of course the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob who is a ghost so he can't be killed, there is Sinbad although I'm not too fond of him, and of course the Dread Pirate Roberts who you should know where he is from and if you don't then you are missing out on a great movie. :)

[Shaun]

Oh no no, I don't think so. If you pirate people can use fictional pirates then we ninja people get fiction ninjas. Ninjas, by the way, have awesome magical powers and stuff that would tear a pirate to pieces. So ninja hamster would whoop arse!
So we win. We have Naruto, Rouroni Kenshin (the original Kenshin, not the cartoonized one), and about a million other awesome ninja figures :P. By the way, Kenshin...he'd so kill all the pirates by himself. If you don't believe me, see Samurai X...all of the episodes.

[Andy]

The ninja genres are also much more active and popular than the pirate ones. Face it, before POTC, there were almost no good pirate movies. We also get the ninja power rangers. :D They're unstoppable, and unmatched in combat. Oh, if only...

[Rafael Domination]

I kinda just sat in front of my computer and laughed after hearing you guys argue! Especially Shaun...

I mean, he's using all his debating superpowers into such a crazeee thread...no contest at all: ninjas soooo win with both admins on their side :D

[GeorgeMichael]

Fine take your little cheap magic but on a one on one sword fight with no tricks involved (meaning not ninja OR Captain Jack Sparrow style) you could not say that a ninja would always win. In terms of coolness pirates plunder ports, drink rum, and find buried treasure! Ninjas sneak around and stealthily kill people, a useful and difficult technique but hardly good for entertainment and fun. Pirates sail the oceans while ninjas stay on land, pirates wear an eye patch and dress awesome, ninjas dress cool but you can't see them so what's the point? I'd rather spend the day with a pirate, sailing all the oceans, than hang out with a ninja and just stalk people for a while before killing them... I'd rather fight like a pirate with good swordsmanship than fight like a ninja with those weird moves.

Overall I just like pirates better because they simply are and that's all I have for now... I need Meldy where is she :(

[Andy]

In terms of coolness pirates plunder ports, drink rum
Ninjas kill by stealth, thus reducing fatality rates. Drunkenness could also be a hindrance when battling ninjas. They also take the treasure after killing, not before. And they've got the spirits of their ancestors on their side.

Not to mention they can run as fast as the wind. That must be cool.

I'd rather be a pirate, too, but I think ninjas are still better equipped to fight people.

[GeorgeMichael]

Ok sure fighting but this debate thing is not on how they fight it's on them overall and of course ninjas have the whole kung fu crap but you know what pirates have? Everything else. :)

[Andy]

Ok sure fighting but this debate thing is not on how they fight it's on them overall and of course ninjas have the whole kung fu crap but you know what pirates have? Everything else. :)

Ninja hamsters can: :vanish: which is quite neat. Can pirate hamsters become invisible? Noooo......

This should convince you:
http://www.hamsterliberationfront.com/downloads/ninhamwall-1024.jpg

[GeorgeMichael]

Can Ninja hamsters party like a rock star with Keith Richards? Noooo.... :)

So here are my top ten reasons why Pirates are better than ninjas (ala David Letterman Show) :):

10. The Rolling Stones are on the pirate's side.

9. Pirates will always have rum, ninjas don't have their own drink.

8. Ninjas have masters, Pirates are masters

7. Pirates created one of the most successful movie franchises, ninjas created fighting turtles.

6. Pirates spend their free time with women, Ninjas spend their free time with a sword.

5. There is no such thing as "Talk like a ninja day"

4. When was the last time you saw ninjas with women (word change for censor purposes :))?

3. Pirates have parrots and monkeys, an unbeatable combination.

2.Pirates have cool hats and Ninjas have stupid robes.

and the number one reason why Pirates are better than ninjas...

1. Jesus was a pirate

This should be evidence enough for you as well.
http://media.movieweb.com/news/12.2006/keithRichardsPirates3.jpg


Must I always put a disclaimer after everything I say? When you say something about Jesus, I think you should. ok. Please know that the previous message was not intended to offend anyone, should you be offended you might either just be too sensitive or I just don't care about political correctness, either way should you truly feel offended please just tell me and I will absolutely alter the message while still proving the point, even though it is not that hard to prove, that pirates are better than ninjas.

