Ban the Person Above You II

[Wolfie]

Banned because it seems that all writers are in the same puddle--... it seems we have to kill characters to satiate the monster inside the soul with big red letters on its forehead saying "the writing part of this soul."

In fact, Killian is creating a story with me as a main character...

[miss_smiley]

O.o Uh... Make sure you're not her/his favorite. I should hate to exact revenge for my cyber-twin. :P

Also. Banned for saying any part of my soul is red. We all know that it's black. Pure, obsidian black. :P

:D

[Iridescence]

Banned because I know your soul better than you do. :P

It's blue. Like the sky. ^___________________^

[Wolfie]

Banned because mine is a pure, healthy pale green that softens all other colors nicely. :D :D :D

[Iridescence]

Banned because...oooh. Pretty. :3

[Majyk]

Banned for being similar to me! I'm currently killing my favorite character out of my latest novel, actually. This one's got more emotional torture, though. Not so much physical torture. *nods* Thought I'd move away from that one for a while. Does things to your mind...
>.>
<.<

I always have a hard time killing my favorite because I don't get to write from their POV once they're dead, which is why the book usually ends shortly afterward. I just got through killing a character yesterday, actually--it took me a while to finally get on with it.


Banned for banning someone for something being pretty.

[blue phoenix]

Banned for not banning the person above you!!! :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because... yes, she did... :P She was just replying to me first, is all. ^^

[blue phoenix]

Oops sorry I was on the wrong page.
Banned for making me look like an idiot, I can do it just fine by myself:P.

[Wolfie]

Banned because I'd probably pwn you at looking like an idiot. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because you would pwn someone instead of pawn them off for cash. :P

[miss_smiley]

...

Banned. Just banned.

[Wolfie]

(To Will) Banned because pwning is so much more epic...

(To Smiley) Banned because you didn't say that. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because ha! I did! Take THAT! :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because... you did?

[miss_smiley]

Banned because... I did. *nods to self*

[Wolfie]

Banned because you did. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for continuing this. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned for stopping it. -.-

:D

[Simmi]

Banned because you stopped it.

[thecollector]

Banned for pointing out that it was stopped. Yeah, I went there! :P

[Zeah]

Banned for going there.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning him for going there and not going there yourself. For shame, Zeah! Fie! :P

[Wolfie]

Banned for continuing this. :D

[Zeah]

Banned for using that smiley *nod*

[Wolfie]

*exaggerated gasp*
*glare* Banned for having something against my smiley!
...

:P

[Zeah]

Banned for questioning me!

:D

[Simmi]

Banned for using that smiley that you previously banned Wolfie for using.

[Majyk]

EDIT:

Banned for posting at the same time as me, Simmi. xD

[Iridescence]

Banned for using this "xD" after your ban. MUHAHAHA--cough, cough--

[Majyk]

Banned for coughing after your evil laugh.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for NOT coughing. Or laughing evilly. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned for not doing either right after you banned someone for not doing either.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Grr Wolfie... *Shakes fist* Banned for noticing that I did that! Mwahahaha *cough cough* <-- Happy now? :P

[Wolfie]

Yesss, I'm most observant when I want to be. *rubs chin most superiorly*

Banned for having a cold. :P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for rubbing her chin! *cough cough* <-- I'm spreading my cold to you!

[Majyk]

Banned for continuing to cough. I haven't been sick for a while and don't want to get sick!

[Wolfie]

Eek! *throws up hands* I just had my H1N1 shot! Don't give me a cold. *looks around wildly*


Banned for causing me to freak out.

[Majyk]

Banned because I didn't get the shot and won't. It's pretty much gone here and I never got sick.

[miss_smiley]

Banned, you lucky thing.

[Wolfie]

Banned because the damn thing caused a freak-out.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...
what?

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for asking what. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because I was talking about the H1N1. It caused international freakout.

[jcsk88]

Banned for bringing infectious diseases into this thread.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not allowing her to. I don't mind being sick. I'd welcome it. I'm at work. 'Nuff said. :P

[Majyk]

Eww, I hate getting sick, even if it means getting out of stuff I don't want to do. Banned for banning him for not allowing someone to get sick.

[thecollector]

Banned for putting a sentence before your ban! *shakes fist* :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not putting a sentence before your ban! :P And for allowing me to be a complete hypocrite! :P

[jcsk88]

Banned for being a hypocrite!

