Character Chat Room!

[Zaphkiel]

Alright, this goes to all those writers who have made short stories or novels. In this game, you take any character from your work and have him/her chat with the characters of other writers. This is a good exercise for Characterization and Character Development. You can use up to two characters per writer, and anyone can jump in! First, just let your character give a short but detailed introduction. Don't forget to write the way your character would talk! I will start by using one character of mine.

Character Name: Kuraime Zhen
Literary Work: "Me. My Past, and my Blood-Stained Sword"

Kuraime: Umm...hi. My name is Kuraime Zhen, and I am a citizen of Hong Kong. I can't remember much of my history besides a couple of wars, but I'm very interested in swords, and I love playing piano and cooking with my older foster brother. I have a student named Levi Hoodman, who is also like a brother to me, and a royal knight named Zaphkiel, who protects me. I am not as human as I thought I was, for I was created with the "Splicone Genome", a unique gene consisting of the DNA of many Felines, including prehistoric ones. However, my creators have used this Genome to reak havoc across the world, and I'm the only one who can stop them and my older brother!

[Rafael Domination]

Must I really do this? No one really cares about by name. It's Rafael. Big deal. So what if I'm named after my author. He can screw himself into a wall for all I care. He made me die crying with hate. And it's not like I got the sweet rest of death after that. That jerk even dragged me into a deeper and nastier conflict concerning the cosmos. Seriously, I'm not in the mood.

[GeorgeMichael]

Hi. I'm Razlo, I'm an alcoholic but with God by my side i've been able to try and stop and I've been sober for 96 minutes.

thank you

[Tncowgirl]

Hi, I'm Tara, I'm out to save my country.

[GeorgeMichael]

Hi Tara, how are you. How is everyone else? So what are we doing here? Does anyone know Julia?

[Rafael Domination]

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious issues. I mean, seriously...

[Eve]

Hey, my name is Delphilus (Dell-fee-lus) People think I'm crazy and silly. I'm an archer and a very mean one. Angry to meet all of you.

[GeorgeMichael]

Crazy, Silly, and mean. Not a very good combination...

[Rafael Domination]

Oh please...try slow-burning anger...*sigh*...

[GeorgeMichael]

Am I the only normal one here? *looks around*

[Rafael Domination]

(This is Ben, one of the characters in my RagEnd novel...)

Ben: Oh, ignore Rafael. He's just not used to being a Necrosapien yet...

[Eve]

Delphilus: Oh, hey, Ben! Are you a Necrosapien like Rafael?

[Rafael Domination]

Ben: You got it! :D I'm a Swift-Type Necrosapien in my third year of Necrosapien college, studying in-depth on how Geists operate on a quantum level...long story.

Rafael: And I'm stuck in high-school. All we do is learn how to force Geists to drain themselves of energy...booooring...

[Eve]

Delphilus: Huh?!?! Wha-? Rafael, why don't you run away? That Ben is like another Hermione Granger! You can hide out in the Mysterious Scary Jungle of Tarzan! I'm currently hiding in a foul-smelling cave. I always long to visit Tarzan's Mysterious Scary Jungle. Why don't you come?

[cbeach]

I'm Crystal (from to fall asleep, and play another round), based off my author's life and head over heals with a character she named toque-boy

[Dr_House_4ever]

All right then, I'm Merrick, a 207 year old vampire. I've been living in New Mexico close to the border; alas, I'm a hundred percent European so I stick out a bit. My friend just died recently, although he wasn't really a friend, more of a pathetic leech, so it's fine.

[Tncowgirl]

Tara - I'm sorry to tell you Razlo, your not the only normal one in here. If you can call anything normal.

[GeorgeMichael]

Nice to know that I'm not alone here, I feel strange with all of these people, I mean what in the world is a necrosapien? It's like I've been thrust into some Harry potter lord of the rings world or something

[Tncowgirl]

I have absolutly no clue, I live in a Fantesy world if that is what LOTR and Harry Potter are, TN just told me they are. But she has made my world better. Anyway, no you aren't alone, and I don' t understand half these people.

