Scotty's NEW Caption Contest

[ScottyMcGee]

HELLO THERE FRIENDS AND PEERS! WELCOME TO SCOTTY'S NEW CAPTION CONTEST!

For those of you who know the rules, just scroll down to the picture and think of a wise-cracking, knee-slapping caption to put on!

For newcomers, here's how the old game works: Basically, think of a funny or witty or just plain inappropriate caption for the awkward or funny picture. You can submit MORE than one caption, but please make sure it's all in one post. Once you post them/it, you're not allowed to post any more until the winner has been announced.
Points are simple. Get a point if you can make me laugh with your caption. Scoreboard will be posted after each winner.

So here we-a go go!!!!!!!!!!!


FIRST PICTURE IS:

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/funny_1182.jpg

[x Tragic Comedy x]

Here are my feeble attempts..

Caption 1: "And this team is why you do not miss training sessions.."

Caption 2: Finally the mystery was solved... It was now clear who ate all the pies :)

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Where the heck did Johnny go?
Oh... That's where...

(Could not think of anything.)

[ICeAngel302]

Err dude, where'd the ball go?.....Oh...Oops

[Bowie20049]

Cap 1: He's wearing black socks

Cap 2: Her name's Jill

[Fiction]

"The flyer said self-acceptance, fun and friends..."

[ScottyMcGee]

Hrmmm anyone else? Picture shall be changed tomorrow and the winner of this one shall be announced.

[Diocletian]

Fun ways to have an abortion.

[Jack]

With 12 seconds to go and still no points, Bert began to consider whether this really was the job for him...

[sXe_Jinxeh]

Further proof the government IS putting growth hormones in our food.

[ScottyMcGee]

And the winner isssssss. . . .


ICEANGEL302!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/funny_1182.jpg

"Er, dude, where'd the ball go? Oh. . .oops. . ."


Scoreboard:
IceAngel302: 1

Next picture.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/funny-cat-shower.jpg

[sXe_Jinxeh]

This was not what her boyfriend had in mind when she told him to wet her kitty.

(Oh, Jesus, that is just terrible . . . xD)

[ICeAngel302]

When they said a shower, I thought they meant a shower of praise, or rainbows, or something. Not a real shower!

[Eilidh]

In famous lolcat language

"Plz put sum clofez on"

[Fiction]

I doubt your commitment to lotion. Anything lotion.

[Midnight_Moon]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/funny-cat-shower.jpg
Mommy! Look what your new hubbies doing to me!!!

Eek, cruel humans! Do they thinks it's fun to torment poor animals like thing?

[Melo]

There is nothing worse than a removable showerhead...

To this day, I hate tiles, glass, and small square rooms.

Where in the world is the playful (read nagging) five-year-old when you need him?

[Eilidh]

UPDATEDDD.
Why you do this?
or
I thinked we were BFF, till now.

[ScottyMcGee]

AND THE WINNNNNERRRR ISSSSSS.......



sXe_JINXEH!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/funny-cat-shower.jpg

"This was not what her boyfriend had in mind when she told him to wet her kitty."


Scoreboard:
IceAngel: 1
Jinxeh:1

Give this guy something funny to say, will ya? :D

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/andy_farrell_butt_shot200_192865.jpg

[Melo]

Please don't fart, man... I'm begging you!

This was not in my contract...

So DTLWS (deathly tight little white shorts)...

[ICeAngel302]

Now all I need to do is get a piece of that arse...Mmmm arse cake.

[sXe_Jinxeh]

"Mate, you've been working out!"

[Bowie20049]

They came from the blackness...

[ScottyMcGee]

The winner is:

BOWIE20049!


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/andy_farrell_butt_shot200_192865.jpg


"They came from the blackness. . ."
Scoreboard:
IceAngel: 1
Jinxeh:1
Bowie: 1

New Picture:
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-En.jpg

[Bowie20049]

It was at that time that the world suddenly seemed to have flipped upside-down for our little Tauros...

[ICeAngel302]

Now one, two, three. One, two, three. Kick thoose legs higher. Higher I say higher!

[miss_smiley]

And with a leap and a bound, Billy the bull began his journey to China.

"What the fu...? Murray! That's not part of the script!"

"Now, how the hell do the ostriches do this, anyways?!!"

[Eilidh]

"Goodbye! Cruel world!"

[sXe_Jinxeh]

Spain attempts the dance-off.

[Fiction]

Score one for hidden talent!

[Jack]

uuuuuh... a little help...anyone? No? I'll just stay here then.

[ScottyMcGee]

Annnnnd Miss_Smiley wins this one!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-En.jpg

Now, how the hell do ostriches do this anyways?!"

Scoreboard:
Jinxeh: 1
Bowie: 1
Ms. Smiley: 1
IceAngel: 1


Next picture:

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn281/KatrinaLyoko55/Super%20Smash%20Bros%20Brawl%20Stuff/Random%20Funny%20Pictures/al_080818_1611binout.jpg

[Bowie20049]

Facepalm! (You're doing it wrong)

2. You are NOT prepared.

[Midsummernightsdream]

Are you seriously trying to fight me?

[Eilidh]

l0l, midget.

[lango]

Your skin feels so soft, let's put our swords away and make out.

[ICeAngel302]

Hey get your hand away from my face!

No, if you see my face then I'll have to kill you.

Why?

Because I'm soo much more handsome than you!

[miss_smiley]

I think...I feel a lump. But don't worry. You won't be able to see past the scrotum in a couple of days. xD

(^ I know. It's rude... >.> (the inner me rears its fearful head!!!)

[ScottyMcGee]

Going to revive this becuase of how the forum was down, and people might have forgotten about this contest.

[Melo]

Talk to the hand bro!

Wub you binne boving your han?

And I bought this new ring, can you see it?!

