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Rouge
11-02-2008, 06:27 AM
Banned because why don't you make the time machine?

Jessica
11-02-2008, 07:00 AM
Banned because I'm hung over

Majyk
11-02-2008, 02:18 PM
Banned for being offline now.

Majyk
11-02-2008, 02:32 PM
Banned because I kind of agree with you.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-02-2008, 02:43 PM
Banned for agreeing.

Rouge
11-02-2008, 04:29 PM
Banned for having Charles Darcy in your avatar! :D

Majyk
11-02-2008, 10:25 PM
Banned for having a word counter in your sig.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-02-2008, 10:31 PM
Banned because so do you. Hipocrit. Just joking. But seriously. Never mind.

Lykaios
11-02-2008, 10:34 PM
Majyk . . . Are you doing Nano? Or is the story your wordmetre's for just accidentally intending on being 50000 words? :huh:

Banned because I have school tomorrow. :huh:

Majyk
11-02-2008, 10:37 PM
No, I'm not. I just figured 50,000 was a good number :p.

Banned because... so do I.

Lykaios
11-02-2008, 10:39 PM
Banned because I forgot about my corsework when I was doing Nano . . . Oops. :huh:

Rouge
11-02-2008, 11:48 PM
Banned for forgetting.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-03-2008, 12:21 AM
Banned because everyone forgets things now and again.

Majyk
11-03-2008, 12:25 AM
Banned for banning Tsuki.

Rouge
11-03-2008, 12:36 AM
Banned for changing your avatar. It's pretty!

dj4ever
11-03-2008, 01:12 AM
banned for having pokemon on ur sig and i just heard people sing the theme song wayyyyyy wayyy wayyy too many times.

Ace
11-03-2008, 10:57 AM
Banning you all for picking on each other's avatars!! ;)

Majyk
11-03-2008, 02:03 PM
Banned for banning Ace for not having an avatar.

Eilidh
11-03-2008, 05:36 PM
Banned for banning Ace for not having an avatar.
banned for not telling us your location.

Majyk
11-03-2008, 08:22 PM
Banned for joining the month before my birthday.

Rouge
11-03-2008, 09:06 PM
banned for being so open about your birthday.

Majyk
11-03-2008, 09:07 PM
Banned because your sig has orange and pink words in it.

Rouge
11-03-2008, 09:08 PM
Banned because Majyk is spelled Magic.

Majyk
11-03-2008, 09:09 PM
Banned because that's what you think.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-03-2008, 09:53 PM
Banned for caring

Majyk
11-03-2008, 09:55 PM
Banned for having a smilie in your sig.

imagination_123
11-03-2008, 10:06 PM
Banned because you have a problem with that. :P

Lizzie
11-03-2008, 10:08 PM
Banned because your new-ish.

(Please don't ban me for saying that!) :p

imagination_123
11-03-2008, 10:11 PM
Banned because you asked me not to ban you for the reason you gave for banning me! ... if that makes sense :S

Majyk
11-03-2008, 10:49 PM
Banned for having numbers in your username.

dj4ever
11-03-2008, 11:19 PM
Banned for dissing numbers....even though i hate math.....

appleofmyeye
11-04-2008, 12:10 AM
Banned for having a pic of yourself as your avie. Sooooooo self centered ;).

Majyk
11-04-2008, 02:17 AM
Banned for having 27.86 points :p.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-04-2008, 02:24 AM
Banned for having 30

Rouge
11-04-2008, 04:41 AM
Banned from having a scene from "A Clockwork Orange" in your avvie.

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 05:01 AM
banned because that movie is so good your not allowed to say its name

Ace
11-04-2008, 05:36 AM
Banned for asking not to be banned for that! ;)

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 06:07 AM
banned because your smiley is winking at me.

Ace
11-04-2008, 10:51 AM
Banned for whinging about it ;) HA! There it is again, just to taunt you. lol

Eilidh
11-04-2008, 01:05 PM
banned for winking at me :'(

Majyk
11-04-2008, 02:20 PM
Banned for having a pirate in your sig.

