New girl

[JordanEmert]

I'm a new person at Young Writers Online, and I'm here because just like
everyone else I want to become a writer. I'm also involved in another site thats
going to help me become a writer too. I'm pretty serious about it
Now the simple stuff. My name is Jordan
and I'm 14 years old. I like to play the guitar and obviously write. I like to write fantasy fiction and realistic fiction.

[Nyx]

Your write fantasy and your name is Jordan? Woah, that's creepy.
We have another girl person named Jordan here who writes fantasy:P
Anyways, welcome.
I get so happy when I see Newbs around, they've been rare lately...Go invite all your friends ^^

Have fun, and feel free to PM me if you need help with anything round here!

EDIT:
I've read a few of your crits. Please keep in mind that it's great to compliment a writer, but it is much more helpful to point out your likes and dislikes. If you don't have any dislikes about the piece, be more specific about what you liked. We have a great guide to critiquing which I hope you'll look through.
Happy critiquing! :writing:

[Majyk]

Yay, a newbie! Like Nyx said, we haven't had any recently. Now, to the welcoming of you:

Welcome to YWO. Be active, critique stuff, post stuff, have fun, and you can PM me if you have any questions or need a crit on something fantasy. (Heh, I'm in a good mood right now ^^)

[jordanisonfire]

Note that I write satirical fantasy, not actual fantasy, Nyx. xP
Hello, other Jordan! I personally hate the name, but it's cool if you don't.

[Rouge]

Hi, I'm Adrienne :)

Welcome to YWO! ^^

It's a great place. I'm sure you'll enjoy it just like we all do.

[Carraka]

It's another Jordan!

Hmm ... I'm going to have call you Emert. Or Emmy, which is shorter (because it has less letters). You good with that? Otherwise, you might get scared when I start poking Jordie-pie.

[Starry]

It's another Jordan!

Hmm ... I'm going to have call you Emert. Or Emmy, which is shorter (because it has less letters). You good with that? Otherwise, you might get scared when I start poking Jordie-pie.

Woah, you start calling her Emmy and I'm going to start thinking of a satirical talking cat (The Redemption of Althalus, David Eddings). On the other hand, if you're cool with that, then fine.

Hi! I'm starry.

...I have nothing else to say.

[Nyx]

Note that I write satirical fantasy, not actual fantasy, Nyx. xP
Hello, other Jordan! I personally hate the name, but it's cool if you don't.

Yea, yea:p
Why do you hate the name? It's cute ^^

[jordanisonfire]

Jordan is just... ugh. I hate it. Why my parents named me that, I do not know.

[Andy]

Jordan's a cool name. Michael Jordan. It sort of makes you sound like an athlete.

And welcome, New Jordan! Although we've already meT in the chatroom. :)

[Lykaios]

mew in the chatroom. :)
Hehe. ^^

Anyway, welcome Jordan, I hope you have fun here.

I'm Lily -- by the way.

I love smoothies.

Also, be a pirate because we rock and it's like four days 'yil talk-like-a-pirate day. :pirate:

[Andy]

Ugh. And Carraka already did that to me yesterday. :glare:

[jordanisonfire]

Jordan's a cool name. Michael Jordan. It sort of makes you sound like an athlete.

I think you'll find I'm the opposite of athletic. Though I love "extreme" sports, I'm still not exactly fit. x)

[Andy]

I fail to believe you.

It could be worse. You could have been Bob. :)

[jordanisonfire]

Then I'd just call myself Robert. My granddad is called Robert but everyone calls him Bob. He doesn't mind, though.

[seikoXchan]

Uh, hi. The name's Seiko, but you can just call me Shaylyn... or whatever...
I'm only here because I'm avoiding my algebra II honors homework. :P
Just kidding. :)
On YWO, we have 5 main races- ninja, pirate, llama, jedi, and the newest addition, penguin.
I used to be a ninja, then a jedi-nin, and now I'm neutral. It's fun to watch everyone bicker. :D
:crazy:

[Rouge]

Ewwww bitch

Excuse me? What the fuck is this?

Opening threads that have been dead for a year is not something that you just do. I'm guessing you know her? Great. Deal with it in real life, don't revive old threads with a post that says "ewwww bitch". That's stupid.

Can a mod please come and lock this thread and possibly do some much-needed banning? These newbs are getting on my everlasting nerves.

EDIT: Oh, great, you have another post. You really are a troll, aren't you? How cute. Mods, please. Do I really have to ask?