[Jack]

It's that new lotion. Feels good doesn't it?

[jordanisonfire]

Dude, put your sword away. I don't swing that way.

[ScottyMcGee]

This one goes to. . . .


SAINT JACKY!

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn281/KatrinaLyoko55/Super%20Smash%20Bros%20Brawl%20Stuff/Random%20Funny%20Pictures/al_080818_1611binout.jpg


"Dude, put your sword away. I don't swing that way."



Scoreboard:
Jinxeh: 1
Bowie: 1
Ms. Smiley: 1
IceAngel: 1
St. Jacky: 1

Next picture:

Good Lord. . .this is inappropriate. xP

Comments with curses or foul language should be put in spoiler tags.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/awkwardboners-298x400.jpg


(Note: Anyone wanna take my place as judge for a while? Then PM me ASAP)

(Okay, it's official. After this pic, SAINT JACKY is going to be the game's new judge! It's been fun judging for you guys. But don't worry, I'll be back some day. ;])

[jordanisonfire]

It's up, it's up! You can get off now!

-everyone cheers-

[Fiction]

What was in my coffee? Uh, ask them.

[Alice Glitterhorn]

These three got very close during their interpretive dance. A fourth... member... wishes he were a little closer, though.

[miss_smiley]

Never, in all of his life, had Jud thought that theatre games could be so...stimulating...!

Little did Billy know of the horror and humiliation that awaited him at Sharon's birthday party.

"Whoa, you're right, Ted! This is SO much better than Runescape!"

Then, quite suddenly, Alex found it rather difficult to breathe...

"So what's this part?"
"Oh, this is the part showing the emotional turmoil of the family as the robber breaks in."
"...and that bit?"
"That's...uh... that's...hmm...." *clears throat* "That's the loaded gun..."


...well, I tried... :rolleyes:

[Bowie20049]

Headcrabs!

[Jack]

When Viagra fails...

[Zombified]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/awkwardboners-298x400.jpg





I'm bustin' out the raunchy stuff! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Option 1
Jeff- "Jesus Christ! Who queefed in my face!?"

Option 2
For Jeff's birthday, instead of a cake, the gang decided to get him a fur burger instead.

Option 3
A whole new meaning of the word: Carpet Muncher!

Option 4
Jeff's Boner-"Let me out!"


Option 5
Jeff- "I AM PUSSY MONSTER! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!"

[ScottyMcGee]

One more day. Then the torch shall be handed to Jacky where he shall announce the new rules for the game.

[jordanisonfire]

Oh great, give new rules when I'M about to take over. They'd best be good rules, Scotsman. Or else, I'll.... uh... unsubscribe from you on YouTuve. Yeah.

[ScottyMcGee]

Or else, I'll.... uh... unsubscribe from you on YouTuve. Yeah.

You do that. You die.

:D

Simple as that.


Anyway. I'm about to judge the contest, so shush.

[jordanisonfire]

Ugh, I can't believe I put "YouTuve".

[ScottyMcGee]

And we have a winner!

SAINT JACKY AGAIN!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/ScottyMcGee/awkwardboners-298x400.jpg

"It's up, it's up! You can get off now! -everyone cheers-"

Runner-up(s):

Miss Smiley:
"So what's this part?"
"Oh, this is the part showing the emotional turmoil of the family as the robber breaks in."
"...and that bit?"
"That's...uh... that's...hmm...." *clears throat* "That's the loaded gun..."




Scoreboard:
Saint Jacky: 2
Jinxeh: 1
Bowie: 1
Ms. Smiley: 1
IceAngel: 1

Saint Jacky shall be judging the next picture and announcing the new rules.

[jordanisonfire]

Really? Huh, I thought mine was kinda lame.

Anyways...

I AM IN CHARGE NOW, N00BS!!!!!

-ahem-

So, anyways, the new rules are as follows:

Each week there shall be a winner. Whoever has the most points gets to be the next judge by the end of the month.

So every Monday is a new picture and a new winner.

Runner-ups get 1 point now and the winner of the caption gets 2 points. There aren't runner-ups every round, only when the judge feels that they were close to winning.

And that is that!

So, Scotsman, pics up tomorrow, right?

[ScottyMcGee]

Yup. Just post another picture tomorrow.

And way to go. Simply copying and pasting what I told you and putting it on the post. :glare:

[jordanisonfire]

Well, I thought your words were just so awesome and filled with extreme wisdom that I had to, otherwise my lame words wouldn't do as well.

[miss_smiley]

YAY! I got runner-up! xP *feeling special*

(That was not an invite to slam me).

[jordanisonfire]

Goddamit, I had two very awesome pics, but those are on my Macbook. And its charger has decided to break. Still waiting on the new one arriving. However, I still have my very much ancient PC laptop (it has 1GB of RAM, ferchrissakes... I CANNOT WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!) so I had to root around for another one. And found one. Not as good as the ones I had before, but it'll suffice.

http://i32.tinypic.com/21ljyva.jpg

You can expect a lot of my pics to be anime. They're usually wackier.

[Bowie20049]

Why am I blonde?

#2: An average person's reaction whenever they open my closet

#3: Chicken Head: She opened his closet, huh?
Blue Hair: Nods

[Alice Glitterhorn]

Zomg it's an effing chicken!!

[GeorgeMichael]

Chicken Chick and Blue Boy: Head on apply directly to the forehead, head on apply directly to the forehead, head on apply directly to the forehead, head on apply directly to the forehead, head on apply directly to the forehead...
Blond: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!


Chicken Chick: I think you're recreation of the exorcist puking was too real for her...

[miss_smiley]

Blondie: ARGHHHH! It's a...a....IT'S A WERECHICKEN!!! Take Bluey! Take him! Run for the hills!

