Ban the Person Above You II

[Simmi]

Banned because I want a lollipop!

[jcsk88]

Banned because you'll get tooth decay!

[Simmi]

Banned because screw tooth decay, I want a lollipop.

[jcsk88]

Banned for being stubborn!

[Simmi]

Banned because I'm not stubborn! I just want a lollipop!

[jcsk88]

Banned for just wanting the lollipop!

[thecollector]

Banned because Steven Tyler quit Aerosmith! NOOOOO!!!

[Simmi]

Banned because I have no idea who that is. (I have a feeling I might get punched in the face for saying that.)

[miss_smiley]

Banned for thinking I would ever punch thy countenance, Simmi. Fie upon thee.

[Simmi]

Banned because I had to look up what "countenance" and "fie" meant. >.<

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not knowing the meanings of those words! Hast thou never devoured Shakespearean with thine eyes?!

[Majyk]

Banned because I had to read a play by Shakespeare (Othello) for my lit class. I nearly died it has so many footnotes xD

[Simmi]

Banned because I have never read anything by Shakespeare.

[thecollector]

Banned because I haven't either. Have you read any Dan Brown?


Banned because I have no idea who that is. (I have a feeling I might get punched in the face for saying that.)


You don't know Steven Tyler? Well, he's was in the band Aerosmith. They've been around since the late 1970's and wrote songs like "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" and "Dream On" and also "Sweet Emotion". They're incredibly popular in the US. Tyler's daughter played Lady Arowin in the movie The Lord of the Rings. The band's awesome. I highly recommend the songs listed above.

[miss_smiley]

Don't you mean Aeowyn, Will? That's Liv Tyler.

And banned because how could you not have read Shakespeare?!

[Simmi]

Banned because I've never had any interest in reading Shakespeare.

[miss_smiley]

Banned! Banned, I tell thee! :P

(Kidding! I promise.)

[jcsk88]

Banned for kidding in a thread with serious content. We're talking about banning people!

[Simmi]

Banned for calling this a serious thread. When, just recently, I banned someone for not giving me a lollipop.

[Majyk]

Banned for recently banning someone for not giving you a lollipop.

[Lykaios]

Banned because bright blue bananas blamed Britain's bonkers brick-balloon ban on you.

[Jaywing]

Banned because that was confusing.

[thecollector]

Banned for talking about old news (aka: the other persons ban)!
Banned because I'm about to be a hypocrite. :P Haha.




Don't you mean Aeowyn, Will? That's Liv Tyler.

And banned because how could you not have read Shakespeare?!

Yes, it was. I spell the names wrong all the time. Below is a picture of her.

http://www.filibeto.org/images/liv_tyler_3t.jpg

[xcomplex]

Banned Just because I want to ban you!

[miss_smiley]

*laughs at Will* Actually, I got that wrong too. That's Arwen. Eowyn is the warrior-woman who kills the King of Wraiths. ^^ (And I spelt her name wrong a number of times, too. Whoops!)
And banned for not providing a good enough excuse, xcomplex. :P Haha!

[Iridescence]

Banned because I need a hug. Badly.

[Simmi]

Banned because I'm gonna give you a virtual hug.

*hug*

[Lykaios]

Banned because brainy Barnabas boiled baked beans by blinking billions.

[Simmi]

Banned because that's a little weird and a bit random.

[thecollector]

Banned because "Ignorance is bliss!...".

[xcomplex]

Banned because you read my mind lol

[jcsk88]

Banned for having a mind that's so easily read!

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you are you, Jerry, and therefore, far too awesome for the site. I feel insignificant standing beside you.
And so, my friend. You are banned.

[Majyk]

Banned because you banned Jcsk, and if he's banned from the site, I'll never get to read the rest of his story.

[simcreatures]

Banned because I just won ten dollars- and you didn't.. xD

[jcsk88]

Banned for banning Maj! I still need quality crits!

[Lykaios]

Banned because is that a cat in the bottom of your avatar?

[thecollector]

Banned because "We can't be too loud..."- Hinder.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I'll be AS LOUD AS I WANT!!!!! :P

[thecollector]

*covers ears*
Banned because... YOU'RE YELLING IN MY FREAKING EAR! Haha.

[Simmi]

Banned because you seemed serious until that "haha" at the end.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you always seem so serious. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because "I highly doubt that I could make it through another of your episodes."- Hinder.

[Simmi]

Banned because you keep banning people with song quotes from the band Hinder.

Banned because you always seem so serious. :P
Eh? I do not!

[thecollector]

Banned because I forgot that the last one was from Hinder too. Make this one from... eh... The Beatles. :P Haha.