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning others. How /could/ you, Jerry.

[jcsk88]

Banned because... you know I was kidding! :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I am changing the topic.

[Majyk]

Banned for changing the topic.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for trying to keep the topic unchanged. :P

[Fiction]

Banned for stating the obvious and not coming up with an amazingly witty and fast-tongued response. Geez.

[thecollector]

Banned for being a hypocrite. Shame! :P

[Simmi]

Banned for shaming Fiction.

[Wolfie]

Banned for being there.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I said so. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because my dad says so.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because your dad can talk to the hand, dude. No wait. The shoulder. Slack for the extension. :P

[Simmi]

Banned because you should talk to the left, because you ain't right.

[Fiction]

Banned for colloquialism.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for non-colloquialism. Yeee~

[Lykaios]

Banned because I should sleep . . . zzzzzzzzz

[Simmi]

Banned because I got hit square in the face with a basketball earlier today.

[Lykaios]

Banned because ouch.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for not throwing the basketball back at whoever hit you.

[Wolfie]

Banned for assuming the basketball didn't merely fall out of the sky. :P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for banning me for a crappy reason! :P

[Wolfie]

*scoffs* Crappy? Pssh. It was perfectly legitimate.

Banned for dissing my ban.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for scoffing!

Hahaha we really need to play these random games less. :P

[Wolfie]

Probably.
Banned for pointing that out! :P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for agreeing with me!

[Wolfie]

Banned because... O.o If the TV had bleeps right now, that guy would not have said two words out of that entire rant. All F-bombs...

[miss_smiley]

Banned for listening to that! Wolfie! *tsk, tsk, tsk* Your young ears should not be exposed to that. :P

[Bowie20049]

Banned because I'm going Ten Speed of God's Blood and Burial

[miss_smiley]

Banned for mentioning a game...in a game. *Shakes head* Grasshopper, you have disappointed me.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because it's a song

[jcsk88]

Banned because... lol, smiley!

[miss_smiley]

Banned! Both of you! Jerry and Bowie. Out! OUT, I tell you!!!! *points at door*

[Simmi]

Banned because it's just a game, Smiley, calm down.

[thecollector]

Banned because Smiley can't calm down seeing as I gave her injections of adrenaline. :D

[miss_smiley]

Banned!!!!!
:D

[Iridescence]

Banned because you gave me a pickle! And I'm allergic to them! *flail-spasm-die*

[miss_smiley]

Wha..?! But you said you wanted a pickle!!! So I bought you a pickle!! *sobs*
Henceforth, you are BANNED! Banned for misleading me and then dying on me! How could you!?

*sobs over Iri's flailing body*

:P

[Iridescence]

xD Banned because I was lying! *sits up suddenly and gives Smiley a hug*

Also, banned because I want another pickle. T-T

[Bowie20049]

Banned

[lostbookworm]

Banned for not saying why your banning someone.

[miss_smiley]

Banned. ^^ Heeeeee~

[thecollector]

Banned because you're giving out pickles? Why wasn't I informed? They taste awesome! *hopes Smiley is going to give me a pickle*

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned because I want a pickle!

[miss_smiley]

Banned, all of you, for wanting pickles. Iri ate the last of them.
But I do have brownies...?

[Majyk]

Banned because brownies are better than pickles.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because "damn straight!"

[Iridescence]

Banned because -- *scarfs down pickle she has hidden in her shirt sleeve* -- OM NOM NOM NOM!

Haha! Taste that! :P

*scarfs down brownies, too* Om nom nom nom--buuuuuuurp!

[miss_smiley]

Banned because... *sniff* I never got one of my own brownies... *sniffs*

[Simmi]

Banned because I didn't either.

[Iridescence]

Banned because Iri has the amazing ability to turn back time. Just before she scarfs down brownies, she takes off two and puts them on a separate plate, then resumes scarfing brownies. *hands a brownie to Megsie and Sims*

I are a nice personage. :D

[miss_smiley]

Banned for essentially regurgitating my precious brownies. What? They aren't good enough for you or somethin'?!

:P Jokes, m'love.

[Simmi]

Banned because... haha.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for laughing! This is no joking matter! :P

[Simmi]

Banned because you say it's no joking matter, yet you stick your tongue out at me.

[miss_smiley]

Banned! I have a condition, ok?!

