Wish-Maker, Wish-Breaker

[Andy]

For this game, one person makes a wish, and the next person either says something about why the wish is bad, or they make something else happen which makes the wish bad. Then they make their own wish.

1. I wish I had a million dollars.
2. So be it, but it's all Monopoly money.

1. I wish I had a twin.
2. So be it, but your twin is evil and ends up destroying you.

And if you want to make your wish really long and specific to try and make it impossible to break, go ahead. :devious:

I wish my book will get published.

[Tncowgirl]

So be it, but it's full of typos

I wish I had a real horse! HA try and mess up that one :P

[jordanisonfire]

You get your horse, but it has no legs.

I wish aliens visited Earth (the answer to this will be pretty easy to guess).

[Tncowgirl]

(Ah thats mean)

aliens come but its only in a movie :D (sorry, all i had)


I wish........ I could get a job :P

[Andy]

So be it, but your job is minimum wage and your boss is mean, not to mention your co-workers are less than pleasant.:D

I wish I had a Wii that cannot be broken.

[jordanisonfire]

You get the Wii, but the inside of it is empty. That isn't broken, technically, if it was made that way.

I wish I could never die.

[Andy]

Okay, but you get trapped under a mountain of dirt, and live forever, unable to move.

I wish I will write 100,000 words for NaNo.

[jordanisonfire]

You write them, but then find out you've written them in a language you do not understand. You then find out you were possessed by aliens while writing it and do not have enough time to re-write it.

I wish my head sculpture were alive.

[Andy]

Oh, it's alive, all right. But it likes eating souls, especially yours.

I wish I could beat all my friends at video games.

[jordanisonfire]

You do, eventually, then get branded a video game nerd.

I wish I had Xbox Live.

[Andy]

You get it, but the internet connection isn't good enough, resulting in lag, errors, and you losing a lot.

I wish I got good grades more easily.

[jordanisonfire]

You do get good grades, but then realise you get them in all the irrelevant and wrong subjects and do terrible in the rest.

I wish I could visit my own world that I created.

[Andy]

Okay, but instead of dying in it, you get trapped in it. And then the bad guys come after you.

I wish I had magic. :D

[jordanisonfire]

You cast spells, but only just find out they only target you when you cast a fire spell that severely burns you and, just then, you can no longer use magic and thus can't heal yourself.

I wish the war would stop.

[Tncowgirl]

You have one it just doesn't work


I wish I had a real working truck that no matter what happens I can still use it to drive around.

[jordanisonfire]

You get the truck, but it can only go backward. :laugh:

I wish I had a confortable chair for playing video games.

[Tncowgirl]

you have one but it is an inch tall.


I wish my wish would work out for once

[jordanisonfire]

It does, but in some way, it's still not satisfactory. :laugh:

I wish my life had no flaws.

[Tncowgirl]

it has no flaws because you don't do anything but sit.


I wish i had 100 wishes

[Rafael Domination]

You get them, but the genie that does the granting is the Wishmaster himself...

I wish I could wish for wishes to wish (This'll make your heads spin :D)

[jordanisonfire]

You do, but find you have confused yourself.

I wish someone would thank me randomly.

[Rafael Domination]

Thank you...for volunteering to be my human sacrifice! Meet me at school by 6:00 AM :D!

I wish none of my wishes went wrong...

[Tncowgirl]

you got so lost in your wish it didn't come true


I wish I could wish a good wish

[Rafael Domination]

So be it! Unfortunately, someone else got the benefits! :D

I wish I ruled the Earth!!!

[Ichigo]

So be it, you can RULE the earth, but everything you want to rule has to be double checked by your mother.

I wish my cat was really mean to my brother.

[Tncowgirl]

so be it, but it thinks mean is nice and nice is mean :D

I wish my sister would get rid of her cat

[Ichigo]

So be it, but then she will get a pet squirrel.

I wish I could fly.

[Tncowgirl]

so be it, but you never fly straight and always into some sort of building


I wish i could dance

[Ichigo]

So be it, but all you can do is the crazy chicken

I wish I was a peach.

[jordanisonfire]

You become a peach, but then get eaten.

I wish my laptop had bluetooth.

[Shaun]

You get bluetooth for your laptop, but then your laptop explodes.

I wish I could get published and make a living as a writer living in a nice little northern coastline city right along the edge of a beautiful coastline.

[Ichigo]

You'll do that, but then a tsunami will come and destroy it all.

I wish I could speak german.

[Rafael Domination]

You do...unfortunately, all you can say is "I gargle with chicken fat!"

I wish I became a movie star!

[Carraka]

You become one, but you get drunk, die in a car crash, and after your death, everyone agrees that you were nothing special, and good riddance.

I wish I could be an immortal purple cow!

Huzzah! This is the first time I've ever posted in any Word Game section anywhere. I don't know if this is good or bad, but:

-throws a party-

[Rafael Domination]

You do...but people chop you up for beef and eat you. Since you're immortal, you can die, and feel EVERYTHING as they eat chop, roast and eat you :D!!!

I wish I had control over Space, Time and Energy!

[Shaun]

You get it but God comes in and kicks your toosh and then eats you for an eternity to show you that it's not right to make yourself super powerful.

I wish a beautiful, super intelligent, amazing woman my age showed up and declared her undying love for me...

[Rafael Domination]

It happens, but she turns out to be a humanoid Black Widow who eats you on your wedding day!


I wish I won the nobel prize!

[Shaun]

It happens but Al Gore shows up and eats your soul while proposing that it should have been kept in a 'lock box'.