[Iridescence]

Banneth for your extensive knowledge of bands and such.

Simmi, banned for using the single syllable "eh?" followed by the three syllable sentence: "I do not!"

[thecollector]

Banned because it's not that bad. Also, banned because I don't need a reason. Haha. :P

And, Simmi, you seem serious a lot of times. I'm not sure why, but it's just the air about you.

[Iridescence]

Banned because Simmi's aura is green with blue polka dots.

Banned because yours is blue with green polka dots. xD

[Simmi]

Banned because I don't see how you can see an aura through the internet.

[thecollector]

Banned because you'd be surprised what you can see through the internet. *laughs his ass off* Sorry, I couldn't resist the creeper joke.

[Simmi]

. . .

Banned.

[Iridescence]

*laughs* Banned because that was actually a good one. *shakes head, stifling another laugh* You and your creeperish mind, William. xD

Banned because my vision is unparalleled. It's just one of those things about me. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I can be quite the creeper sometimes. *laughs*

Banned because face it, we're all creepers in the dark at heart. xD

[jcsk88]

Banned for promoting creeperism on the site!

[thecollector]

Banned because... FEEL THE CREEPERISM! Let it flow through your veins! Haha. :P

[miss_smiley]

Th'art banned, Will. Leave. And never return. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because you never gave a reason why. :P

[Simmi]

Banned because you used that smiley face again.

[jcsk88]

Banned because I like that smiley face.

[thecollector]

Banned because I agree with Jerry. It's cool... I think. :P

[Simmi]

Banned because Smiley loves that smiley face.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because it's not just cool
IT'S GNARLICIOUS!!!

And for posting at the same time as me. T.T

[thecollector]

Banned because that makes me think you're eating the smiley face....
*is very worried and set smiley faces free*
Run, smiley faces, run!

[miss_smiley]

Banned for taking away my lunch.
T.T I am coming for you, Will. :glare:

[thecollector]

Banned because... I don't taste that good at all. Here, eat Simmi instead. xD

*runs after throwing Simmi in Smiley's path* It's every man for himself!

[Simmi]

Banned because you just threw me in the path of a hungry Smiley.

*chases you down and tackles you*

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I would never eat Simmi. She's nice, and smells like good soap...which does nothing for my appetite. :P

[thecollector]

Simmi, banned for tackling me. Would I honestly ever put you in harms way? *pulls puppy dog face*

Smiley, banned because you'd eat anything in your path if you're angry enough. People all look the same in a rage. xD

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I now have glace cherries. You are both safe. :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I am now safe. Hee~

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm safe too... I think, at least, Simmi won't attack me. O.o

[jcsk88]

Banned for thinking you're safe. This is cyberspace, you self-professed creeper!

[miss_smiley]

Banned for allowing Will to see cyber-space as it is! Damnabbit, Jerry! I was so close to luring him into my fiendish clutches. :P

(Yes, that is a joke. You can laugh now. :P )

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm HIGHLY creeped out by that. Now, for that, I'm going to sneak into your room at night to take pictures of you sleeping. :P

(Yea, that was another joke. LAUGH NOW! :P)

[Simmi]

Banned for using the :P face twice. Also, I refuse to laugh.

[thecollector]

Banned because you were avoiding some bigger subject. Haha.

[Simmi]

Banned because I didn't even read the bigger subject. >.>

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm joking with you.

[Simmi]

Banned because you better be.

[thecollector]

Banned because you did not just go there! :P (I'm joking.) Haha.

[miss_smiley]

Banned. I don't need a reason. I am Smiley. Hear me rawr. *dead-pan*

[thecollector]

Banned because... Phew! When was the last time you brushed your teeth? Your breath smells. :P Haha.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...because... *sobs*
:P

[thecollector]

Banned because I was joking. *hugs* I didn't mean that. Your breath smells like fresh chocolate all the time. And, I love chocolate. :D

[jcsk88]

Banned for being so close as to smell smiley's breath in such detail.

[LyssaSays]

Banned because you do not understand other people.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because that almost sounded like a personal jibe...

And why would you be so concerned that Will was that close to me, Jerry? *mischeivous grin*

[jcsk88]

Banned for reading so deeply into things... :huh:

[miss_smiley]

Banned for the same reason. :P

[jcsk88]

Banned for the unoriginal reason for banning me.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because maybe I'm just super-slack this afternoon. :P

[Majyk]

Banned because for you it was afternoon, but for me that was almost two in the morning.

