Ban the Person Above You II

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because That was my evil plan all along, darling!
::Muhahahahahaaaaaa::

[Majyk]

Banned for having an evil plan.

[MontilaTequila]

Banned for banning my evil plan!!!

[Klon.]

Banned because my sister's playing chopsticks, and I need somewhere to direct my frustration.

[jcsk88]

Banned for venting your frustrations on YWO! And don't play with your eating utensils!!! (I kid, I kid...)

[Noa]

Banned because that joke wasn't very funny...
...and yet I still laughed. -.-

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because my plan is pure success!!!
Laugh Noa! Laugh!!!!!!! Lol. <3

[Lykaios]

Banned because you guys need blue oranges. xD

[Majyk]

Banned for mentioning blue oranges. They were fun, though... *grin*

[Lykaios]

Banned because their spam reminds me of our spam last year . . . so fun. xD

[Noa]

Banned because...blue oranges?

[Wolfie]

Banned because if your oranges are blue, I recommend throwing them out rather quickly...

[ImNotAPoet]

Banned because you dont like blue oranges and they seem really cool!!

[Wolfie]

Banned because I've only seen a blue orange once...
And it was shriveled
And fuzzy
With a green tinge in spots.
I can fish it out of the dumpster for you if you want.

[Majyk]

Banned because our blue oranges aren't moldy. They create spam and have side affects if you eat them. But they're not around anymore I don't think.

[Noa]

banned because thats gross. :P

[Majyk]

Banned because it was more funny than gross.

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because...crud...my mind went blank..

[Wolfie]

Banned because if you had voices like the rest of us, your mind would never go blank again. :P

[ImNotAPoet]

Banned because you hear voices!!

[MontilaTequila]

banned because there is nothing wrong with hearing voices!

[Obsidian]

Banned because Klon banned me because I'm a black rock and because now I'm grumpy and I feel like banning someone.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for getting grumpy. Geez, Obsidian! It's only a game!
:P

[Obsidian]

Banned because you told me something I already know :p

[miss_smiley]

Banned for telling me that you already knew, when clearly... never mind... I'm rambling now...

[Obsidian]

Banned bcause you didn't finish your sentence

[miss_smiley]

Banned because actually, I did. I just tagged an extra sentence on the end along with an ellipse. So...yeah.

[Obsidian]

Banned because..because...because....You just ARE!

[Klon.]

Banned because you're still a black rock.

[Obsidian]

Banned because you're some musical guy swinging on a pole :P
How does that feel?!! Huh?! How does it feel!!!!

[Klon.]

Pretty darn great, actually. I loves me some Gene Kelly.

Banned because you have a Charlie the unicorn quote in your sig. Also banned because I recognised it x.O

[Obsidian]

Banned because you have something against Charlie the unicorn.
What's wrong with poor Charlie. He's just a mega unfortunate mythical creature with ultra annoying friends that steal his bodily organs.

[Klon.]

I guess this is true, Charlie is okay. It's everything else about the show that annoys me.

Banned because I unintentionally learnt all the words to the candy mountain song. (Oh, the joys of younger siblings.)

[miss_smiley]

Oh, God...
Banned.
BANNED!

[Obsidian]

Banned because you have to bann someone to be able to post in this thread.
how do you pwn me. And why do you use such a stupid phrase. It reminds me of fat americans that sit at computers and plague the internet with things like 'I pwn ur ass n00b'
Gah! The horror!!!

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning me off my edited post! Damn your eyes! :P

[Obsidian]

I bann you for damning my eyes
they have served me well. The do not deserve to be damned :P

[miss_smiley]

Oh puh-lease. Banned. Banned. And again.
Banned.
:P

[Obsidian]

Banned because you banned me. Simple as at'.