I wish I were a ninja who was actually good at being a ninja and always succeeded in doing his job and could never be stopped and was loved by everyone.

[jordanisonfire]

You become a ninja, but then you suffocate because you wear the uniform too tight.

I wish I could meet 30 Seconds to Mars.

[Ichigo]

...You will but then they will force you to wear obscene eye-makeup.

I wish I was the Prime Minister, and got to hold my position until I died, which will be for a very long time and everyone really liked me, I didn't use nukes, so there would be no war.

-Try to mess THAT up...-

[Shaun]

You do, but someone else nukes your country to oblivion the day before they make the official announcement and you're left to rule the world alone...

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[Andy]

You are, but you get eaten...

...by someone with horrible breath and teeth...

...and you get eaten very slowly...

I wish I could make ice cream appear whenever I want, and it is the perfect temperature for ice cream, and it cannot come alive, and it appears in a bowl. :P

[Carraka]

You can, but the ice cream is poisonous. Fortunately, you also make it for all of your friends, and they all die too. Wait -- how is that fortunate?

I wish that my last moments of life could be spent in blissful flight. By this I mean flying. Yeah, like a superpower. And blissful means happy. And no, the very, very last moment is still happy.

[Andy]

It is spent in blissful flight, but that is because you are completely unaware of your surroundings. As you fly, the world is being destroyed around you. You just can't feel or hear or smell or see it. And then you die, and are reborn as a lowly worker in an evil place.

I wish I could remember things in stories better.

[Carraka]

(Well, at least it was blissful. In fact, it could probably still be blissful if I were aware. After all, I love all my flying dreams, even when I'm a serial killer/in danger of being devoured by sharks.)

You remember every single detail, but all this information overloads your brain. Eventually, you forget how to speak, read, and write.

I wish swords could be harvested from swordfish. That would just be awesomely cool, even if everyone killed each other with them.

[Ichigo]

They could but the swords would start to decompose and become very smelly.

I wish I had a crayon.

[Carraka]

You get a crayon. It is a colorless crayon, but you use it anyway. The crayon only colors two inches before it becomes too short to use. You do not get a new crayon.

I wish for this to be my 50th post.

EDIT: Wow! My wish came true!

I wish writing awesome critiques only took five minutes.

[Andy]

Your sense of humor is curiously unique, Carraka. Treasure it.

Your wish comes true, but that results in so many critiques that newbies get discouraged by all of them, and soon there are fewer and fewer writers, and good writing ceases to exist.

Now, if you're referring to YOU being the only person able to write good critiques that fast: other critics get jealous, to the point where they tell you to leave and go to college early. Additional people get discouraged because you end up writing a few paragraphs about improving every one of their sentences. You make many enemies because you're dishing out really really good critiques left and right, and then you have no friends because they can't critique your stories as fast as you critique theirs, and they feel awful and decide to work with someone more suited to their age level. At the same time, your own writing becomes brilliant because of your wonderful ability to edit, but nobody buys your books out of hatred. *sniff*

I wish carbon dioxide did not increase the earth's temperature (no global warming)

[Shaun]

We're going to have to have a global warming debate aren't we...

You find out that it doesn't, but then Al Gore steals your soul and eats your pants.

I wish politicians would stop being jackasses and lie about every damn thing, especially things they don't even understand...

[Andy]

So be it, but the world becomes such a perfect place, and all the terrorists are wiped out due to our brilliant efficiency, that we don't need such a massive military anymore. Then when aliens invade in 2087, we are completely unprepared, and are wiped out.

[jordanisonfire]

You became Prime Minister, but you have no idea what you're doing, but no one new can be selected for PM, so you have to hold the position.

I wish I could assassinate Bush.

[Andy]

You COULD assasinate Bush, but you don't for fear of jail time. (your wish never actually stated that you would kill him, just that you'd be able to) :P

I wish I'd get a brand-new MacBook, and it works the way it's supposed to, and that this wish won't be ruined by any Windows-related sideslapping.

[Quietus]

You buy your brand new MacBook but (after spending however much it costs) drop it in a rather large, water-filled pothole and it's run over my a semi.;)

I wish I would have a "happy ever after" (you know; the crappy things that happen only in Disney Princess movies, haha):rolleyes:

[Rafael Domination]

You do, but all your children lead Macbeth-style lives that end in tragedy...

I wish I had a life :D

[Tncowgirl]

You get one but it isn't any better then it is now


I wish i had one too :P

[Andy]

Okay, but Raffy destroys that life out of vengeance. :)

I wish the local (in)convenience store stayed open until midnight on Fridays, instead of closing at 3 in the afternoon.

[Rafael Domination]

It does. It actually does here! :D

But in your case...WISH GRANTED...unfortunately, they only sell prducts tainted by Avian flu...

I wish my parents would stop nagging me

[Andy]

They stop, but they were nagging you about something important, which you didn't do, and it leads to your death.

I wish candy and sodas cost half as much as they do.

[Carraka]

They do, but now everyone buys them, so they're always sold out. ALWAYS, I SAY, ALWAYS.

I wish I could cross my eyes at will.

[Rafael Domination]

It happens. Unfortunately, they stay that way...:D

I wish I had a pet wolf (no seriously, I do...)

[Andy]

Okay, but the wolf doesn't eat you, because that's too predictable. Instead it eats all your friends and family, so you're on your own.

I wish there was a purple M&M instead of a brown one. :D

[Rafael Domination]

It happens! Unfortunately, the only reason why it's purple is because a bucket of violet paint fell into the M&M machine :D

I wish it was my birthday today...

