Would you rather...?

[Bowie20049]

Normal

Would you rather use an Ipod or a Samsung MP3?

[Melo]

Ipod, you can watch stuff on them on a bigger screen

would you rather have chicken pox or pneumonia?

[Iridescence]

Chicken pox, you only get that once. And you don't normally die from it.

would you rather ride a horse or ride a dolphin?

[ScottyMcGee]

RIDE A HORSE!

. . . sorry.

I just always wanted to ride a horse.


Would you rather be so hungry it hurt or so full it hurt?

[Bowie20049]

Full, you can't die of being full...:P hopefully

Would you rather fight someone with a watermelon or a yellow tailed tuna?

[ScottyMcGee]

A WATERMELON!

Would you rather be a soldier or a spy?

[ICeAngel302]

Spy.

It would so cool. :D

Would you rather been trampled to death by a horse, or eaten alive by alligaters??

[Bowie20049]

alligaters because they don't exist.

Would you rather have seven hours straight of Chemistry or Algebra II?

[Melo]

Algebra II definately, I have Algebra I now so...

tuna or salmon?

[imagination_123]

Salmon... can't eat tuna since my brother made me believe it came from dolphins (I was about 8 years old)
Would you rather be deaf or blind.

[Melo]

Blind

would you rather eat live roaches or live water bugs?

[miss_smiley]

Live water bugs. They wriggle and jiggle inside you!

Would you rather spend a huge amount of money on something useless (a Twilight book, for example), or spend a bigger amount on something of infintisimal (teeny, tiny amount) worth or use?

[imagination_123]

Spend a huge amount of money on something useless. That way someone else who doesn't find it useless would buy it off me.

Would you rather be really really clever or really really smart? ( They are two different things ).

[miss_smiley]

I'd rather be "intelligent", if that's what you mean. Like, have common sense and practical knowledge rather than being an educated ditz. :P

Would you rather compromise your integrity or be stuck in a bad job?

[S. Peppercorns]

Be stuck in a bad job and weird out all my co-workers!

Would you rather eat rotting cow skin or swim in a pool of warm goat pee?

[miss_smiley]

The warm goat pee. It's rejuvenating for the skin. (eheheheheh!! :P )

Would you rather write a reeeeally terrible novel, riddled with errors and unreal plot, that was immensely popular, or write a great novel, with awesome grammar and spelling and a truly interesting plot, that is a major flop?

[MackenzieLN]

Write a great novel, with awesome grammar and spelling and a truly interesting plot, that is a major flop.

Would you rather swim in a pool of snakes or be covered in bees?

[ICeAngel302]

swim in a pool of snakes :P

Would you rather...live in a horror movie or live under my bed? o.O

[Clarissa]

Live under your bed, since I moved there yesterday...

Would you rather....
live your life as a fly or a mosquito?

[peepingthesmurf]

A fly! They're way cooler, and less vampire-ish.

Would you rather live in a house with no doors, or live in a house with no roof?

[ICeAngel302]

If that house had windows, then I would live in the house with no doors :P

Would you rather be a piece of paper or a pen?

[Rose]

I would rather be a pen because it lasts longer. :P

Would you rather be on team Edward's side or Jacob's? *random haha*

[Emsidian]

Jacob's *even though I hate twilight*

Would you rather be stuck in your favorite book or stuck inside your favorite music video?

[YokoMeo]

Favourite book all the way.

Would you rather be a pokemon or a digimon?

[Emsidian]

Pokemon.

Would you rather eat your favorite book or a high tech pen thing?

[avettica]

High tech pen thing
Would you rather read Harry Potter or Twilight?

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Heh. Harry Potter.

Would you rather be Oprah Winfrey or Ellen Degeneres? (Inspired by a mention of Oprah on the banning thread :P)

[lostbookworm]

Ellen Degenerus. Hehehe, she has such a weird last name.

Would you rather only watch the Siimpsons on TV, or Family Guy?

[Write]

Simpson, my mom would kill me for watching family guy

Would you rather be eatenby a tiger or drained by a vampire

[bookworm]

Eaten by a tiger. I'd feel warmer at least.
Woud you rather eat snails or frogs?

[Kalculator]

Snails.

Would you rather fall off a cliff or into a grave?

[Clawfire]

Off a cliff.

Would you rather be locked in a cage with a lion or lots and lots of ants?

[Kalculator]

Lots of ants.

Would you rather stab your best friend in the back or hug your worst enemy?

[Clawfire]

I'd have to go with… stabbing. It doesn't necessarily have to be hard and it can also be just a pen and it can also be an air stab :D

Would you rather be eaten by a lion or lots of ants?