[miss_smiley]

"At"? Simple as "at"?
:P
Need I say more?
Banned.
*laughs*

[Obsidian]

Banned because you didn't see (Or ignored) the ' behind the at. *Is satisfied*
This has just turned into one big bann off between us three XD

[miss_smiley]

Banned for pointing it out! Banned for the improper use of an apostrophe! That's apostralling! (Like that joke.) Banned for prompting me to make yet another terrible joke! And banned because I said so!
:D

[Obsidian]

Banned because you have a good reason to bann me....

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I ALWAYS have a good reason to ban you. You're /you/.

(Kidding, kidding! Don't kill me! I'm sorry! *winces*)

[Obsidian]

Banned because you actually find a reason to be fearful of me XD

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned because every time I come on to this thread, Smiley has made yet another joke. :P

That's no reason to ban you though, is it?
Well... banned 'cause I don't care! ^^

[Wolfie]

Banned because you should care--this is a serious matter!

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned because you don't really believe this thread is serious, do you?

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because we already had the "serious" talk awhile back. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because that's true--which only proves that this thread IS serious. :P
(In which the face I just made makes complete and utter sense.)

[MontilaTequila]

banned because I don't think I've ever critiqued any of your work
..and I think I want to...this is strange. :P

[Klon.]

Banned because you're cool.

[MontilaTequila]

banned because I think so too. :P
hahaha. Banned because you're not so bad yourself. :)

[miss_smiley]

Banned for the string of compliments. Get. Out.
Nao.
*shakes head in disappointment*

[Klon.]

Banned for shaking your head in disappointment.

[ImNotAPoet]

Banned for not letting people shake theyre heads!

[Wolfie]

Banned for saying "theyre" instead of "their."
:O

[Klon.]

Banned for being bannable.

[Wolfie]

Banned for make yourself this vulnerable. :P

[Klon.]

When was I vulnerable? :o

Banned for saying I'm vulnerable.

[thecollector]

Banned because when are you not vulnerable? (joking) Haha. :P

Also, banned because... "'Is there anything you'd like to confess?' Dyer asked him. A nod of the head and a squeeze of his bloody hand. Then it was done. They no longer needed an ambulance."- W. Peter Blatty

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you're a teenage girl, therefore you are vulnerable. Kiss pavement, Klon., while you kiss my tootsies.
:P

(Kidding!)

DAMMIT, WILL! Banned for posting at the same time as me and consequentially being called a teenage girl! Take THAT!
:P

[thecollector]

Banned because... I MIGHT CRY NOW! :P *laughs*

[miss_smiley]

...

Banned for getting two very different emotional reactions mixed up, Will. Laughing is laughing, and crying is called "crying", ok?
:P

[thecollector]

Oh, see I just learned the alphabet two days ago, so we didn't cover emotions yet. Haha. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not banning me... -.-'
Really, Will. Must I teach you everything?
:P (Kidding! Don't kill me!)

[thecollector]

Banned because I clearly remember being the one who had to teach you not to shove forks in the toasters while they're plugged in. :P
(I wonder what awesome comeback you'll come up with for that joke. xD)

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, hey! At least I had awesome hair for a month afterwards! Shut up!
:P

[Klon.]

Banned because although I am 15 and of the female persuasion, I am not a teenage girl.

Also banned becuase you're confused.

[Quietus]

Banned because your first banning became irrelevant.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because although you have a good point, it's also pretty irrelevant. :P

[Klon.]

Banned because you have a good point.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, dammit... now I have to go...

(Damn ye, work... why must thou throw me out to wait for mine father outside in the pouring rain?! Fie and a pox upon thee!!)

[Klon.]

Banned because you swore in Shakesperean. Shame upon thee, maiden of smiles.