[Andy]

It happens! But since it was just wished, nobody knows, and nobody believes you when you tell them. All things considered, you're basically insane. :)

I wish there was a new creation which could beat both pirates AND ninjas.

[Rafael Domination]

There is! It's called a Necromancer - unfortunately, the moment it was created, it comes after you first, and turns you into its first undead minion!

I wish the moon was bigger

[Ichigo]

RD POSTED AT THE SAME TIME AS ME!
So now I'll do his wish...

If the moon was bigger then it would cause strange tidal waves and the earth would have even more water problems.


I wish the old anchor for the news came back.

[Andy]

If that happened, it would crash into the Earth due to its increased gravity. Really.

I wish squirrels could be tamed and trained as pets.

[Ichigo]

...Ahh jeez...
thats odd...

SQURRELS ARE EVIL!
They would become a dominant species and TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

[mrfusspot]

...I suppose I'm going to continue this, even though there was no wish up there.

I wish I had a wish that was unbreakable, no matter how hard anyone tried.

[Carraka]

You get your wish, but it's kind of pointless, seeing as your wish doesn't do anything.

I wish I could do anything and everything well. (I guess this means that I could immediately solve any problems that arise, or go back in time to prevent them from ever happening, etc. Plus, my piano playing would be brilliant.)

[jordanisonfire]

You become great at everything, but people become envious of you and eventually destroy you.

I wish I could fly.

[Carraka]

(Technically, I would be aware of their envy and alter their minds so they loved me, but whatever.)

You became a bird. You eat worms. And you migrate north in the winter. Oops.

I wish the next person to reply to this thread would join my game. Hint. And that person would not have already joined my game at the time this wish is posted.

Och. Grammar.

[Nyx]

The new person does join your game (me) but she's so insanely clueless that you quickly regret your wish.

I wish I could sing in a rock band!

[Shaun]

You do, but your band sucks so bad that you and your band are assassinated to save mankind.

I wish I could find a banana that is colored blood red that tastes like happy.

[jordanisonfire]

You do, but then you find a banana that's coloured blue and tastes like sorrow.

I wish I could write a novel of 50, 000 words for NaNoWriMo (probably won't happen anyway).

[GeorgeMichael]

You do, but then you are criticized for writing the worst story NaNoWriMo has ever heard of.

I wish I could just finish my story and it would be great, everyone would like it, it would get published, nothing bad would happen, it wouldn't be a dream, and it would even win me the Nobel Peace Prize...and absolutely nothing bad or unexpected can happen.

let's see that get messed up :)

[Andy]

It's not a dream that this happens in, but in a story you wrote. So none of it was real, nothing bad happened, and nothing unexpected happened in the story.

Ha HA! :laugh:

I wish I'll make a bestselling computer game someday.

[Rafael Domination]

You do! But it turnd out to be soooo addicting - even to you - that you don't leave the computer screen untill your bladder ruptured cuz' you stayed there for several days...

I wish I had a Yu-gi-oh deck...

[GeorgeMichael]

really? I have one, haven't seen it in a while...anyways.

Granted, You get sucked into the YuGiOh world and get trapped in the shadow realm forever. (I can't believe i remembered it was called the shadow realm.)


I wish I had Cosmo and Wanda as Fairy God Parents.

[Rafael Domination]

You do! But you broke the rule book just now (you told me about them) and they get taken away!

I wish I never could get hungry...

[GeorgeMichael]

(Aw man)

Granted, but since you don't feel hunger you never feel like you need to eat and you die within three weeks.

I wish I had telekinesis as a super power.

[Rafael Domination]

You do, but you over do it and your brain explodes!

I wish I had PYROkenisis as a power! (I am sooooo dead :D)

[GeorgeMichael]

you bet your butt you are...

Granted, unfortunately you bet your butt in a poker game and try to use your powers but end up setting the place on fire and the heat causes bullets to fly right into you. bye bye.


I wish Pokemon were real and you could literally train them and use them. (come on who can honestly say they've never at one point wished this!)

[Rafael Domination]

You do...but the first one you came across was one of those venus-flytrap ones...and it eats you...

I wish I WAS a pokemon :D

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but you're Jigglypuff, that pretty much explains itself.

I wish I was Pikachu!

[jordanisonfire]

You become Pikachu but overuse your powers and electrocute yourself.

I wish I could fly.

[secretly-broken]

You can fly but then you have a crash and are paralized forever! :O :P

I wish I got straight As.

[GeorgeMichael]

You do, but it was by cheating and when the final exams came you failed and didn't get your credits.


I wish I was in "Harry Potter world".

[Andy]

Okay, but you didn't wish for yourself to be a wizard, so you're just a muggle, meaning your life is pretty much the same.

I wish I could see into the future.

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but all you see is a world that makes you so depressing that you kill yourself.

I wish I could turn invisible, and turn back whenever I wanted to.

[jordanisonfire]

You do so, but you become like Gollum, which you can guess is very bad.

I wish nothing could possibly go wrong in my life. :P

[Andy]

As a result, Shadow, your life is boring and very predictable. People think you're weird and stay away from you, while others envy you greatly. So you have no friends.

I wish I had a Wii!

[Nyx]

You get one but you're so excited and caught up in a game that you accidently bang the controler against the wall and break it.

I wish I could get a new ipod nano video that's comepletely unbreakable, filled with amazing songs that never get old, never freezes and is protected by some sort of shield to protect it from getting stolen, or scratched.