[Laxdog22]

a lion because it'd be a lot faster then a bunch of ants slowly nibbling away.

would you rather be a character in a painting or the actual frame of the painting?

[thecollector]

The character; the frame gets too beat up.

Would you rather read a classic novel or a more modern one?

[lalodragon]

A classic novel. I think you can probably figure out the reasons.

Would you rather ride a gryphon or a unicorn?

[Kalculator]

I have no idea what a gryphon is soo....
Unicorn.

Would you rather go bungee jumping or get cake thrown at you for eternity by THE TRIPLETS!

[Clawfire]

I have no idea what a gryphon is soo….

A 'gryphon', is also known as a 'griffon' and is a creature with the head and wings of an eagle and the body of a lion ;)

Cake. I'm scared of heights *shivers*

Would you rather know but not use it or not know and use it?

[Zombified]

I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

Would you rather eat poop or drink urine?

[Faust]

Drink urine. Some people do it, while I've never heard of someone eating their own poo.

Would you rather burn slowly over a fire or be torn apart bit by bit.

[Clawfire]

Hmm… Torn apart. I get the honour of being torn apart by a lion. You didn't say what…

Would you rather sing or mumble instead of talking normally?

[Lydia]

Sing - Love singing <3

Would you rather hop or crawl instead of walking?

[Clawfire]

Crawl.

Would you rather write or talk?

[Kalculator]

Hard one....

Write. I can learn sign language. Easy.

Would you rather hug a hobo or hug me?

[Faust]

That's easy. Hug you.

Would you rather have a bat in your hair or a snake on your wrist?

[Zyanya]

I can't have both? The snake I suppose. ^^

Would you rather explore the moon or explore the bottom of the ocean?

[lostbookworm]

Hmm, well apart from the fact I'd die if I did either, I suppose ocean. Moon's rather... lonely, wouldn't you say?

Would you rather stop watching anime forever, or never read manga again? The choice is yours, my prettys.

[Jack]

I don't give a shit about either of them, but I choose not reading Manga 'cause reading's for looooosers.

Would you rather die happy or live depressed?

[lalodragon]

live depressed.

would you rather have Andy or Shaun mad at you?
^ I got nothing.

[Zyanya]

Shaun.

Would you rather be eaten alive or abducted for alien experimentation? :P

[Kalculator]

The alien experiment.

Would you rather eat cake or not eat cake?

[Clawfire]

Not eat cake for the plain reason I find being fit makes me feel good.

Would you rather get a snake or a bat for your birthday?

[Kalculator]

Hard choice..........
SNAKE!

Would you rather hug Faust, Clawfire or Kalculator?

[Clawfire]

Faust, seeing as it's not fair to hug myself ^^

Would you rather be a sensible cat or an unsensible tiger?

[Faust]

Faust, seeing as it's not fair to hug myself ^^

Too kind! Seriously too kind. Waaaaay too kind.

Anyway, sensible cat.

Would you rather marry your mother/father or be trapped in a pit with food juuuuuuuuust out of your reach?

[Clawfire]

Too kind! Seriously too kind. Waaaaay too kind.

It's my nature ^^

Anyway, trapped in a pit. Time to get a trampoline!

Would you rather sit on a prickly log or spiky ground?

[lalodragon]

Spiky ground. But what's the dif?

Would you rather never be able to read anything but chatspeak again, or never be able to write anything but chatspeak again?

[Kalculator]

Write. Then I can get a translator.

Would you rather jump off Mount Everest or jump off your house?

[Faust]

Mount Everest. My house is tiny but I would like the thrill of jumping off Mount Everest.

Would you rather never be able to move, that includes in wheelchairs, or never be able to sit down?

[Kalculator]

Never be able to sit down. I can lie down, at least.

Would you rather have self-destruction or illusion projection?

[Clawfire]

I don't really get it, but I'm going to go with illusion.

Would you rather have a pet tiger or lion?

[Faust]

Tiger. Slimier.

Would you rather eat Jerusalem artichokes or banana skins?

[Kalculator]

Banana skins.

Would you rather......
Get braces or plates?

(Just noting, plates are terrible. But braces hurt.)

[Clawfire]

Plates. You don't have to wear them all the time.

Would you rather eat monkey brains or horse meat?

[Kalculator]

Monkey brains.

By the way, you do. The only time you take them out is for brushing your teeth.

Would you rather be a cannibal or eat a cannibal?

[Faust]

Ah this is a paradox my dear Kalc, for to eat a cannibal would therefore make you a cannibal so I'll do neither since there is only one choice.

Would you rather to be or not to be?

[jtvenz72]

Faust, isn't that a paradox too. I mean if you decided to be something then you decided not to be something.