Majyk
11-04-2008, 06:54 PM
Banned because you're a pirate I think.

Rouge
11-04-2008, 08:47 PM
Banned cause I said so. xP

Zombified
11-04-2008, 08:49 PM
Banned for having red hair

Rouge
11-04-2008, 08:49 PM
Banned because I don't have red hair. xP

Lykaios
11-04-2008, 10:08 PM
Banned because you have brown hair?

Majyk
11-04-2008, 10:29 PM
Banned because you have to ask :p.

Lykaios
11-04-2008, 10:36 PM
Banned because I don't know if Tsuki has brown hair so . . . Yeah. :P

Majyk
11-04-2008, 10:40 PM
Banned for... being online.

Lykaios
11-04-2008, 11:02 PM
Banned because you are too. :P

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 11:05 PM
Banned because im all alone in the chatroom!

Lykaios
11-04-2008, 11:07 PM
Banned because it's a school night and too late to be in the chatroom for me. Sorry.

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 11:11 PM
Banned because school is lame and i hate it

Majyk
11-04-2008, 11:16 PM
Banned because I'm homeschooled and still don't like it :p.

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 11:19 PM
Banned because im sick AGAIN and i just got over a cold.

Majyk
11-04-2008, 11:20 PM
Oh, hope you get better soon.

Banned for being sick.

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 11:22 PM
Banned because you are heckling the disabled by banning me for being sick.

Majyk
11-04-2008, 11:24 PM
Banned for having 99 posts.

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 11:25 PM
Banned for being born in a month with the same first letter as the month as i was born in.

Majyk
11-04-2008, 11:27 PM
Banned for joining the month of my birthday.

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 11:28 PM
Banned because I'm listening to the beatles.

Majyk
11-04-2008, 11:30 PM
Banned because this game now has 133 pages to it.

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 11:31 PM
banned because its election day

OBAMA

Majyk
11-04-2008, 11:32 PM
Banned because I went with my parents to the voting place, although I didn't vote (not old enough yet).

Yes, Obama.

dj4ever
11-04-2008, 11:33 PM
Banned because I had to vote in school and I got in trouble for being 'too rowdy' :P

Rouge
11-05-2008, 12:49 AM
Banned for being too rowdy.

dj4ever
11-05-2008, 01:58 AM
banned because 'rowdy' is a funny word

Majyk
11-05-2008, 02:35 AM
Banned because I just got back from play practice.

dj4ever
11-05-2008, 03:21 AM
Banned because I don't know what play practice is.

Rouge
11-05-2008, 04:19 AM
Banned because play practice is where you practice for a play. :P

dj4ever
11-05-2008, 04:41 AM
Banned because I should have known that.

appleofmyeye
11-05-2008, 04:58 AM
Banned because I love your red quote.

dj4ever
11-05-2008, 05:36 AM
banned because so do i

Eilidh
11-05-2008, 01:00 PM
banned because i think so to,

Majyk
11-05-2008, 02:55 PM
Banned for not capitalizing your "i" :P.

Majyk
11-05-2008, 03:40 PM
Banned because... I'll do that. Thanks.

Majyk
11-05-2008, 03:51 PM
Banned for suggesting something that works better.

Eilidh
11-05-2008, 03:54 PM
banned for being a penguin

Majyk
11-05-2008, 03:54 PM
Banned for having lots of colors in your sig.

Majyk
11-05-2008, 03:56 PM
Banned because I am Majyk and I think you meant to ban Eilidhs.

Eilidh
11-05-2008, 04:00 PM
banned cause i did do that :(

Eilidh
11-05-2008, 04:22 PM
banned for living in florida,

Lykaios
11-05-2008, 04:35 PM
Banned for being online.

Majyk
11-05-2008, 05:39 PM
Banned for banning Lily for living elsewhere.