[Carraka]

You get one, but there's so much extra stuff attached to it (like that shield) that you have no idea how to use it. Plus, it's too heavy and cumbersome to take on vacations. Aaaand it's really ugly.

I wish I could be a stalker, and nobody would ever know. XD

[Nyx]

You are and nobody does know but as you're stalking a young boy you fall in a big black hole, you starve and you're never found!

I wish my project was due on thursday nov. 8th 2007.

[GeorgeMichael]

It is, but no one informs you and you try to quickly put something together causing it to get a failing grade.

I wish I had never watched that horrendous Bee Movie!

[Nyx]

You haven't but it doesn't matter because you're going to anyways.

I wish I wasn't ugly.:O

[Rafael Domination]

You're not....everyones' pretty in their own way, therefore the wish was granted, but backfired and turned you into a rose bush.

I wish I had a thousand posts on this site! :D

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted but...but... you die. Haha.


I wish I died. (mess that one up)

[Rafael Domination]

Wish granted: but you get reincarnated as a turtle without a shell.

I wish I had a yatch (Yacth? yacht? Sp?) Whatever! I wish I had a boat!

[GeorgeMichael]

Wait, so am I naked or homeless?

granted, (it's Yacht) but you get to the middle of the ocean and then it sinks.


I wish I had a rubber ducky.

[Rafael Domination]

(The shelless turtles is both :D)

Wish granted: but attached to it is a not-so-rubbery box jellyfish, the deadliest in the sea...

I wish I had a girlfriend :D

[GeorgeMichael]

... Great another I'm dead thread (first was the suicide thing :)) oh well, perhaps I'll be able to get my revenge in a certain other thread... *evil Grin* just kidding.

Granted, but she's Norbit's wife. I mean exactly like her, not only looks like her, but she doesn't have a good personality to back it up.


I wish I would get married to Amanda in five years, it's a suitable age. (you need not know who she is.) :)

[Rafael Domination]

Wish granted...but it turns out that Amanda (ooooh! You wait, George! I'll send out my other three brains and find her identity. Then, I'll tell her you like her! :D. Just kidding.) is a sould-sucking vampire who takes three weeks to finish her meal....

I wish I was the ruler of the Philipines!

[Carraka]

You become a very famous ruler, the coveted measuring stick of the country.

I wish someone besides Imelda would post on my blog.

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but what's posted isn't very nice...

I wish most of YWO would join the Horror Movie RPG and enjoy it.

P.S, Raf she'd probably like that you called her that...she's got this thing for vampires... :)

[Nyx]

Everybody does join and enjoy but they also ruin it and somehow it turns into a cheesy romantic roleplay and you start to get sick!

I wish I could be athletic.

[GeorgeMichael]

lol...

Granted, but unfortunately you do so many athletic things that you have an accident and break both your legs.

(this thread is so brutal)

I wish for the actual Lightsaber Darth Maul used.

[Nyx]

You get it but you break instantly. *sorry! but you gave me two broken legs*

I wish I was the best rock singer in the world and played in the best rock band in the world and all of us band members were immortal...

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but then you wake up...


I wish I could draw your avatar, I just can never seem to catch anime style!

[Nyx]

You do but it turns out to be just a one time fluke and you can't show to anyone because there's a flood in your house and your drawing gets soaked and then gets ripped into little shreds...

I wish I could perform on stage with my chemical romance and it wouldn't be a dream and everyone I knew would be at the concert and it'd be a great concert that no one dislikes.

[GeorgeMichael]

I like how you're trying to avoid the scrutinizing of your wish but I don't think it's possible at all to make a wish that can't turn out bad.

Granted and no one dislikes the concert but they loathe the outcome when the electric guitars shoot out sparks causing the whole place to catch on fire and the ban ends up being burned to a crisp. You however escape only to be accused of being the perpetrator of the fire and thus being arrested for life.

I wish that people liked my new critique buddies, an idea that I got from Rafael who I hope doesn't sue me or something for doing it. :)

Please don't sue us Raffy, I'm a nice little Angel. :angel:
Sue us and Die...

[Nyx]

People do like it but unfortunately none of these people are YWO members!

I wish I could jump off the school roof and land perfectly;)

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but after you've landed you walk forward among your new fans and trip out of nowhere which officially 'uncools' you.

I wish I had a time machine, but didn't use it regularly, it was just there because I had it.

[Rafael Domination]

Ahaha! Don't worry, I'm not suing or anything...besides, Azrael and Michael were getting lonely...!

As for the wish...granted! But you use the machine once and it unravels the fabric of rality and destroys the universe!

I wish I the power to instantly kill superheroes!

[GeorgeMichael]

oooh, I have the urge to just grant that to you, I got it!

Granted, but Spiderman has an immunity to it. (ok go on, make with the killing :) :devil:

[Nyx]

You have the power but with it comes the need to do so and as you kill beloved superheros you become the most hated on earth.

I wish a movie of Twilight could be made in vancouver and that I'd get a part in it and my house would be used to be filmed in.

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but I don't know what that is so after filming is done your house is haunted by poltergeists because that is what Twilight reminds me of. Twilight Zone.


I wish I had something to keep me up right now.

[Nyx]

Granted but you're only up for "right now" so one minute from now you'll be sleep.

I wish I owned a mansion.

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but there's nothing inside of it, it's infested with termites, and it collapses within the first hour.

I wish for more wishes.