(I'm kidding! I'm kidding! Don't kill me! :P )

[thecollector]

Banned for joking! I thought you were serious.

Also, I have pie! *holds up pie plate triumphantly*

[Wolfie]

Banned because it's not fair to shove it the faces of us less fortunate... you should at least share. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I will share! *signals a truck to drive up with a giant pie on the back to be cut into pieces*

Now make single file lines! :P

[Wolfie]

Yay!... Wait, banned because we have to stand in lines! :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for noting that! Be thankful for the pie, e-cousin! Tsk, tsk, tsk... young folk these days...

[Wolfie]

Sorry. *looks appropriately ashamed*

Banned for calling me young! *saucy grin*
:P

[thecollector]

Banned because you are young compared to her. She's ancient! :P (I'm going to pay for that joke, I'm sure... Haha.)

[Wolfie]

Banned for calling my twin ancient! :O
:P

[miss_smiley]

*laughs*
Banned because haha! If I'm ancient, so are you, cyber-twin, and so we should no longer be on this site.

(Will - Hey! I'm only...4 years older than you! Shush! Silencio.)

[Iridescence]

xD Banned because old people are cool. They have wrinkles in places I didn't even know humans had places.

Not that you're old, of course, Megs m'dear... :D

[miss_smiley]

...
Banned. I am more ancient than thee, so pay very, very close attention to me.
:P
Yesss! Feel the power trip! :P

*hugs Iri*

[Iridescence]

Banned because you have no wrinkles! Your face is as smooth as...um...you know. Smooth stuff.

:)

[miss_smiley]

*laughs*
Banned for your lack of poetic appeal. :P You're a fantasy writer, dammit! Make something up! :P

[Iridescence]

Banned because...okay, fine! Your face is as smooth as an iridescent seashell battered by the roiling tides of the ocean, only to wash onto shore, gleaming like the hood of a shiny new car. xD

Okie, so I fail. I tried. :P

[miss_smiley]

*laughs* That was...so beautiful... *melodramatic tear and sigh*

Banned for failing yourself. I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much. :P

[lostbookworm]

Banned because i want to ban someone. Ha.

[jcsk88]

Banned for not capitalising "I". Ha!

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for not spelling "capitalise" the American "capitalize" way. :P (Ignoring the fact that I'm from Ireland and spell it with an 's' too. ^^)

[Wolfie]

Banned because you live in the land of one of my many heritages! I have a lot of Irish in me...

[miss_smiley]

Banned. I'm European goulash. :P

[lostbookworm]

Banned for a reason I don't yet understand.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for having a pirate in your sig. Ew.
I smite thee. :ninjablade:

Bet your pirate can't do this:
:vanish:

Mwahaha.
:lookout:

:ninjasign:

[Iridescence]

Banned because ninjas and pirates fail! Muhahahahaha! Wolves are where it's at. :P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for lying. Bet you can't post a wolf to beat my ninja. :ninja:

Wow, I love this thread. ^^

[thecollector]

Banned for loving this thread. That's acting in an inappropriate nature towards it. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned for getting involved in such matters. :P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned because ysd78f6ayghvx. Ha. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because that's not anywhere close to being a word. O.o'

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned because... because... Shh!

:P

[Wolfie]

Banned because I don't wanna... :P

[An Angry Panda]

Banned because bla.

[thecollector]

Banned because I wasted two seconds of my life I'll never get back reading "because bla". :P


(I'm joking. Haha.)

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for having a tongue face at the end of all your posts. :P

(And you can't ban me for being a hypocrite! :P)

[Simmi]

Banned for being a hypocrite.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for ignoring what was written in the brackets!

[Simmi]

Banned because that's how I roll.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, wonderful. Now we're rolling you out the door. Buh-bye! :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I'm taking you with me.

[Iridescence]

Banned because Smiley belongs to me. You can see this written across her forehead:

PROPERTY OF IRIDESCENCE, GODDESS OF WOLVES. IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO YOUNG WRITERS ONLINE DOT NET.

[Simmi]

Banned because you can have her.

[Iridescence]

Banned because...um, yay! :P

[Zombified]

Banned because you like wolves.

[Simmi]

Banned because she does.

[Iridescence]

Banned because I do.

MuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!

[thecollector]

Banned because you should have stretched the evil laughter out more, maybe even add a kitty. :P

[miss_smiley]

....
Banned. Need I say more?