[jcsk88]

Banned because... are you sure? (You know I'm kidding! :))

[Simmi]

Banned because... *falls asleep*

[Majyk]

Banned for falling asleep in the middle of your sentence.

Banned because... are you sure? (You know I'm kidding! :))

):

But I know. :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because it's so windy my house is whistling . . . O_o

[Iridescence]

Banned because perhaps you ought to whistle back?

[Majyk]

Banned for banning Lily with a question.

[Iridescence]

Banned for banning questions! Shame!

[thecollector]

Banned because "He shoot... Coca Cola. He said, 'I know you; you know me. One thing I can tell you is you've got to be free!'"- The Beatles.

[Simmi]

Banned because... The Beatles, they're awesome.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for that particular ban. :P

[jcsk88]

Banned for THAT particular ban on that particular ban.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for that ban on my ban on Simmi's ban.

[thecollector]

Banned because you two confuse the crap out of me. xD

[Iridescence]

Banned for being confusing! DIE! :P

[thecollector]

Banned because... *coughs* Iri... I think... I think I see a bright light!

[jcsk88]

Banned for hallucinating.

[Majyk]

Banned for banning someone for hallucinating. Maybe he wasn't.

[jcsk88]

Banned for changing your avatar twice over the last ten minutes!

[Majyk]

Banned for noticing. I do that occasionally--and this is actually one I've had here before.

[jcsk88]

Aha! Banned for re-using an avatar!

[thecollector]

Banned for noticing you stalker! Haha. :P

[jcsk88]

Banned for not noticing that she was the one who mentioned it in the earlier post!

[thecollector]

Banned because you're still a stalker. :P (JK)

[Iridescence]

Banned because you are being stalked right now, Will. :P By me. xD

[Majyk]

Aha! Banned for re-using an avatar!

I do that occasionally, too. When I can't find a good new one.

Banned for everyone talking about stalkers.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because... well...
Just because. (Ha! Take that. :P )

[jcsk88]

Banned for not having a reason!

[Lykaios]

Banned for the purpose of banning.

[thecollector]

Banned because "M' m' m' my Sharona!"- The Knack. XD


Banned because you are being stalked right now, Will. :P By me. xD

I suspected that... That's why I started stalking you! :D Haha.

[jcsk88]

Banned for over-usage of "m"s in that post!

[thecollector]

Banned because it's part of the song. :P Lol.

[Majyk]

Banned for using "lol".

[jcsk88]

Banned for the profound sig.

[thecollector]

Banned for the un-profound sig.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for the same reason.
Oh, sa-nap. :P

[Simmi]

Banned for the same reason.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...dammit! :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because there's a bird in my garden.

[jcsk88]

Banned for having a garden.

[Majyk]

Banned for the profound sig.

Haha, that's what my facebook looks like, too--all those kind of quotes scattered around.


Banned because I was seriously about to ban her for that.

[jcsk88]

Banned because great minds think alike! Now that's profound. :)

[Simmi]

Banned because I hear that almost all the time and never found it very profound.

[miss_smiley]

Banned, Simmi. Feel the shame. :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I felt no shame.

[thecollector]

Banned because... you sociopath! :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I can't remember what "sociopath" means.

[thecollector]

Banned because a sociopath is someone who has no feelings or remorse for anything or anyone.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for explaining. I was revelling in her confusion. ^^

[Lykaios]

Banned because I dreamed about fireworks and zombie-cows driving trains last night . . .

[jcsk88]

Banned for remembering your dream. (I usually forget mine when I wake up.)

[thecollector]

Banned because I always remember my dreams in vivid detail. When I can't, there's something wrong. O.o Haha.

[jcsk88]

Another one banned for remembering dreams.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning them for remembering their dreams. :P Even more so because of the zombie-cows. How could you ban something like that?! Gold! :P

[Majyk]

Banned for banning someone for banning others for remembering their dreams.
(I don't remember my dreams most of the time. Occasionally I'll remember a part randomly during the day, but usually they just fade when I wake up.)

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning me for banning someone for banning someone else for talking about their dreams. ^^
Oh yeah. I went there. ^^

[thecollector]

Banned because... "Hey, I didn't mean to cause a big scene. Just give me an hour, and then, I'll be as high as that ivory tower you're living in."- Garth Brooks (That's not directed at anyone.) :P
*takes Smiley's glass of champagne*

[jcsk88]

Banned for random song lyrics!

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not banning him for taking my champagne! Give it back, you little... little... person! *glares in Will's general direction*

:P

[jcsk88]

Banned for drinking champagne!

[miss_smiley]

Banned because hey! I'm allowed to! I'm legal now! :P

(Drinking age in Australia is 18 years old)

[Wolfie]

Banned for being an adult.

