Hello.

[J.L.A.Montoya]

Hello, my name is Jesse, and I am an alcoholic. Oh, wait, wrong room.

*crickets*

As you've noticed, I'm new. So, here I am. Majyk recruited me, so give her lots of cookies and ice cream.

[Carraka]

Majyk recruited you?

-stabs you both-

It's a running gag, I swear!

-gags you both-

[Alex]

welcome, have fun, and I just got up from 2 hours of sleep so sorry this isn't longer

[Majyk]

Majyk recruited you?

-stabs you both-

It's a running gag, I swear!

-gags you both-

*sighs*

*thinks about stabbing Carr back*

*decides against it*

Welcome to YWO. :ninjasign:

[Carraka]

You can't speak, ninjaboy. You're gagged.

[Majyk]

Are you a ninja or a pirate, Montoya? I've no idea.

[Midnight]

Hi Montoya! Heres a Fun Fact for ya! I'm Majyk's little sister! wuahahaha :devious:

[J.L.A.Montoya]

Carraka*: A running "gag." Clever. :laugh:

Alex: No worries.

Majyk: I have no idea. Ninja? Pirate? I guess ninja, but pirates have ships with cannons...

Midnight: Oh, really? It's nice to meet you. :D

[jordanisonfire]

Heh, he spelt Carraka's name wrong. I like this guy.

-the Demon Ninja my comrades-

Llamas can't do that. No opposable thumbs.

[Midnight]

:ninja: NOOOOO! Be a Ninja! We have... um... stuff.

[Majyk]

People are always spelling my name wrong *glares at people-who-spell-my-name-wrong* It's a J guys, not a G! But aaannyway...

NO! Don't listen to those pirates and llama's. Be a ninja!

[Nyx]

If you're an alchoholic you should definately be a pirate, we have rum xD
Anyways, um welcome. Bring ninjas down, be a pirate, worship llamas, and then I'll like you.

[Carraka]

If I were a moderator, I'd go to town editing your posts.

[-points at two previous posts-]

[Rafael Domination]

Be a ninja and you'll have the most powerful people on the site on your side. The admins. Zaphkiel, with the big biceps. Shadow, with the impenetrable Evil Lair. And me. *Well, maybe not me, but hey, it's three on one everytime anyone thinks its one on one.*

I'm Raffy. Hi. :D

[Nyx]

Be a ninja and you'll have the most powerful people on the site on your site.
Don't you mean side?
The admins.

I didn't know Andy was for the ninjas...HE IS?!
Zaphkiel, with the big biceps. :rolleyes:

yea Cause he can use his muscles in a virtual community :rolleyes:
Shadow, with the impenetrable Evil Lair.
You only think it's impenetrable:P
My point?
Ignore the ninjas. PirateLlamas are better :llama:

[Rafael Domination]

What are you talking about, Nyx! :D

And yeah, Shaun and Andy are NINJAS! :P

I ate a llama yesterday. They ain't so tough.

[Nyx]

That's what you think.

-smiles at the llama eating all of Raff's friends-

[Rafael Domination]

See, this is what worshipping Llamas do to you. Zaph, Shaun, Andy, and everyone one my friends list (including you, Nyx) haven't been eaten. Azrael and Michael are perfectly fine, too.

I told you ninjas rock, J.L.A ! :D

[Mercy]

I'm a ninja that dressed like a pirate. It's like being both, but better! x3
:ninjasign:

Welcome! I'm Mercy!
:welcome:

[J.L.A.Montoya]

Wow, it is much friendlier here. :D
Either that, or the arrogant snobs don't frequent the newcomers introductions...

Hm...I guess I'll be a ninja. :lookout:

And no, I'm not an alcoholic. :laugh:

Thanks for the welcomes and the humor!

[Rafael Domination]

Hmmm....may I ask, where have you 'been' before? :D

And YES! YESSSSS! Eat that NYX! I told you people with sense still exist in the world!