[Carraka]

You get more wishes, but you use those wishes to get more wishes, and you end up getting many, many wishes, and many, many more wishes. What does that do? Um, absolutely nothing, as you aren't actually wishing for something real.

I wish I could have purple blood.

[jordanisonfire]

You do, but then you realise it's poisoned by artificial colourings and you die a horrible and painful death.

I wish I can sing well.

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, unfortunately everyone wants to see that blood and you end up getting cut so many times you bleed to death.


I wish I was a knight who said ni. NI!

[Carraka]

...hyper, today just isn't your day.

Granted, but you don't think you sing well, even though you can, so you never sing for anyone.

Granted, but -- IT!! IT IT IT!!

I wish I had a fish on a dish.

[GeorgeMichael]

AHHHHH, DON'T SAY THAT WORD!!!!


Granted but first you must find...another shrubbery. Then when you have found the shrubbery then you must place it next to this one only slightly higher so we get a two level effect with a little path running down the middle.

I wish I knew the velocity of an unladen swallow.

[Andy]

You do know the velocity of an unladen swallow, but unfortunately, the only time in your life when that information becomes even remotely useful is when you're trying to cross the bridge over the bottomless gorge, but the bridgekeeper wants to know the velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut, and since you only know the unladen swallow's velocity, you die.

I wish I had a British accent. :D

[jordanisonfire]

...Andrew, believe me when I say that you shouldn't. End of.

I wish I had a Canadian accent.

[GeorgeMichael]

granted, unfortunately you move to South America and no one understands you


I wish I couldn't die.

[Andy]

...Andrew, believe me when I say that you shouldn't. End of.

I wish I had a Canadian accent.
Foul play, Shadow. You're not playing the game correctly! :P

You live forever, but see so many terrible things and you outlive all your friends and you become depressed for all eternity.

I wish there were no more terrorists!

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted but then George Bush is able to take credit for it and he amends the constitution illegally allowing him to be president forever...


I wish what I just said would never happen.

[jordanisonfire]

It is so, but instead the terrorists resort to mind control that makes your country a terrible place. Not sure if that still is terrorism, but oh well...

I wish my tongue was five metres long.

[GeorgeMichael]

you will and there is someone special for you out there who loves that I granted this, but unfortunately it drags across the ground all the time an d the taste is horrible, then one day you pass a butcher shop and your tongue was dragging so the butcher grabbed it, rubbed it hard with a cheese grater, sprayed it with lemon and salt, and then chopped it off.


I wish I could meet all my favorite actresses.

[Andy]

I wish my tongue was five metres long.
And you said "believe me when I say that you shouldn't" to MY post? O_o You crazy writer!

Granted, but you find out they're all really mean and corrupt people, and you never like them again.

I wish there were Coca-Cola fountains in schools instead of water fountains.

[jordanisonfire]

There is, but you become fat from the sugar and such in the coke.

I wish I had a private jet.

[GeorgeMichael]

granted, but you crash it into the ocean.

I wish I had an infinite amount of money.

[jordanisonfire]

You do, but then you try to buy the world and find out it is fake and you get put in prison for life.

I wish I had every game for Xbox there is.

[Carraka]

You do, but you don't have an Xbox.

I wish for Brienne, Tyrion, and Jaime to live. Edit: Oh yeah, and Arya, Sansa, Dany, etc.

[jordanisonfire]

They do, but they're zombies?

I wish magic was possible and I was a master in it.

[Ichigo]

You'll get that, but it'll take a century to BECOME the master of it, and you'll probalby have a few momments when you totally wig out and kill one of your best friends.

I wish I could read minds.

[Nyx]

You can but it doesn't matter because everyone develops the power to stop you from reading their minds.

I wish people didn't discriminate Muslims as terrorists...

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but then everyone just begins to scrutinize another culture.


I wish I has telekinesis powers.

[jordanisonfire]

They stop, but then discriminate Hindus as terrorists.

I wish I was God.

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but then you end up killing the world with your powers so the actual God comes back to regain his job.

I wish I had telekinesis powers.

[jordanisonfire]

You get them, but end up ripping your brain apart when you accidentally don't direct your power at anything.

I wish I was Jesus. :rolleyes:

[Nyx]

You are but no body knows/ will never know.

I wish I was 13!

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but you actually go back in time to when you're thirteen and your thirteen year old self and your modern aged self meet each other and you ruin the space time continuum.

I wish I could control time like Hiro from Heroes.

[Nyx]

Granted, but you actually go back in time to when you're thirteen and your thirteen year old self and your modern aged self meet each other and you ruin the space time continuum.


Um.. that doesn't work because my self right now is younger than 13!;) but I guess you didn't know that so anyhow..

You can control time but you don't know it so there's really no difference than if you couldn't do so.

I wish I could buy new boots!

[Ichigo]

You will, but they will be half crocs half boots. In other words, they will be as long and have the same shape as boots, but they will have annoying holes in them. And weigh 1.674 g.

I wish I was involved in a show like Monty Python.

[Nyx]

You are for 30seconds but then the show's canceled.

I wish I had ipod speakers!

[GeorgeMichael]

you do, but then they break instantly.

I wish I was a major part of the Fourth Indiana Jones movie and I did excellent in it.

[Ichigo]

You will, and you'll become famous. But like all famous people (or maybe I should say most) you'll get your hands on some drugs and you'll overdose and die.

I wish I was the creator of The far Side comics.

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, and nothing goes wrong to compensate for your death. But the comics remain as boring as ever.

I wish I wrote Calvin and Hobbes (best comic strip ever!)

