Ban the Person Above You II

[sXe_Jinxeh]

Banned because there was a huge hostage situation at the Workers Compensation Board yesterday! :O

[simcreatures]

Banned because I have no idea who you are.

[Lykaios]

Banned because she's Jinxeh, how dare you not know her!

[simcreatures]

Banned because you assume I would know her. Also, Banned because I can't read the text in your signature picture.

[Jaywing]

Banned because I can't either...

[simcreatures]

Banned because cats and birds cannot breed. D:

[Jaywing]

Banned because this photo is awesome but I am about to change it to a really random one.

[thecollector]

Banned because I need treadmills... LOTS AND LOTS OF TREADMILLS TO TRY THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA Haha.

(And, yes, it is, Smiley.)

[Lykaios]

Banned because that picture's meant to be bigger but it's on the same link as the on ein my Nano profile and that's got a size resriction on it . . . I'll upload a bigger one tomorrow, sorry. Basically is just says, 'A Nanowrimo novel' the name of my novel and my pen name.

[thecollector]

Banned because I didn't really get that...

[Majyk]

Also, Banned because I can't read the text in your signature picture.

I can. And, if all else fails, just zoom in on your computer screen.


Banned because my pointe shoe broke during ballet class today.

[thecollector]

Banned because "Here it goes! Here it goes! Here it goes again."
Also, that's not good. Are your feet okay?

[miss_smiley]

Banned because seriously? That quote...sounds reeeeally suss... *sinister chuckle*

[Jaywing]

Banned because I am on Diadem's computer...

[Ecosysticated]

Banned because I have no idea who that is.

[Jaywing]

Banned because Diadem is a member.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, no offence, but we could not care less whose computer you are on. *nods* You've already told us that you and Diadem are friends. We know.

[Majyk]

Banned.

Also, that's not good. Are your feet okay?

Yeah, I just have to go back to the store now and get a harder shank.

[thecollector]

Banned.



Yeah, I just have to go back to the store now and get a harder shank.

Ah, that doesn't sound too good. I hope you feel better.

Banned because I can't ban you... I BAN SMILEY! Haha. xD

Banned because seriously? That quote...sounds reeeeally suss... *sinister chuckle*


It's a song. I'm not sure if you've ever heard it before. The music video is so funny. Here's a link to it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulhGUh8vU

[Lykaios]

You're banned. No arguments.

[thecollector]

Banned because you seem angry.

[Lykaios]

Banned because I'm not angry, I'm hungry.

[Majyk]

Banned because I was hungry before, too.

[Lykaios]

Banned because breakfast is too far away. :P

[Majyk]

Banned because it is, especially for me. I just had dinner. :P

[Touching Spirit Bear]

Banned for a non-colorful sig. :p

[miss_smiley]

Banned for the bear picture! :P

[thecollector]

Banned because... would you mind pointing out which bear picture you're referring to?

[miss_smiley]

The one in the sig.
Banned for asking a crazy person to clarify. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Will.

[Majyk]

Banned for using "tsk" in your post.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned for...something

[miss_smiley]

Thou art banned. Hie thee to a nunnery!

[Simmi]

Banned because I lack anything better to do.

[miss_smiley]

Banhammered, Simmi. Shame upon thyself!

[thecollector]

Banned because "Banhammered" makes me think of someone who is drunk off of banana margaritas.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...shush, you.

[thecollector]

Banned because it's rude to shush someone. You hush them instead. :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I don't see the difference other than the lack of the letter 's'.

[thecollector]

Banned because... you're right. I BAN YOU FOR BEING RIGHT! Haha.

[Majyk]

Banned for banning someone for being right.

[Iridescence]

Banned for banning someone who banned someone for being right.

[thecollector]

Banned because that still kind of made sense.... IT SHOULDN'T! xD

[Iridescence]

Banned for using capital letters and hurting my eyes in the process, you shameful, shameful boy.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, Iri... I love you. :P

[Iridescence]

Banned because the feeling is mutual, my dear cousin. Come, let us frolic among the flowers and smell the gentle fragrance of the velvety petals as they brush against our feet. xD

Dear God, that was the most non-violent, idiotic ban ever to be typed...xD

[miss_smiley]

Banhammered! How darest thou call thy procurement of love for myself "idiotic"! A plague upon your...feet! A plague upon your feet! :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because I still haven't finished my backstory-thing.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned for not finishing it.