[Dr_House_4ever]

God, what am I even doing here with all of these nutjobs? I should be at The Iguana Pit getting good and hammered.

(Oh, should I not be saying that around Razlo?O_o)

[GeorgeMichael]

I've been there, had a margarita made in my mouth and took a shot off of this girl's stomach, then they realized I was seventeen and they threw me out, so I went across the street to The Tipsy Monkey

[Dr_House_4ever]

Well, you must be talking about a different Iguana Pit. The one I know is owned and frequented by vampires, and they'd never throw out a potential meal, underaged or not. Unless you mouthed off to Snake, the head bartender, in which case you'd probably get dropkicked through a window and left for the coyotes to eat.

Yes, it is such a fun place.:D

[random_writer]

My name is Sophie Underwood. I can Sense supernatural beings. No one else can. The doctors think I'm schizophrenic. I know better. While he is explaining his diagnosis to my parents, I watch the faeries prod and squeeze him. He doesn't Feel. I have surreptitiously incorporated a large amount of iron into and around my house to provide myself with a safe haven. My home is the only place the fae will not follow. They are so oppressive that I lapse in and out of a coma in times of immense stress.

Vampires? They are not as bad as other fae at most times, especially the Leonines. Terrible creatures. At least your vampires stay out of the sun's reach.

[Nanyoky]

Uh- Hi. I'm Nanyoky but some half cracked loobies insist on shortening it to 'Yoky' which is not pronounced 'Yokey'. If you're going to be half-assed enough to use my nickname, at least say it right. Ready? Yah-Kee. There, got it? Just call me Cheiftess if you're too thick to say it right, because that's what all my fighters call me. Well... I'm eighteen. I live in Antharo and command the realms guerrilla fighters. But lately, I've been tangled up in the biggest mess in history, which I was dragged into by that stupid ass I call my friend. Think these people are cracked? Ever been to Proitizh’eau?

[random_writer]

Sophie: No. I have never been to ... Protitizh'eau. What is there?
And do not feed me some sob story. You have not been seeing things no one else sees for the entirety of your life. I know they are real. Others feel them, they just do not realize it. I still cannot figure out why it is me who can Sense the fae.

[electrilad]

Ummm... hey peeps. I'm Dom, short for Dominic. My internet connection may be a bit fuzzy out here, but thank god I carry my eletronics with me. The others just don't get how important they are to me!

So, watcha guys doin? Please answer, some of the people I'm with are psycho freaks, and the others are boring freaks. (I fall under the psycho freak category :sarcasm:. It's all good)

[Nanyoky]

Nanyoky: *snort* Well, believe me, all you crackheads would feel right at home in Proitizh’eau. It's full of all the mages too damn stupid to do anything useful but experiment on themselves and anyone who gets close enough. They have good ale though... And please, seeing things no one else can? And you all let this person live around normal people? And what in all God's fired hell is 'internet' and 'electronics'? Sounds like one of Kyro's hangover remedies... Speaking of which... I need to get my hands on one of them...

[electrilad]

Dom: Okay, you guys are a wee bit weird. Why are you talking about all this magic shit? Is magic even real? I mean, I've done some stuff that COULD be considered "magical" to some dense folks, but not really. It's science. Not magic.

Don't do drugs kiddies!!!!




Wait a sec, you don't use internet? THen how the hell is this possible???? How can you not enjoy the beauty of electronics????????? They are the effin reason I live! I was thinking of getting a little kangaroo pouch just for my iPod!!!!

[Phantom]

Hi, I'm Lily... I'm a bit misunderstood. My dad died, and now I have to live with my looney grandfather, I'm pregnant and my boyfriend, Blake, is in New York on the run from his mom. I have problems. Also, I like my author am obsessed with The Phantom of the Opera.

[electrilad]

Hey Lily, you're bf is in NY? Sweet, that's where I am right now!!! Any specific locations? Cause right now I am going to a concert with my gf, Erica. TMBTC. The Man Behind The Curtain, for musically-challenged people. It's going to be awesome. It's in Central Park. It's supposed to be a private concert, but we don't care ;) We evillllll children.