Would you rather trust a wish on a shooting star or a prayer to God?

[Clawfire]

Shooting star.

Would you rather use the term 'A wolf in a sheep's clothing' or 'step into their shoes' for the rest of your life?

[SapphireSeaBird]

Erm... Step into their shoes.

Would you rather give up reading or writing?

[lalodragon]

AAAAUUGGGHHH!
I cannot answer that question because my mind has collapsed from the horror of the idea.
...Reading.

Would you rather scream or shout?

[Clawfire]

Shriek (meaning scream)

Would you rather kick or punch your worst enemy?

[Kalculator]

Kick.

Would you rather have Crazy Kalc over for dinner or Sensible Kalc?

[Clawfire]

Crazy. Sensible is just boring.

Would you rather dive into a too shallow pool or a too shallow spa?

[lalodragon]

How do you dive into a spa? They're all too shallow, aren't they? So, pool. Because I dive into 4-ft-deep pools all the time and everyone seems to think that's too shallow.
Would you rather memorize the thesaurus or the dictionary?

[Kalculator]

Dictionary.

Would you rather eat cake or eat ice-cream?

[Clawfire]

Ice-cream. I'm in a rebellious mood.

Would you rather have a cat called Pickles or Fishy?

[Kalculator]

Fishy.

Would you rather die or commit suicide?

[Clawfire]

Commit suicide.

Would you rather die a quick death or live a painful life?

[Faust]

Hm, well I have got into a habit of mulling over these things (this game) and so I would deuced from my subconscious that um actually too many big words, quick death.

Would you rather give or be given the chances of chances?

[Clawfire]

Hmm… I'll have to think about it…

Pickles! ^^

Would you rather be confused or confuse others?

[8silverstream8]

Confuse others. It's a lot more fun!

Would you rather be hit in the head with a bat or lamp?

[umbreon2000]

lamp. Baseball bats HURT! and if u meant a real bat then still a lamp because that thing might tear my eyes out. sorry bat lovers.

Rather be sent to jail for a murder that you didn't commit or have to live on the streets with "voices" in your head?

[8silverstream8]

lamp. Baseball bats HURT! and if u meant a real bat then still a lamp because that thing might tear my eyes out. sorry bat lovers.

Rather be sent to jail for a murder that you didn't commit or have to live on the streets with "voices" in your head?

Bats would not tear out your eyes! How dare you:glare:! Live on the streets with "voices". You can still get money! Heck, I could get money now by dressing up like a hobo in D.C. or Wall St.

Would you rather eat your pinkie or your big toe?

[The Enchanted Muggle]

My pinkie because one of them's already damaged.

Would you rather kiss a hobo or a pig covered in mud?

[rania]

I'd go for a hobo; pigs aren't one of my favourite animals :)

Would you rather do the Macarena or sing 'twinkle twinkle little star' in the morning assembly?

[Clawfire]

Twinkle twinkle little star. Then I can make fun of it.

[FayGee]

You didn't ask a question. :P

Would you rather one best friend or three good friends?

[The Enchanted Muggle]

one best friend.

would you rather be burned alive or hanged?

[FayGee]

I'd rather not consider either of those.

Would you rather eat three solid meals a day and nothing else, or constantly have small snacks?

[chiaro0990]

I'd rather eat large meals than eat snacks.

Would you rather live in Victorian era or stay in the present?

[FayGee]

Now, for sure!

Would you rather have an older sister or older brother?

[Clawfire]

Brother. I can barely stand most of the girls at school :O

Would you rather forget to write a question on this game or remember to write a question, but no have a question to ask?

[FayGee]

The former.

Would you rather a lion eat you or a tiger? (Clawfire, don't you dare answer this! :P)

[JessicaJoy]

A Lion, their manes look so soft :D

Would you rather be completley bald or hairy all over? :)

[FayGee]

(By the way, it's a trick question, and you got it wrong. :P)

Once I'm married, if I had to make the choice, then bald.

Would you rather live in a bustling city like Manhattan or a quiet, laid-back town with no more than 5,000 people living in it? (My friend used to live in one of those -- except it was unbelievably small -- less than 1,000 people! They didn't have addresses, could you imagine? ^^)

[Clawfire]

Quiet, laid back town. I don't like big crowds...

Would you rather have a long, endless life where you still age, even past the babbling, toothless age, or no life at all?

[JessicaJoy]

:ahhh i get it now, the lion would eat the tiger and not me, right?

[OrionRising]

Skipping that^ and responding to clawfire's:

I'd rather not be alive at all because well there is no pain in that and I would not like to be a blob of rotting skin for most of eternity.

Would you rather Harry Potter or Pokemon be real?