[Majyk]

Banned for having an avatar with words in it.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned for not having an avatar with words

[thecollector]

Banned because... "American woman, get away from me. American woman, mama, let me be. Don't come around my door; I don't want to see your face anymore. I don't need your war machines. I don't need your ghetto scenes." ("American Woman" by the Guess Who)

[Lykaios]

Banned because Icey's not American. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, ha! Neither am I. :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because I'm not either. Who were you aiming that at, Collector?

[miss_smiley]

:P Banned for asking the question that I was thinking...

[simcreatures]

Banned because I doubt nobody else was born in South Africa. > : D

[thecollector]

Banned because it wasn't aimed at anyone. It was just song lyrics to a good song.

[miss_smiley]

Bannanation is yours, Will. Leave. And never return. *shakes head* :P

[Iridescence]

Banned for banning my Willy. He is mine. I paid for him fair and square. See the receipt? *waves slip of paper in Smiley's face*

[Bowie20049]

Banned because you implied that Collector is a man-who- *dragged away.

[miss_smiley]

Banned, Bowie! Banned!
This is a family show, for crying out loud! :P

And also because now I'm wondering if you actually do get receipts for that....

[Iridescence]

Banned for such awful thoughts. For shame. *shakes head*

Bowie, banned. Shove it. *stern glare*

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I can't help it....
>.>
...I've been hanging around backstage too much...

[Ecosysticated]

Banned for being in the future -.-

[Jaywing]

Banned because I am eating crumpets. With honey, too. Win.

[Lykaios]

Banned becasue I had Bob the Builder shaped spaghetti on toast for lunch. xD

[Zaphkiel]

Banned because I hate bob the builder

[Lykaios]

Banned because he tastes nice as spaghetti shapes, though. :P

[Majyk]

Banned because I don't like spaghetti.

[simcreatures]

Banned because its before 3 PM and I'm on teh computer at school xD

[thecollector]

Banned because Iri is my owner... And I'd like to know if you get receipts for that too. I should google that.

[Iridescence]

xD Banned because kittens can't talk. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because you're right. Cats can't talk, but they can sure work Google Translator. xD

[Majyk]

Banned because my cat can talk. What do you mean yours can't?

[thecollector]

Banned because... Wait, what!

[simcreatures]

Banned because my cat talks too. I chat with her during the day.

[thecollector]

Banned because that is so awesome! We have a talking cat over here! :)

[Iridescence]

Banned because talking dogs are cooler. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because that's a biased statement. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for the bannanation of a biased statement.

[Lykaios]

Banned because Nano starts in twelve minutes!

[Iridescence]

Banned because I am writing my novel again! (not for NaNo, though. :P)

[Majyk]

Banned because your avatar is cool. I keep thinking it's a unicorn, though it's not. :p

[Lykaios]

Banned because I'm halfway through day one's wordcount. :)

[Iridescence]

Edit: Gah! Banned for posting at the same time as me! :P

(Also, thank you, Majyk. :D )

[Majyk]

Whoa. Which is what exactly...?

Banned for a good start to Nano!

EDIT: Banned for posting at the same time as me xD

[Lykaios]

Banned because I'm at 881 words in one hour. I had two word-wars with Imelda. :) You need to get 1667 words a day, but I'm leaving some for tomorrow, I think, or maybe I'll just keep going? Dunno yet.

[thecollector]

Banned because... I have no idea. How about this? Tonight is Halloween in the States.

[Majyk]

Banned because that's not as bad as I thought. I set myself a goal of at least 1000 words a day normally.

EDIT: Posted late. Whatever. *sigh*

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I should actually be running through my routine for the last time today...but I'm here instead...

Breaking my sacred oath... *shakes head in dismay*

[Iridescence]

Banned because I'm the only one online right now. >.> Curse my insomnia.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not being on when my weakness shows! Curse thee! :P

[thecollector]

Banned for cursing Iri.
Also banned because I have insomnia too!

Feel the smack of a double banning burn, Smiley! :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I have a mild case of insomnia. >.>

[An Angry Panda]

Banned because you all can't sleep.

[Lykaios]

Banned because who needs sleep?

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because you were in my dream...kinda :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because where were you today?

[Simmi]

Banned because I gave some constructive critisism to someone only to have my comment deleted because they don't want to improve. (I'm talking about a completely different website.)

[An Angry Panda]

Banned because you just used this thread to complain. It's a game, not a rant thread.

[Lykaios]

Banned because she can rant if she likes, she's only going to get banned anyway, posting here. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because we all slip up sometimes. (Are you okay, Simmi?)