~DOMINIC!!!!:ninja:

[Phantom]

Nope, he totally left me but he said he would call when he got there and he did...

[Nanyoky]

Nanyoky: So what's he doing in this 'New York' place? What's so important that he has to leave the woman carrying his child? Sounds like an asshole to me.

[electrilad]

yeah well mayb ill see him @ this concert its awesome here

sorry my grammr sux but im txtin this thro my fone rite now cause im just beastly enough 2 do dat.

o shit that security guard is lookin at us g2g byebyes

~DOMINIC!!!!:ninja:

[Chie'N'Kadath]

My name is Tiberious. Call me 'Tib' (That is 'Tai-b' not 'Tih-b,' moronic human) for short. If you have read about me, either you've read the ancient accounts of me and the other brothers Animus fighting like crazy before finally killing brother war and putting an end to all that bullshit, or, you have some sort of ability to look into the future and have read the accounts of my past, how I gave you humans what makes your psyche so deliciously twisted, as well as the accounts of my unfortunate scuffle between me and my brother Fate when.. shall we say, I let your minds go a little more wild.

Some call me pride and arrogant, and frankly... I am. And I admit that. I'm everything your psyche has and ever will be, many people just call me 'insanity.' (But if you do that, you will be massacred by possessed school children... who are really your own relatives seeking revenge for that night you thought your wife was an evil murderous school child and you killed her. Yeah, I can do that.) I may be proud, but I certainly have my less proud moments. The man in Roman history who happens to share my name.. I am not fond of him. Not at all. Sure he was mad, but why did brother Pedophelia (Always one of the least liked brothers animus) have to twist him as well? He was my soul dammit. Oh well, at least Caligula was interesting. Oh, and note to the geek above me: That is not an excuse for poor grammar. One more offense and you are heading straight towards a grammar concentration camp! You may have thought Hitler hated the Jewish, but that is just because your puny minds couldn't handle the concept of a man waging a violent war against bad grammar. After all, no Jewish people were harmed in the making of World War II. Those were just poorly spelled words that no one wanted, but since killing is wrong... your minds had to make those poorly spelled words a group of people who you do not mind. You are all the real murderers, if you hadn't aggravated Hitlers plans the world wouldn't have had to go to war. *sigh* I don't understand you, but that is why I love to tinker in your brains to make you a little more understandable... at least to me. Do I talk too much? Gawd, I gotta lay off the caffeinated drinks, caffeine pills, coffee, sugar, and speed. Just because it doesn't kill me doesn't mean it is any better for me than it is for you.

[Phantom]

The thing is with Blake, I know that he loves me. He can't stand living with his mother, so he left.

[ScottyMcGee]

Oy guys, I'm Job McCoy.

I'm only eighteen years old but I've seen a lot of crazy shit, especially on the Eighth Continent. I'm here to tell you guys all about it. Any myth, fantasy, or legend, ask me about it and I'll know.

[Chie'N'Kadath]

You say you've seen lots of crazy shit, Mr. McCoy. Indulge me, I love to bask in the glory of the crazy shit I ingrained in the human mind for them to unleash.

[electrilad]

To Tiberus-dude- Okayyy, you seem likke an... interesting kind of guy. Go eat some cement. THat always calms me down.

To Lily- Aww, well that sucks. I really don't hae much advice for that. Seems like you are in one tough situation! Just do what you like is right and you'll be fiiiiiinneeee.

To Job McCoy- What the hell kind of place is the eigth continent?

As for me, well.. let's just say that things with the guard were interesting. We ran backstage, and RIGHT THERE was TMBTC!!! I was practically spazzing on the floor, even though that retard guard was looking for us. Then, he ALMOST arrested us, but then this kid I never met (Kyle) popped out of nowhere and... uh... sorta froze time. Yeah. Awkward conversation turtle (insisde joke from long ago!!!). I coulda been more freaked out, but I sorta can do stuff toooo... but I'm not saying cause I'm too beastly for you :rolleyes:


~DOMINIC!!!!:ninja:

[Chie'N'Kadath]

Eat cement? What do you take me for, some kind of moron? Your attempt to shutteth me uppeth hath faileth. *adjusts tie* Now you go along and be a little monkey somewhere else. The eighth continent is only to be comprehended by those who are not monkeys...Ahem... Once again, please recount your tales to me Mr. McCoy

[Nanyoky]

(electrilad- Dude! do you ever write fanfictions? sorry to ask, but the awkward conversation turtle popped up in one one time...)
Nanyoky: You're all cracked. Chaos? Insanity? Who needs MORE of that kind of shit?