[Simmi]

Banned for not being an adult.

[Wolfie]

Banned for banning my youth.:D

[Iridescence]

Banned because: "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toy's R Us kid, there's lots of toys at Toy's R Us that I can play with! I don't wanna grow up, 'cause maybe if I did...I couldn't be a Toy's R Us kid!"

^ I think that settles the argument.

[Simmi]

Banned.

[Iridescence]

Kicked out.

[Simmi]

Burned.

[Majyk]

You're both banned for not actually banning anyone in a game where that's the point.

[Simmi]

Banned for pointing that out.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for pointing out that she was pointing out something.
So there.

Also, all of you...
Banhammered. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned for banning everyone.

[Simmi]

Banned for banning her for banning everyone.

[Wolfie]

Banned for banning me for banning her for banning everyone.

Burnage.

[Simmi]

Banned for banning me for banning for banning you for banning Smiley for banning everyone. Oh, and banned for saying burnage.

[Wolfie]

Banned for dissing my burnage.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for your defensive nature towards your burnage. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned for your offensive nature towards my burnage.

[miss_smiley]

*laughs*
Banned because... well... because I can. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because that's not a real reason. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because... it is NOW! :P

[Wolfie]

Oh psh. Banned because... because you used caps.

[jcsk88]

Banned because CAPS was not in CAPS.

[Majyk]

Banned because I dislike all caps in stories. (No offence to anyone who uses them.)

[Iridescence]

Banned because I use them, occasionally, and yes, I am offended. :P (I kid, I kid.)

[jcsk88]

Banned because... what's a kid doing on the site?

[Wolfie]

Banned because by "I kid" she meant a term shortened from "kidding." No kid had anything to do with it.

[jcsk88]

Banned because I knew that. I'm smarter than you take me for. ;)

[thecollector]

Banned because I highly doubt that. (I'm joking, Jerry.) :P Haha.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for doubting the Jerry in all his Jerry...ness. :P

[Iridescence]

Banned because Jerry is Epic in All Things. <---- Note the capitals.

Edit: Jerry, banned for changing your avatar! I finally realized what it was about five seconds after stepping out of my shower a few days ago. Gah! :P

[jcsk88]

Banned because HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW MOGGET??? (Notice the caps, too. And... I kid, I kid.)

[Simmi]

Banned because... what?

[Majyk]

Banned because HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW MOGGET??? (Notice the caps, too. And... I kid, I kid.)

Gah! All caps! xD

Banned for asking what.

[Simmi]

Banned for banning me for asking a question.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because she's mine! :P
Also, banned for BEING banned for asking a question. Oh yeah.

[Majyk]

Banned because I don't know who is yours. (A question without actually asking a question, haha :p)

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not being forthright and just coming out with the question. :P
(Oh yesh. I am such a hypocrite...)

[Majyk]

Banned because I could have asked the question, but then I also could've been banned for the same reason I just banned Simmi for.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for thinking that much. :P (Dammit! Why don't /I/ have a brain that works like that?!)

[Iridescence]

Banned because HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW MOGGET??? (Notice the caps, too. And... I kid, I kid.)

Even though you have already been banned, I ban you again for yelling at me for not knowing Mogget! I didn't know what the spirit-thingy coming out of the cat was until I looked up Sabriel on Amazon.com. xD Now I want the book. Curse it all. :P

Oh, and Smiley is banned for not being online. Moo-har-har-har. That's my evil laugh. Be jealous.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for sounding like Bloat, out of Finding Nemo. I heart that movie. :P

And I have a copy of Sabriel. :D Grinnage and winnage. :P

[jcsk88]

Banned because I have a a copy of Sabriel, Lirael and Abhorsen! (I bet smiley's gonna say hers is signed by Garth Himself.)

[miss_smiley]

Well, I would, but since you predicted it, I won't. So there. :P

Banned because ha! I also have the Keys to the Kingdom series. :P

[jcsk88]

Banned because I knew it! And also because I don't have the Keys to the Kingdom series. :(

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I'm not callous enough to say anything to that...

[Iridescence]

Banned because I have heard about and want to read both of these series, but I have neither. Woe ish me. T-T

[miss_smiley]

Banned because yes! Now I know what I can get you for Christmas!