EDIT: Banned for sticking your tongue out. xD

[Simmi]

Banned because I've banned people for complaining about boredom before. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I haven't! First time! :P

[Majyk]

Banned for banning people for complaining about boredom. I haven't been bored in a while... Too busy for that.

EDIT: Banned for posting when I was going to.

[miss_smiley]

Haha!
Banned for attempting to usurp my ban! :P

[Simmi]

Banned because you banned her for attempting to usurp your ban.

[thecollector]

Banned because of pumpkins.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned because:

1. That made no sense.
2. Pumpkins are awesome. Ever seen a Jack O Lantern? Or eaten pumpkin muffins?
3. Halloween's over. You may still have some candy, but the official day has passed.
4. I am the supreme all-time Panda Bear Ruler of YWO.

[Simmi]

Banned because you aren't the supreme all-time Panda Bear Ruler of YWO.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning Ting-Ting for self-delusion. :P

[An Angry Panda]

Agreed. Very much banned, Simmi.

[thecollector]

Banned because of turkeys. Yes, I went there! :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned for neglecting to ban Ting-Ting for the lack of a ban for me. *shakes head* Fie, Will. Fie.

[thecollector]

Banned because you're acting like a nun again. (I'm joking.) Haha.
Also, banned because your avatar says that winter doesn't exist in Australia. The sun tilts so it technically does have a winter. (Also, I went there the one time. The winter isn't that bad.)

That should make up for Ting Ting's absence of a ban.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because ha! Actually, I was acting like a Elizabethan. :P

Also, I bet you didn't come up to the tropics, sweets. There really is no winter here. Really. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I have no idea what that is.

Also, I went to Sydney, then to Queensland, and lastly, to Surfer's Paradise.... Oh, and I went to Fraiser (Did I spell that right?) Island.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...dammit! You have been close to where I live. T.T
I'm still a little higher on the map, though. (I'm actually closer to Townsville...so ha!)
I still maintain that it isn't really winter - just a really bad autumn. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I'd go back there in a heartbeat... Literally! Haha.
I agree. There was only one morning when it was around forty degrees, but that was around the mid-section of the continent. Your winters beat a winter in the Northern States any day.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I wouldn't know. I can only compare it to a winter in Tasmania...and that was cold! So, so, so cold! *brrrrr!*

[thecollector]

Haha. Banned because winters around here get to be around zero degrees.... sometimes colder. And last year we got about five feet of snow or something like that.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...well...we never sink below 10 degrees celscius.... :glare:
Although, because we're on the beach, we do get the chill factor! :D

[Majyk]

Banned for being on the beach--I like them, but it's too sandy for me :p.

Haha. Banned because winters around here get to be around zero degrees.... sometimes colder. And last year we got about five feet of snow or something like that.

That kind of sounds like where I live. Sometimes, anyway. We have pretty wacky weather right now.

[jcsk88]

Banned because there's only one season where I come from: summer.

[thecollector]

Banned because... YOU. ARE. SO. LUCKY! :)

(I guess we're in the same boat, Majyk. Winter's a doozie.)

[Majyk]

Banned because I like having four seasons, I just wish winter was shorter. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for no snow until after the 21st of December because the Nutcracker will be over then. Or at least not enough so that driving becomes impossible.

[jcsk88]

Banned for wishing to control the weather! (I'd like to try some winter here. Send it over. :))

[Durriedog]

Banned because I hate winter and the desperately needed tissues!!!! Good thing it's nearly always hot here...

[thecollector]

Banned for needing tissues and not getting more! Haha.

(jcsk88, take as much of my winter as you want. I don't mind. You can get all the snow you've never had. xD)

[Majyk]

You can have mine, too, Jcsk. :p

Banned for using parentheses.

[thecollector]

Banned because I like parentheses. Haha.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for mentioning the parenthesis. :P Also, because I'm a hypocrit. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because you used two :P faces.

[miss_smiley]

:P Banned because usually I use more. :P :P :P :P

[thecollector]

Banned because... Wait! You have 7 heads! xD

[Simmi]

Banned because you made the 'xD' face.

[thecollector]

Banned because you made it too. :P

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for arguing about banning because of smileys.

[Iridescence]

All of you, Banned. So there. And I don't even have to give a reason, because I Got It Like That. xP

[thecollector]

Banned because you wish you had it like that. :P Jk.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because Iri is special, Will. Don't hurt her feelings. :P

[thecollector]

I was joking. *hugs Iri*

Smiley, you're a good friend... which is why I must ban you. :P

[jcsk88]

Banned for banning a friend.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning a friend for banning a friend. ^^ Also, because you're my friend. :P

[Simmi]

Banned for banning a friend who banned a friend for banning a friend and because that person was a friend.