Eilidh
11-05-2008, 07:30 PM
banned for banning snappy for banning lily for living elsewhere

Rouge
11-05-2008, 08:56 PM
Banned for not using capitals.

Eilidh
11-05-2008, 09:05 PM
Banned for noticing it :(

dj4ever
11-05-2008, 10:43 PM
banned because capitals are stupid

Lykaios
11-05-2008, 10:50 PM
Banned because they ain't stupid. :P

dj4ever
11-05-2008, 11:04 PM
Banned because *sigh* your right.

Rouge
11-06-2008, 01:08 AM
Banned for sighing.

appleofmyeye
11-06-2008, 01:21 AM
Banned because I don't know what your avatar is.

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 01:24 AM
banned because you look like a friend of mine.

Rouge
11-06-2008, 01:37 AM
Banned because my avatar is Final Fantasy, and if you don't know that, then you. . . no words can describe.

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 01:44 AM
Banned because it's not fair to judge someone for how many video games they know. :P

Rouge
11-06-2008, 01:46 AM
Banned because you should at least know what Final Fantasy is. xP

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 01:48 AM
Banned because I do know what it is I just can't identify people from it.

Rouge
11-06-2008, 01:52 AM
Banned because I don't know who it is either; I just know it's FF.

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 01:53 AM
Banned because I'm tired and I can't think of anything to ban you for.

Rouge
11-06-2008, 02:08 AM
Banned for being tired.

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 02:09 AM
Banned for me not knowing what color your eyes are.

Rouge
11-06-2008, 02:12 AM
Banned because my eyes are blue. :P

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 02:25 AM
Banned because so are mine!

Rouge
11-06-2008, 02:33 AM
Banned for copying my eye color! You copier you!

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 02:43 AM
Banned because my eyes are blue, green, and gray, they change COLORS so ha! I'm not copying you

Rouge
11-06-2008, 03:05 AM
Funny. . . mine change colors too.
Banned because I feel like it.

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 04:37 AM
Banned because my brothers in the bathroom and i need to take a shower. :(

Majyk
11-06-2008, 02:55 PM
Banned because your avatar is in black and white.

Lykaios
11-06-2008, 03:59 PM
Banned because your avatar is lovely. :)

Majyk
11-06-2008, 04:13 PM
Thank you. ^^ It's pretty much the same picture as the one on my profile.

Banned for having "Spattered Ink" in orange.

Rouge
11-06-2008, 10:16 PM
Banned because she was banned a long time ago. In fact, she was eaten before she was banned. :P

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 10:30 PM
Banned because your avatar makes me laugh

Lykaios
11-06-2008, 11:29 PM
Banned because I'm hungry and tired and tired and tired and tired . . .

dj4ever
11-06-2008, 11:36 PM
Banned because if your tired you should sleep and if your hungry you should eat

dj4ever
11-07-2008, 12:13 AM
Banned because it didn't really rhyme. Although it sounded cool.

sXe_Jinxeh
11-07-2008, 03:22 AM
Banned because nano hates me!

dj4ever
11-07-2008, 03:23 AM
Banned because hate is a strong word


:P

Majyk
11-07-2008, 03:29 PM
Banned for having a colorful sig.

Lykaios
11-07-2008, 04:23 PM
Banned because everyone gets banned for colourful sigs . . . I ban you for a greyscale sig. :P

imagination_123
11-07-2008, 07:17 PM
Banned because I'm older than you! :P

Eilidh
11-07-2008, 08:37 PM
Banned because I'm probably younger than you :(

sXe_Jinxeh
11-07-2008, 09:10 PM
Banned for having a picture of yourself in your avvy!

Lykaios
11-07-2008, 09:13 PM
Banned because how do you know that's a picture of herself? :P

Majyk
11-07-2008, 09:23 PM
Banned for asking a question.