[Wolfie]

Banned because the word "Damn" was not Shakespeare... The rest of the sentence on the other hand...
:P

[Lykaios]

Banned because none of it was Shakespeare . . . it was a style lots of writers of that time used, he didn't make it up. :P

[Wolfie]

Oh yeah,
well,
Call yourself Banneded.
:P

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because I haven't banned anyone in awhile and I know you guys missed me.
and Shakespeare made a crapload of words. lol. just saying. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because you expected to be missed...
:P

[Lykaios]

Banned because the only reason anyone posts here is to get banned, anyway. :P

[MontilaTequila]

You're right. which means you're an attention whore.
Because you know people will be paying attention to you
because they want to find a reason to ban you.
Sorry, that you have low self-esteem,
and need to use a petty game to fulfill your need for attention.
Lol. and That my friend is why you are banned. :P

[Wolfie]

...
Banned because it's a game, which is to say it is for fun, and it's interactive. Everyone that posts gets the same attention...

[Lykaios]

Banned because I had a really good reason to ban Monti, then. :P

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because Lol wolfie takes things too seriously. :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because . . . grrr!!


:P

[MontilaTequila]

banned because of...RAWR. ;)

[miss_smiley]

Banned because BAAA!
Oh, yeah. That's right. Killer Sheep on the loose.

[Lykaios]

Banned because cheese is a kind of meat . . . xD

[Obsidian]

banned because Sheep don't have enough brains to eat, let alone kill.
Efit: banned cos you blocked off my post XD

[Lykaios]

Banned because I'm awesome like that. xD

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because...
We know a place where no planes go
We know a place where no ships go
:)

[Noa]

Lol.
Oh wow. Tilly, you don't know how much I love you right now. :P
You made my day...Guess I'll have to ban you. Sorry. :)

[Klon.]

Banned because Monti made your day.

[thecollector]

Banned because....

"A noise split the air of the peaceful Italian style villa. A rumble of an old American muscle car, lights. Suit gone. Then it all began again under moonlight once more on the terrace."- Hans Redmuv

xD

[MontilaTequila]

Banned for trying to be insightful. -.-

[thecollector]

Banned because it wasn't insight. It just tells a story, and I was bored. xP

[MontilaTequila]

banned for trying to bore me to death!!!!

[thecollector]

Banned because it was an assassination attempt! It almost worked too until you stopped being bored! *laughs*

[MontilaTequila]

::victory dance::
Thank god for porn! lmao.
Banned for failing your mission.

[miss_smiley]

O.o

Banned for mentioning porn in relation to a near-escape from death. What the f---?!
Also, banned for banning Will for failing - he's failed, so he doesn't need any extra dump-on. The failing was surely enough. :P

Banned for having a pretty avatar, too, because it catches my attention too much and I find myself staring at it when I blank out. -.-

And banned for the victory dance. THERE WILL BE NO DANCING HERE, BY GOD!!!!

[Obsidian]

Banned because my fish jumped from it's bowl onto a heated hot plate after being inspired by Finding Nemo
Damn that stupid little animated fish

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because I bursted out laughing!!
and my mums found out I was on the computer. -.-

[thecollector]

Banned for laughing! There will be no laughing in this thread! It is a serious business tool!
*laughs* Wow, I could never pull that off with a straight face.

[MontilaTequila]

Banned for not having self-control!!! We don't get willy-nilly in this thread.

[thecollector]

Banned because:

1. That was definitely a pun! xD *laughs*
2. I can't freaking believe I just... yeah...
3. Reason Number 2
4. Reason Number 2
5. I have no idea.

[Majyk]

Banned for giving five reasons why you banned her, three of which weren't actually the same reason.

[Noa]

Banned because wills bans didn't make sense. lol

[thecollector]

Banned because that's true.
Banned because of Reason Number Two (see last banned for details.). :P

[MontilaTequila]

That totally wasn't a pun!! lol.
I didn't even realize...hahahaha!!
banned for reason number two!!..I don't get it. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I'll explain it to you.

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because you better!!! :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I sent it to you in a PM.

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because I answered it!