[Wolfie]

Banned because this is the first time I've heard about them. *shuffles feet*

[miss_smiley]

Banned! Banned, I tell you!
How could you never have heard of the wonderful Garth Nix?!
:P

[Wolfie]

*flushes* Banned. Just, banned.
*sneaks to wikipedia*

[Majyk]

Banned for sneaking away.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning her for sneaking. :P

[Wolfie]

*returns from wikipedia*
Banned for banning me because I'd never heard of an Austrailian author. X_X
:P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you've heard of THIS Australian author. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because that only adds up to two... :P

[jcsk88]

Banned because one really good one is more than enough!

[Wolfie]

Banned because whether it's good enough or not, I now know one really good one, and one whose work I've never witnessed.

[miss_smiley]

*laughs*
Banned because Garth Nix is gnarlicious.

[Wolfie]

Banned because you're making it more and more appealing to trek all the way back to the bookstore and look for him, and I'm just too comfortable right now. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because... "I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean? Oh, well, you soon will!"- The Barenaked Ladies.

[Wolfie]

Banned because you quoted something. :P

[Simmi]

Banned because he's almost always quoting something.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning someone for something as unmemorable as that. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned for banning her for something as unmemorable as that.
:D

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning me when I distinctly remember banning you, oh cyber-twin mine. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because it looks like you're banning Simmi...

*is now confusing herself*

[Simmi]

Banned because she was, indeed, banning you.

(If you recall, I am IRI's twin. You're Smiley's.)

[Wolfie]

But I knew it that time... but...

Banned for confusing my confusable brain more...

Wow, patheticness...

[Majyk]

Banned for beginning your first sentence with "but" and ending it with "but".

[Iridescence]

Banned for being the only one to notice that. xD

[Wolfie]

(Oh shiz, my evil plans are foiled.)
Banned for rendering yourself vulnerable!! Bwahahaha!!!

...If you'll understand, I'm a little hyper...

[Iridescence]

Banned because I only just noticed your location, and it made me laugh my ass off. xD

[Wolfie]

Banned because it took you long enough! xD

[Iridescence]

Banned for dissing my tiny attention span. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I only noticed it because Iri pointed it out...

Thank you, Iri. ^^

[Wolfie]

Banned because... my brother's guinea pig says so!

[Simmi]

Banned because that was an odd ban.

[Iridescence]

Banned because odd bans are the cooliest.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because... *sob* I thought I was the coolest...

[Iridescence]

Banned because you ARE the coolest! No one's coolier than you, Megsie!

[Majyk]

Banned because I hate writing death scenes of main characters, but sometimes it has to happen.

[Iridescence]

Banned because I hope this main character isn't a good one...

[miss_smiley]

Banned because killing the good ones is fun!

*ahem* I mean...um...

[thecollector]

Banned because... *cries* YOU MURDERER! xP

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, hello? I write tragedy. Ergo, someone good must die. Preferably with much pain and taking a fair span of time. ^^

[thecollector]

Banned because you're still the author and you're destroying your character... murderer. *shakes head* Smiley, there are hospitals that can help you with your homicidal thoughts. Haha. (It's a joke.)

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...I know. I know there are hospitals that can help with this. Mainly because I'm the head-doctor. *evil grin* My subjects patients recover at the best rate in the industry. It is of no consequence that they then cannot sleep and twitch and scream when they see people that look vaguely like myself or any of the staff here...
>.>
<.<

[thecollector]

Banned because... I'm laughing my butt off right now, and have no comeback.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for the lack of a come-back!
How COULD you, Will! :P

[thecollector]

Banned because... I swear it wasn't me!... It was just the voices inside my head! :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because you need to get new voices. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because the store I bought them from doesn't carry any voices anymore. :P

[Wolfie]

Banned because you need to go to the store I buy mine from--great deals practically every day! Oh, and they talk a lot more... >.> <.< About new and... improved things. *tries to conceal corpse from view*

[thecollector]

Banned because I was to that store and the voices broke in a matter of hours! I see that corpse you're trying to hide! O.o

[Wolfie]

Well, maybe it's just cause I'm special... :P Banned because you're not special enough for them to work. (jk, jk)

... Corpse? >.> <.< What corpse dost thou speaketh of? :D

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you speak Shakespearean too! Truly, th'art a cyber-cousin o' mine. ^^

[Majyk]

Banned because, hello? I write tragedy. Ergo, someone good must die. Preferably with much pain and taking a fair span of time. ^^

Me. Too. I always end up killing my favorite character. I don't know what that says about me, but they usually suffer first, then end up dead.

Banned for speaking Shakespearean.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for being similar to me! I'm currently killing my favorite character out of my latest novel, actually. This one's got more emotional torture, though. Not so much physical torture. *nods* Thought I'd move away from that one for a while. Does things to your mind...
>.>
<.<