[thecollector]

Banned because you made it sound dirty to me.

[lostbookworm]

Banned for spending so much time on this thread.Hehehehehehehehehe.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned because I don't want to do my homework. Grr!

[miss_smiley]

Banned! You should go and do your homework!

...not that I can talk... I never did my homework...

[Simmi]

Banned because your username sometimes reminds me of an old woman living with a thousand cats. >.>

[miss_smiley]

...
*is speechless*

Banned. Just...
Just banned.
:P

[Simmi]

Banned because you didn't give a reason for banning me.

[Majyk]

Banned for banning someone for not specifying a reason. I think it's been done before.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for pointing that out! I was hoping to go incognito with that one...

[Simmi]

Banned because you said incognito.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you did too, ya big hypocrite! :P

[lostbookworm]

Banned for sticking your tounge out.:P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for being a hypocrite. :P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for banning two people about hypocrisy! :P

[miss_smiley]

:P Banned because indeed! Gnarlicious, in'nit? :P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for using two tomgue faces!! Grr. How could you? *Shakes head in shame*

Smiley, are you from Australia?

[Wolfie]

Banned for spelling tongue "tomgue." O.o'

[Simmi]

Banned because you pointed that out.

(Yeah, Smiley is from Australia.)

[Wolfie]

Banned because it was necessary for a spelling nazi to point that kind of thing out.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not banning her for answering my question, dammit! :P

And yes, Believin'. I am from Australia. :P What tipped you off? (Not that it's a secret...)

[Wolfie]

:D Banned because you almost made me say sorry when you banned me. O.o'

[miss_smiley]

*Bahahahahaha!!!*

Banned because you're mah cyber-twin. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because--is that a bad thing??? *tilts head curiously*

[miss_smiley]

Banned because nope. But you still get banned. All part of mah evil plan to over-take the world!!
Muahahahaha!!!!

[lostbookworm]

Banned because you want to take over the world. That's my plan!Hahahahahahahahahahahahah.:devious:

[miss_smiley]

Dude.
You are banned.
Seriously.
:P

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for happening to be the last poster when I wanted to reply to the Australian thing.
*Nods approvingly*
But you're still banned. :P

As for the Australia thing, well, I'm a stalker y'see.

Okay no, I just had a feeling I read that somewhere here but then thought I had imagined that. ^^ See, I'm just a teensy weensy bit obsessed with Australia. Especially with Melbourne. Are you from Melbourne?
*Looks expectantly/hopefully*

[Wolfie]

Banned because one, that's a long post, and B, you're a stalker--that's an unattractive feature, m'dear. :P
...
Even though I sorta am too... >.> <.<

[Simmi]

Banned because you're a stalker, too.

[Wolfie]

Banned because it's your turn to be banned. >.> <.<

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned because you've joined my stalking cult. Well done, Wolfie! That brings it's members up to two. :O

[Wolfie]

>.> <.< Banned because... Shhhh....
:D

[Simmi]

Banned because you're horrible at keeping your stalking habits a secret.

[Wolfie]

...Banned because she started it!

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you continued it! :P

And both of you are banned for being stalkers without me.

[Wolfie]

Banned for not being there to state your case! :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for living in America and coming on at godforsaken times in the morning! :P

[Majyk]

Banned because I like your saying of the week.

[Iridescence]

Banned because I have English and Spanish exams tomorrow...and I am here...why is my self-control so weak!? *strangles self*

[Mercy]

Banned because I also have exams tomorrow, yet I'm checking up on the site. xp

[miss_smiley]

Banned for thy silliness, Mercy. :P Shame upon thee!

(Don't worry. I'm meant to be finishing several things...yet I'm on here... *furtive looks*)

[Wolfie]

Banned because I don't have any more exams!!! *beam smile*

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned because I got the swine flu injection yesterday and my arm hurts. :(

[Wolfie]

Banned because curry is awesome.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned for being extremely random.

[Wolfie]

Banned because it's not random--I just ate a big bowlful of curry!

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Haha okay! Banned because I love P!nk. ^^

[Wolfie]

O.o Banned because I heart green!

[miss_smiley]

Banned. Both of you.

Blue pwns all.