[Phantom]

Not, me... I mean really, I hate my only living family... I'm knocked up... To top that off my boyfriend left me.

[Phantom]

Well, the thing was he had a valid reason and he promised to come get me...

[Simmi]

Hello, I'm Ian Parker, I've lived a life hearing my father hit my mother... well he's not abusing her but trying to knock her back into her senses. At least that's what he said... I care alot about my mother... since she makes up for the love my dad doesn't give me. And the rest about me and my life is between me and my author... but when my author writes more about me I'll be sure to tell more

[Phantom]

Hello, Ian, I know how you feel sorta...
Your a lot more sensitive than Blake, my boyfriend, Blake's dad did the same thing. So maybe if Blake would come get me! You guys could talk sometime...

[Simmi]

Ian:*shrugs* That'd be cool I guess.

[Phantom]

Blake: Hey just because I'm New York in the novel...
Lily: Blake, go away.
Blake: What? I thought you were diein' to see me. Hi, Ian! Lily, is a little crazy, sorry.
Lily: Hey!
Blake: Well you are.

[Simmi]

Ian:Interesting, crazy people? I never met one before. Nice to meet you. *smiles*

[Phantom]

Blake: Same here, hey I'm not crazy, that's Lily!

[seikoXchan]

Amelia: No, it's a post-drama club thing.
Braden: Oh boy, here she goes again.
Grace: Actually, it seems more of a Nicole kind of thing-
Nicole: Not this again! I am NOT morbid! I'm just in character!
Alan: Can we go skateboarding yet?
Matt: Yeah, sure, Alan.
Braden: What are you talking about? You can't even skate.
Grace: There they go, fighting over Alan again.

[They argue amongst themselves, if you haven't noticed.]

[Phantom]

Lily: Very nice. Ooooo guess what my author did last night!
Blake: Lily, don't freakin announce it.
Hannah: Yeah, Lily, I don't think that she wants anyone to know yet.
Lily: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! Gah! Someone guess, please.

[seikoXchan]

Nicole: Dunno.

[Phantom]

Lily: She changed the whole freakin seting of the script... I'm British now.

[electrilad]

Dom: Lily, she seriously made you British?! You can't just change a person like that! A person isn't just some-
Oh shit. Looks like electrilad's gonna have me make out with Ev *gag* after I dump Erica. *shouts to the heavens* WHY ELECTRILAD?!?! WHY? I THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD GUY!!!!!!
Those writers. They just... are weird.

Charlotte: Ello people of the forum!

Dom: Who the hell are you?

Charlotte: I'm gonna be in the sequel. You'll hear about me soon, trust me.

Dom: Ah. Well, see ya then! Wait, will we be friends?

Charlotte: I don't know. Do you like ninjas or pirates?

Dom: :ninja:

Charlotte: Oh. Well, hope to see ya soon anyway!

Dom: Umm, okayyyy... Back to talking. I hate when your authors just switch you all around. Like, at the beginning of the story, I had these freakishly awesome yellow eyes, but then she made me wear contacts over them, and now she has me losing the contacts and wearing glasses. It's a disgrace to the yellow-eyed kind.


(electrilad- Dude! do you ever write fanfictions? sorry to ask, but the awkward conversation turtle popped up in one one time...)
MONICA: Hmmm... maybe... it was an inside joke from my camp, but may have come from somewhere else... who woulda known that someone at my camp did fanfiction? Myabe Chad, lol. SORRY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT

[Phantom]

Lily: Finally someone who agrees with me!

