HAHA You're Hilarious

[GeorgeMichael]

No, really you are.

Well, this contest is Admin sponsored (WOO) and this is not really a contest per se, but I feel that people are pressured to try better if they feel they are in competition. It could be evil thinking, but I don't care.

Anyways what we're looking for are funny and witty sayings to put on YWO Merchandise (most likely T shirts) that we are looking forward to selling soon...

So we want your ideas so we can slap them on a shirt and then have you pay us for it :)
No we're kidding, but really, we need great funny quotes (that you make up of course) and you all have brilliant minds. So we can work together on this! Many good ones will get chosen I'm sure, I think Shaun will pick the ones to get on merchandise (or if he follows tradition we'll probably get a poll in here in a couple of days :glare: ) and when all that is done I will pick the single best (ok, so it's really just my favorite) saying, and you'll get that warm fuzzy feeling inside that George Michael liked your saying better than everyone else's.


(By the way us Admins and Mods can contribute too... because I want to think of some :P)


What We Don't Want!:

1. Chuck Norris anything (Zombie)
2. that's all I can think of for now, I haven't really gotten any input on this what we don't want section.

So have fun stretching your funny bones guys. Show us some brilliance!

[Andy]

What We Don't Want!:

1. Chuck Norris anything (Zombie)
:D

Maybe we could use a few good phrases from this thread (http://www.youngwritersonline.net/showthread.php?t=1202)?

You Will Obey! :)

[Starry]

Wouln't it be funnier if we just peruse the forums for things people have already said that are hilarious enough to be on the merchandise? I think that gets a better idea of how crazy we all are than if we go around trying to make funny quotes.

This being said, there has to be something pirate/ninja related.

[Carraka]

Wouln't it be funnier if we just peruse the forums for things people have already said that are hilarious enough to be on the merchandise? I think that gets a better idea of how crazy we all are than if we go around trying to make funny quotes.

This being said, there has to be something pirate/ninja related.

You mean like Jordie-pie's lifelong dream to become a bridesmaid?

[Alex]

how about my old obsession with Zaphy's lucious, sweaty, glistening, gigantic.... sorry I forget where I was going with that...

Oh right! Biceps! His Biceps!

[Andy]

Maybe we could include tiny images on the shirts? Like have the ninja holding a quill smiley, and maybe make a pirates one?

Ooh, or maybe a dozen different smilies holding quills or reading books?

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Our smilies are by far the coolest.
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[Nyx]

how about my old obsession with Zaphy's lucious, sweaty, glistening, gigantic.... sorry I forget where I was going with that...

Oh right! Biceps! His Biceps!

Oh god, not again:rolleyes:

You mean like Jordie-pie's lifelong dream to become a bridesmaid?

Wow. Really?! He could be mine! Wait--what am I saying?

Anyways, I like what Starry said, we should go look around for quotes that have already been said instead of making them up.

[Starry]

How about this (just popped into my head):

BE A NINJA!
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and

BE A PIRATE!
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That way everyone can be happy, and buy whichever version they want! It's simple, it's not a quote but it's still funny. :]

[Nyx]

How dare you leave out llamas?!:glare:

[GeorgeMichael]

Be a Llama?



Llamas: (Noun) La- Mah-ssssss - A species of worthless animals with long necks, shorter than a giraffes but longer than a snails, who spit and shit all over the place. You can't ride them, eat them, or watch them for entertainment. Llamas are useless.

[Zombified]

What We Don't Want!:

1. Chuck Norris anything (Zombie)


:glare:
Hmpf.

[GeorgeMichael]

:glare:
Hmpf.

:D

Sorry Zombie...

[Lykaios]

I like the quotes idea, from existing threads etc. It's more random and interesting, like YWO. :)

[Carraka]

Could we have personalized T-shirts with our usernames on them? Or is that too much to ask for?

[Starry]

How dare you leave out llamas?!:glare:

o_O I didn't think "Be a llama" made much sense. I mean, we're saying support llamas, but we're not trying to force other people to be llamas. Hmm...how about:

Are you a:
1. Pirate
2. Ninja
3. Llama

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[Majyk]

I like the quotes idea, from existing threads etc. It's more random and interesting, like YWO. :)

I agree with Lily, plus whoever said it before her.

[Starry]

Yay! *is proud of self for coming up with a good idea*

...now who is willing to dig through the old threads and find funny one-liners?

[Lykaios]

You could always use the search for random words and see what you find?

[Nyx]

Be a Llama?



Llamas: (Noun) La- Mah-ssssss - A species of worthless animals with long necks, shorter than a giraffes but longer than a snails, who spit and shit all over the place. You can't ride them, eat them, or watch them for entertainment. Llamas are useless.

No, no,:
Be A Llama Lover

Correct definition:
LLama:(Noun) A beautiful species of animals with long neck, shorter than giraffes, who have the amazing power of holy spit that will melt all non-worshipers. Watching llamas is in fact quite entertaining. Llamas are perhaps one of the most important animals to have ever lived on planet Earth.

[Sofiel]

Yes! Perfect description Nyx.

Love a llama...

[GeorgeMichael]

well, we've been talking in MSN and this seems to be a popular choice for a shirt so I'll post it :)

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd90/hyperactiveboi/motivator9900616.jpg

if only I had a bigger picture of Shaun's avatar, it wouldn't be so pixely

[Zombified]

Oh so my Bruce Willis motivational picture isn't funny?!
:mad:

[GeorgeMichael]

that's copyrighted material :P :D

[Zombified]

Bruce Willis is not copyrighted!
He's a person!