Lykaios
11-07-2008, 09:27 PM
Banned for missing a 'u'. :P

Majyk
11-07-2008, 09:32 PM
Oops. Banned for noticing :P

*edits post*

Eilidh
11-07-2008, 09:44 PM
Banned for accepting defeat

Lykaios
11-07-2008, 10:11 PM
Banned because I'm hungry.

Majyk
11-07-2008, 10:12 PM
Banned because you reminded me that I am, too.

Lykaios
11-07-2008, 10:23 PM
Bannedbecause I should get offline and start writing . . .

Majyk
11-07-2008, 10:25 PM
Banned because I didn't write anything today :(. Instead I edited a bunch.

dj4ever
11-07-2008, 11:06 PM
Banned because everyone thinks my writing is confusing!

seikoXchan
11-07-2008, 11:48 PM
Banned for living in the bitchinest place ever.

dj4ever
11-08-2008, 12:06 AM
Banned because you don't

Lykaios
11-08-2008, 12:07 AM
Banned because aerodynamics are way too confusing.

dj4ever
11-08-2008, 12:08 AM
Banned because your right

Majyk
11-08-2008, 12:09 AM
Banned because you said "your" instead of "you're" :P.

Lykaios
11-08-2008, 12:10 AM
Banned because I can't see your avatar, is that just me?

dj4ever
11-08-2008, 12:10 AM
Banned because you have been thanked 66 times

Majyk
11-08-2008, 12:13 AM
Banned because I can't see your avatar, is that just me?

Must be you. I still have one. :confused:


Banned for having Lykaios jump in front of your ban.

Lykaios
11-08-2008, 12:37 AM
Banned because I can't see what the picture you posted is either . . . :huh:

Majyk
11-08-2008, 12:40 AM
Why? What does it say? Or is it just blank or something?

Banned for something.

dj4ever
11-08-2008, 12:41 AM
Banned for something else

Lykaios
11-08-2008, 12:45 AM
Oh, it was the smilie, Majyk. And your avatar is back now . . . *galres at computer* Stupid thing . . .
-- there was a box with a red cross in the corner.

Banned for not specifying areason . . . :P

Majyk
11-08-2008, 12:49 AM
Oh, okay. I thought maybe it had gotten deleted from Photobucket or something :p

Banned for having a computer that takes away my avatar :P

Lykaios
11-08-2008, 12:58 AM
Banned because it's a stupid computer and I totally agree with you banning me for it. :P

dj4ever
11-08-2008, 05:20 AM
Banned because in your sig has 'yum' in it.

Ace
11-08-2008, 11:11 AM
Banned for being so vague. :P

Majyk
11-08-2008, 01:27 PM
Banned because you have a smilie in your sig.

Lykaios
11-08-2008, 01:36 PM
Banned because my computer is really messed up . . . all the lightbulbs except yours and mine are gone . . . :huh:

Eilidh
11-08-2008, 02:03 PM
Banned because you should get your computer checked out !

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-08-2008, 03:02 PM
Banned because the leaves are falling off my trees :(

dj4ever
11-08-2008, 05:41 PM
Banned because it's fall there supposed to do that.

Eilidh
11-08-2008, 07:57 PM
Banned cause its winter now :)

Rouge
11-08-2008, 08:00 PM
Banned cause it won't be winter until December.

Eilidh
11-08-2008, 08:14 PM
Banned because you should critique part two of unknown!!

dj4ever
11-08-2008, 08:18 PM
Banned because you should critique my story!

Eilidh
11-08-2008, 08:18 PM
Banned because I kinda half critiqued it xD

Rouge
11-08-2008, 08:31 PM
Banned for not using a period.

dj4ever
11-09-2008, 04:15 AM
Banned because I critique yours, Eilidh, so critique mine. for real!

Majyk
11-09-2008, 01:56 PM
Banned for being offline.

Jessica
11-09-2008, 02:35 PM
Banned for being online

Alexa
11-09-2008, 04:10 PM
Banned because you're offline!

Majyk
11-09-2008, 04:14 PM
Banned because you're new.