[thecollector]

Banned because we're having a conversation here, in the PM thread, and in the VM thread! :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because we're not. :P

[Lykaios]

Banend because I feel excluded . . . :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because *includes Ly in the conversation*
(Even if I wasn't... :P)

[miss_smiley]

Banned because... the hell are you guys going on about?
*points at each member* Banned, banned, banned, banned and.... banned.
Thank you for playing. Goodbye.

[thecollector]

Banned because we were discussing the complexity of Reason No. 2!
Banned for being cold hearted! :P

Oh yeah! Double ban! FEEL THE BURN! xD



*is kidding*

[Iridescence]

Baaannneeedddd! :P

[thecollector]

IRI!
BANNED for not hugging me! Haha. :P

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because you are too nice. -.-

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm not too nice. Why would you say that? Haha.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for trying to conceal your niceness. Shame, Will, shame.
And banned for trying to get my cousin to hug you! I didn't get a hug! I WANT A HUG!
>.<

[Wolfie]

Banned because I'm your twin, and I demand one of these, as you say it, hugs. *touches word delicately*

[thecollector]

Banned! All of you!
*hugs everyone involved*
Now Iri must hug us! :P
*laughs*

[Wolfie]

*is hugged* Banned you insolent being! How darest you touch this? *strikes pose*
:P Don't ask.

[thecollector]

Banned because you know you like it. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because that struck a gutter-chord...
>.> <.<

[thecollector]

Banned because now I realize that sounded wrong to say. Haha.

[Wolfie]

Banned because the great, innocent forces of nature will you to be banned.

[thecollector]

Banned because your forces aren't innocent and good. They're guilty and bad. Haha. *has been kidding this entire time* :P

[Wolfie]

Banned for kidding. You people, for the billi-cajillianth time, this is a serious thread in which every word is taken into account! *wrinkles nose*

...
(:P)

[Killian]

Banned because... I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! (lol)

[Wolfie]

Banned for using caps.
Owned.
Cut down
and owned.

[thecollector]

Banned because if anyone owns anyone here, it's me! :P

FEEL THE BURN! xP

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because!!!!! lmao hahahahahaaaaaa.

[thecollector]

O.O Banned... O.O

[Iridescence]

Banned for having an expression of complete shock on your virtual face. :P

[Klon.]

Banned for not having an expression of complete shock on your virtual face.

[Iridescence]

Banned because my virtual face is, in fact, glaring maliciously at Cookie Monster.

Edit: Faces can't glare. :D

[MontilaTequila]

Banned because....what?

[ICeAngel302]

Because because I have returned with awesomeness once more :D

[thecollector]

OOO.OOO
Banned because I call it the creeper face. xD

[Wolfie]

Banned because, to me, it just looks like a particularly wide-eyed spider that is dying to be squashed.

[Iridescence]

Banned because that made me spit out some of my chocolate milk. xD

[Wolfie]

Banned for having chocolate milk without me. *turns away in jealousy*

[thecollector]

Banned because she had chocolate milk with me! (joking) :P

[Killian]

Banned because that made me hungry! (Lol.)

[Wolfie]

Banned because chocolate milk is a drink.
And Will, that could be taken in a number of ways.

[thecollector]

Banned... Just BANNED!... *facepalm*

[Wolfie]

Banned because you can get brain damage for that. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I have brain damage. xD

[jcsk88]

Banned for admitting to it. That's a sure sign of brain damage.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning him for admitting it! Truth, honesty and justice for all!! Graahhh!!

[thecollector]

Banned for sounding like Mother Teresa. Get off the cross, Smiley, because someone needs the wood. *motions to a bonfire* :P


Kidding!

[Wolfie]

Banned because bonfires require marshmallows more than wood. And chocolate. *swoons* Chocolate... Yum...

[thecollector]

Banned because the most important thing is oxygen to make the fire still blaze.

[Wolfie]

But marshmallows are still more important--and chocolate. Even without the fire, you need marshmallows and chocolate. :P

[Noa]

Banned because I haven't banned anyone in a while...
Also..Wolfie took my Glomp-virginity...