Bluey: I...don't get it. It's my tongue, isn't it? It's the fact that it's green, isn't it?
Chicken-girl: ...possibly. But I think it's more likely that she's misplaced her brain somewhere...
Blondie: I had it right here!!! RIGHT HERE, I TELL YOU!!!! *looks at Bluey* Ack! Green!

ARRRGHH!!! These little raindrops just keep following me!!! EVERYWHERE!!!

Blondie: Boy-in-my-room-boy-in-my-room-boy-in-my-room-BOY-IN-MY-ROOM!!!! F***ING-BOY-IN-MY-ROOM!!!!!
Chicken-girl: Um...Natasha? I really think you should stop taking steroids. Alice is gonna pop her beans...
Bluey: T.T

Oh...my...goshness!!! Don't tell me chicken-hats are in fashion now?! Oh my GOD, I'm so behind!! You have to tell me where I can get one!!!

[GeorgeMichael]

who won? =) don't let this fall out hehe

[jordanisonfire]

Ah, now the site's back up, I need to judge this.

Righto, the winner is...

BOWIE!!!!

http://i32.tinypic.com/21ljyva.jpg

"People's reaction when they open my [Bowie's] closet."

Cuz its so true. So, so true.

Runner-ups: miss-smiley - "Bluey: I...don't get it. It's my tongue, isn't it? It's the fact that it's green, isn't it?
Chicken-girl: ...possibly. But I think it's more likely that she's misplaced her brain somewhere...
Blondie: I had it right here!!! RIGHT HERE, I TELL YOU!!!! *looks at Bluey* Ack! Green!"

Scoreboard:
Jinxeh: 1
Bowie: 3
Ms. Smiley: 2
IceAngel: 1

I'll edit this post with a new pic later... when I find one. (¬¬)

[jordanisonfire]

Sorry for the double post, but thats just to draw attention to this. Anyways, heres the new pic:

http://i26.tinypic.com/2w32ah3.jpg

[Bowie20049]

Edward: She's mine, all mine!

Jacob: No, I saw her first! You only want to eat her!

Edward: At least I didn't "imprint" on her child!

[Iridescence]

Edward: Listen, dog, Bella is MINE! I sparkle and you STINK!

Jacob: Screw you, leech!

Bella: Wait...isn't that my job...?

Ack...first time doing this.

[Zombified]

Who said that picture had to be Twilight people? Fuck that!

Dude 1- "I planned this threesome! Not you!"

Dude 1- "I point at thee!"

Girl- "Me love you long time?"

[Bowie20049]

Who said that picture had to be Twilight people? Fuck that!

Dude 1- "I planned this threesome! Not you!"

Dude 1- "I point at thee!"

Girl- "Me love you long time?"

I know, it's just the fang, the blonde hair, the brunette, and the tan guy just reminded me of them... >.>

[Iridescence]

I think Shad got the pic from DeviantArt...there are a LOT of Twilight fan-pics, and this looks like one of them...

[jordanisonfire]

Actually, I got it off Google Images. Can't remember how. But I didn't realise it could be Twilight. Don't care, anyways.

[miss_smiley]

"You have a green shirt!"
"You're wearing a turtleneck!"
"Why do you need to have an emo hair cut?!"
"Why do you have to look so gay?!!"
"...Mmmmm...pie..."


"Stupid boys wrecking my meditation... and they don't even have good packages...*sigh*"


The day that Louise's hat mysteriously disappeared off her head still torments those two poor boys.

Sorry. Can't do much better than that without sinking into the murky and tarnished depths of Twilight. I'd rather be shot, really. xP

[jordanisonfire]

Actually, it might've been Twilight, cuz the guys had words over their heads (which I obviously had to erase) and the fanged one said, "How can you stay with a dog?"

So, yep, its most likely Twilight.

[ScottyMcGee]

How dare you post a Twilight picture in my contest.

[jordanisonfire]

I think its rather humuorus. And I was originally gonna post a picture of you, so you should be thankful.

...

In case you were wondering, I got the pic when one of your YouTube vids was buffering, and it looked like you were puckering up for a kiss. I couldn't resist but screenshot it for this. But then I decided it would be immature and deleted it.

So, yeah... be thankful.

[miss_smiley]

xP That could have been rather amusing, come to think of it...

[miss_smiley]

Uh...sorry to double-post, but when does this thing get judged?

[jordanisonfire]

Today, actually.

And the winner is....

miss_smiley!!!!!

http://i26.tinypic.com/2w32ah3.jpg

"You have a green shirt!"
"You're wearing a turtleneck!"
"Why do you need to have an emo hair cut?!"
"Why do you have to look so gay?!!"
"...Mmmmm...pie..."

Scoreboard:
Jinxeh: 1
Bowie: 3
Ms. Smiley: 3
IceAngel: 1

Here's the new pic:

http://i30.tinypic.com/2m7jjie.jpg

Remember these guys?

[miss_smiley]

xP Is that just cos I bugged you?
I'll be back. Too tired to think right now... >.<

[jordanisonfire]

Nope, rules is that I have to judge and post a new pic every Monday.

[miss_smiley]

The evolution of the X-box fan.

"The light...it's so...preeeetty..."

"So easy to kill in this game! I love it!"

"Dude, shoot him! Dammit! Arrghh! Why didn't you...oh, now he's....you're dead, dude. Why the f*** did you not shoot him!?"

[jordanisonfire]

It appears I missed posting a new pic. Sorry, but my internet was busted yesterday. And I can't exactly judge if only one person posted... come on, people!

[miss_smiley]

xP Truth be told, I only just posted. So...yeah...
>.>
<.<

[Bowie20049]

*Assuming it's a PS3 with internet capability

Three people watching 2 girls, 1 cup.

[Zombified]

DBZ People: "How did he unlock Super Saiyen 76?!"


Hey, isn't the person with the most wins supposed to take over now? Sorry, Shadow but these anime pics are just not cutting it for me...