[Nanyoky]

Nanyoky: I think we should just kill our authors. They cause nothing but problems anyway. I mean, I just spent three goddamn weeks being hit on by filthy old pirate men! I couldn't have gone to the capital like Kyro, NO! My stupid author who has apparently stolen my name for herself sends me out into the middle of the ocean. The ONE place I don't need ale to heave. These authors are nothing but trouble. Let's set a bolt through them before they screw our lives anymore!

[Rafael Domination]

Dante: Although I think of Mr. Domination (all three of them) as nothing more than asylum escapees, I do thank Rafael for his choice to make me a mafia boss, Michael for giving me excellent looks and physical attributes, and Arzael for giving me tons of money, gals, tech and attitude.

Vadn: I like this guy.

Jadr: Can I help kill your authors? :D

[seikoXchan]

Nicole: My author's making us go back to 1597.
Amelia: No computers-
Grace: No cellphones-
Matt: No cars-
Alan: No skateboards-
Braden: -and NO TOILETS!!

Me: -sweatdrop-

[electrilad]

Dom: My author can be alright most of the time, but some of the other characters might disagree.

Amelle: Thanks to her, I can't speak English (yet, anyway)!
Evangeline: She made me a self-centered bitch!
Kyle: *cough* You always were
Evangeline: Hey!
January: She gave me made-up mental diseases. Now I have mind-readers-MPD.
Erica: She's not THAT bad guys...
Linden: SHE MADE ME LIVE IN A TESTING ROOM FOR TEN YEARS, GAVE ME A STUTTER, AND TOOK AMELLE AWAY FROM ME FOR THE REST OF THE BOOK!
...
January: Well, no one's gonna top that.


Dom: Uhhh, yeah. Everyone here agrees Electrilad can be a bit of a bitch to some of the characters. But she's generally a good author, right? Everything'll turn out right in the end, right?

Electrilad: Ummm... yes?

Kyle: Hopefully. But if you even so much as THINK of putting me and Ev together...

*argument continues*

PS. Does anyone like my new signature/avatar? I worked hard on it. Well, I didn't come UP with it, but I had to search all over. I'm special!!!!!:crazy:

[Mercy]

Ophelia: Does anyone...know the time?

[seikoXchan]

Matt: Time to get a watch. -snickers- -looks towards Alan expectantly-
Alan: ...
Braden: That was weak.
Matt: Was not. Alan's just too cool to admit it.
Braden: No, it's just that Alan likes my jokes more-
Nicole: If this turns into real life yaoi over Alan, I'm gonna hurl.
Grace: Yaoi?
Amelia: It's some freaky Japanese term; don't get her started.
Grace: We're not even sure what time it is; where our writer left off, we've all lost our bodies and are stuck with only our thoughts in a state of nothingness... -glare-

Me: I'm going for a Madeline L'Engle kind of feel to it... eh-hehe... time travel. What're ya gonna do?

[seikoXchan]

Nicole: Great. Shay killed the thread again.
Me: Did not- and hey. You're based off of me. You probably did too.
Nicole: I know that. But you write what I say, so I can't do much about it.

[Rafael Domination]

Dante: Can I kill one of you guys? I need a new paperweight, and I'm saving up for my next aircraft carrier, and they don't sell skulls in the stores I go to. ^^

[seikoXchan]

Nicole: Tell me what stores you go to. I will burn them down. >]
Braden: When is she going to stop being morbid?
Alan: When pigs fly.
Matt: Haha... good one, Alan!
Me: -groan-
Grace: Another person interested in killing?? -runs-
Amelia: -stares-

[Rafael Domination]

Dante: Ooh? Damien flies?

Damien: I heard that, bastard.

Dante: Anyways...about that corpse paperweight I wanted...

[seikoXchan]

Grace: Damien... flies?

[Rafael Domination]

Dante: You said 'when pigs fly.' I thought you were referring to my cousin.

Damien: *sulks in a corner*

[seikoXchan]

Amelia: She's a bit slow-
Grace: -hey!-
Amelia: -but we still love her.
Braden: Even if all she talks about is make-up.
Nicole: You can have 3 paperweights- take Braden, Alan, and Matt... -looks at Amelia- Okay, okay. Just Braden and Alan.

