Wish-Maker, Wish-Breaker

[lalodragon]

It's the next ice age! And you are the guy caught in the outhouse in the glacier.

I wish that we would buy that house on Hunter Street.

[Zyanya]

But then a random earthquake would hit, bringing only your house to the ground. :P

I wish it was graduation time already!

[lalodragon]

Sure, but you get held back and don't graduate. Or if that's not possible, you get stuck in a time warp and live graduation day over and over.

All right, now I want the house on Hocking Drive. I wish the guy would sell it to us.

[SapphireSeaBird]

Okay, but someone starts a fire and burns it down.

I wish I could not revise and still get the marks I want in my exams.

[lalodragon]

Sure, but an arbitrary system error holds you back this year. The error is never resolved-- you will always be a year behind.

I wish that Nanowrimo would come a little faster.

[Zyanya]

But then you would get stuck in a time warp and eternally have to live through this November. :P

I wish I was already a senior.

[Kalculator]

Yes, but then you fall behind and become a freshman again.

I wish for bubblegum.

[Nevermore]

You get it, but it lock your jaws in its sticky embrace and suffocates you to your CERTAIN DOOM!
MUAHUAHUAH!

I wish for cake.

[thecollector]

Haven't played this game in sooooo long. *sigh* Here goes...
Sure, you get cake...You're turned into a human cake, and served up at a bachelor party to fat, ugly strippers. Have fun. :P

I wish for the universe to explode with the energy of a thousand suns and for everyone to die. :P Thank you! Much love <3

[Kalculator]

It does, but you're the only one who survived.

I wish that Camp NaNoWriMo would hurry up.

[Faust]

Banned because it is cancelled. Seriously. Not. Kinda.

I wish that there is world peace.

[thecollector]

Sure, but then you kill yourself in boredom.

I wish I would have a boyfriend now.

[v.w.123]

Sure, but you end up not liking guys anymore and go back to girls.

I wish this week could be over already!!!

[thecollector]

Holy shit, did I actually write that in here? O.O

Sure, but you end up having the worst weekend ever. Everything goes wrong and you end up looking forward to the consumer driven life of the pathetic work week.

I wish love wasn't unrequited. It would make things so much easier. Hahaha :P

[miss_smiley]

Sure. But that means you fall head over heels with your stalker, who just looooooooves you.

I wish my marks were back already.

[FayGee]

If you say so. But they are bad. Not so bad that your teacher takes pity on you and lets you retake the test. Just bad enough to be bad. ;)

I wish Schmovid (nickname for my little brother) would let me hug him!

[Clawfire]

OK, but he would hug you so hard you would suffocate.

I wish I had something to do...

[FayGee]

OK, but he would hug you so hard you would suffocate.

I wish I had something to do...

Your wish is my command! Oh, but I forgot, you have so much stuff to do you have a mental breakdown... :)

I wish you were out of your wise mood... :glare:

[Clawfire]

Then I would be in my psycho killing mood instead.

I wish I could escape from my haunting troubles...

[FayGee]

Then I would be in my psycho killing mood instead.

I wish I could escape from my haunting troubles...

Instead your life is deathly boring.

I wish I had an imagination. (Ok, the answer to this is so obvious. I challenge the answer-er to come up with something interesting!) ;)

[Clawfire]

Sure. You imagine your death and it comes true!!!

I wish my feet didn't hurt cause of stupid flamenco.

[FayGee]

Sure. You imagine your death and it comes true!!!

I wish my feet didn't hurt cause of stupid flamenco.

It's your call, but then you don't feel your legs at all. They become permanently numb. And that's weird.

I wish... I wish... I wish I had a wish. ;)

[Clawfire]

You have to many wishes and cannot only ask three wishes of the genie :P

I wish I didn't have to go from YWO… :(

[FayGee]

You have to many wishes and cannot only ask three wishes of the genie :P

I wish I didn't have to go from YWO… :(

But then you are glued to it and want to vomit just thinking about it.:( And you think about it all the time. Therefore you want to vomit all the time. Therefore you are lead to vomit all the time. Therefore -- ok, ok, I'll stop before it gets really bad. ;)

I wish I had school, not never-ending vacation.

[Clawfire]

Sure, but instead you had to always be at school and never go home :P

I wish this stupid cold would go away.

[FayGee]

Sure, but instead you had to always be at school and never go home :P

I wish this stupid cold would go away.

But then you never get sick. And you never die. You're immortal. And you hate it. :P

I wish Aryeh Leib wasn't on oxygen. ;(

[Faust]

Granted. For good.

I wish for a wish which I can wish for a wish.

[thecollector]

Sure, but you never stop wishing for a wish and drive yourself insane because you can't decide what else to wish for. :P I'll bring flowers for you to the luni-bin. xD

I wish Don's stupid phone battery didn't die. Grrr Hahaha

[FayGee]

Granted. For good. Ohhhhhh... Thank you! :blush:

Sure, but you never stop wishing for a wish and drive yourself insane because you can't decide what else to wish for. :P I'll bring flowers for you to the luni-bin. xD

I wish Don's stupid phone battery didn't die. Grrr Hahaha

Sure, but then... But then... Oh, well. Stumped. :mad:

I wish I could come up with something to break your wish!

[thecollector]

Sure, but then your next wish stumps me, and that just won't do. :P

I wish I was 17 already.

[FayGee]

Sure, but then your next wish stumps me, and that just won't do. :P

I wish I was 17 already.

But then you're 17 forever!

I wish there was such thing as saving your comments here on YWO.

[Faust]

Granted, but then you can never find them.

I wish time everywhere would be the same.

[FayGee]

Granted, but then you can never find them.

I wish time everywhere would be the same.

That's not good. We can't all have the same time.

I wish time only existed at the right time.

[Jose]

Yeah, but your watch's srewed up.

I wish that I can dominate the world by this weekend.

[Julian]

Sorry, your SATs are coming up.

I wish I could fart flames.

[Julian]

Sorry, your SATs are coming up.

I wish I could fart flames.

[Faust]

Double post.

Fine. But there the obvious flaws in that plan happen.

I wish..... nothing.

[FayGee]

Double post.

Fine. But there the obvious flaws in that plan happen.

I wish..... nothing.

Be careful what you wish for... now you have nothing. ;)

I wish that I had inspiration and laughter more often.

[thecollector]

Sure, but it comes at a price. You laugh so much no one can stand to be around you.

I wish I was someone else.

[Jose]

Yeah, but you die in a car crash.

I wish for world peace? *playing all hippy*

[thecollector]

Sure, but then you're struck with lightning and die.

EDIT: I wish it would get a little more colder tonight.

[FayGee]

Sure, but then you're struck with lightning and die.

EDIT: I wish it would get a little more colder tonight.

But then your grammar is so bad you faint, go to hospital, and die. :rolleyes:

I wish I didn't have to correct spelling so often!

[lalodragon]

Sure, but then your spelling fails and everyone is correcting you.

I wish my nose weren't runny.

[OrionRising]

It isn't runny anymore because it no longer has nostrils.

I wish mosquitoes would stop biting.

[FayGee]

But then they sting instead. And that's worse. :P

I wish I could figure out my school situation.