Rouge
11-09-2008, 05:07 PM
Banned for having more posts than me. :P

dj4ever
11-09-2008, 05:24 PM
Banned because you have more posts than me!

Rouge
11-09-2008, 05:29 PM
Banned for having four different colors in your signature.

dj4ever
11-09-2008, 05:32 PM
Banned because including the pic in your sig you have way more than four colors!

Rouge
11-09-2008, 06:26 PM
Banned because you have a point.

dj4ever
11-09-2008, 06:27 PM
Banned because I know.

Rouge
11-09-2008, 06:30 PM
Banned because you know.

dj4ever
11-09-2008, 06:30 PM
Banned because I do.

appleofmyeye
11-09-2008, 09:47 PM
Banned because you do NOT.

dj4ever
11-09-2008, 09:48 PM
banned because i can't eat apples and apple is in your user name.

goddamn braces.

Rouge
11-09-2008, 10:03 PM
Banned because I no longer have braces. Yay for retainers!

dj4ever
11-09-2008, 10:08 PM
banned because I get mine off in 2 months!!!!!!!!!!!!!

appleofmyeye
11-09-2008, 10:22 PM
Banned because I am eating an apple right now :P.

dj4ever
11-09-2008, 10:23 PM
Banned because I'm thirsty but too lazy to get up

appleofmyeye
11-09-2008, 10:25 PM
Banned because I am too!

dj4ever
11-09-2008, 10:25 PM
Banned because you agreed with me.... :P

Majyk
11-10-2008, 12:13 AM
Banned because when I'm busy, I miss so much here :(.

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 12:23 AM
Banned because i need a hair cut

Majyk
11-10-2008, 12:47 AM
Banned for changing your avatar.

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 12:50 AM
Banned because my avatar is beautiful and oddly appetizing.

It looks so cold and crisp, i just want to eat that flower up.

Majyk
11-10-2008, 12:51 AM
Banned because you want to eat a flower :P

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 12:52 AM
Because I own it.

Majyk
11-10-2008, 12:54 AM
Banned for not saying "banned" in your last post.

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 12:55 AM
Banned because now i feel like an idiot

Majyk
11-10-2008, 12:57 AM
Banned for not capitalizing your "i" :p

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 12:59 AM
Banned because I'm tired and lazy right now and you keep pointing it out.

Majyk
11-10-2008, 01:03 AM
Banned because if you weren't tired and lazy right now, I'd have a harder time finding things to ban you for.

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 01:04 AM
Banned because I'm bored so i'm going to continue to be lazy and tired and therefore give you reasons to ban me. ^

Majyk
11-10-2008, 01:05 AM
Banned because you actually didn't give me any reason to ban you in that last post. But you're still banned :p

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 01:07 AM
Banned because I did, you just didn't notice. :P

Majyk
11-10-2008, 01:12 AM
Was it that random arrow? Banned because I failed to ban you for it before :P

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 01:14 AM
Banned because it was because it was that arrow.

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 01:15 AM
I'm banning you again because it was also because I didn't capitilize the 'I' in I'm

Majyk
11-10-2008, 01:15 AM
Banned for double posting :P

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 01:17 AM
Banned because it was vital that I did.

Majyk
11-10-2008, 01:22 AM
Banned for having 232 posts.

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 01:24 AM
Banned for having 1187

Majyk
11-10-2008, 01:25 AM
Banned for joining the site a little over a week after my birthday.

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 01:28 AM
Banned because I think you already banned me for that.

Majyk
11-10-2008, 01:29 AM
Oh. Well. Banned making me think I'd banned someone else for it by changing your avatar :p.

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 01:32 AM
Banned because.....I have school tomoroow

Majyk
11-10-2008, 01:38 AM
Banned because so do I. And play practice, and dance class.

Rouge
11-10-2008, 04:27 AM
Banned because I get my license within the week! :D

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 05:16 AM
Banned because i don't get mine for at least 3 yrs. :(

Ace
11-10-2008, 05:46 AM
Banned because I can get mine in 10 months and 10 days!