[J.L.A.Montoya]

Seredast: All you there, civilians, have you met anyone, or identified anyone, by the name "Isaac Thordon?"

[Simmi]

Umm... Ello... Souta Yamazaki here. I guess I'm just gonna introduce myself *rolls eyes* Yeah I'm the 'indifferent death god' or the 'stand-alone'. Yeah I'll be sitting back here just watching you guys converse, maybe killing some people, butting into the conversation occasionaly.

[electrilad]

Dom: Ello again people of the internet world. I'm reeeeeeeeeeal bored lately. We're living.. umm... yeah. It's boring here. Anyone feel like entertaining me?

[Simmi]

Souta: I could give you a slow painful death. *brushes hand through hair showing small devil-ish horns*

[seikoXchan]

Seredast: All you there, civilians, have you met anyone, or identified anyone, by the name "Isaac Thordon?"
Nicole: Is that what we're called now? Civillians? And who are you?
Braden: And what's with the stupid name?
Me: -hits braden-

Umm... Ello... Souta Yamazaki here. I guess I'm just gonna introduce myself *rolls eyes* Yeah I'm the 'indifferent death god' or the 'stand-alone'. Yeah I'll be sitting back here just watching you guys converse, maybe killing some people, butting into the conversation occasionaly.
Grace: ...
Amelia: Grace, BREATHE. It's not as bad as time-traveling.
Grace: No, but it's pretty close.

Dom: Ello again people of the internet world. I'm reeeeeeeeeeal bored lately. We're living.. umm... yeah. It's boring here. Anyone feel like entertaining me?
Matt: It's boring where you are. It's not boring when you're sent to get a couch and are squished by Alan and get sent back to when there's no TV... right, Alan?
Alan: Do you need my approval on everything? -mutters- Stalker...

[Simmi]

Souta: Is Grace afraid of me or something? *smiles evily*

[Nanyoky]

Nanyoky: What's there to fear in an egomaniac?

[Simmi]

Souta: Egomaniac? Me? Of course not. That would be the other Death Gods, I just enjoy watching people, and killing them. Only occasionally talking about myself.

[seikoXchan]

Grace: ...
Amelia: BREATHE!
Alan: I think she's just kind of... shocked...
Braden: What the bloody hell is a death god?
Nicole: Haven't you ever watched Death Note?
Braden: No-
Nicole: HOW DARE YOU.
Matt: Japan freak.
Alan: Nice one.
Matt: ...really?

[electrilad]

Dom: You say your place is boring-er than mine? Abandoned subway. Beat that.

[seikoXchan]

All: 1597. Beat that.

[Simmi]

Souta: A god who controls death. Beat that.

Me: Souta stop rubbing it in! God-- I mean Gosh!

[electrilad]

Dom: Nah, mine still sounds boringer. Sitting around a dark subway with some weirdos versus fighting Death Gods...

[seikoXchan]

Nicole: Hey. We're from 2008. It's not our fault that Shei sent us back!
Me: It's not mine either!
Nicole: suuure.

[electrilad]

Dom: Wow, you people sound like you have... problems being together.

Not our group! We have a great time together! Except for January, I think he's crazy. And Linden's weird too. Evangeline can be a bitch. Kyle can be too bossy, Amelle never talks, and Erica can be naggy (she's my girlfriend, after all). Guess we aren't so different after all. Except you guys are stuck in 1597!!! (Sorry, that was mean. Our situation sucks, too.)

[seikoXchan]

Grace: Kinda.
Amelia: Shei actually based us all off of her friends.
Matt: Nicole's based off of Shei. -snicker-
Nicole: Hey! ...well, that's true.
Alan: In the story, we're all drama club members. But all we know is that Shei made Nicole hurt my foot, an earthquake happen, and now she stopped writing where we're all bodiless and floating in space.
Braden: Anyway. Where are you guys? Your name is Dom, right?

[electrilad]

Dom: Yeah, I actually got to read the first chapter of your story. Very interesting. Since she stopped writing to work on a side-project-novella *Glares upwards* we are currently frozen in the position of...