[GeorgeMichael]

isn't his image? I'm not sure how copyright works with images :P

[Rafael Domination]

Why am I just discovering this thread now? :D

Oh, and you are soooooo dead for the Shaun pic! I loved it, though. And now Shaun's gonna kill me for that, too!

[Crocolyle]

I NEED that shirt

[AdamHomer]

I looked at the sky today.
I mean extensively looked at the sky, not the inadvertent look we all do.
I mean eyes fixed, head cocked back, in total silence and gazed at the unsettling vastness of the sky.
I thought about how everyone who had ever existed looked at this exact same sky.
I thought about how by some divine law I could never comprehend, this massive, blue, mystery blanket kept us all alive.
I thought about thanking the sky on behalf of all earth, for all its done for us.
I thought about it saying “You are welcome, Adam.”
I thought about what else the sky would say, deep, profound, philosophic shit I bet.
Like, “This is all bigger than you.” or “You aren’t alone.”
I thought about how glad I was that the sky didn’t talk, I mean the sky has to see a lot of stuff, and for a scoundrel like me, an all seeing, omnipotent, blabber mouth is the last thing I need.
Besides if the sky could talk that would mean it would have to have a mouth, and with a mouth comes all types of issues; bad breath, sneezing, snoring, besides what if the sky accidentally eats a plane?
American Airlines would sue.
After my neck developed a sharp pain and soreness I directed my attention to the busy bustling city street. Men with briefcases, students, the poor and down touted. Each with 1000 stories all coexisting under the sky.
I stared at a well endowed woman, she was wearing a low cut shirt that I’m pretty sure was to small.
She had amazing tits.
The sky is a lot like a nice set of breasts.
And If the sky is a giant boob, then the sun is a nipple.
They both invoke this bizarre since of hope, they both having this healing power that is indescribable.
The sun feeding the earth with invisible rays. and nipples feeding babies and sexual deviants with organic calcium.
You can go blind gazing into the sun to long.
You can go to jail if you stare at boobs to long, and without permission.
I thought about how when I was a kid I’d lay on my moms chest .
I thought about how it was the closest to nirvana I had ever been, without smoking weed.
I thought about my head being like the earth, and my mother’s chest being the sky.
I thought about the sun/nipple metaphor I had made earlier which led me to think about my mothers nipple, which grossed me right the fuck out.
I noticed that the women with the big tits noticed me mindlessly staring at her chest.
She probably thought I was a pervert, some type of peeping tom.
She wasn’t far off basis, I am some what of a pervert. But what she didn’t know is that her magnificent tits helped me see things a little bit clearer, I had a boob inspired epiphany.
I wanted to thank her, but it would only have freaked her out.
Especially since I had a boner….




I'd like to see that on the back of a shirt.
It would stroke my ego and keep me warm and fashionable
It called "Drilling for plastic" by the way.

[blue phoenix]

We could do riddles! With the riddle on the front and answer on the back. Here are some I know:

What goes on four legs in the morning,
Two legs in the after noon,
And three legs in the evening?--A person

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck to the bottom but it easily fly’s,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.--A shadow

What force and strength cannot get through.
I with a gentle touch can do,
And many in the street will stand,
Were I not a friend at hand.—A key

Round like an apple, deep like a cup,
Yet all the king’s horses can’t pull it up.—A well/hole

Old Mother Twitchet had one eye,
And a tail that she let fly,
Every time she went through a gap,
She left a piece of her tail in the trap.—A needle and thread

Long legs, bandy thighs,
A little head and no eye’s.—A pair of tongs

In marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear.
No doors are there to this stronghold-
Yet thieves break in to steal the gold.—An egg

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits,
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?—One

A hill-full, a hole-full,
You can not catch a bowl-full.—Mist or fog

Little Nancy Etticoat,
In a white petticoat,
And a red nose,
The longer she stands,
The shorter she grows.—A candle

Black within and red without,
With four corners round about.—A chimney

And here's one for those who like Harry Potter

First think of the person, who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies, --Spy
Next, tell me what’s always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of end, --d
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard-to-find word, --er
Now string them together and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?--Spider


I answered differently at first for some but oh well. I like the idea of just searching the site for funny quotes too.

[Inkweaver]

I Hate Sandcastles!
I Love crime fighting pirate/ninjas that will fight to the death for a chessey pasta dish!
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[kitkat]

Lol, none can beat me at making stuped points. This thread looks dead, but then again I love giving people bad times.

1. If god didint want us to eat meat why did he make steak sause!?

2. Your only cool after you jump off the cliff with us.

3. I swear I didint mean to do it, it burst into flames on its own!!! (man I'm a bad lier)

4. Theres a thousend and one good resons I dont have my homework, I just cant think of any at the moment.

5. Why follow the rules when it more fun to break them?

6. Your only cool when everytime you fall down you do a flip in midair and land on your feet. Like this (trips, starts to fall, jumps up, THEN lands on head.)

7. Were good friends, when you cry I call you a wimp, when you beat someone up I laugh with you, when someone beats you up I laugh harder at you. And when the teachers chase us I will defenetly trip you and as they rip you apart Iwell get away. Stick with me buddy and I'll show you a rockin time.

8. Why waist our time doing things we dont want to do?

9. Its only when your hanging upside down from a tree when you ask yourself, 'Why is the ground up in the sky, and the sky in in the ground?'

Thouse are a few I pulled right off the back of my head, I hope one of them put a smile on your face.

[littledreamer!]

How about this...
Step aside shakespere...YWO...we will own the liteary world one day!