[miss_smiley]

O.o

Uhhhmm...
Banned.
VERY banned.

[MontilaTequila]

Banned banned banned!!!!!
I'm bitter. D:<
I wanted Noa's Glomp-virginity.

[thecollector]

Banned because you have Smiley's glomp virginity. I'm still a virgin! xD

[MontilaTequila]

::glomp::
Not anymore. :devious:
unless you meant...
Banned!!!!!!
Dirty boy! :P

[Agent P.]

banned for stealing thecollectors's virginity! So....
Banned!!!!!
(did I do that right? I'm new :P)

[miss_smiley]

Banned for asking for some kind of weird twisted thumbs-up from us. :P

And hey! Can we not discuss my glomp virginity? It died a while back...

[thecollector]

Banned because you were the one to kill it. :P Kidding!

[MontilaTequila]

Banned!

[zero]

I ban you for banning the person above you.:D

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because you have Light as your avatar.

[Majyk]

Banned because I don't know who that is.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned for not knowing that Light is Kira from that anime and manga Death Note.

[Lykaios]

Banned because I want to see Avatar again . . .

[Wolfie]

Banned for wanting to watch blue people kick ass more than once.

...(Even though I'd like to too...)

[Majyk]

Banned because I haven't seen it, although I kind of want to.

[thecollector]

Banned because you don't know this, but there is 800 kilotons of explosives on the moon right now, ready to detonate. :D *begins evil plotting*


Kidding!

[zero]

Banned because you were kidding.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because we're all kidding.
Except me.
So... banned. -.-

[thecollector]

Banned because you're fibbing! I can prove it too with my special decoder ring. :)

[miss_smiley]

There is no emoticon on this computer to express my face right now.
Banned.
Banned to infinity.
GTFO.
:D (Kidding!)

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for using an emoticon anyway.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because emoticons are gnarliciousness itself in pixel form. ^^

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for having an extremely frequent use of the word "gnarly" or any of its variants. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because you don't used those words often.

[zero]

Banned for using those words often.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because he doesn't use those gnarliciously gnarly words - I do.
Oh, yeah. :D

[Rose]

I ban you for absolutely no specific reason... :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not being able to find a reason. Banned because that's also a sort of compliment and we here at Banned & Co. do not condone kindness, joking or any kind of light-hearted fancy. Banned because you're meant to be banning me from the game, not just any old thing. Banned because you failed.
And banned! Because I can. :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because this thread never gets old . . . ^^

[miss_smiley]

Banned because only the players do.

[Lykaios]

Banned becasue I feel old now . . . :/

I wa playing on the first thread of this. :P

[Rose]

Banned because I really don't like my math teacher... :D

[Majyk]

Banned for using colored text.

Banned becasue I feel old now . . . :/

I wa playing on the first thread of this. :P

I was, too. Also, the little "Join Date: 2008" under our avatars doesn't help. xD

[Lykaios]

Banned because I'm two years old on this site . . . how'd that happen? O_o

[warioandbob]

Banned because you're "Elsewhere"

[Rose]

Banned because you used a " Finding Nemo's character picture" as an avatar. :P

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because you have a tip in your sig.

[thecollector]

Banned because... "Everyday, I think about how we came all this way! The sleepless nights and the tears you cried. It's never too late to make it right... Oh, yeah, I'm sorry!"

[Banana]

Banned because I have no idea of what you're talking about.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because my just got killed o.O AGAIN!!

[thecollector]

Banned because apes in drapes eat grapes in shapes... Say that 20 times fast! xD

[Rose]

Banned because you used ryming words.

[thecollector]

Banned because you have a monkey in your signature.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not banning her for misspelling 'rhyming'.

[bravenheart]

Banned for correcting spelling.

[Lykaios]

Banned because my ear hurts . . .