Jessica
11-10-2008, 07:37 AM
Banned because I already have mine :p

Majyk
11-10-2008, 02:04 PM
Banned because I don't want mine.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-10-2008, 08:41 PM
Banned because you are mentally ill.

Rouge
11-10-2008, 08:59 PM
Banned because you're mentally ill. :P

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-10-2008, 09:04 PM
Banned because I don't see how that's a problem. :D

Rouge
11-10-2008, 09:04 PM
Banned because I see where it's a problem. ^^

Majyk
11-10-2008, 09:05 PM
Banned for seeing something as a problem :p

Rouge
11-10-2008, 09:06 PM
Banned for not seeing it as a problem. :p

Majyk
11-10-2008, 09:07 PM
Banned because I never said I didn't see it as a problem :p

Rouge
11-10-2008, 09:16 PM
Banned for banning me for seeing it as a problem when you also see it as a problem.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Banned for thinking that's a problem :p

Rouge
11-10-2008, 11:48 PM
Banned for having a silly avatar. ^^

dj4ever
11-10-2008, 11:55 PM
Banned for a having a sillier one.

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 02:43 AM
Banned for sticking your tongue out at me

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 03:38 AM
Banned because my avie is scrumdidilyumcious.

Rouge
11-11-2008, 03:42 AM
Banned for using scrumdiddlyumptious as a word. xD

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 04:12 AM
Banned because it is a word

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 04:26 AM
Banned because I can't find it in the dictionary.

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 04:28 AM
Banned because gulible isn't in the dictionary either but its still a word.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 04:58 AM
Banned because I'v never heard that word.

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 04:59 AM
Banned because you are gullible.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 05:03 AM
Banned because i just realized what that word is DUH! I had a brain fart. My apologies.

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 05:04 AM
Banned because your brain just farted.

Way to go.

lol

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 05:09 AM
Banned because everyones does every once in a while.

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 05:10 AM
Banned because brain fart makes me laugh

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 05:18 AM
Well... I can't blame you for laughing, that's a good thing. So... banned for my friend being sad because she was rejected.

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 05:21 AM
Banned because my friend was crying yesterday because she was rejected, and it was at the mall, where everyone hangs out. So, everyone started making fun of her. :(

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 05:24 AM
Awe, that's really sad. Banned because I don't have to worry about being rejected because there's no guys worth liking at my school.

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 05:27 AM
Banned because I feel the same.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 05:28 AM
Banned for agreeing.

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 05:28 AM
Banned because I'm tired

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 05:34 AM
Banned for not using common sense and drinking coffee to stay awake duh! What else would you do when your tired?

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 05:35 AM
Banned because I just said that cuz I'm lazy.

I'm not that tired.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 05:36 AM
Banned for lying!

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 05:40 AM
Banned because I'm sorry
*have a cookie--peanut butter, of course*

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 05:44 AM
Banned because you know me to well :D

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 05:49 AM
Banned because I'm the cookie queen

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 05:52 AM
From Phantom: Banned because Brittany Lewis is a whore.
From Me: Banned because can I be a cookie knight?!?!? Please oh please oh please?!?!?!

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 05:56 AM
Banned because you can if you earn it. prove your cookie knight skills.

ElephntFalingOffClif
11-11-2008, 06:03 AM
Banned because I don't know how to do that. What needs proven? That I love cookies? That i know how to make a cookie? What are the required qualifications for this position?
http://rosedesrochers.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/giant_cookiechips.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e389/geweaver/DSC_0031_12.jpg

dj4ever
11-11-2008, 06:06 AM
Banned because I thought you liked peanut butter.

And you just have to:

Recognize that I am cookie queen :) haha (dictatorship is fun)
Only give out 5 cookies a day
BE AWESOME (thats not too difficult)
Eat, or think about eating, a cookie every day.