[Rafael Domination]

ninjas actually have science on their side. They know all you pressur and vital points, how to use fear and aggression, now to concoct a lot of posionous or incendiary compunds that can school pirates. They make devastating use of terrain and frankly, are smarter than pirates...:tongue:

[GeorgeMichael]

Who needs brains when you have... the hat to cover the empty spaces?

[Rafael Domination]

I rest my case...:D

[GeorgeMichael]

P.S :) I claim the rights to start a Pirates and Ninjas RPG as soon as possible if people get interested :) Not in an 'Arena' type way because we don't need any more pirate ninja fights, but a world of them co existing in the same place, I don't know going after the same thing and them meeting each other or something, then again if you SEE a ninja then he's not really a ninja anyways but we can see where it goes, if people are interested just say so and I might start an RPG for it alongside all of the other ones. I'm sure it would pick up :)

[Shaun]

Well I'll make ten things go go along with your ten, only better :P.

10. The Rolling Stones are on the pirate's side.

10. Ninjas have their own island. (Japan)

9. Pirates will always have rum, ninjas don't have their own drink.

9. Ninjas have sake, which is a much finer, cultured drink that doesn't involve them becoming crazed drunks who can't shower.

8. Ninjas have masters, Pirates are masters

8. Ninjas are disciplined and had a legitimate cultural importance in Japan. They weren't degenerates with rotting teeth, rotting flesh, and no hygiene who ran around pillaging for no reason. Ninjas showered...and often...and with non-salty water, with soap.


7. Pirates created one of the most successful movie franchises, ninjas created fighting turtles.

7. Ninjas have created an entire genre of films that spans from the early 1900s until now, including, but not limited to animation, live action, game shows, reality TV, and full-length motion pictures, all of which have been put into dozens of different languages. Ninjas also were in fiction books long before Pirates and didn't require something as silly as a film to spark interest in ninjas. Ninjas have been interesting to society since Kabuki brought it to the American market.

6. Pirates spend their free time with women, Ninjas spend their free time with a sword.

6. Ninjas spend their free time with women who aren't diseased, slutty, disgusting, or vile. Ninjas also know what the concept of love is, while Pirates do not (Will Turner is not a pirate...he just thinks he is, but he has far too many morals to be a pirate). Ninjas have families and homes.

5. There is no such thing as "Talk like a ninja day"

5. There's no such thing as an "Ask A Pirate" video blog, and ninjas never needed a 'talk like a ninja' day because, typically, ninjas don't talk in public and have no need to. They are intimidating on their own.


4. When was the last time you saw ninjas with women (word change for censor purposes :))?


4. When was the last time you saw pirates with women that actually liked them who weren't sluts or diseased prostitutes?

3. Pirates have parrots and monkeys, an unbeatable combination.

3. Ninjas have talking giant frogs, squirrels, and just about every other animal, not to mention talking spirits, cool super powers, etc.


2.Pirates have cool hats and Ninjas have stupid robes.

2. Ninjas have tradition. Pirates have dirty clothes left over from whatever was "Goodwill" in the old days. Ninjas have clean clothes that aren't covered in ticks or lice.

1. Jesus was a pirate


1. God was a ninja.

[GeorgeMichael]

oh, you're so clever to take up God instead of Jesus...


I got nothing :(


Ok let me think, I don't want to just counter his ten once more because he already did that and then I'll just look like I couldn't come up with anything. I could say "your mom goes to college" but he hasn't really set me up for that line or any other your mom jokes.. I could say Ninjas are boring and Pirates are not... but I'll stick with one thing that once again refers to the PotC franchise sadly.


Pirates have Keira Knightley which is enough to make me stay on their side for ever and ever.


Now if you come up with another good reply I might have had some time to come up with something better than that.


P.S. Ninjas are sexist, I've never heard of a... oh... nevermind :)

[Andy]

Wow, Shaun. I think that's the funniest post I've seen on this site.

God is a ninja? :D I think George has been beaten.

And just so there's no topping that, Chuck Norris is also a ninja, because pirates don't roundhouse kick people, ninjas do.