[zero]

Harry Potter so that I make him make Pokeman real.

Would you rather have popcorn or icecream?

[FayGee]

On a scorcher of a summer's day, icecream. Any other time, popcorn, because you can eat as much as you want of it.

Do you rather it be 32 degrees F/0 degrees C or 100 degrees F/35 degrees C?

[Pheonix]

32
Would you rather be a child or an adult?

[maehakramlogan]

A child. Adults are too uptight except for the awesome ones. Plus they are old!

Would you rather be stuck on a desert island for a year or in your sibling's extremely messy room for a week?

[graystripe79]

Would you rather be stuck on a desert island for a year or in your sibling's extremely messy room for a week?

In my brothers room for a week because at least there are no possibly dangerous things or animals in his room....hopefully. XDD

[chiaro0990]

*blank stare*

Would you rather pick a career that you love or a career that earns lot of dollars?

[The Enchanted Muggle]

duh, a career that i LOVE.
would you rather kiss a dead person on the lips or on the stomach?

[horselove2012]

On the stomach. I'd rather not kiss a dead person in the first place, though.
Would you rather fall on grass from 20 feet up or a trampoline from the same height?

[The Enchanted Muggle]

Trampoline......
Would you rather have a beach wedding or a church wedding?

[SoulSurf13]

Beach wedding, unless of course it is a day that seagulls decide to form a flock of evilness. Happens all the time, you know. Heh.

Would you rather be sat on by a very obese person, or be a very obese person, and possible die of a heart attack?

[Ben]

Be sat on by an obese person, because then at least I could keep my perfect balance of weight.

Would you rather be eaten by a horde of ants or a tiger?

[The Enchanted Muggle]

Tiger, quicker.

Would you rather be without arms or without legs?

[GreatPerhapsSeeker]

Without legs. No arms= no writing.

Would you rather live a short life well or a longer life poorly?

[Ben]

Short life well, I'm a great believer of dying young: you can make less mistakes and muck up less people's lives xD

Would you rather write a best-selling novel or a best selling poetry book?

[bookworm]

Poetry book, purely because it is/feels much harder to achieve.

Would you rather eat some chocolate or eat some ice cream now? (yes, I'm aware of how tricky the question is)

[Ben]

Ice cream because it is pretty hot here in my house 0_o

Would you rather be a dictator in Libya or the Congo?

[lalodragon]

The Congo. The last Libyan dictator died shamefully. Of course the Congo man is fighting back rebellions.
But "the Congo" is such a nicer name.

Would you rather dance to death or die in an armchair?

[bookworm]

Depends whether I had a book and chocolate with me on the armchair. But probably dance to death. Somehow, I dunno, romantic?

Would you rather be a bird or a fish? (though most people won't hesitate here at all)

[Ben]

I'd rather be a fish. Because Finding Nemo looks SO FUN :D

Would you rather go back in time to the Medival ages or the Victorian Ages?

[lalodragon]

Mediaeval. I'd rather be a princess or serf than a starched society freak.

Would you rather be stuffed in a bag (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-18052540) when you die, or stuffed in a box, or burnt to a crisp?

[bookworm]

Well. I love you for the bag, so could choose bag. Stuffed in a box is a beautiful reference to both Nirvana and Plath. Crisps taste good and I love fire, as I'm Sagittarius. I want to be in a box which is in a bag which is burnt in a fire, okay?

Would you rather be Prospero or Miranda?

[lostbookworm]

Prospero doesn't nearly get raped, so him.

If you were in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Rick Santorum with a gun loaded with two bullets, who would you rather shoot?

[NerdyWriter]

Haha, Hitler for sure.
I'm a grammar nazi, not a real nazi! :D
Would you rather get run over by a car and live or jump off a cliff and hit your arm at the bottom and live?

[Ben]

Jump off a cliff: at least I could survive and fly for a bit :D

Would you rather come to England to meet me or go to America to meet Justin Bieber?

[Wig]

I'll come to England and visit you, 'cause it's just down the road and you'd beat Justin Bieber any day.

Would you rather die in painlessly, or die by pain?

[The Enchanted Muggle]

I'd rather not die ever, but if I HAD to, I'd rataher die painlessly.
Would you rather eat your own poop or somebody else's?

[Ben]

My own, because at least I'd know what I'd been eating.

Would you rather be a singer in a band, or a drummer in a band?

[Lola]

The singer in a band. I've got what it takes and I have a good voice

Would you rather step on a sea urchin or get bitten to death by sand fleas?:D

[ahlaj77]

Probably step on a sea urchin. I hate sand fleas!

Would you rather jump out of an airplane or go bungee jumping off a really tall building?