You will not regret being a ninja. And what's more, you can add a prefix or suffix to the word Ninja. No pirate or llama has ever done that before, and it'll be proof of our superiority either way. As in, if they start copying us, it proves that we are superior cuz' they feel the need to rise to our level. And if they don't copy us, we're still proving our greatness and dexterity by being a ninja and something else - something they can't do! Double check mate! Ninja's rock!

Yeah...that's enough root beer for me. ^^

[jordanisonfire]

You mean as in how you're Ninjagod, Raf? xP And I'm the Demon Ninja. And pirates have no versatilty. Big deal, they can sail on ships, so can ninjas.

[Rafael Domination]

I told you. We have Ninja gods, demons, mages, and so much more. I told you we rule! :D

[jordanisonfire]

I think we should start an organisation. The NKA.

[Hannah_Scotland]

Sorry for the late welcome...I always seem to miss the newbie welcomes :huh:
Better late than never I guess, so Welcome to YWO :)
And by the way....



Pirates Rule :pirate:

[Majyk]

I'm a ninja that dressed like a pirate. It's like being both, but better! x3
:ninjasign:


Haha, you're still dressing like a pirate, huh? :P

Wow, it is much friendlier here. :D
Either that, or the arrogant snobs don't frequent the newcomers introductions...

Hm...I guess I'll be a ninja. :lookout:



Told ya ^^

:ninjasign:



Pirates Rule :pirate:

But, obviously, we just proved ninja's do. :p

[Nyx]

See, this is what worshipping Llamas do to you. Zaph, Shaun, Andy, and everyone one my friends list (including you, Nyx) haven't been eaten. Azrael and Michael are perfectly fine, too.

Well I can't do anything about Azrael and Michael but for all you know, Zaph, Shaun, Andy, have been eaten and someone else [a llaman (that's llama+human)] has taken over their account.
And of course I haven't been eaten, the llamas know I respect them:rolleyes:

Hmmm....may I ask, where have you 'been' before? :D

And YES! YESSSSS! Eat that NYX!

Unlike some people, I don't eat everything :P [JK!]

[blue phoenix]

Welcome fellow ninja!!!! [[sorry I've got lot's of posts to check, bye]]

[Rafael Domination]

Unlike some people, I don't eat everything [JK!]


Is that a racial thing against us Filipinos? :glare:

Cuz' then it would be so true! :crazy:

*Someone out that in the hall of memories for YWO! :D*

[jordanisonfire]

In my signature. xP

[Nyx]

Is that a racial thing against us Filipinos? :glare:

Cuz' then it would be so true! :crazy:

*Someone out that in the hall of memories for YWO! :D*

Yea well, my best friend being flip and all, I've been forced to see some awkward things being eaten:rolleyes: But llamas...that's pretty much highest on the list.

[Rafael Domination]

It's easier to name what I haven't eaten than what I have. ^^

[J.L.A.Montoya]

Rafael, I'm from Teenage Writers. There's too many rude jerks there, though. For some reason, some people can't treat another human being with kindness.

And also, have you eaten balut?

[Rafael Domination]

Yes.

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! :D

It's actually balot, but people call it balut so much here. Are you in Canada by any chance.

And yeah...TW...I personally don't blame the site. It was good while I was there but I had to leave cuz' some new members joined that the mods didn't care about if they disrupted everything. I mean, how is 'Format this, bitch' at all? :rolleyes:

[Nyx]

It's easier to name what I haven't eaten than what I have. ^^

Yea she'd say the same...But I have to hand it to flip people, some of you guys' food is SO GOOD. I used to eat at her house all the time...until she made me eat this rice thing that was green xD

[jordanisonfire]

Filipinos are awesome. I wish I could go to the Philippines and eat some dog. xD Or I could just go to Tenerife and eat some kangaroo, but it's colour puts me off.

[Rafael Domination]

I was gonna try dog, but after the incident with my own dog...yeah. Everyone probably knows this sob story.