[miss_smiley]

Wha...no. No. No forever.

[miss_smiley]

Um...hello? I hate to double-post (not really, but I'll let you believe that I'm a good person xP), but is this game still running, and if so, who's running it?

[simcreatures]

Little did the fanfiction author who created the tale of Lex and Clark having a baby know, but that had happened five miles away from his home.

[miss_smiley]

*jumping up and down* Is this thread still running?

...please?

[Zombified]

Since Shadow or whatever he calls himself now, isn't here, the rules state that the person with the most wins posts the next picture and judges it.

So, Smiley, that's you.
Post a pic and let us write the captions.
You're judging.

[miss_smiley]

You're kidding.
That's just sad, considering I laugh at most things... *shakes head*
(Also, they're going to be ki-i-inda lame. Sorry. Treat it as a challenge...? *evil laugh* >_<)

http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/praying-dog-boy.jpg

[Bowie20049]

Kid: May God make sure I am good, my parents are good, and my dog is good.

Dog: May God smite down this demon who deceives you, even now...and give me a treat, while you're at it.

[Eilidh]

Kid: Please give my dog his eyesight back.

[Zombified]

Boy- "Please, God, let me get that new action figure!"
Dog-"Please, God, let me get a new owner!"

[An Angry Panda]

Aw, man, I wanted to post the pictures. Ah well.

EDIT: Ok, I read the rules. Let's hope I win. *crosses fingers*


Kid: Mister God, please help Rover's bad foot get better soon so he can play with me.
Dog: Please God, strike down the next person that calls me Rover.

[thecollector]

Kid: God, please don't make me eat my vegetables.
Dog: God, please make that brat shut up.

[Simmi]

Kid: God, please make my parents stop feeding me those icky green foods.
Dog: Please make this kid beside me stop feeding me his icky green food.

[miss_smiley]

And the winner is....!





Simmi!
http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/praying-dog-boy.jpg

Kid: God, please make my parents stop feeding me those icky green foods.
Dog: Please make this kid beside me stop feeding me his icky green food.

Runner-up goes to An Angry Panda, this time. ^^

Scoreboard:
Jinxeh: 1
Bowie: 3
Ms. Smiley: 3
IceAngel: 1
Simmi: 2
Angry Panda: 1


And the new picture!

http://biomesblog.typepad.com/the_biomes_blog/dumb.jpg

[thecollector]

Survival of the fittest don'ts...

or

Who says you can't get a wake up call and fresh breakfast in the arctic?

[Zombified]

http://biomesblog.typepad.com/the_biomes_blog/dumb.jpg


Wake up, mother fucker!

[Simmi]

"Okay... so there's a fifty-fifty chance that he's either dead or sleeping..."

[An Angry Panda]

"Ok, Benny, you can do this, you can do this." *deep breath* "This is just like at that party in Vegas. Just bang and run."

[simcreatures]

Nothing kills ya like smashing a bear's brains. ....Almost.

[miss_smiley]

And the winner is...

An Angry Panda!
http://biomesblog.typepad.com/the_biomes_blog/dumb.jpg
"Ok, Benny, you can do this, you can do this." *deep breath* "This is just like at that party in Vegas. Just bang and run."

I couldn't actually pick one person for runner-up this time, so special mentions go out to...

thecollector - Survival of the fittest don'ts...

and...

Zombified - Wake up, mother fucker!

The Score Thus Far:

Jinxeh: 1
Bowie: 3
Ms. Smiley: 3
IceAngel: 1
Simmi: 2
Angry Panda: 3

And the new picture for this week:
http://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg

[Bowie20049]

Entry 1: Turkey: Die, you right-winged mother-f**ker!

Entry 2: Man 1: Mr. President, that is not a cock.

Bush: But it's my cock, now.

[jcsk88]

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush"

[An Angry Panda]

Man on the far left: And the trap snaps shut!
Man in the middle: (thinking) And just in time for Thanksgiving.
Bush: HOLY CRAP!

[Wolfie]

Bush: Dammit, that's below the belt!

[Zombified]

http://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg

GW-Oh! Heh, I always did like chickens.

[miss_smiley]

And this week's draw goes to....

Zombified!
http://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg

GW-Oh! Heh, I always did like chickens.

The Score Thus Far:

Jinxeh: 1
Bowie: 3
Ms. Smiley: 3
IceAngel: 1
Simmi: 2
Angry Panda: 3
Zombified: 1


And unfortunately (or maybe fortunately...some of those pictures were preeeetty bad...), I'm not going to be able to run this one anymore, due to being chockablock booked for caroling gigs this month. Sorry, guys and gals.

Luckily, I have been able to find someone willing to take over the running of the Caption Contest.

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for your own Mr Zombified, who has kindly volunteered to take over this one.

Thank you and goodnight. *bows and leaves the stage*

[Zombified]

For our first order of business, let me say that this game will be judged every Tuesday night.
I'll post a new picture every Tuesday and from there, you all can post your comments and captions.

The scoreboard has been erased and everyone is back at zero.

Our first picture of the week is....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o0q_mFA1BaA/SawfooJ0III/AAAAAAAAEBQ/WYM1sBFVC5A/s400/funny-statue-5453.jpeg

[Bowie20049]

Sup, bitches!

[An Angry Panda]

All the kids: Hey look! It's raining!

[thecollector]

Statue: Hey, let's measure how far it can reach!

[Zombified]

Today is the last day.

I'll post a new pic and decide the winner in an hour.

It's not too late to try!

[Zombified]

Alright, nobody is coming forward so we'll move on.

This weeks winner is----
Bowie!



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o0q_mFA1BaA/SawfooJ0III/AAAAAAAAEBQ/WYM1sBFVC5A/s400/funny-statue-5453.jpeg
Sup, bitches!

