Ban the Person Above You II

[miss_smiley]

Banned because of the noise! Can't you see that I'm deaf?! xP

[thecollector]

Banned because now you can't hear.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning me for being unable to perform a bodily function!!

[thecollector]

Banned for calling it a bodily function instead of a sense.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because it IS a bodily function, which is triggered by a neurological pattern, and, in turn, triggers a neurological reaction, which creates the "sense". Oh, yeah. Feel the Biology burn. xP
:)

[thecollector]

Lol Banned for the science lesson.

[Majyk]

Banned for using "lol".

[Fiction]

Banned cause I'm testing new av.

[thecollector]

Banned because one of the voices inside my head became lost and I can't find it anywhere...

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because I banned you.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you banned the collector.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because you banned me.

[Majyk]

Banned because of something.

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because my space bar is sticking :(

[miss_smiley]

Banned because...do you know why? Do you WANT to know why? *sick, sinister chuckle*

[thecollector]

Banned because I have cows...

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because I'm hearing voices.

[thecollector]

Banned because I think you don't like hearing the voices in your head...

[Iridescence]

Banned for attempting to see into the twisting realms of Ice Angel's echoing mind.

[thecollector]

Banned because I love to mess with peoples' heads'.

[Iridescence]

Banned because I am backing away from you...slowly...

[thecollector]

Banned because that's so cold. ahaha

[Iridescence]

Banned because I know, dawg.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for using the abominable "d" word. Shame on you, Iri. How darest thou!?

[thecollector]

Banned for shaming her.... Shame on YOU. xP

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because the voices have knifes. o.O how is that possable??

[thecollector]

Banned because... What are you smoking? It's puff, puff pass; don't hold on for three. You can't handle it. Lol (I'm just messing with you.)

[miss_smiley]

Banned. No more need be said.

[Majyk]

Banned for not needing to say anymore.

[Iridescence]

Banned for objecting to Smiley's lack of wordiness, which I also find disturbing. *check's Smiley's temperature* :P

[thecollector]

Banned for checking her temperature and not being a liscensed doctor like me. *flashes fake ID card made with crayons*

[Majyk]

Banned for having a fake ID card made with crayons.

[Simmi]

Banned because I just bought crayons today... because I didn't have any at all.

[Iridescence]

Banned because you ought to have bought colored pencils. They pwn crayons anyday.

[thecollector]

Banned because I know a kid who used to eat crayons for fun... He wasn't really bright.

[Majyk]

Banned because I never used to like how crayons got flat after you used them too much.

[Iridescence]

Banned because you can sharpen colored pencils.

[thecollector]

Banned because I loved the wax residue on my fingers. I can't get that from colored pencils.

[Majyk]

Banned because you can sharpen colored pencils.

Banned because you can apparently sharpen crayons, too (I had this thing that was supposed to do just that, but it didn't work as well as a pencil sharpener).

[thecollector]

Banned because my crayon sharpener didn't work either.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because pencils pwn crayons anyhow. xP

[Jaywing]

Banned because it's true.

[Iridescence]

Banned because Smiley is always right.

[miss_smiley]

I'm not banning you. *hugs Iri*

[thecollector]

Well, I ban both of you for not spreading the love... That sounds wrong. Haha

[Iridescence]

Banned for wanting love. *hugs Will*

[ScottyMcGee]

Banned for banning love. How dare you!

[thecollector]

Thanks, Iri. Banned because I'm secretly using my brother's laptop right now.

[Lykaios]

BannedbecauseIbetIknowwhatthenextpersonisgoingtobanmefor . . .

[Majyk]

Banned for thinking you know what the next person will ban you for. (That wasn't it, was it...?)

[thecollector]

Banned for banning someone for thinking about what she'd be banned for.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning someone for banning someone for thinking about what she could be banned for. xP Yee. Soak THAT one in.

[Lykaios]

Banned becasue I was so right! :D

[Jaywing]

Banned for momentarily confusing me.

[thecollector]

Banned for being confused. It's simple! Lol

[Jaywing]

Banned for banning me for being confused because Smiley said a confusing thing to ban you who wasn't confusing at all :P

[Majyk]

Banned becasue I was so right! :D

Darn it. I thought you thought someone would ban you for not using the space bar :p.

Banned for something...

[Jaywing]

Banned for something else...