(I don't think that made any sense.)

[jcsk88]

Banned for not making any sense.

[Simmi]

Banned for banning me for not making any sense in my previous ban.

[jcsk88]

Banned for banning me for banning you for not making sense two posts ago. (Geez, this can go on forever!)

[Majyk]

(Geez, this can go on forever!)

Banned because it has. :p

[jcsk88]

Banned for contributing to it going on forever! (Bans self as well!)

[thecollector]

Banned for banning yourself. LOVE yourself! No matter how bad things are in your life, you shouldn't ban yourself because of it. (That's a joke. I don't mean it like you're suicidal.)

[Lykaios]

Banned because I can't wait for Civilisation Zero to start up again. :)

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because I don't know what that is :P

[Lykaios]

Banned because it's a roleplay, but it's been on pause for a while.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because I'm being forced to go bed T-T night Lily.

[Iridescence]

Banned.

And you, Banned.

And you, too, Banned. And you, and you, and especially you.

[Lykaios]

Banned because I wanted to ban Iri for banning Caroline. :(

[thecollector]

Banned because now you can.

[Lykaios]

Banned because I can't . . . :P I'm banning you instead.

[Iridescence]

Banned for banning my St. Bernard. For shame, Lily. :P

[Lykaios]

Aha! Banned for banning Caroline!

[Jaywing]

Banned because I got an irritating email from my friend. O_o

[Iridescence]

Banneth, I say! *points wildly*

[Jaywing]

Banned because I just remembered a frightening event.

[Iridescence]

Banneth for remembering frightening things! Exorcism!

[Jaywing]

Banned because I think of the bathtub.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because I always wanted to ban you :D

[Simmi]

Banned because that's a little harsh.

[Jaywing]

Banned because he was kidding, I am sure.

[thecollector]

Banned because you said you're sure. Everyone knows my real name is Sure. xD

[Simmi]

Banned because... I'm almost speechless that you think that.

EDIT: Gr!

Banned for posting before me.

[Jaywing]

Banned because people want me banned. :P

[An Angry Panda]

Banned!

[Iridescence]

Banned for using big red underlined letters.

Also, banned, Jay. No one wants you banned. Some people just don't know when to shut their traps. *scowls in Bowie's general direction*

:P

[Jaywing]

Banned for being nice! :)

[Iridescence]

Banned because I practically ooze kindness. Look at me, turning pink from the cotton candy leaking out of my ears. xD

[An Angry Panda]

Banned! for saying these are big, underlined letters. Those are big, underlined, and italicized letters.

[thecollector]

BANNED because they're still letters.

[miss_smiley]

Banned. *shakes head*

[Majyk]

Banned for not giving a reason.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I need no reason. I am Miss Smiley. That is reason enough. :P

[simcreatures]

Banned because Teddy Lee's Brother: Bear; is in the library lab.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because I'm confused about a lot of things. Namely my French homework :P

[thecollector]

Banned because of freak rainstorms.

[Iridescence]

Banned because I love storms. Thunder and lighting is awesome.

[thecollector]

Banned because I love them too. I just hate the harsh winds that blow picnic tables are my house.

[Iridescence]

Banned because I control the wind. That's me saying hi, Will. xD

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not saying hi to me then! :P

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for carrying on a conversation and legitimizing it for this thread by putting "banned because" at the beginning.

[miss_smiley]

Banned. No more need be said. :P

[Majyk]

Banned because I love them too. I just hate the harsh winds that blow picnic tables are my house.

We once had such a strong wind that it blew our metal shed over. It sat on its roof for a bit. xD


Banned because we had our first snow today. It was wet and heavey and bleh.

[thecollector]

Banned because I have chills again. Haha.

And a similar thing happened to my Dad's friend. One summer, there was a flood and their shed was picked up and knocked down a row of pine trees, coming to a stop in their neighbor's yard.

[Iridescence]

Banned for having a conversation about the weather. xD

[Bowie20049]

Banned because they think I'm kidding :D

[Iridescence]

Banned because who thinks you're kidding about what? O_o

[thecollector]

Banned because I'd like to know that too. *waits to see if Bowie's going explain*

[jcsk88]

Banned for being nosey.

[Bowie20049]

Banned for saying what I was going to say

[jcsk88]

Banned for complaining. (I thought I was helping you out, dude!)