SNEAKING INTO GOVERNMENT CENTER TO CAPTURE SECRET INFO ONLY TO BE BETRAYED BY OUR COLEADER IN ABOUT 15 SECONDS AND I'M NOT EVEN IN THIS STUPID CHAPTER!!!! GROAR!!!

Yeah. Life sucks. We're about to have a major battl-y scene where I meet someone whose powers completely clash with mine. I'm actually sorta glad I'm frozen in this position, cause everything goes completely downhill from here. *Looks at synopsis paper* Now that is just gross, painful, disturbing and sad.

Side note from electrilad: See my new avatar? That's me and Danny Stevens from theAudition! He signed my shoe!!!!

[Nanyoky]

Nanyoky: You think that's bad? I've been standing in the rain waiting for my no good friends to find us an inn for the past FOUR MONTHS!!!! *listens to her author a moment* okay, so maybe my author would like to point out that it's not HER fault, It's her co-author's. At this point. I say screw that chit and go solo. But do I have any say in how my life goes? No! It's all, "I have writer's block!" and "It's not my fault! Aria has the notebook!" Why can't I go and kill the damn priest and be done with it?!

[electrilad]

Four months? Ouch. Well, techinically I don't exist, because I'm not in the chapter. It's only my girlfriend, and she only mentions me, like, twice. I am nonexistant for all eternity unless SOMEONE GETS TO THEIR LAPTOP.

[Phantom]

Lily: I'm from 2012.

[Simmi]

Souta: *yawns* I'm still working on my first diary entry, my dumb author is to busy with school to help me complete it. I'll most likely forget this whole conversation by the time she helps me finish the entry.

Me: Don't blame me for being busy at school! Blame the person invented it! Yeesh.

[electrilad]

Emily: Hello, everyone. I'm Emily, the main character of Electrilad's other book!
Lucas: AND...
Emily: Oh, and this is Lucas!
Lucas: THANK YOU.
Emily: He's the other main character. There's only two in this story, unlike the other one. There's SEVEN there.
Lucas: That's why she's taking a break from that to work on US!
Dominic: You guys are making me feel bad.
Lucas: Oopsies. Sorry.
Dominic: What's your guys story about anyway?
Emily: Well, in a couple chapters I'ma gonna be turned into a werewolf.
Lucas: My family is vampires. It sucks.
Emily: And we are :love:
Dominic: Where have I heard this one before...
Emily: DON'T. EVEN. SAY. IT.
Lucas: I'm telling you, it may SOUND like Twilight, but it's not.
Dominic: Whatever. You two go get married or something.
...

[Nanyoky]

((kk, sticking some more characters in here cuz i miss them so much... *sniffle*))
Rian: Did someone say something about marriage? I love weddings! Such a great place to meet people...
Nanyoky: Since when are you allowed to talk?
Rian: Since the author misses me. *smug smile*
Nanyoky: *glares at rian* stupid queer.
Rian: How many times must I tell you? I like women too! Don't you realize it wounds me so deeply when I'm so constantly ridiculed?
Nanyoky: I'll show you deep wounds!
Jun: *sigh* What happened this time?
Nanyoky: Huh- Jun?! Where did you come from?
Jun: *shrug* I guess we're just getting plucked out of the story for entertainment because the other author is taking too long.
Nanyoky: Dammit! This is cracked! I'm still out in the rain with that gypsy and Nataw!
Jun: *evil smile* So ditch the gypsy and...
Nanyoky: *clueless* And what? Stand in the rain more?
Rian: *eyeroll* Really, we must educate you on what you should do with a man who is willing.
Me: O_o ... Let's just stop there before this conversation escalates...

[electrilad]

Emily: Okayyy... Well, speaking of authors, electrilad here is actually doing pretty nice. She's working on her synopsis, and would be extremely happy if someone were to offer to review it.

So far, I've asked Lucas out on a date, and sprayed Capri Sun on my shirt, Except my friend laughs at me. Electrilad says she has to fix it. It's sorta... weird. Who bursts into laughter when they wreck their shirt? YEAH, ELECTRILAD. (is your author as retarded as mine?)

Electrilad: Wow, Emily. I'll need to change THAT bitchiness.