[thecollector]

Banned for banning because of something and something else.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for not making a good enough reason to be banned

[Iridescence]

Banned because it is not the reason, but the silliness and/or nonsense of the reason that counts.

[Jaywing]

Banned because I like pie.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned because your ban agrees with Iris ban.

[Jaywing]

Banned because I totally agree with Iri, too.

[Iridescence]

Banned for agreeing with me. You don't know what kind of crazy psycho I could be, eh?...*nasty grin*

[Jaywing]

Banned because I know you are not psycho...

[Bowie20049]

Banned because you know nothing

[Jaywing]

Banned because I do know stuff.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because you have made no defense to such a high claim.

[Iridescence]

Banned for being mean to my Birdy.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because I can

[Iridescence]

Banned because you are my little chibi boy, not a meanie.

[Bowie20049]

Banned because I'm older than you

[Iridescence]

Banned because you're still a little chibi boy.

[thecollector]

Banned because I like plants.

[miss_smiley]

Banned. xP

[Iridescence]

Banned for ban-ment.

[Jaywing]

Banned for banning Smiley for banning somebody who banned somebody else.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for reaffirming Lykaios's theory. xP

[Jaywing]

Banned because... I did?

[Majyk]

Banned for not knowing what you did.

[listophergreene]

Banned for writing more than me.

[Jaywing]

Banned for being in the Matrix... (Fun... I heard about that...)

[thecollector]

Banned for not believing in Ceiling Tiletheism.

[Iridescence]

You are BANNED, sir. You hear me!? BANNED! Get out! Get OUT!

[Majyk]

Banned for not giving a reason.

[Jack]

Banned

[miss_smiley]

Banned because "joostice is joostice, and Fwance is Fwance!"

[ICeAngel302]

Banned becaus I've got a cold.

[Majyk]

Oh, I'm sorry.

Banned for having words in your avatar.

[thecollector]

Banned because... I have no idea... Who'da thunk it? Haha.

I bet I know what I'll be banned for.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for being clueless

[Lykaios]

Banned because my arm hurts. :(

[An Angry Panda]

Banned because the ban I didn't hurt your arm.

[Iridescence]

Banned because that made no sense...

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you make no sense. It's part of your charm. xP

[Iridescence]

Banned for complimenting me when I deserved no compliment. Banned, I say. BANNED!

[miss_smiley]

Banned for banning me for complimenting you in a bannanation action, which then allowed me to get ban-hammered, which is now allowing you to be ban-hammered.
In short. Banned.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for being incredibly confusing in your ban and using too many versions of the word "ban." And Iri, I don't know how that got messed up. I meant to say "Banned because I didn't hurt your arm."

[Iridescence]

Banned for attempting to defend your typo. Also, banned because I don't think Lily was talking about your ban when she mentioned her injured arm. xD
(Yes, I double-banned. Bite me.)

[miss_smiley]

Banned for asking me to bite you. Dammit, Iri! I'm on a diet! Don't tempt me!

[Majyk]

Banned for being tempted to bite Iridescence.

[thecollector]

Banned because she didn't bite Iri. Also, banned for making yourself write 'Iridesence' all the way out instead of saving yourself trouble by writing 'Iri'.

(Iri's not the only one who can double ban. :D )

[Majyk]

Banned for thinking I took the time out to write it. (I copy-and-pasted it.)

[Iridescence]

Bwahaha, banned for copy-and-pasting my username. xD

[Ninjatrone]

Bwahaha, banned for copy-and-pasting my username. xD

Banned for using 'xD' to replicate a facial expression that, try as I might, couldn't perform for the life of me.
Seriously, who can make an X with their eyes and smile, even if not literally?

[Jaywing]

Banned because I think it is a cross-eyed face.

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for being too innocent.

[Jaywing]

Banned because there isn't anything wrong with innocence! :P :)

[Lykaios]

Banned because I think when your eyes screw up and your smile-lines deepen, it creates an x of sorts. :D

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for having an avatar which I thought was of rainbow colored blood cells, when it was really just marbles.
I haven't lost my marbles. I started with less than most people, but my marbles were bigger.

[Iridescence]

Banned for using marbles as a metaphor for your sanity.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for dissing a metaphor. This is a writing site!