[Iridescence]

Banned because I hope you haven't been sticking any sharp objects in it lately, such as forks or popsicle sticks. :P

[bravenheart]

Banned for not making sense

[miss_smiley]

Banned because it makes sense in a nonsensical, highly awesome way.

[bravenheart]

Banned for not being online at the moment.

[Majyk]

Banned for having a cool avatar.

[bravenheart]

Banned for having a cool username

[miss_smiley]

Banned for the lame reason.

[bravenheart]

Banned for calling me lame

[Mercy]

Banned for not ending your sentence with a punctuation mark. :angel:

[thecollector]

I banneth you to the gallows! Off with your head! Kidding! :P

[bravenheart]

I bannish you for playing the game wrong

[thecollector]

Banned because... "Follow me; everything is alright. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night. Follow me; I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me."- Uncle Kracker xD

[bravenheart]

Banished for confusing me

[thecollector]

Banned because it's a song. xD

[bravenheart]

Banned for causing me to realize how icredibly stupid I can be at times.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because that tempts me to say something nasty and that in itself is fairly nasty. So, banned for tempting me to be nasty and for forcing me to be nasty at the same time. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[Rose]

Banned for banning bavenheart after she made you say the word "nasty" more than one time while replying to what she said...

[Ace-Darkeyes]

Banned because... that's just confusing.

[bravenheart]

Banned for being confused.

[thecollector]

Banned because... "What is there to write? What is there to say? Same things happen everyday, not a thing to write, not a thing to say. So, I take my pen in hand and start the same old way... Dear, I thought I'd drop a line, the weather's cool, the folks are fine. I'm in bed each night at nine. Ps. I love you."- Frank Sinatra (random lyrics Haha.)

[Rose]

Banned for having random lyrics in your post . :P

[Majyk]

Banned because he's almost always banned for that.

[Will]

Banned because you have way much posts than I do.:)

[bravenheart]

Banned for being new.

[Ace-Darkeyes]

Band for banning the new person! That's just... *shakes her head in disbelief*

[bravenheart]

Banned for disbelieving.

[thecollector]

Banned for being a hypocrite! *locks all the newbies out in the rain* MWAHAHAA! Kidding!

EDIT: Banned for banning someone.

[bravenheart]

Banned for being evil to newbies.

[Rose]

Banned for accusing him to be mean to newbies :P

[bravenheart]

Banned for not recognizing 'locking newbies out in the rain' as cruelty.

[thecollector]

Banned because that's just simple "hospitality". :}


Kidding!

[miss_smiley]

Banned because that's actually closer to 'hostility', Willeh. It's ok. I get those two confused all the time.

Also, banned for kidding. This is a very serious game, Will, and I expect you to treat it as such. Pah! These young'uns these days! Utter disrespect.

:P

[Ace-Darkeyes]

Banned for treating this game seriously. Seriously! *rolls eyes*

[Eilidh]

Banned for not treating this game seriously!

[thecollector]

Banned because that statement confused me! Shame on you! Confusing a fifteen-year-old freshman! :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for actually getting confused about that... Will... *puts face in hands*

[Will]

Banned for banning Will,the member of the "poeple who are called Will" club,*although he doesn't know yet!But when he looks at this post...He will know!*:ninja:

[thecollector]

Banned because... HOLY CRAP! You were right.... O.O I think you're psychic because you knew I was going to read that post.... YOU KNEW IT! xD

[Rose]

Banned because you used "O.O"and "XD" in your post

[ICeAngel302]

Banned! Now... make the monkey dance.

[thecollector]

Banned because of ladybugs... Lots and lots of ladybugs. *shifty eyes* Haha.

[Rose]

Banned because honestly I can see "zero" ladybugs here!

[Majyk]

Banned because you must live somewhere near me. Unless the ladybug thing was pure randomness. Because now that it's gotten warm, ladybugs have been swarming the house. Along with flies.

EDIT: Rose, banned for posting seconds before I did, thus making my post irrelevant.

[Rose]

Banned for editing your post :P