Oh, but not the newb!

Yeah...my dog was eaten by my uncles. They also found out that she was pregnant. I was furious. I cried. I wanted to strangle their roosters. And I vowed never to touch dog after that.

[jordanisonfire]

Why didn't they wait until the dog gave birth, then eat two dogs? I'm not advocating them eating your dog, by the way, just saying.

[Rafael Domination]

*weeps*


They thought that she was FAT enough to eat. It's not like they can ram their arms up her butt and feel around for the fetuses. She's a dog, not a cow!

*weeps even more*

[Nyx]

Aw -hugs Raff-

[Rafael Domination]

*Bawls*


Thank Nyx

[jordanisonfire]

Aw, sorry, man. I didn't mean it like that. I'm not exactly the animal expert, so I wouldn't know...

[Rafael Domination]

I understand. :D

But I still want a new puppy.

[jordanisonfire]

Do you have any other pets, in Canada?

[Nyx]

I bet he has a Llama :llama:

[jordanisonfire]

What kind of fool would want a llama? Ah yes, the mentally-challenged llama-lovers.

[Rafael Domination]

I raised a llama so I could eat it. Yup. ^^

[jordanisonfire]

Aw, what, dude! You're such an idiot!

...

You shoulda saved me some.

[Rafael Domination]

I could raise another one up?

[jordanisonfire]

Too late now, dude. Too late. You had your chance. -sobs-

[Rafael Domination]

Don't worry. I'll make it up to you!

To the evil lair! Let's take over Brazil, or something. :crazy:

//endspam.

[Majyk]

Gosh, and I thought Tsuki and I were bad with the spamming up intro threads :p

[jordanisonfire]

Brazil is boring. Russia would be fun. /spam

[Rouge]

I told you. We have Ninja gods, demons, mages, and so much more. I told you we rule!

Hellz yeah. :ninjasign:
Clearly, the ninjas outnumber the pirates on this website. I mean look at all the ninja smilies versus the pirates:

:ninjawrite: :ninjasign:
:ninjaread: :vanish: :ninjablade:
:lookout: :ninja:

VS.

:pirate: :matey:


That's it. We win.

[J.L.A.Montoya]

Tsuki Hikari...I see that smiley-sign in your signature says "Muse." Would the be the English progressive rock band? If so, that's my favorite band, I love their music. If not, well, just know that I happen to be a fan of an English rock band of the same name. "Showbiz" is also related to that, but it could be coincidence.

And I know it's discouraged, but I'm actually enjoying the spam. :laugh:

No, I'm not Canadian. South-Western USA. And sorry about your dog. Why'd they randomly kill a pet anyway? If you're going to eat pooch, at least raise them desperately and differently, like cattle, or sheep. Don't just run to the backyard, grab Lassie, then run off. :doh:

And, Balot, is a nightmare! That's awful! Look at this and you'll see why I have that opinion:

Balut are duck eggs that have been incubated until the fetus is all feathery and beaky, and then boiled alive. The bones give the eggs a uniquely crunchy texture. They are enjoyed in Cambodia, Philippines and the fifth and seventh levels of hell. They are typically sold by street vendors at night, out of buckets of warm sand. You can spot the vendors because of their glowing red eyes, and the faint, otherworldly sound of children screaming.

[Rafael Domination]

They ate my dog cuz' they thought I wouldn't mind all the way in Dubai. She was in the Philippines, and I was gone for years, and they thought I wasn't having any long-distance relationship with me beloved pooch. And they WERE raising her like cattle - thats why they thought she was fat enough to eat, when she was actually pregnant.

*Bawls again*

And that website you got it from is inaccurate. The bones of the Balot aren't fully developed yet, and so they're chewy, not crunchy. And we in the Philippines cook our Balot when it is a two weeks from hatching. That way, there's still a bit of yolk and white remaining, for an egg'n'chicken flavor.