[Iridescence]

Banned because I wasn't dissing the metaphor; was simply pointing it out.
This is a writing site? Holy crap! *has failed to notice Young Writers Online.net scrawled across the top of the screen* :P

[thecollector]

Banned for using sarcasm and also because losing your marbles sounds wrong... I've been hanging around with my one school friend to much. Haha.

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for being sarcastic. I'm starting to sound rather monotone here.....
.....Monotonous? Whatever the hell the right word is. I fail.

[thecollector]

Banned because your avatar picture makes me think of Spaghetti.

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because, seriously dude, my avatar has nothing to do with spaghetti.

[thecollector]

Banned because the right side is red like the sauce and the left eye (your and my right) looks like a meatball. This is random, isn't it?

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for making me hungry, and so that I am no longer able to take my main villain seriously.

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm sorry. That wasn't supposed to be mean. I just thought it was a random picture off the web. Can you forgive me?

[miss_smiley]

Banned for trying to make amends! Never bow! NEVER!!!!
<-- hasn't had caffeine yet...

[thecollector]

Banned because that was mean of me.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because you're keeping me from my caffeine!!! GARRRRGHHH!!!! *turns into a huge slimeball and proceeds to throw goop at Will*

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for being overly apologetic. It's just a picture I made in MS Paint while trying to visualize my antagonist.
.....but I keep thinking of him as "Spaghetti Man" now......

I suppose it doesn't help that his name (Sire Kaizen) sounds like the word "Sarcasam".


EDIT: AHHHH! Banned for posting while I was in the middle of writing my post!

[thecollector]

Banned because I made you think of him as "Spaghetti Man". It's wrong.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because it's good to laugh at your characters. It's character-building for them. xP

[thecollector]

Banned because it was mean.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because look! A purple giraffe! He's going to eat you if you continue to apologise. Ninja-man already said ok. xP

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because laughing at your characters at inappropriate times is degrading to them.

He's the lord of Black Metal! Fear him!

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm afraid Smiley's on LSD or something (I'm kidding.).
Banned because that sounds like a pretty cool character... I'm serious. It reminds me of a dark world.

[Iridescence]

Will: Banned for grovelling. You're too nice. Drink some Mean-Juice.
Smiley: Banned for randomizing this conversation.
Ninjatrone: Banned for attempting to make us fear your character.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because, no, Miss Smiley is on CAFFEINE!!!! LOTS OF IT!!!! Graagggghhhh!!! *starts chewing on Will's head*

EDIT: Gah! Banned!

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for attempting sympathy.

He is an evangelist missionary for a religion that has long been forbidden!

EDIT: DAMMIT ALL! How could three posts have been made whilist I was typing this?

[thecollector]

*Scratches head* Who is?

Banned because I have drank some mean juice before... I'm no angel. :D Shhhhhhhh!

Banned because you're chewing on my head.

Banned because I have no clue how this conversation got out of control!

This thread is out of order! All of you are out of order! The vending machine is out of order! Hahaha.

[miss_smiley]

Your face is out of order.
Ba-ba-ba-BANNED

[Jaywing]

Banned for randomness.

[Ninjatrone]

*Scratches head* Who is?


Who is.....is what?

Banned because I'm confused.

[Jaywing]

banned because I am too.

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm going to bed and I'll ask you in the morning. Bye.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for being confused! How darest thou?!


EDIT: BANNED!!! ALL OF YOU!!! BANNED!!!

[Jaywing]

Banned because I think that Smiley is... hyper...

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because....... how the hell did an hour just pass?
I'm having way too much fun.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I woke up three hours ago and I still haven't had breakfast. I blame you!
(I'm not saying it's your fault. I just said that I'm blaming you)

[Jaywing]

Banned because I want juice... (?)

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I HAVE juice! Bwahahahahaeha!!!
And I'm not hyper. I'm PSYCHOTIC!!!

[Jaywing]

Banned because I am ever so slightly scared.

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for banning the person who stole a line from a Tee Shirt.
For shame, Miss, for shame.

[Jaywing]

banned because I am confuzzled.

[Majyk]

Banned for being "confuzzled".

[thecollector]

Banned! ALL OF YOU! BANNED! That's right! All of you are BANNED!
Banned because I'm now hungry and thirsty and I am PSYCHOTIC now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Jaywing]

Banned because that was... Strange. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm very strange. :)

[Jaywing]

Banned for being banned.