[Ichigo]

You will, but Hobbes, being the insane tiger he is, will come alive and hypnotize you into giving him the job, and becoming an animal's rights activist for the rest of your life. You do however, earn millions from doing that.

I wish I was a duck.

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but you soon have twenty children and they all drive you crazy.

I wish I was a Fairy God Parent

[Nyx]

you are but a wicked witch makes you invisible and you stay that way forever.

I wish my character doesn't die anytime soon in the horror roleplay!

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but I might be lying...

I wish everyone loved how the story turned out. (except the actual people in it because most of them probably won't like it.)

[Nyx]

Hmm people do but they never tell you so you don't know.

I wish I could be really good at basketball

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but you get freakishly tall too fast and then get disease from unnatural body proportions.

I wish that no one sees the ending coming for both the Horror Movie RPG and my other unrelated story.

[Jaza]

No-one sees the ending, because they get deleted.

I wish I could draw. (Haha :P)

[jordanisonfire]

You can draw, but your drawing is terrible (you never said you wished you could draw well :P).

I wish I was a champion on video games.

[GeorgeMichael]

Granted, but I am still better than you...

I wish I was undefeatable on video games.

[Nyx]

You are but no one wants to play against/with you.

I wish I weighed 90 pounds!

[GeorgeMichael]

granted Nicole Richie... just kidding. Granted but then you're hungry all the time so you put on pounds up to a more reasonable weight. :)

I wish I could have a great idea for my story right now and post it.

[Nyx]

granted Nicole Richie...

haha well it was worth a try...


You do get a great idea but as you're posting it your computer shuts down and you forget your idea! Aww too bad;)

I wish I could...not be forced into watching high school musical play version with my school!

[Andy]

You're not forced, but your house gets robbed while you're at home alone, and you become a hostage for a week.

I wish we had at least 2 feet of snow every year, and at least 7 feet every 10th year.

[Nyx]

You have much more snow every year and everythings gets buried in snow, your heating system shuts down and you're frozen for quite a while.

I wish I didn't have piano lesson today.

[Shrike125]

you get it 2morrow

lol..I wish i was a real Klingon...Beat that lol

[Me_Lia]

You don't, because/but you suffer intense frostbite (Andy's not the only one freezing...)and your fingers.... fall... off....



AHH!! I know that sounds cruel. XS Sorry! (p.s. I wish that I didn't have piano lesson today too. I hate theory.)


I wish that YWO would become one of the most popular sites in cyber history.

[Me_Lia]

What is a Klingon? Lol I guess I spent too much time on my post, sorry.

[Shrike125]

lol its ok...i am a quick typer..Google Klingon..its a race from star trek..they are ace lol

[Andy]

I wish that YWO would become one of the most popular sites in cyber history.
Granted, except...it never beats Google or Youtube. Awww.... :D

I wish they made multicolored chocolate bars!

[Me_Lia]

I googled and almost checked out Wiki before I remembered. Shaun.



Annnyyywaaayy, I found another website. Gosh, the description is so long!! *starts reading*

Male chauvinism!!! Err, never mind.


lol..I wish i was a real Klingon...Beat that lol- Shrike125


You are, but you're an outcast as well. (But maybe you'll like being an outcast? O.o)


Repeat: I wish that YWO would become one of the most popular sites in cyber history.

[Shrike125]

wow you really hit where it hurts lol

it becomes the most popular, but is filled with viruses, popups and spam

ok..I whish I was a god

[Me_Lia]

I always spend so much time on one post!!!

I wish they made multicolored chocolate bars! - Andy



Yeah. Mouldy chocolate is green and brown. Spray-painted chocolate can be blue, yellow and red. Colourful!! :D


I wish I could write a hundred best-sellers.

[Me_Lia]

I wish I can work on a post quicker. Okay, forget it.


Haha, did I??? Sorry XD


You are God, but you have no power. (Kinda takes the fun away from being a god, huh?)

[Andy]

ok..I whish I was a god
Granted, but people don't like you because your actions never please 100% of the population, so people don't respect you at all.

I wish I could write a hundred best-sellers.
Okay, but you die before you can make much money from them, because you've written so much that it kills you.

I wish one of the characters in my story would be remembered for all time.

[Shrike125]

the character destroyes the world

ok..let me think

I whish i wasnt a nerd

[Carraka]

Your character is remembered as the most unrealistic character to ever grace literature. Future generations shall point at Vadd/Calamire/whoever and scream, "DON'T WRITE LIKE ANDY! DON'T WRITE LIKE ANDY!"

I wish I had MSN.



Erm....

You aren't a nerd, but suddenly nerds are "in", so everyone still thinks you're odd. Plus, you suck at math, and your computer dies.

[Shrike125]

now all these things about me are my worst nightmare s lol

[Andy]

You aren't a nerd, but suddenly nerds are "in", so everyone still thinks you're odd. Plus, you suck at math, and your computer dies.
That's one of the funniest things I've read!

You get MSN, but apparently, it requires you to upgrade your computer. Once that happens, you realize the MSN you got is outdated. So you get the most recent version, first for the wrong platform, then for your platform. Then it won't let you start a new account because it's buggy. Oh well. At least you *have* it now. :)

I wish there were less movies about mice and more about hamsters and guinea pigs.

[Rafael Domination]

Wish Granted! Unfortunately, they all suck.

I wish I had a hamster.

[Andy]

You do, but it's made of rubber, somehow. Elastic hamster. Only fun for a day, unlike true hamsters.

I wish I could change my physical appearance to whatever I wanted.