[jordanisonfire]

Can you speak Filipino, Raf, or do your relatives there speak English?
And Muse is progressive rock? I might actually consider listening to them now...

[Alex]

its not cruel to eat animals westerners consider 'pets'. We are blinded to believe we shouldn't by the cute little appearance we give the damn things. Its pathetic how we have taken a once proud animal group ((dogs)) with many uses such as hunting and hearding and have domesticated them.

[jordanisonfire]

It annoys me that some people will think "Ew, that's disgusting" when someone mentions eating a horse, but they'll eat a cow or a pig.

[Rouge]

And Muse is progressive rock? I might actually consider listening to them now...

....Yes. They are.
And....they're British. I'm surprised you haven't already tried listening to them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2DpgV8fPw

[Majyk]

Hellz yeah. :ninjasign
Clearly, the ninjas outnumber the pirates on this website. I mean look at all the ninja smilies versus the pirates:

:ninjawrite: :ninjasign:
:ninjaread: :vanish: :ninjablade:
:lookout: :ninja:

VS.

:pirate: :matey:


That's it. We win.

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2DpgV8fPw

Ooh, they sound like something I should listen to more often...

[Nyx]

*Bawls again*

And that website you got it from is inaccurate. The bones of the Balot aren't fully developed yet, and so they're chewy, not crunchy. And we in the Philippines cook our Balot when it is a two weeks from hatching. That way, there's still a bit of yolk and white remaining, for an egg'n'chicken flavor.

Oh god, that's the thing they were eating with her cousin when I went over...-shivers at the memory-

Can you speak Filipino, Raf, or do your relatives there speak English?


I thought the Philippines languages was tagalog <-[spelling?] ?

[J.L.A.Montoya]

Hysteria is good, but I like Butterflies & Hurricanes, Sing for Absolution, and City of Delusion the best.

Yes, Majyk, listen to them! More often.

[Majyk]

Hysteria is good, but I like Butterflies & Hurricanes, Sing for Absolution, and City of Delusion the best.

Yes, Majyk, listen to them! More often.

I will! Thanks Tsuki for posting the link (I'd be to lazy to look them up myself xD)

[Rouge]

:mellow: if you had AIM I could send you all of the albums.

[Majyk]

It's okay, I can look them up on iTunes, or something.

[Rouge]

Who uses iTunes to buy things. :glare: I got all mine for free.
xD
LimeWire. Not the best filesharing thing, but it works.

I lack two Muse songs before I have them all. :D

[Majyk]

I dunno, I don't really buy songs much. Usually CDs.

[Rouge]

Muse albums:
Absolution
Showbiz
Origin of Symmetry
Black Holes and Revelations
HAARP <--live performance CD.

[Majyk]

Yay, thanks! Now I need to write that down somehwere so I don't forget where you posted it.

[Rouge]

lol.

Let me know when you listen to them.

(Absolution is my favorite album, but they're all good.)

[Majyk]

Okay ^^. Might be a little while, though...

[Rouge]

Mmk.
As long as you do it, I won't stab you for not listening to them because I know you will eventually.
:D

/spam

[Majyk]

Thanks, but it won't matter, I'll still get stabbed for one thing or another. :P

Hey, at least this spam was more productive than ninja promoting.

[/SPAM]

[Rouge]

Yep, I should get paid for all the promotion I give Muse.

Hell, they deserve it. :love:

[Majyk]

If it's not promoting one thing, it's another :P

[Rouge]

O.O I JUST HAD 666 posts.

X.X

EVILEVILEVIL!!!

Phew.Glad that's over.
[/SPAM]

[Majyk]

:P
I've got a hundred something before I even have to think about it.


POINTLEEEEEESS POST!
/spam

[J.L.A.Montoya]

I like "Black Holes & Revelations" the best.

Hey...can we get in trouble for the spam? It's quite a nice discussion we have here.

[Carraka]

Stop sapping.

[Majyk]

Hey...can we get in trouble for the spam? It's quite a nice discussion we have here.