[thecollector]

Banned because I cannot come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEP! (I'm messing with you, by the way.)

[Iridescence]

Banned because you've clearly had too much to drink.

[thecollector]

Banned because I've never had any alcohol that wasn't Vodka. Haha. (kidding)

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because we are on the verge of apocalypse.

[Lykaios]

Banned because everything looks pretty dark and scary at nighttime. You're meant to turn on the lights. ;)

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because should I turn on my lights at night, I might gather some unwanted spectators of my hot new sport; Torture Racking.

Instead I choose to simply have the occasional burst of lightning from my electric chair light my home with a pale blue glow.

[thecollector]

Banned because that was good writing and you definitely know how to describe something...

EDIT: I ban myself! Haha.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for breaking the rules and banning yourself.

[thecollector]

Banned because I forgot that rule...

[Iridescence]

Banned for being forgetful. Eat more plums.

[thecollector]

Banned because plums equal a healthy colon. Did you know that?

[miss_smiley]

Banned for mentioning colons! :O

[thecollector]

Banned because I was just attempting to gross Iri out.

[Iridescence]

Banned because you Fail.

[Lykaios]

Bah neh duh.

[thecollector]

Banned for splitting up the word "Banned".
I also ban you because Iri is hard to gross out. Yes, I blamed you for it! (I'm kidding.) Haha.

[Eilidh]

Banned because I haven't been on here in ages.

[thecollector]

Banned because it's awesome that you're back and I get to meet you.

[Eilidh]

Banned because it is pretty awesmoe.

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm Will, by the way. How's it going?

[Eilidh]

Banned because I'm Will, by the way. How's it going?
Banned because I'm Eilidh, I'm alright, yourself?

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm alright too. What do you like to write?

[Iridescence]

Banned for having a bloody conversation on a "Ban the Person Above You" thread. Bwahahaha.
Also, hello, Eilidh! Not sure we've met. <--- is a hypocrite

[thecollector]

Banned for being a hypocrite. xD We love you, Iri, anyway. Haha.

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for calling me creative.






(oh let me guess, I'm banned for being creative)

[Majyk]

Nope. Banned for having smaller writing at the bottom of your post.

[Iridescence]

Haha. Banned for pwning, Majyk.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for saying "pwning". You're allowed to say that only when playing video games.

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for banning the only female to ever use the internet slang term "Pwning", which I always mistakningly pronounce as "Pawning".

[Iridescence]

Banned for...*yawn* Let me get back to you on that.

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for yawning. There was a teacher at one of my previous schools who would have given you a detention for that.

[thecollector]

Banned because Iri is tired. You should sing her to sleep.

[An Angry Panda]

Banned for telling us about your unfavorable school experiences.

[Iridescence]

Ting-Ting is banned for not mating with a female panda and repopulating the dwindling species.

[thecollector]

Banned because maybe Ting Ting wants to mate with a leopard instead of a Panda. Huh? You didn't think of that one, did you?

[Iridescence]

Banned for...wait.

What!?

[thecollector]

Banned because I think I succeeded in making you laugh.

[Iridescence]

Banned because it wasn't a laugh, it was more of a snort-giggle. xD

[miss_smiley]

Banned for not producing a proper laugh! For shame, Iri!

[Majyk]

Banned for banning someone for not laughing properly.

[Ninjatrone]

Banned for generating the same reply in this thread multiple times, the only difference being that you've swapped out a few words.

[Lykaios]

Banned because soon enough you'll have the same problem and repeat your own words, this game is limited after a while. :P

[ICeAngel302]

Banned because...I need to do my maths homework :(

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because soon enough you'll have the same problem and repeat your own words, this game is limited after a while. :P

That just means you're in dire need of upping your random capabilities.

Banned because I almost forgot to ban someone.

[Lykaios]

Banned because a lonely, polkadot octopus farted and wiped out a whole species of green-eared kangaroos that were absent-midnedly riding bikes through the atlantic, listening to Cliff Richard, and didn't see the 'Farting Zone - beware of toxic fumes' sign.

[ICeAngel302]

Lol...

Banned because I'm trying to think of a reason to ban you. :/

[Lykaios]

Banned because you can't run through the arctic in fluffy slippers because penguins will chase you because in their unique culture, it is a crime to wear fluffy slippers.