[jordanisonfire]

You do, but you change yourself to something really horrible for a laugh, but then lose the power and cannot change back.

I wish I could keep writing my novel. :(

[Rafael Domination]

Wish Granted! The first thing you do for a test was to turn into Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, you didn't specify anything about changing back...

I wish I could destroy superman!

Edit: AAAARRH! :D You beat me to it!

[jordanisonfire]

You do destroy superman, but then no one can save peoples' lives and the world goes into anarchy.

I wish death was impossible. For me. :P

[Rafael Domination]

Wish granted...unfortunately, you forget to add eternal youth, so you grow older and wrinkle up with every passing year untill you wish to die, but it's impossible, so (sad violing song)

I wish I could control Death

[Nyx]

You can but Death is actually only the name of your pet rat and he is all that you can control.

I wish I could buy new ringtones for my cell.

[Rafael Domination]

(Ahaha! Good one! :D)

Wish Granted! Unfortunately, the first ringtone you get was that pulse from that new "Cell" movie. Y'know, the one that turns people into zombies....?

I wish I was a zombie. :D

[Nyx]

You are, but only in a small local production of a zombie theater piece!

I wish I could get an A on my project:D

[Rafael Domination]

Yup - but you plaigarized to do so, and you got expelled.

I wish I was Brad Pitt (when he was younger)

[Me_Lia]

You are Brad Pitt when he was younger. A baby, in fact.



I wish I can live in front of the computer.

[Nyx]

You do. An old beat-up computer that doesn't turn on.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed right now.

[Me_Lia]

You don't have to, but your parents force you to go to couch-in-the-living-room-that's-as-hard-as-stone anyway.



I wish I could concentrate on reading stories online and critique...!!

[Eve]

You do. Just implant the computer's brain in your own

I wish I can get someone to complete my novel.

[Me_Lia]

You do. Just implant the computer's brain in your own

I wish I can get someone to complete my novel.


Someone does, and it sold better than Harry Potter (I'm obviously not a fan though I admire J.K. Rowling), but it isn't your novel anymore.

Note:

Implanting the computer's brain in my own is perhaps one of my top wishes. If it isn't impossible (Though maybe not in a couple of years, yay!) I'd get a surgery RIGHT NOW.

I wish my wishes will come out right. (HAH Let's see anyone break that up.)

[Eve]

Well, yeah. Just find yourself a fairy godmother.
(Must be that kind that can change the pumpkin into a carriage)

I wish that Me Lia will not hack at me with my silly answer

[Me_Lia]

I won't. :) Errrm, you mind going to the first post for this thread and read it" if you don't want to, it's okay ^ ^

[Eve]

Me baddy. Sorry, no read first page again.

[Nyx]

Well, yeah. Just find yourself a fairy godmother.
(Must be that kind that can change the pumpkin into a carriage)

I wish that Me Lia will not hack at me with my silly answer

She doesn't...this time but she will the next time!

I wish my room's walls were magically painted dark purple!

[jordanisonfire]

They are, but they remain permanently wet, so anything that touches them gets dark purple paint all over it. :P

I wish I could write some romance into my fantasy novel.

[Rafael Domination]

You do, but it's so cheesy and corny that people threw the book away

I wish horror stories were real...

[jordanisonfire]

They come true, but zombies come after you, kill you horribly and eat your entrails.

I wish I had something for my console that could let me go into my games and play as a character (they'll probably come up with one of those, but not in my time :D).

[Rafael Domination]

WISH! GRANTEEEEEED!

Unfortunately, they forget to equip it with a 'Save' button, so everytime you log in, you have to start all the way back from the beginning, and in a few days you get sick of it because everything just keeps repeating over and over and over and over and over and over and over again no matter how long you play cuz' theres only a certain amount of time you can play before you have to go to the bathroom and when you come back into the game you have to start all over again and play the same old thing yeah I will stop now.

I wish I had a pet goldfish.

[Tncowgirl]

Wish granted, but it's dead. :'(


I wish I could move, out of hte city and not into another one but out into the country. With a lot of land and few neighbors.

[Nyx]

You do, unfortunately your one and only neighbor has a mutant horse who eats you alive and feeds your remains to its ponies!

I wish school could be canceled tomorrow.

[Rafael Domination]

(are you on invisible, Nyx? :D)

It is, but the world ends (I know. Totally random.)

I wish I was a secret agent!

[Nyx]

(are you on invisible, Nyx? :D)Maybe;)

It is, but the world ends (I know. Totally random.)

I wish I was a secret agent!

you are but you get shot less than 3 seconds into your first mission.

I wish it snowed today.

[Rafael Domination]

It snows...yellow...snow...

I wish for three wishes

[Nyx]

eww :O

You get three wishes, however you waste each one asking for more and more wishes and so there really is no point!

I wish I could fit my fist in my mouth WITHOUT choking!

[Rafael Domination]

You do...but can't take it out...

I wish I had a chicken

[Tncowgirl]

You do but then it gets stuck and you have to eat it off

You do but it is a rubber one

I wish I had a wish that didn't mess up!

[Rafael Domination]

You get it, but someone else steals it

I wish I had a wish no one could mess up, and no one could steal, manipulate it or the user, and it had the ability to defy any loophole in existence or non-existence, and thre results would be immune to being wrecked from now to eternity past and future.

ha.

[Nyx]

You do...but can't take it out...

I wish I had a chicken

you do except its rubber!