Well... Yeah, sometimes. There's a thread for spam...

[jordanisonfire]

....Yes. They are.
And....they're British. I'm surprised you haven't already tried listening to them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2DpgV8fPw

I suppose they're alright. Still prefer 30STM. Best progressive metal around.

And so what, the newb's thread gets spammed? So, you want a whole "welcome, welcome" thread, then boom, it gets ignored. I'd feel unappreciated as a newb if mine was (though mine was, but I was the fourth member of the site, so there weren't exactly many people to spam it). Spamming a newb's thread is just a way of saying: "You've given us a new thread where we can rant about things! We love you!"

...But seriously, I think we spammed this thing up enough.

-adds this to the massive archive of welcome threads with ranting discussions in it-

[Alex]

what do you mean spammed it up enough, get it to 162 and beat mine and thats enough =p

[Majyk]

162? Wow. Mine was a sad little twenty posts.

[random_writer]

Dang. You've almost got me and Phantom Tsuki for "Most Posts on a YWO Welcome Thread." We changed it, though, so we have different titles. You probably should choose one... or you could wait until a newer newb than you beats you out.
Most Epic YWO Welcome Thread Award goes to... Tsuki Hikari! *applause*
Most Radical YWO Welcome Thread Award goes to... Random! (that's me!) *thunderous, deafening applause courses throughout the site... randomly*
And, for the moment, Longest YWO Welcome Thread Award goes to... Phantom...WHERE?! *lone cricket...chirp*
Erm. Well.
Welcome!

[Nyx]

Longest YWO Welcome Thread Award goes to... Phantom...WHERE?!
Eh, the longest welcome thread is Alex's.

[random_writer]

Eh, the longest welcome thread is Alex's.

Oh. Well. I wasn't informed of that... We'll have to reclaim Phantom's shiny trophy... That should be fun. :D
...I still get to be Most Radical, right?;)

[jordanisonfire]

Alex's welcome thread was epic. I'm glad we made him feel welcome.

[Majyk]

Dang. You've almost got me and Phantom Tsuki for "Most Posts on a YWO Welcome Thread." We changed it, though, so we have different titles. You probably should choose one... or you could wait until a newer newb than you beats you out.
Most Epic YWO Welcome Thread Award goes to... Tsuki Hikari! *applause*
Most Radical YWO Welcome Thread Award goes to... Random! (that's me!) *thunderous, deafening applause courses throughout the site... randomly*
And, for the moment, Longest YWO Welcome Thread Award goes to... Phantom...WHERE?! *lone cricket...chirp*
Erm. Well.
Welcome!


Can I just say that I was part of the reason you got such long welcomes? Yes, okay, I said it, now I'll go find something else to post about...

[random_writer]

Okay, Majyk, you get a shiny NEW trophy for Most Appreciated Spammer... That good?

[Phantom]

A newbie I haven't introduced myself too!
Hello, I'm Phantom.

[random_writer]

Oh, Phantom, did anyone tell you we're repossessing your Longest YWO Welcome Thread "trophy"? Yeah. Alex has 162 replies... so... you lose. Sorry.

[Phantom]

Great. Don't really care about cyber trophies anymore. I'm more concerned about my script getting critiqued.

[random_writer]

Oh, don't be a spoil-sport.

[Phantom]

I'm not, I really don't care, he can have it with my regards.

[jordanisonfire]

I should get the "Longest Person To Stick Around Besides The Admins" Trophy, seeing as I was the fourth member of the site and the third member doesn't post anymore (I think). I trust you don't need me to tell you who the first and second members are.

[Rafael Domination]

SPAM! YOU'RE ALL SPAMMING! BAD! NO! BAD! NOT GOOD!

*Admins! Please give me a cookie for being a good boy!*

[Zombified]

I've had enough.
No more spam.

Or I will close this thread.

[Phantom]

I wasn't spamming! I said "Hi".