[Ninjatrone]

Alright, don't be a smart ass...





lol
Banned for being random.

[Lykaios]

Banned because I am not being random because I'm doing it on purpose. :P

[thecollector]

Banned for making a facade of randomness when you were doing it on purpose the entire time.
Also, banned because "Happy birthday to you... Happy birthday to you... Happy birthday, next poster- happy birthday to you!"

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because you knew I was going ban you for the reason that today is not my birthday.

[thecollector]

Banned because you're right. It's not your birthday. It's CHRISTMAS! Haha.

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because you made the wait seem oh so much longer.
I am not one who enjoys being tantalized.
But I do like the sensation of eager anticipation.

[thecollector]

Banned because... "ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS! Snow shovels are on sale for $3.99!"

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because we will be closing in 10 minutes, please make your final purchases and have a pleasant day.

[thecollector]

Banned because it's a holiday! That's right! FREE SNOW SHOVELS FOR EVERYBODY! MWHAHAHA!

[Iridescence]

Banned for living in a fantasy world. K-Mart's too thrifty to give away shovels. >.>

[thecollector]

Banned because my one friend took a Walmart bike and rode it through the store only to get yelled at by the manager. xD

[Ninjatrone]

Banned because last year at K-Mart, I opened up several different costume packages, giving one of the employees enough of a reason to stalk me. I could tell she thought I was going to walk out of there with my new found apparell.
I probably should have.

[Iridescence]

Banned because I would've called the cops on you two.

[thecollector]

Banned because I'm the good child. *halo appears over head as the light bulb inside burns out.... taps halo repeatedly*
Have you ever broken a law, Iri?

[Jaywing]

Banned because you are banned.

[thecollector]

Banned because "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins! (and pins!) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name! Don't wanna love you, but you're under my skin! I wanna kiss you, but your lips are vemon. It's poison! You're poison running through my veins! I don't wanna break these chains!" ("Poison" by Alice Cooper)

[miss_smiley]

Banned....I didn't know you felt that way about me, Will. :P

[Jaywing]

Banned because... That's... Wrong... Uck...

[Lykaios]

Banned because esuaceb denneB

[thecollector]

Banned because... *facepalm* It's a song... not real feelings. Haha.

[miss_smiley]

:P Banned because I know. I was looking for a reaction, silly. It's what I do. xP

[thecollector]

Banned because... HOW ARE YOU?!

[miss_smiley]

Banned because I'm awesome, dude. ^_*

[thecollector]

Banned because that's awesome and... IT'S ATTACK OF THE MUFFINCAT! MWAHAHAHA


http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/15/th_muffincat128633247449642533.jpg

[miss_smiley]

Banhammered.

[thecollector]

Banned for adding hammered instead of ned. PHD Cat is debating the theory of Ceiling Cat. Haha.

[Jaywing]

Banned because cats rule.

[miss_smiley]

Banned because quolls are better.

[Jaywing]

Banned because Ima look up quolls now...

[Iridescence]

Banned for not knowing what quolls are. For shame, Birdy. *shakes head disapprovingly*

[Jaywing]

Banned because I know what quolls are, I have just never seen one...

[thecollector]

Banned because I have no idea what quolls are. What are they?

[Jaywing]

Banned because quolls are awesome.

[thecollector]

Banned because..."We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... no dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teachers, leave those kids alone... HEY! TEACHERS! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!" (Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd)

[Jaywing]

I know that song...!

[Majyk]

Banned because so do I.

[thecollector]

Banned because I SEE YOU! Haha. (I'm kidding... *crickets*)

[miss_smiley]

Banned. I don't need a reason after that comment. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because that's just cold. Haha. :P

[miss_smiley]

Banned because it was actually so dry that it needed hand cream. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because that's a good one. :)
And, remember, I'm just a figuement of your imagination. Haha.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for being a figuement of my imagination, rather than a figment. :P

[thecollector]

Banned because I was thinking of another word when I wrote that. I appologize for that error.

[miss_smiley]

Banned for apologising! Never sink, warrior! NEVER! :P

[thecollector]

Banned because... I like chicken.

[Jaywing]

Banned because pie pwns all.

[thecollector]

Banned because I use a "JeepGrandCherokee" poke when I poke people.

[Iridescence]

Banned because...grrrr.

[Jaywing]

Banned because Rawr.