Thanks to everyone who participated.

And now...the next picture.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/BushEater.jpg

[Zombified]

Got captions?

[Amour]

I'll try. :P

Not only did he take 'Hot Dog' literally... but he used a cat.

[thecollector]

Bush: Must eat kitty!

Or

*whispers* Watch as ex-President Bush is in his natural habitat...

[miss_smiley]

Bush: "Hmm... I don't remember ordering the authentic fur..."
Kitty: *waking up slowly* Wha...mmmmeow?


Bush: "And now I'll take pictures of the spy with this inconspicuous camera..."
>.>
<.<

[Bowie20049]

Every time Bush is re-elected, a kitten dies.

2. Cat + Porn = Corn.

But this has nothing to do with porn.

But it does, it does.

[Amour]

(Hahaha, Bowie!)

[Durriedog]

The last thing Bush ever did: They told him to suck all the poison out of the kitty's back. They forgot to tell him to spit it out.

It's organic!

It wasn't big enough to make a carpet out of.

[An Angry Panda]

"Mmm, my favorite. A nice warm corndog. Oh, wait...."

[Zombified]

Since I was too busy on Tuesday to judge the contest, we will wait until next Tuesday to judge.

This means that you have more time to either write more captions to increase the odds of winning or write one if you haven't done so already!

[Wolfie]

Bush: Nom nom nom. Sandvich good!

:P

[Fiction]

Obama: Oh, fuck, who let the G-Dub back in? It's eating Michelle's cat.

[Durriedog]

Lol, Fiction!

[Zombified]

The wait is over!

This weeks winner is....
Fiction!
Obama: Oh, fuck, who let the G-Dub back in? It's eating Michelle's cat.

The scoreboard is as follows.

Bowie-1
Fiction-1

This was a close one. But we're stepping up the picture content this week. Get edgy, folks!

As always, you will have til next Tuesday to post. Get to it!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Pic2.jpg

[Bowie20049]

Smack dat ass, baby!

[An Angry Panda]

"Let's see, if I press ctrl-z then I can zoom in.....no, no, not on her arm !

[Fiction]

Hmm... would Stewie do this?

[thecollector]

So this is what Daddy looks at in his spare time.

[Wolfie]

Hey, this isn't Barney!

[Zombified]

This weeks winner is...
An Angry Panda!

"Let's see, if I press ctrl-z then I can zoom in.....no, no, not on her arm !

That brings the scoreboard to the following.

Bowie-1
Fiction-1
An Angry Panda-1

This week was VERY close. You guys are getting better. So, to keep with the trend, here's this weeks picture.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/StupidBaby.jpg

Good luck!

[ScottyMcGee]

I'm pleased to see my tradition has continued. I'm thinking of returning as host.

Keyword: thinking.


And stop posting baby pictures like a pedo, Zomb


And what the FUCK was Bush doing in that kitty picture?!

[An Angry Panda]

"Alice, wait! That was the wrong rabbit hole!"

[Fiction]

Baby New Year looking into the future: I. Am. Screwed.

[Little Demon]

Ha, looks fun!

1 "Nope, my red lego brick isnt in here."

2 "O' its just like the gient potty mommy took me too."

3 "Activeon, apply directly to the forehead!"

XD I tryed...

[Zombified]

Minimal captions for this last picture were disappointing.
Get involved, people!

Winner for this week is Fiction once again!

Scoreboard:

Bowie-1
Angry Panda-1
Fiction-2

This week, the picture will be a bit hard to make a comment for. Unless you are aware of the drama surrounding Leno and his asshole tricks.

Rip this douche bag a new one. For me.
:P

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Asshole.jpg

[Zombified]

Anyone?

[Klon.]

1. "What the buck?!"

2. "Wow, Miley Cyrus really knows how to move."

[miss_smiley]

"And I looked 'round, right, and here's this CEO, looking like *pulls face here*."

[An Angry Panda]

"Ladies and gentlemen, as my next trick, I will make Conan O'Brien's late night spot....DISAPPEAR!"

[Zombified]

Well, another week has come and gone!

This week's winner is........

An Angry Panda!


http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Asshole.jpg

"Ladies and gentlemen, as my next trick, I will make Conan O'Brien's late night spot....DISAPPEAR!"

Brilliant caption there! Well done!

That brings our scoreboard to the following.

An Angry Panda-2
Fiction-2
Bowie-1

I hope that this week's picture stimulates some more funny captions from you all!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/chicken.jpg

Have at it!

[Klon.]

"I knew there was a reason for that nuclear sign on my shed..."

[Durriedog]

No turkeys for Thanksgiving look at this cock I got myself here YEE-HAW!

[An Angry Panda]

The hen that shacks up with Billy here is gonna have one hell of an egg.

[Bowie20049]

They say that everything is bigger in Texas.

[zero]

"I don't know which is bigger the chicken or that man's courage to keep it "
"Honey take the chicken out for a walk "
"In this situation the chicken came before the egg "
"No comment"
"Roll over chicki"

[Zombified]

Today is the last day!

[Little Demon]

"There you have it, that's what happens when you put a turkey in a stretcher! Now, if we only knew where the duck wandered off to..."

Qwack, qwack, roar!!!

"Dan, did you leave the barn door open again?"

Ha, well I tried. :D

[Zombified]

Well done, everybody!

Unfortunately, I can only pick one winner.

This week's numero uno is...

Durriedog for her caption---No turkeys for Thanksgiving look at this cock I got myself here YEE-HAW!

That puts our scoreboard at the following.

An Angry Panda-2
Fiction-2
Bowie-1
Durriedog-1

Keep it up everyone!

New picture!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Hike.jpg

[Klon.]

I was so sure Dumbo was an elephant.

"The mut signal! My country needs me!"

Man: Gahh, last time I watch Peter Pan before I go to bed.
Dog: I do believe in fairies!