[GeorgeMichael]

*Sigh* Darn being beaten by smart mods, what ever happened to the good old days when people could rise up and stood up to The Man? come on people, I'm all alone here :( I have no one!!! everyone is on the ninjas sides and I'm sitting here like a douche bag just thinking about Keira Knightley and wishing Imelda was here to back me up, we could do it together and if more people would join then we could win. For now though I will keep up a healthy facade :)

[Shaun]

Ninjas have thousands upon thousands of hot Asian chicks. That isn't meant to be racist (since by default ninjas are Asian), so don't take it the wrong way.

Pirates have one hot chick. Not enough to beat a history of hot chicks :P.

[GeorgeMichael]

One hot chick???


Uh hum...

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0449088/1Scarlett_JPG.jpg.html

:D

[GeorgeMichael]

Ok, we were told to move here so....



Scotty!!! Come fight for pirates everywhere!!!

[Rafael Domination]

Not thousands...

MILLIONS!

Check the animes.

[Shaun]

P.S.: nasty whores wearing too much makeup and sleeping with anyone willing to pay are not hot chicks :P. Awesome chicks who can beat up bad guys and wear bikinis and have morals are hot chicks :P

[Rafael Domination]

Not too mention natural curves only accomplishable in real life by unatural surgery. Besides, ninjas have hot chicks who can COOK as well...

[Shaun]

That's true, and having hot chicks who can cook is a good thing when you're out slaying evil doers with your samurai sword :D

[Rafael Domination]

Plus, what do pirate women dress in? - The itchy stuff that can grate your skin raw, whereas ninja gals wear nice comfortable attire while on missions, and the have nice kimonos that blow in the wind gracefully...

Sigh...now, I really want to take up ninjutsu besides kickboxing...

[Shaun]

Unfortunately I think Ninjutsu is illegal in almost every single state unless they repealed the law. They might have repealed that or it was a rumor. Check before you start practicing because Ninjutsu isn't like other martial art forms. It's really a dangerous form.

[MetallicGryffon]

Revived. Ninja hamsters FTW!!! Ninja could kill pirates .01 of a second.

[Jack]

Revived. Ninja hamsters FTW!!! Ninja could kill pirates .01 of a second.

This thread is three years old. Look at the dates.

[Simmi]

Someone close this thread?

[MetallicGryffon]

I think I am gonna leave YWO, because everyone is just too picky and no fun.

[Spacepirate]

I think I am gonna leave YWO, because everyone is just too picky and no fun.

Do you actually write? O_o

[Andy]

Nah, you don't lock threads like this. :)

Oh, and http://www.webhamster.com/

[jdsncb23]

What if one hamster had the superpowers of both? Like... a Nirate?

(But, if I had to choose one, I'd go w/ Ninja. All the way.)

[Rage]

I'd have to go with ninja hamster.

I do like pirates, but it's just why do they have to speak like mentally ill people? I suppose speaking like a pirate give them a definate advantage in a battle. As your opponent will probably be half dead with laughter as soon as ye flap ye pirate gums'. Arrrrr, mi mateys'. :glare:

If pirates were all silent and stuff like a ninja, and just slashed people with thier cutlass then I would probably vote in thier favour. As ninjas do look pretty crappy, its either a cringey jump suit or a bed quilt they've fashioned into robes. Rofl, or maybe they'll go for the Naruto look.

[Syn]

to be honest, I love both ninja (hamsters) and pirate (hamsters). ninja (hamsters), naturally, being way more powerful and awesome in their, almost sinister, mysticism. pirate (hamsters) are a lot more fun and free, though.
I don't see why (a hamster) couldn't be both a ninja (secretly) and a pirate (openly).

a pirate ninja hamster. priceless!

[Anira]

Ninja. All the way. I mean, a pirate hamster would have a peg leg, a gum disease, and a fautly eye. Who wants that? A ninja hamster would have super awesome agility and would be a really good fighter. Plus, a ninja hamster would be able to do awesome tricks and stuff.

[Faust]

Ninja hamsters.

They could sneak up on the pirate ones and steal their ship.:vanish:

[louis_pygmy]

what is with this debate? Chuck Norris wins!

[Valencian]

Pirate all the way! Always there for them! Anf for those of you who vote Ninja - Ye be one dubloon short of a full hull mate!

[WiSe]

i say pirates because thats what i was for holloween... =O)

[OceanWater]

Ninja Hamsters! Because I like the color black. And ninjas wear black clothing!