I wish I was cinderella (random)

[Rafael Domination]

ah-a-a-a! You have to see if you can mess up my wish first! :D

[Nyx]

You get it, but someone else steals it

I wish I had a wish no one could mess up, and no one could steal, manipulate it or the user, and it had the ability to defy any loophole in existence or non-existence, and thre results would be immune to being wrecked from now to eternity past and future.

ha.

You would be granted that wish, if it wasn't so confusing that everyone just ignored it. And now it is just cast away cause no one understands it.

now my cinderella wish;)

[Rafael Domination]

It happens but the glass slippers snap and you sprain your ankle

(I'm not saying you're fat)

I wish I was a good boy

[Nyx]

It happens but the glass slippers snap and you sprain your ankle

(I'm not saying you're fat-that's because you haven't met me;))

I wish I was a good boy

You are for about 2 seconds before the wish wears off.

I wish I could skip to next weekend

[Eve]

Yes, you can. Just hibernate for a whole week

I wish I could be more active

[Rafael Domination]

You do, but your cells burn out.

I wish I was a dork

[Nyx]

You are;) but everybody thinks you're a nerd because few people know the difference.

I wish I didn't have 2 more hours of homework to do!

[Rafael Domination]

DOne! You get three!

I wish I was made out of cheese...
(Use the New-posts Button: it'll bring you to where the action is the hottest)

[Nyx]

You are and you get eaten by some annoying kid who loves cheese.

I wish it wasn't so tempting to keep using the internet when I have work to do.

[Rafael Domination]

Granted. And then, the TV catches your eye....


I wish I was that kid who ate me...

[Nyx]

Granted. And then, the TV catches your eye....
Our cable is down so that one doesn't actually work;)

I wish I was that kid who ate me...

you are..but then you change into cheese AGAIN and another kid eats you

[Me_Lia]

HAHAHA XD
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Nyx's Unbroken Wish: I wish it wasn't so tempting to keep using the internet when I have work to do.

I'm Mean: It is no longer tempting. Nothing is anymore, because everything except work dissappeared. And so you work and work and work and work and work and work...


My Wish: I wish that whatever I wrote in my stories would come true... T_T

[Nyx]

It does, but you have a urge to write about a moster who destroys and then eats you alive and well since everything comes true...


Ok, I wish the snow would never stop! (yes it's actually SNOWING!)

[Rafael Domination]

:D I love snow...)

It doesn't, and BC gets buried under it

I wish there was 3 more hours of darkness in BC

[Nyx]

There is. There's 3 more hours, then 3 more hours and then 3 more hours etc. So there's never any light.

I wish the sun would melt some of the excess snow in the buried BC so there'd be just enough snow for schools to close on monday and for me to go sledding:D

[jordanisonfire]

It does, but it overloads and destroys the Earth (I want you to die because I'm very jealous that you have loads of snow to go sledding AND ENGLAND DOESN'T! :mad:).

I wish we had snow in England.

[Me_Lia]

You do, but the same thing that you wished would happen to Nyx's wish happens to you. :)

(btw what is BC? O.o)

I wish that I didn't feel so mean and evil.

[Carraka]

Instead, you feel mean and stupid.

BC: British Columbia

I wish to die.

[Nyx]

you do, except there's no point because you instantly come alive again.

I wish BC schools were closed tomorrow:D

[jordanisonfire]

They are, but it only lasts for a day and you get frozen into your house. :P

I wish I had a hover car. :D

[Nyx]

You do, it's imaginary though:P

I wish schools were closed for one day tomorrow without me getting frozen in my house.

[Eve]

They are but they open again at 12 midnight the next day and yuo have to go back there.

I wish I can read another book.

[Rafael Domination]

You do, but it's boring

I wish I was a bone

[Eve]

You do but it is infested with decomposers

I wish for an upgrade in my site

[Rafael Domination]

It does, but the upgrade includes being bombarde with a billion pop-ups every half-second

I wish I was an 'A'-student...

[Eve]

You are. After that one time, you get all 'f's

I wish that Humpty Dumpty could make me scrambled eggs.

[Rafael Domination]

Granted. They taste like all the kings horses and all the kings men...

I wish cinderella sprained her ankle

[Nyx]

She does, except when she trips she falls on you and surprisingly enough, she weighs alot so she basically crushes you and you face some serious injuries!

I wish cinderella's ankle would heal:)

[Eve]

They would but there would be an ugly scar

I wish for the moon to fall

[Me_Lia]

The moon falls... On Eve. Bye bye, Eve.

I wish that stories in YWO would get published and top bestsellers everywhere...

[GeorgeMichael]

They do...Hurray!!! (no I'm kidding.:)). They do, but no one had time to look them over with critiques so they're not very well written...


I wish that a Charlie Brown Christmas Special was on right now.

[Nyx]

It is, but your TV shuts down and you can't turn it on again!

I wish my sister would buy me a present:D

[Eve]

She would but it's a cheap one

I wish that the weather here would cool down

[GeorgeMichael]

it does, but it goes to below freezing and everyone is trapped inside for a week, no harm done of course.


I wish it was winter vacation already!

[Nyx]

It is, but for your school winter vacation only lasts 1 days this year!

I wish this was a long weekend

[Eve]

It is but your sister would be screaming at you to get off the computer every second.

I wish that my hand would heal

[Nyx]

It is but your sister would be screaming at you to get off the computer every second.
My sister has her own laptop:P

I wish that my hand would heal

it does, but then you break it.

I wish I was done knitting my hat.

[GeorgeMichael]

You're done, but it's awful


I wish people would enjoy the new story I'm going to post later this week