Dog: This is so much better than lolcats.

[Zombified]

One person?

That's it?

[Bowie20049]

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a horsefly, but never...a dog fly!

[zero]

Usually, humans takes their dog for a walk, but I guess this was an exception.

[Durriedog]

INVISIABLE CLOTHESLINES - Superdog's R&R

[Wolfie]

We give you...
BATDOG!!!

(Refunds are not available.)

[Zombified]

Alright!

This week's contest is over.
Now it's time for the winner!

Which is....

Klon!
For his caption---"The mut signal! My country needs me!"

Well done, everyone.

This brings our scoreboard to the following

An Angry Panda-2
Fiction-2
Bowie-1
Durriedog-1
Klon-1

Here is the new picture!

Good luck!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Nutsinthemouth.jpg

[miss_smiley]

Perky does his best impersonation of Paris Hilton.

With a sudden thought, she finally realised exactly what kind of training this was...

"Wha..?! Uh... no... I haven't....*ahem* seen the nuts. Definitely not..."

And finally, courtesy of a one-track-minded friend...
The feeling of nuts in my mouth...is almost...orgasmic...

[Durriedog]

Alvin, depressed at his own embarrassing existence, resorts to comfort nuts.

[trinity]

"I went to the dentist today and got my braces removed,time for some catching up".

[zero]

Now that squirel is going nuts litelerly .

[Zombified]

Few more days, everyone.

Give it a try.

[An Angry Panda]

Aw nuts.

[Zombified]

Tuesday is here.
Which means new picture and new winner!

This week's big winner is....
miss_smiley

For the caption............"The feeling of nuts in my mouth...is almost....orgasmic..."

Congrats!

That brings the scoreboard to the following.

An Angry Panda-2
Fiction-2
Bowie-1
Durriedog-1
Klon-1
miss_smiley-1


This week's picture may be a bit of a challenge.
Good luck everyone.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Horse.jpg

[An Angry Panda]

"Ok! I'm a Tech fan! There, I said it! Don't eat me!"

For those that have no idea what I'm talking about, the kid's shirt says "University of Georgia". The bulldawgs (UGA) and yellow jackets (Tech) have a big rivalry.

[trinity]

I'm a vegetarian I swear, please don't eat me. I don't even taste good,"rotten kid", that's what my parents call me. No offense but you really need a breath mint.

(by the way was that a cow?)

[Bowie20049]

Colts lost!

[peepingthesmurf]

-Take my sister, she has more meat on her bones!

-Mom, Seabiscuit came back to life!

[Zombified]

I'm ashamed in you all.
You had an extra week and hardly anyone attempted this.

This week's winner is Bowie for his caption: COLTS LOST!

Congrats.

Here is the scoreboard so far.
An Angry Panda-2
Bowie-2
Fiction-2
Durriedog-1
Klon-1
Miss-smiley-1

Here is your next picture!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/LunchTime.jpg

[Bowie20049]

You can't tell which is the poop, the afterbirth, or babies...you just can't! :D

[Klon.]

"I thought those were baked beans!"

"I could have sworn there were more of you yesterday."

[Zombified]

I had to postpone this game (again) for lack of comments.

I need at least 3-4 to make a good judging!

Get to it people!

[miss_smiley]

"I was so sure that his fur was just dyed pink! Why did I believe him?!"

Not for the first time, Albina wonders exactly what happened that night at the bar.

"Please do not tell me that I looked like that as a child. I will introduce myself to a cat and politely ask to be eaten."

"Dammit! I expected a whole different kind of Easter egg... They look kinda festive, though..."

"This, Alberta, is exactly why we do not date rats, weasels, ferrets or any other kind of rodent."

[Zombified]

One more day!

Send 'em in, people.

[Zombified]

The winner of this week's contest is...

Klon!

For her caption-"I thought those were baked beans!"



Well done.

That brings the scoreboard to:

Bowie-2
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1
Fiction-2

This week's picture is simple.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Dumbcop.jpg

[ICeAngel302]

'That girl is HOT, I hope she won't see me'

[bravenheart]

Officer: Hm.....I wonder what I can arrest her for.....?
Girl: This is too easy. Just look at the idiot.
Guy: That's it.....easy does it.....keep him distracted.....Yes!

[Zombified]

Send more captions!

[Bowie20049]

Just a little bit further and that cop's shoe is gonna get a surprise.

2. The trick to being a cop is the element of surprise. You can't be caught off guard either.

3. Hello...is that a gun in your pocket or is it just me?

[Zombified]

This week's winner is...Bowie.

With his caption, "The trick to being a cop is the element of surprise. You can't be caught off guard either."

Congrats.

Score board is updated.

Bowie-3
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1
Fiction-2

And our next pic of the week...

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/BearGolf.jpg

[miss_smiley]

Bear: "Hey! Open season on golfers! No bag limit!"

Bad idea: stealing golf clubs from a bear.

Bear: "Hey! Ernie! You're right! The grass really is greener on this side of the fence!"

That's some kind of prompt for others - no one can come up with lamer quotes than that, surely. :P

[Clarissa]

The long-lost cousin of Tiger Woods.


Golfers: RUN!!!!
*Bear takes of costume*
Bear: Ha. Finally, it's my time to shine.

Yeah, okay, they suck ass, but whatcha gonna do?

[Zombified]

One more person is all it takes!

Don't make me push this back another week.

[Rage]

No matter how hard you try, a grizzly bear will always beat you at golf.

[Fiction]

Tim was pretty pissed when he learned Tiger Woods wouldn't be playing in the PGA Tour this year.

[Bowie20049]

Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents, Messing with Grizzly Bear...

[MetallicGryffon]

I guess they're just "hanging" out.

[Zombified]

This week's winner is....

Fiction!