[Im-All-For-Believing]

Banned because I wasn't talking about the colour -- I was talking about the singer! :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because green is still better. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...because...
BecauseIsaidsoandIhavebrowniesandthereforeIrulesobowinshamehaha!.

[Wolfie]

BANNED!! You're having brownies without giving me any?!?!

[miss_smiley]

Ok...
*hands over brownie*

But! Banned because I'm keeping the gingerbread hulks. They're mine. :P

[Wolfie]

Oh. Thank you. *bows in respect* :P

Banned because I don't even know what a gingerbread hulk is. O.o

[thecollector]

Banned because it sounds like a statue...

[lostbookworm]

Banned. That's all.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for a lack of creativity! HaHA! Have at thee, villain! :P

(It's just like a gingerbread man... except my cookie-cutter looks like a hulk rather than a man... It scares me...)

[Wolfie]

Banned because you have a mutant cookie cutter. O.o

[miss_smiley]

Banned because it also haunts my dreams... O.O Scaaaary...

[Wolfie]

Banned because you need to get that exorcised or something... O.o'

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I know. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because I need my hot chocolate--I haven't had it this morning. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I have just had ice-cream... and it is 1:30am here... *snore*

[Wolfie]

Banned because you need to have like... coffee or something.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because last time I had coffee I was buzzing for six hours straight. It matters not that I had three shots of the damn stuff. Irrelevant! :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because coffee has no effect on me... O.o

[miss_smiley]

Banned for being lucky! Gah!

[Wolfie]

Banned because...that's lucky... how? It means when I want to drink coffee to wake up, it doesn't work.

[miss_smiley]

Banned. Just...
Gah. Banned.
:P

[Wolfie]

Banned because that's not really a reason. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because... "These violent delights have violent ends, and in their triumph die like fire and powder, which as they kiss consume."- Romeo and Juliet (Act VI)

[Iridescence]

Banned because...*wiggles eyebrows* xD

[thecollector]

Banned because... Iri, were you about to cry? O.o

[Simmi]

Banned because... how in the world did you get that from wiggling eyebrows?

[thecollector]

Banned because sometimes when people cry around me, they wriggle their eyebrows.

[Wolfie]

Banned because... O.o.

[miss_smiley]

Yeah. I'm with her...

And banned because you're figuratively with me, Wolfie. :P

[Iridescence]

Banned because when Iri wriggles her eyebrows, Iri is attempting to be devious. Unfortunately, Iri must have failed. T-T

[thecollector]

Banned for talking about yourself in third person! :P
Will does not enjoy this third person context. Haha.

[Lykaios]

Banned because I should be asleep but I can't sleep and if I don't sleep now, then that'll mess up my first lie in since . . . I forget . . . and then I'll still need to sleep but the whole 'daylight' thing means sleep won't happen so, yeah. I should sleep. Now.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for rambling.
Oh yeah. The rambler just banned...another rambler. :P

[thecollector]

Banned! Just get out! :P Haha.

[miss_smiley]

Banned.
Make me.
:P

[thecollector]

Banned because don't make me call the rent-a-cops on you! :P

[Iridescence]

Banned because the rent-a-cops work for me. :P Oh, yeah. You feel the burn? You FEEL it? xD

[thecollector]

Burn because I don't, actually? Are you sure you didn't open a window or chisel some ice off your heart? :P
(I'm joking.)

[Iridescence]

Banned for placing "I'm joking" in parentheses when it's perfectly clear you are in jest! Have at thee, demon! *pokes Will with saber*

[miss_smiley]

Banned for poking. You have to thrust.
Like this.

*attempts a wild thrust, throws self into bushes*
*muffled groan*
Help...? Someone? There are thorns...

[Wolfie]

Banned for being clumsy. :P

*sigh*
*goes to help Smiley out of the bushes*
*falls in*
Damn... :D

[thecollector]

Banned because you're banned... just like I'll be banned, and the next person will be banned. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because you're right--you are banned.

[thecollector]

Banned because of poison.

[Wolfie]

Banned because I used the poison on you.

[thecollector]

Banned because my poison isn't lethal to anything but me. So, it wouldn't have killed you. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because you have some sucky poison then...
:P

[thecollector]

Banned because it's the best poison I can ever brew, though it's technically not my recipe. :)

[Iridescence]

Banned because I tickled your nose with poison ivy.

*cackles*

[jcsk88]

Banned because I just found out what evil thing you really did...