[An Angry Panda]

Anyone who ever has and ever will ban for no reason is hereby banned.
Anyone who carries on a conversation in here is banned.
Anyone who bans with improper grammar and spelling is banned.
Anyone who talks about the weather on a writing site is banned.
Anyone who bans someone else for pointing out their mistakes is banned.
Anyone who talks about Twilight publicly in a praising manner is banned.
Anyone who isn't An Angry Panda is banned.

[miss_smiley]

You are ignored.
Not banned. Ignored.
Feel the burn! :P

[Bowie20049]

Banned because I wasn't complaining

[miss_smiley]

Banned because honey, I know. *grin*

[Iridescence]

Banned for grinning, when you should be smiling, as your username indicates.

[Simmi]

Banned for bringing her username into this.

[Iridescence]

Banned for not bringing YOUR username into this.

[Simmi]

Banned because you didn't bring YOUR username into this either.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because I'm that awesome

[Liziy]

Banned because I'm awsomer.

[thecollector]

Banned because I just don't care. Haha. (Joking.)

[appleofmyeye]

Banned for censoring your true feelings. Let it all out honey!

[Jaywing]

Banned because I am the awesomest.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because neither of them are words, thus nullifies what ever 'awesome' you people believe you have, concluding that I, as your master, am the sole wielder of 'awesome'.

[Jaywing]

Banned because I am much more awesome, clearly, because I can do a back flip, and a front flip, too. Also, many more impressive stuff. So banned.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because I can kick your ass, despite your pretty, little flips that nobody cares about.

[Jaywing]

Banned because that was epic. And backflips pwn any violence.

[Iridescence]

Banneth.

[Jaywing]

Banned for being boring.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because your existence, which curiously revolves around flips and false randomness, bores me.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because I'm going to be carrying a flag tomorrow. It a big flag!

[Liziy]

Banned because...my trumpet is better than your flag! Ha!

[thecollector]

Banned because you're bragging. Shame on you! :P

Also, trombone is awesome. It's a proven fact by Ex-Brass Instrument Musicians Laboratory. xD

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, although I agree that the trombone is by far more awesome than the trumpet... I still like the saxophone better...

[thecollector]

Banned because I've only ever played the Trombone. Is the sax good?

[miss_smiley]

Banned! :O You play the trombone!?

And yes. Saxophone is awesome. I can't play it, but it's awesome. :P

[Iridescence]

Banned for the inability to play the sax. Banned, I say!

[miss_smiley]

Banned because that's ok. I play four other instruments instead. :P

[jcsk88]

Banned because I don't play any at all.

[Majyk]

Banned because I don't play anything either. One thing that being homeschooled didn't help, I guess.

[thecollector]

Banned because I like the cello. I've never played it, but I'd like to learn to.


Banned! :O You play the trombone!?

And yes. Saxophone is awesome. I can't play it, but it's awesome. :P

Yes, I played the trombone for a school year. It was pretty easy once you get the air flow right. Changing positions in a fluent motion was the hardest part for me. I backed out because the guy was only teaching me because he wanted me to join the band. That's never going to happen. Haha.

*pulls out random trombone and starts playing* F, F, B, B, D, E, C... I still got it! xD

[Simmi]

Banned because I can play the cello and I love it.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned because I play the violin, and love it.

[Lykaios]

Banned because I play the jew's harp, and I love it. :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I misread your post at first and saw "I play jews, and I love it", instead of what it actually said.

[Lykaios]

Banned because that was funny. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because it's also just a leeeettle suspect... *grins*

[thecollector]

Banned. I don't need to point out why. Everyone knows what's wrong with that statement. *laughs his butt off* :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I'm a bit confused now.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because I have a banner

[Simmi]

Banned because you just banned me because you have a banner.

[thecollector]

Banned because everyone is a banner... Get it? :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because that joke was so lame, it needed crutches and a day-care centre. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because... you did not just go THERE! Haha.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, what? The day-care centre? Sure, I did. :P I live there. :P (Kidding!)

[thecollector]

Banned because there are no words to describe how creeper-ish that statement sounds. Haha. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned. Bow before my creepishness. :P

[Simmi]

Banned because I refuse to bow.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for refusing to bow before my creepishness! I have awesome creepishness powers, second only to those of Salad Fingers! :P
(Seriously. That thing is whacked. Just...just...uuurrrghhh.... *shudders*)

[thecollector]

Banned because I bet I could be more of a creeper than you if I tried. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...Hyeah. Keep trying. :P
*hands Will a lollipop for trying*