For her hilarious caption: Tim was pretty pissed when he learned Tiger Woods wouldn't be playing in the PGA Tour this year.

That brings the scoreboard to:
Fiction-3
Bowie-3
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1


And here is the new picture!
Should be easy enough!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/kOOLaID.jpg

[Bowie20049]

Oh no!

Oh yeah... ;)

[MetallicGryffon]

"Looks like Kool-aid man has been "packing" the pounds." "Oh yeah! Im back with twice as much in my package.............I MEAN PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Zombified]

Any more takers?

[Jack]

"I'm the one on top"

[miss_smiley]

Never before had Kool Aid been so disturbing.

Not-So-Kool Aid.

How not to advertise your product.

I thought mascots were meant to be cute and lovable. And then I met Kool Aid Man.

The true meaning of Halloween.

:P Another lame batch of comments, presented by the Queen of Lame. Thank you, thank you.

[Fiction]

"Yeah, I've had a lot of time on my hands since Mabel deleted my World of Warcraft account."

Three gallons of Kool-Aid, a paintbrush and a Sharpie: recipe for a crumbling marriage in three seconds flat.

[Banana]

"Hey kids, who wants some of this? Oh yeah!"

[Wolfie]

"Hey, kids... now who's thirsty!"

[Zombified]

Hooray!

Lots of submissions make me happy.

This week's winning caption was VERY hard to make.
Nearly everyone had a great caption. You're all making judging this game very hard!


This week's winner is....
FICTION!

For her caption---"Yeah, I've had a lot of time on my hands since Mabel deleted my World of Warcraft account."

She's on a roll! Can you beat her next week? Or will she win three in a row? Send in your caption and give it a try!

That brings the scoreboard to:
Fiction-4
Bowie-3
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1


Remember, the funniest caption wins!

This week's picture.
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/hilarious-tm.jpg

[MetallicGryffon]

Baby: "Oh Shit!!! I was told santa had a red toungue."
Caption 2: "Its me! Jacob from twighlight."
Santa Wolf: "I wonder if he will piss his pants. IF I SHOW HIM THIS!!!!"
Edit:
Caption 4- Mom: "Why are you crying?"
Baby: "Mommy, I see wolf people....."
"Mom: "Isn't it "I see dead...." Holy $@%&, you can talk!"

[Zombified]

Time's running out people!

Get your captions in now!

[miss_smiley]

'Mummy! Help! I promise I'll never ask for a kitty again!'

And from that day on, Tyler had a constant phobia of the Grinch.

New Hello Kitty life-size model - Santa Kitty! Now coming to shopping centres near YOU!

"Oh! Oh! And this is the shopping centre we dropped into somewhere in California. We tried photoshopping the kid's face, but we just couldn't get a lesser shade of 'terrified'..."

And for the Aussies in that audience - Legitimate proof that Bunyip Santa does, in fact, exist...

[MetallicGryffon]

I had to edit my post, I thought of a good one.

[Zombified]

I need one more caption to judge this week!

[Bowie20049]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me! A-What the hell is that thing?

[Fiction]

Rules of Christmas
#1: Children ARE NOT substitutes for milk and cookies.
#2: Under that jolly old elf exterior lies a twisted, deviant criminal mastermind who will not bat an eye at throttling young Billy with his own jingle bells.

[Zombified]

Alright, great work everyone.

Once again, this was a very tough one to call. I think two of these are really good, but I have to pick one winner.

Oh screw it, I am the host! Two people get points!

Congrats to Bowie and Fiction for their captions!

Bowie-On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me! A-What the hell is that thing?

Fiction--Under that jolly old elf exterior lies a twisted, deviant criminal mastermind who will not bat an eye at throttling young Billy with his own jingle bells.

Well done, you two!

That brings the scoreboard to...
Fiction-5
Bowie-4
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1

Fiction is still on a roll! Three wins in a row! Can she be stopped!?
Will Bowie catch up and tie first place?
Will you wipe the floor this week with everyone else?
Send in your caption and see!

The new pic of the week.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/SQUIRELLY.jpg

[Bowie20049]

Oh baby...OH BABY! Why so tight? You almost feel like a glass bottle.

[MetallicGryffon]

Commercial: Vodka, can't sleep without it.
Animal Channel: Steve: "Hiya mates, today we are gonna look at, the suburban squirrel. Oh! Look, theres a perfect example of when we evade on their territory, they drink and commit suicide shortly after. Hold on mates, Im getting a call, scientists are now calling this the Emo Squirrel."

[Twitch]

If anyone dares touch this I will beat them with it because I know I will have a hell of a hangover when I open my eyes.

[Fiction]

British Narrator: Here we observe the Midwestern Brown Squirrel, at a brief repose from his busy fall routine. Wallowing in sorrow from having eaten his late children, he has stumbled, inebriated, onto his lawn and fallen down. While his wife insists that she'll leave him, he throws back a response of "Yeah, well, Sharon, I'd like to see you do what I do, sixty hours a week..."

It's a bit long, hope it'll do.

[peepingthesmurf]

My failtastic attempt at a caption:

"If one of your friends/loved-ones/family-members/backyard-rodents is an alcoholic, please call Alcoholics Anonymous today."

[Fiction]

It's been a while since this was judged...

[Zombified]

Been VERY busy due to finals, my band's rehearsals, shows, recording, ect.

Will have new pic on Tues.

[Fiction]

Thanks Zombified. ^^

[Zombified]

This week's picture comes early!

After a short break from the game, I hope you are all refreshed and ready to let the funny loose.

This last picture garnered very interesting captions, unfortunately, none of them funny. Nobody wins this one. Try again.

With that, the scoreboard remains the same.
Fiction-5
Bowie-4
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1

Here is the new pic!
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Idiots.jpg

[Eilidh]

The petrol shortages have had petrol stations all over the world hard.

