Just because.

[JaceMT]

Ok, I've noticed a lot of stories....even some movies that actually made a lot of money...fail to explain the reasons for events that occur as part of the story. It makes me wonder if they are drawing random things that COULD happen out of a bloody hat. I want more info!

Let's play the "just because" game

This is how it works.

First i'll post an event...and the next person will add an event that led to it.

EXAMPLE

Person 1 : I ran

Person 2: Because a witch was chasing me

Person 3: Because I stole candy from her evil flying monkey.

[JaceMT]

The event to begin with is.

A beautiful woman crashed her car into the department store window.

WHY?

[winniethepooh4102]

Person 1: Because she stared at me.
Person 2: Because I stared at her.
Person 3: Because she’s going crazy.

[Bowie20049]

Winnie, you don't answer as Person 1, 2, and 3. The post above you was person 1. You were person 2....

[winniethepooh4102]

Excuse me, but I wasn’t known about the rules and tried to shot instantly.

[littledreamer!]

Person 2: Because she wanted to grab the last pair of Prada shoes

[Bowie20049]

because she saw an Edward-esk vampire!!!!!

[ElephntFalingOffClif]

Because she just got new glasses and could then see the world for what it really is.

[sXe_Jinxeh]

because she had been inflicted her entire life with an odd superficiality

[Inkling]

Because her car had a mind of its own and was trying to take over small buisnesses and work up to Wal-Mart.

[miss_smiley]

Because it had been brought up in a family whose motto was "If you can think it, you can do it!"

[Ninjatrone]

Because God told her not to do it. She just didn't hear him very well.
....I'm not sure how plausible it is to mishear the words of God, but it really makes you think.....

[sXe_Jinxeh]

Because she was listening to her iPod

[miss_smiley]

Because it had gnarly super-human powers that made her look like a furry, blue monster.

[sXe_Jinxeh]

because an evil scientist mutated her into his ideal wife.

[miss_smiley]

Because he couldn't find the right woman for him...

[chukjones]

Because She like to go in store with car.

[Rowenny]

Because she was obsessed with cars

[Maggie]

Because her father was a mechanic.

[Rowenny]

Because when he was young he had a friend who liked cars and he decided to become a mechanic

[Demetri]

Because his friend owned a pet rabbit that inspired him.

[Rose]

Because she wanted to buy a brand new car, but her father or husband wouldn't agree since she got that car last year,so she found out that the best solution to convince him is to break her car into pieces so she could get another one...
Good enough...I think, hehe,:P

[Banana]

Because she was too lazy to get a job and buy one herself.

[Rowenny]

Because she hated working and everything that she could thing about was only cars and mechanic stuff.

[Cripple J <3]

because she was texting her fiance on her new blackberry.

[bravenheart]

Because the she was displeased with her purchase from that store.

[trinity]

Because she didn't have enough money for her dream cellphone.

[v.w.123]

Becuase she spent it on the clown strip club on the last corner.

[Apocalypse]

because she has a fetish for clowns

[v.w.123]

Becuase her mother and her mother's mother had a thing with a clown. Her father was a clown.

[Apocalypse]

Because her grandma's school teacher taught her kids how cool clowns are.

[jdsncb23]

Because the principal of that school was a clown that was made fun of and rather than mope in the shadows, he wanted to teach others how to be clowns.

[peepingthesmurf]

Because he secretly wanted to create an army of clowns and conquer the world.

[Apocalypse]

Because he wanted revenge.

[peepingthesmurf]

Because his mother always liked his younger brother, Bill Gates, better.

[Apocalypse]

Because his younger brother was smarter.

[peepingthesmurf]

Because his mother cared about nothing but academics.

[lostbookworm]

Because her teacher tied her in a bag and threw her in a river because she did not know what 2+2 was.

[peepingthesmurf]

Because while that lesson was being taught she was daydreaming about Speed Racer.

[lostbookworm]

Because she had seen the movie yesterday.

[Apocalypse]

Because her friends had invited her to the movies.

[Devika_globejotter]

Because they felt sorry for her

[Apocalypse]

Because she was really ugly.

[peepingthesmurf]

Because she was hit in the face by a frying pan (with a hole for the nose).

[v.w.123]

Becuase the acid from her breath burned through the frying pan.

[crayons932]

Because she couldn't find her breathmints

[lostbookworm]

Because her teacher stole her breathmints.

[NAT says RAWR.]

Because they were so good that she sold it to a hobo.

[lostbookworm]

The hobo was actually Dr.Hobo.

[v.w.123]

Becuase he wanted to be.

[crayons932]

Because he didn't want to be a veterinarian anymore

[lostbookworm]

Because he wanted to be a neurosurgeon and eat babies brains.

[v.w.123]

Because he lost his memory last Christmas and figured why not be a child's worst nightmare.

[SapphireSeaBird]

Because in his youth he had been haunted by an evil clown

[lostbookworm]

After his sister forced him to watch 'It'.

[SapphireSeaBird]

Because she was bored

[Jack]

Seriously? This is hardly a writing exercise.

Permission to move this to random games?

EDIT: Moved. If anyone thinks it should be moved back, let me know. But this belongs here more than writing exercises, I think.

[Faust]

Because I agree with him

[v.w.123]

Because it's more random creativity than anything else.

[SapphireSeaBird]

Because nobody's taking it seriously

[lostbookworm]

Because I agree with the walking penguin.

[lalodragon]

because the ice cream was all sour and it dripped on the ducky.
I don't even know what I'm giving the reason for, people! and I don't feel like looking back to find out. But I guess that just makes it more fitting, right?

[Faust]

Because it was sunny.

[Write]

Because it was summertime