Emily: No! My wit is my pride and joy!

[Simmi]

Souta: Very interesting Emily. Yes my author is just as weird as yours, she still hasn't completed my diary entry. Gosh!

Simmi: Oh shush Souta.

Anni: Sorry Simmi, but you can never finish a story, I'm afraid you won't complete mine!

Simmi: Souta, Anni. Shush! I'll try completing your diary entry and I'll try completing your chapter. Happy!?

Anni/Souta: Yes!

[Naideana]

(Hi...um...I hope it's okay for me to just kinda jump in. I miss this site and I figured the best way for me to get back in the habbit of hanging out on here was to join a game, and Yoky was talking about this...so...yeah - sorry, please don't eat me if I'm breaking any rules!!!! *begs*)

Naideana: I am Lieutenant Naideana Rand! *salutes* I serve on a star ship currently under the command of one Captain David Randell, and I come from a story that my author is currently working on with friends. She has also stolen my name for her username, however, that seems to be more common then I would have expected, so I guess it's acceptible. Now, please do not let me interrupt your conversation! As you were!

[Simmi]

Souta: Don't gotta be so serious, with all the leitenant stuff.

Anni: I think it's kinda cool, don't be so mean Souta.

Souta:*flicks Anni's head* Oh and no you weren't interupting anything.

Me:Cut it out you two, how can characters from different books be so mean to eachother. You shouldn't even be acknowledging eachother!

Souta/Anni:Shut.Up!

[Naideana]

Naideana: *relaxes slightly* So, where are the two of you from?
Captain Randell: *comes running up* Aha! There you are Deena! I've been looking everywhere for you, you sly girl you!
Naideana: If were under the impression that I was avoiding you, then you were mistaken, Captain.
Captain Randell: Are you still playing hard to get?
Naideana: I'm not playing anything, sir.
Captain Randell: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you aren't. I expect you're just a little shy around someone as good looking as I am! *runs hand through hair*
Me: Hehehe! This is fun! I'm so glad I joined! ^_^

[seikoXchan]

Nicole: Captain Randell must be related to Alan... speaking of which, where is he? And everyone else?
Me: I can't tell you that! It's writer confientiality... ;)
Nicole: -mutter- Why did I have to be based off of you?
Wes: -poof-
Nicole: Wes! Did you go through that darkness thingy too?
Wes: Yeah... thanks, Shaylyn.
Me: No problem, Chris! ^^ Wait... O_o I mean Wes! Yes, Wes, that's right...

[electrilad]

Emily: Ello, fine internetian people. Grr, school sucks. I'm taking french. HARDNESS. Lucas is taking Latin. That's SO like him.

Tragically, Dom won't be writing anymore to this board (at least for a while). Electrilad has finally realized that telling a story from 7 POVs is a really stupid idea 'cause it leaves so room for character development, so she's quit working on 'Untitles Modern Sci-fi". She shall instead work more on our story (I feel like a bitch right about now,) and shal completely rewrite ther other one, okay :)?

Dom: What?! She can't do that!!!!

Emily: Yeah, she can. Your story sucked.

Dom: That's just being cruel. It was well-written, dramatic, and I WAS IN IT!!!

Emily: It could have been okay if there weren't 7 plots going on.

Dom: Fine. But I at least get to be in the remake!

Emily: Idk, I think she's dropping some characters...

Dom: O_o

Dom: SHE CAN'T KILL ME!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!

Electrilad: I'm not killing you, Dom. You're one of the lucky ones.

Dom: *tears* Thank you!!!!!

Electrilad: So, any of you characters ever get cut, and are now living in character heaven?

[Nanyoky]

Nanyoky: *snort* I'd like to see her try.
Tabby: *scowl* yes. the author is finally getting around to editing and is thinking of taking my part out. That little &%$#$@$%&ing $#%@*%&$#... Like I haven't suffered enough?! And now you're going to not tell my story so no one will know what happened to me?! That's unfair.
Dean: Word is she's thinkin bout changin me character once she goes all fixer-up on me story. 'parently i'm too much like some 'o the other characters. I say who cares, but tha's jus' me.