[bravenheart]

Allstate: Are you in good hands?

You know, there are easier ways to watch the game.

See? I told you he was a sleepwalker. Someone call the fire department!

[Wolfie]

Bobby just didn't realize he wasn't reaching his hand into what he thought he was until it was too late.

[Peppermental]

Redneck Kevorkian Machine. True freedom on a budget.

[miss_smiley]

And this year's Darwin Award nominee is...

The creed of the hardcore Peeping Tom: no window ledge or hedge is too high.

[Zombified]

Whoo!

Lots of good captions but only one can win! (Except for that one time where it was a tie). So, this week's winner is...

bravenheart for her caption: Allstate: Are you in good hands?

Nicely done!

Scoreboard reflects as follows.
Fiction-5
Bowie-4
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1
bravenheart-1

Will bravenheart be a one hit wonder? Will she come back with more captions? Find out soon!

The new pic of the week!
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/stupid_tattoo.jpg

[Zombified]

No new captions means this gets extended one week. If nobody enters, this picture goes away and a new one comes.

Get to it!

[lostbookworm]

Caption- 'And that's why, kids, you don't eat mouldy food.'

[Rose]

Meh... caption. :mellow:

Bart: After getting this awesome tattoo I realized something really, really important.
Jena: What is it?
Bart: I can't get up...

[Wolfie]

Moral: Never eat soggy waffles. Some greedy things don't care if it's in your stomach.

[Peppermental]

Beer belly or gross tattoo? Which cockblock will prove victorious

[Zombified]

Alright, kiddos!

It's Tuesday somewhere in the world and that means that this week's contest is OVER!!

So, let's get to the winner!

Wanna know who it is? Great! I'll tell you!
It's..........................

PEPPERMENTAL for his caption: Beer belly or gross tattoo? Which cockblock will prove victorious

That brings the scoreboard to the following:Fiction-5
Bowie-4
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1
bravenheart-1
Peppermental-1

And thus, we move on to the new pic of the week! Let's see some good captions, people!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Idiot.jpg

[lostbookworm]

1-Yay, what a perfect place to try out my new tricycle.
2-WHEE!
3-I suppose it's too late to come down now?
4-Guy 1 in car "Do you see that kid on that rollercoaster track?"
Guy 2 in car "Yeah, that's my daughter."
SPLAT!

[Zombified]

Let me make something clear to everyone, you are allowed to post multiple captions per picture.

Don't be afraid to post more than one! It helps your odds DRAMATICALLY!

[Rose]

Two roads diverged in a busy city,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent; Until...
"What the hell?" I screamed...
"Where are the brakes on this damn thing?!"

[Peppermental]

Want some power between your legs?


There are better ways to test helmet effectiveness.


Who said training-wheels were for panzies?


Boredom kills. Legalize cannabis.

[Rose]

Today is Tuesday, updates anyone?

[Zombified]

Alright.

I would have liked to have seen more than three captions but that's all I need to judge.

This week's winner is...

Rose!

Congratulations.

Her caption was: Two roads diverged in a busy city,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent; Until...
"What the hell?" I screamed...
"Where are the brakes on this damn thing?!"

Well done to everyone else as well. Good captions this week!

That brings the scoreboard to...
Fiction-5
Bowie-4
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1
bravenheart-1
Peppermental-1
Rose-1

And now, the new picture!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/Pisser.jpg

Have at it!

[Bowie20049]

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1911848module8807285photo_alien1Big.png1206184520

Grandpa, what are you doing here?!

[Peppermental]

I swear, it was like that when I got them.

You should see what the shirt looks like.

Wanna know what the second spot is from?


ITS GODZILLA!

[Zombified]

Need more captions before I judge.

The day isn't over yet!

Get 'em in folks!

[thecollector]

Twice in ten minutes?! Good God! Where do you get the energy?!

[Zombified]

Great work everyone.

Only takes three captions to judge!

This week had VERY stiff competition, but Collector's new caption made me laugh out loud.
Well done! You win!

So the scoreboard is now....
Fiction-5
Bowie-4
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1
bravenheart-1
Peppermental-1
Rose-1
Collector-1

And now its time for the new pic of the week!!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/Ozzyman24/idiot-1.jpg

Have at it!

[Bowie20049]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

[Devika_globejotter]

Uhh...where'd his ass go?

[Fiction]

I'm baaack, bitchessssss.
As a C average student, Rob was always told to get his head out of his ass and start working.
No one ever expected him to take this advice so literally.

[Rose]

>.<

-“I wonder if this counts as masochism...?”

-“I don’t even know how this happened…!”

-“I’d like to see Dancing with the Stars try this move!”

-"I never knew that rain is freakishly warm... and... yellow-ish?!" :mellow:

[thecollector]

Pretty self explanatory... *laughs his butt off*

And, one! And two! And, come on! Place your crotch above your face!

[Rose]

Come on people, today is Wednesday...

*Says the magic words*

Please and thank you...? :3

[Zombified]

Alright!

Game time!

This week's winner is....

FICTION!

For her caption-As a C average student, Rob was always told to get his head out of his ass and start working.
No one ever expected him to take this advice so literally.

Once again, she takes the cake! Which puts her in the lead!

That brings the scoreboard to the following....
Fiction-6
Bowie-4
An Angry Panda-2
Klon-2
Miss-Smiley-1
Durriegog-1
bravenheart-1
Peppermental-1
Rose-1
Collector-1
Little Demon-1

And now, for the new picture!


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:iAS7Nyk8UqNJrM:http://www.richardpettinger.com/blog/images/stupid_cat.jpg&t=1

[lostbookworm]

Mine

'Stupid mouse, you did that on purpose!'

One day, Bob wondered what was exactly at the bottom of the cup his master kept staring into after a drink. He looked, but still can't find it after several hours of searching.